Lesbian Babysitters 18 Review

I really preferred these series videos where there was a storyline running through the whole video, whether it be family dynamics or Carter Cruise pimping out her girlfriends.  Alas, that ship seems to have sailed in 2025 and we are stuck with four distinct scenes, with no connections between any of them.

LB17 was a mixed bag.  One all time great LB scene, one pretty good scene, and two abysmal pieces of shit scenes.  So I didn’t rush into watching this one.  And my instinct was correct.  Because LB18 was far worse than LB17!  I would put it in the same category as Dads Lesbian Lover 1 as one of the worst videos ever created.   Just absolutely horrid stuff.  I still can’t believe I actually paid really money to own and watch this.  

The most upsetting thing to me about all of this is that the framework was here to put together some great scenes. You could have a mother come home, a horny lusting and scheming  teenage babysitter ready to seduce her by massaging her feet and slowly take it a bit further, touch by touch, until the mother is over the brink, and then they have passionate sex on the couch. Instead it goes from let me rub your feet to sex in seconds, and not good sex, but constant crappy porn chatter about wet pussies and the such. But I am tired of thinking about what could have been, it makes me sad to be honest.  And instead of something that could have been great, SHV presents an absolute abomination of a video. Porn drivel of the worst kind.  And of course I am here to document it all ... unfortunately.  

Bree Brooks and Ameena Green

Ameena comes into Bree’s room and sees her changing. She is in her panties and putting on her bra. She asks Ameena’s opinion on what outfit she likes best, between two pink dresses. Ameena tells her she likes her best in the underwear, which is the impetus for them to quickly start kissing. Implausible for sure, but also fun! 

They kiss. It isn’t particularly deep or sensual. And Bree seems a talker, saying she is so wet within moments of them kissing. Ameena has great small natural boobs and big giant nipples. I really like.  I think she must be some sort of mixed ethnicity, and whatever she is, she is a babe. Bree seems more the typical blond MILF porn star with fake tits and the need to make lots and lots of noise. Bree is moaning and making noise as she rubs Ameena’s pussy.  Shouldn’t the director be telling them it is supposed to work the opposite way?

Ameena licks Bree’s bald pussy and Bree doesn’t shut up the whole time.  Seriously this is dreadful. I can’t believe people watch this and think it is good. Bree’s pussy does look nice, that is about all I can say about this sequence. 

Bree eats pussy like she kisses. Loudly and not very sensually. She also talks while doing it, and spits as well. Ameena announces that she is going to cum in Bree’s mouth, which was actually a fantastic moment. Her orgasm didn’t seem strong but it was long.  Ameena asks Bree to sit on her face, which is actually a nice view. Bree doesn’t shut up again which is hard viewing. But she finally cums and lots of noise here, which was actually fun.  Ameena keeps licking and Beee cums a second time which was a nice touch. I did really enjoy this sequence. 

In a GFF like lack of quality control, the director tells them to stop kissing at the end and just look at each other. Not often other studies, such as SHV, have such horrible gaffes. 

Look this wasn’t good. The positives: Ameena’s looks and body, especially her nipples; Bee’s pussy; the orgasms. The negatives: Everything else. Why oh why did the director allow Bree to narrate the whole thing? And why did the editing miss the director talking? ** 

Kayla Paige and Kylie Rocket

Kayla comes home and finds Kylie having phone sex with her girlfriend. Kayla is turned on, especially when she finds out Kylie is into women.  When Kayla finds out her mother has her daughter for a few hours, she and Kylie are kissing pretty quickly. 

Honestly I find both of these two … too modern porny ( did i invent a word there? ).  But the kissing here is great. Full of passion and desire.  Kayla has gigantic implants that I will never find attractive.  But Kylie has a hot teen body that I can get into for sure. So they balance each other out. 

Once the initial passionate kissing runs its course, the two start ratcheting up the porn talk and moaning. We had a good 10 minutes at least. RIP to this scene.  Kylie looks great with her legs spread and Kayla eating her.  But Kayla makes a ton of background noise just licking. And Kylie narrates the whole thing. Honestly, just fucking shoot me. One of my biggest fears is that people watch horrid junk like this, and then try to fuck like this in real life.  Kylie cums hard and Kayla makes enough noise for both of them. 

When Kylie licks Kayla from behind the spitting starts too.  Kylie does put 3 fingers inside Kayla, which is always a hot thing.  But this generates a whole bunch of dirty porn talk from both, and honestly I don’t need any more of that in this scene. 

Kylie rides Kayla’s face.  It’s a great view but as before, it sounds awful.  Kylie does have a nice cum.  One final act, Kylie eating Kayla in a normal missionary position.  And actual quote from Kayla - “You fucking eat that fucking pussy so fucking good”. I honestly can’t make stuff like this up.  Look I appreciate good dirty talk. I really do. Just non stop porn talk is simply horrible stuff. And it’s a shame because the sex here was actually decent.  After Kayla cums, Kylie spits in her mouth … HER MOUTH …  to put a bow on this scene. *1/2

London River and Millie Morgan

London is sad that her family has outgrown babysitter Millie. And Millie will miss London too. But London offers Millie a chance to live with her temporarily while she finds a new source of income. Millie asks for a kiss and we get started. They quickly move to the bedroom.  That moved pretty quickly, no slow seduction required.

There is not any porn talk to start, which is nice, but they are playing a corny music track to prevent the actual sex sounds to come through. Luckily it shuts off maybe 3-4 mins into the scene. 

I typically don’t have much use for London.  Another blonde MILF type with giant inflated lips and giant fake boobs aa well and usually a non stop porn mouth. I don’t find the type attractive at all.  As London strips, Millie spanks her, which is what any teen girl would do in this scenario, right? Millie is slim and attractive.  Small boobs which jiggle a lot.   But she talks a tad too much for my liking as London licks her.  It doesn’t last long as she cums pretty quickly though.  London keeps going and she cums again!

London sits on Millie’s face before they 69, and her boobs look massive.  Some maneuvering around the bed, before more London face riding.  She is actually very subdued here and really just focuses on riding Millie versus lots of normal chatter. And Millie licks her to two orgasms. And then a third. Wow! I have to be honest, I was not expecting that!

Millie starts talking about London’s “tight little pussy” as she fingers London and London licks her to another cum.   To be honest again, never would I have thought Millie would be the annoying one in this scene!  Millie flips around, rides London’s face and cums multiple times again!   And then one last orgasm for London as she lies on her back and Millie licks her. 

This scene shocked me. It was not formulaic in the least and dare say it was really good.  If Millie acted a little less like a porn star and they cut the music intro, I would say it was excellent!  But still a good watch. ***1/2

Elizabeth Skylar and Selena Love

Elizabeth comes home after a hard day at work and Selena offers Elizabeth a foot massage.  Elizabeth’s ex has picked up her daughter so they are alone.  Selena offers her many services to Elizabeth which leads to them quickly kissing.  They didn’t build that up at all, just right to it.   This has been the issue in this whole movie.  One to two sentences of innuendo, and then bam, right into it.

Selena has delightful little boobs. Elizabeth exposes them and gives them attention to get her nipples really hard and erect.  When Selena pulls down Elizabeth’s top she tells Elizabeth she has “really nice titties”.  They are paid for standard MILF enhancements.  But to each their own on the definition of “really nice”. 

When Elizabeth starts eating Selena’s pussy it turns into a modern porn 101 class. Elizabeth starts the fake moaning.  Selena starts the constant narration. I suppose the titties comment should have alerted me to what was going to happen, but I was not ready for this scene to get so awful so fast.  Little shy babysitter suddenly with a complete trash mouth talking nonstop about her pussy. Fuck this scene.  Elizabeth actually licks Selena to two orgasms, which could have been fun. But Selena is absolutely dreadful.   She is actually unwatchable as a performer. Absolutely horrid stuff, which is a shame.  

To complete the modern porn masterpiece Selena spits and slurps at Elizabeth’s pussy.  And fake moaning too.  Seriously this is as bad a sex scene as you could ever find.   Elizabeth cums really hard punctuated by Selena now starting to talk about Elizabeth’s pussy.    A few more acts including a nice view of them scissoring.  But still unwatchable.   I am not sure if you can tell, but I hated this. Ha ha. One of the worst scenes ever. 1/2*

Overall: This was an absolute horror show.  One of the worst videos I have watched and reviewed in years of doing this site.  Some good orgasms, and sequences leading to the orgasms.  But too much spit, fake moans, and excessive porn talk, for me to find any positives beyond that.  

Awards: 

• MVP - London over Ameena, just because her scene was better.  But Ameena making Bree cum twice in a row was a great moment.  
• Hottest - Ameena wins this one over Kylie.  Of the mothers, Bree was probably the hottest.  I did like here changing at the start of her scene too.  But an easy win for Ameena. 
• Best Mother - London, no one else even close. 
• Best Babysitter - Ameena, again no one else really close.  
• Biggest Surprise - I am shocked that London was the best person in this whole video.  
• Best Story - Kylie having phone sex with her girlfriend and Kayla catching her.  
• Best Scene - There really isn’t any competition here.  London and Millie by far. 

Scenes:

• Bree Brooks and Ameena Green **
• Kayla Paige and Kylie Rocket *1/2
• London River and Millie Morgan ***1/2
• Elizabeth Skylar and Selena Love 1/2*

Lesbian Babysitters 17 Review

Happy New Year.  And what a treat to start the new year with ... The Lesbian Babysitters are back!  I loved that series and was so excited when I heard there was finally a new one out!  This episode is four separate scenes.  I preferred the episodes where a common storyline is weaved throughout. But honestly, I am just happy to have the Lesbian Babysitters back!!

There is a label on the right for the Lesbian Babysitters if you are interested in reading my reviews and analysis of Episodes 1 - 16.   Selecting that label will filter all of the posts I have made for that entire series.  As always, thanks for taking the time to read them all.

Katrina Colt and Freya Parker

Katrina comes home and finds Freya trying to fix a clogged sink. She insists Freya take off her wet top to be dried. Freya looks incredible when her top comes off.  Her see through bra is incredible. Katrina and Freya both admit they prefer women and are immediately kissing.  This won't got down as any type of great seduction but it gets the job done. These two look absolute fire together. Clothes are quickly ditched and they end up on the bed.  Incredible giant nipples on both but especially on the small boobed Katrina. Freya goes down on Katrina which results in a lovely orgasm from Katrina. Lovely slow and sensual licking from Freya here. They swap positions and a similar sensual style from Katrina on Freya. Eventually Katrina gets her whole mouth on Freya's pussy sucking hard and resulting in a hip lifting long Freya orgasm. This whole sequence was immense!   They swap positions again, Freya putting a pillow under Katrina's butt. And Freya does slowest licking in the scene so far, teasing Katrina incredibly sensually. This is great because there is absolutely none of the modern porn BS I hate. This is how I would imagine two lesbians would actually have sex if no camera's were around. Freya works a finger in and quickly Katrina cums hard again!  And then fingers Katrina harder and her biggest orgasm so far. This was awesome!  They end with Freya sitting on Katrina's face, which is a fabulous view. And Freya rocks herself to a hard cum.   I loved this. Is like classify this as sensual love making. I normally prefer hard passionate fucks. But this was amazing.  In the top 10 of best LB scenes of all time.  Maybe top 5! ****3/4

Rachel Cavalli and Haley Reed

It's hard to imagine that Haley was in LB 15 as one of Carter Cruises escort/babysitters fucking Alexis Fawx.  Seven years later and she is still babysitting.  Ha ha. She isn't so innocent looking anymore. 

When Rachel comes home, Haley is trying on lingerie for a photoshoot. Rachel realizes she has similar lingerie and she puts it on so they can pose together. Clearly a ruse by Haley to hook the two up.  The posing leads to kissing. Not the most imaginative of stories but seems like modern silliness.  This is quite the contrast here. Haley is thin and natural versus the thicker Rachel, who is also pumped full of silicon. Haley starts the spitting early, dropping bombs on each of Rachel's inflated tits.  She then drops a big spit wad into her hand to insert into Rachel's panties. I fucking hate this already. Ha ha.   When Haley goes down on Rachel again, she says I am going to make if sloppy, and spits again in it. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this girl? Rachel cums pretty quickly. And it a rather subdued fashion for Rachel without a lot of modern porn bullshit. So good job there.  When Rachel goes down on Haley she remarks what a pressure pussy. Then drops her own spit wad in Haley's pussy.  Multiple times.  Haley cums and announces if. She then proceeds to eat and spit in Rachel's ass.  Rubbing Rachel's clit, Haley makes Rachel cum again and also calls her a "fucking slut". Haley sits on Rachel's face for the next to last action of the scene. Thankfully no spitting here.  Haley talks and rocks herself to one last orgasm.  Haley goes to lick Rachel one last time.  She basically just sticks her tongue out and Rachel grinds to an orgasm. This scene fucking sucked. The less said the better.  Some good orgasms, but overall one of the worst scenes I have ever seen. Honestly, I think I am predisposed to hating everything Rachel is in.  *

It's hard for me to comprehend how great the first scene was, and just how terrible this one was.  These two scenes come from completely different universes yet the same movie and director. 

Cherry Kiss and Lexi Lore

Cherry is posing for a web cam or Only Fans in a protective outfit.  Lexi hears her talking and wonders what is going on. Cherry had told her that she needed a babysitter because she had a "business" call. And clearly posing is her business. Ha ha. Lexi is intrigued and wants to get into the business. So Cherry shows Lexi on camera. And since she is getting lots of tips, Cherry encourages Lexi to have sex with her on camera. Lexi's top is off by this point and the two start kissing passionately.  Cherry is a trip here, leading Lexi on.  Cherry looks at the phone at one point and says "Wow we made a $1000, keep it coming guys".  Lexi has a lovely body. Nice boobs that are just a handful, and great pierced nipples. Cherry tells Lexi she wants to taste her, and Lexi lies back and gets devoured. When Cherry learns that Lexi licks more sucking than licking, she really works Lexi over. She slurps and sucks Lexi to a nice orgasm.  Nothing over the top there but fun. Lexi tells Cherry she wants to taste her pussy now and they swap roles. Lots of guidance and sheet gripping from Cherry and then she has a huge cum.   Cherry licks Lexi from behind.  Both Lexi's ass and pussy.  And we get wide open views of both that are lovely. And we can hear Cherry's phone ding here with another tip (a nice touch I should add). Some spitting beer, which I don't love. But Cherry is trying to stretch Lexi out for the camera, so I can almost understand it. Cherry fingers Lexi hard from behind (two fingers) and Lexi rubs her own clit.  And this results in a much bigger orgasm for Lexi. Lexi asks Cherry to "use her tongue" and we get Cherry riding Lexi's face.  Lexi just sticks out her tongue and Cherry just rocks to orgasm.  That was a hot view and act. And Cherry's orgasm was pretty immense. Cherry invites Lexi to stay more at her place and make more money. This was so great. Not sure the sex itself warrants a rating this high, but I thought Cherry was great here and the story even better.  Besides the spitting, the only complaint I had was the phone camera that they performing for kind of disappeared off the bed at some point.   ****

Capri Cavanni and Melody Marks

 Capri comes home and hears Melody fighting on the phone with her girlfriend. Melody realizes she needs a new girlfriend. When Capri says come to me if you need anything, Melody follows Capri into her bedroom, and says she needs Capri.  Not much setup but they start their kissing.  Of course Capri just happened to be in her underwear when this all happens.  As they kiss Melody says she hopes Capri can make her forget all about "her".   Capri has tattoos all over hands. I always find this weird. I have long since ignored most bad tattoos I see, but these seem excessive.  She also has really big bowling ball implants. Melody is much more natural. And even has braces!  She is also at her babysitting job with just a bra on. Melody starts by talking non stop and I find it not very enjoyable. But she does get my attention when she says "I will lie back and do whatever you say".  Some nice kissing and then Melody lies back to be eaten.  This is made complete by Capri spitting multiple times into Melody's pussy.  Between Melody and Capri non stop talking, and Capri spitting, I really dislike this.  Fairness has a really hot body.  And she is letting Capri just dominate her. So this has some fun aspects. But decidedly not for me. Capri orders Melody to rub her clit, while Capri fingers her, and quickly Melody announces she is cumming.   They swap roles and Capri has a nice orgasm from being licked.  But they are porn talking way too much.  Melody rides Capri's face for a bit and Capri spits up into Melody's pussy. It is crazy how bad this has turned.   They flip into a 69 and Capri cums almost immediately.  That was nice.  They trade oral one more time. Another set of nice orgasms, and some nice pillow grabbing from Melody. But suffers from the same terrible modern porn crap as the first half of the scene.  I liked this very slightly more than scene 2. But it was still terrible.  The good was nice orgasms and Melody's shapely boobs. Otherwise it suffers from all the same modern trash. And ramped up to an excessive amount. *1/2

Overall: This is easily one of the weirdest movies I have ever reviewed.  Two scenes were great, two scenes were pitiful.  A complete dichotomy between the two sets.   So very weird.  Same director, just completely different tones and direction.  Very weird.  Bottom line, watch this for Scenes 1 and 3, and run as far away as you ca from 2 and 4. 

Awards: These awards will be easy.  One of those movies where one scene completely overshadows everything else. 

• MVP - Freya over Katrina, although Cherry was very good in her role.
• Hottest - Freya over Katrina.  Again. 
• Best Mother - Katrina over Cherry. 
• Best Babysitter - Freya over Lexi.
• Biggest Surprise - Cherry.  I thought I would hate that scene when it started, and by the end I was completely into it!
• Best Scene - Katrina and Freya

Scenes:

• Katrina Colt and Freya Parker ****3/4
• Rachel Cavalli and Haley Reed *
• Cherry Kiss and Lexi Lore **** 
• Capri Cavanni and Melody Marks *1/2

Bonus Best Scene Images:

Lesbian Babysitters Top 5s

I love my lists ... so what better way to conclude the LB project then with my Top 5's!!

MVPs - Honestly, Michelle was so far above everybody else in this series.  But some love most be shared across the whole series. One of my biggest issues with the series as a whole, was there wasn't a lot of repeat actresses. So Ryan and Presley make it on even though they only had one episode. 

• Michelle Lay
• Melissa Monet
• Carter Cruise
• Ryan Keely
• Presley Hart

Mothers - Again, Michelle is the clear star here.  But I should note that Melissa was great too.  She was the star of the first episode, and then had a few killer scenes in later ones.   In a surprise, Sarah sneaks on here.  I always was kind of bored with her in previous viewings, but her scene with Carter was really great, and kind of set the scene for the whole episode.  Some other mothers were great in their one off appearances ... Brandi Love, Julia Ann.  Zoey Holloway was good too, but I honestly am not a fan, even though she often has very good to great scenes.  

• Michelle Lay
• Melissa Monet
• Ryan Keely
• India Summer
• Sarah Vandella

Babysitters - Carter was the best, and I don't even think my Carter bias influences that view.  She had a great scene with Maggie, and then drove the second episode she was in.  Jessie was great too, and started in two episodes.  I don't know that Sinn was all that special, but she was in multiple episodes too.  Claire was the star of her episode, as was Presley.  Both were very good in their roles.  Natasha Nice should get a shout out here for just missing the list ... even though she wasn't really a babysitter and more just a fuck friend of some of the others. 

• Carter Cruise
• Jessie Andrews
• Presley Hart
• Claire Robbins
• Sinn Sage

Hottest - The usual suspects on my hottest lists.  Presley is a new entry though.  An Ryan looked absolutely killer with longer hair.  That was kind of my shock moment for the whole series, seeing her with long hair and looking so amazing.  

• Carter Cruise
• Ryan Keely
• Shyla Jennings
• Presley Hart
• Scarlet Red

Under the Radar - I didn't know Satine Phoenix before I watched Episode 1.  She blew me away how great she was.  The rest were all first time views for me and impressed me.  I really like Lana Lopez as a special mention.  She was great in her scene and someone I am going to track down more of.  

• Satine Phoenix
• Lana Lopez
• Gianna Dior
• Kimberly Kane
• Sofi Ryan

Best Scenes - Michelle and Sara was easily the best scene.  It isn't as good as Melissa Monet and Sara Stone, but it is close, and I can understand why people consider it the best lesbian scene of all time.  Michelle and Satine was probably my second favorite.  And you can pretty quickly see why Michelle is the MVP.  As far Dana and Ryan, this is the only Dana scene across multiple episodes I even really liked.  What a shame because in general I find Dana incredibly attractive.  

• Michelle Lay and Sara Stone
• Michelle Lay and Satine Phoenix
• Dana Vespoli and Ryan Keely
• Carter Cruise and Magdalene St Michaels
• India Summer and Presley Hart

Lesbian Babysitter Episode Ratings

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Lesbian Babysitters 16 Review

Well we have gotten to the end of our LB reviews.  The last episode!  I have to admit, this started out so great.  By the end it was a chore.  So many scenes with great looking participants just devolved into the things I mostly hate.  By the end it was clear we were watching staged porn sex, not anything intimate or even very good.  The occasional great scene would come up (say Sarah Vandella and Carter Cruise) but in general it just turned into stuff not really for me.  With that said, let's get into LB16.

Gianna Dior is Silvia Sage’s babysitter but also her lover. The video opens with Gianna brushing Silvia’s hair while each is naked. But Gianna is moving and so Silvia will need a new sitter. But first one last fuck!  Both are wearing insane amounts of makeup.  Not really a fan of this look, but I suppose it is what is. Silvia remarks that Gianna gave her all sorts of confidence that she lacking when they met.   Silvia has an all time terrible boob job. Like you can see the layers in her boobs as if they layered cones in there.  Gianna meanwhile looks hot in a turquoise bra and panty set.  Medium boobs. Big nipples.  I like her. Silvia goes down on Gianna but it doesn’t last very long. No big orgasm though.   Gianna now goes down on Silvia who asks where will I ever find someone like you? Gianna doesn’t stay there long and she climbs up to trib. This doesn’t last long either. What is with these lately where they rush through positions and no one ever cums (or at least cums hard)? Silvia eats Gianna from behind.   Gianna’s pussy looks great with Silvia’s tongue in it. And her tits look great hanging down too. Silvia eventually uses her fingers and Gianna cums.  They get in a 69. More close ups of Silvia’s pussy. Yay for that! This eventually leads to Silvia doing more rubbing on Gianna then climbing on top to trib.  You can see the layers in Silvia’s boobs. Who the fuck would do that to themselves?  Meanwhile, Gianna’s boobs shaking on the bottom is amazing. They both say a lot of “fuck baby” here and both seem to cum.  Silvia gets on her hands and knees and rubs her clit while Gianna licks from behind. Silvia has a little cum. More tribbing with Gianna on top to end things. Her boobs look immense here. They are almost too perfect.  She has the best orgasm of the scene here. They kiss to end it.  The visuals here of Gianna were pretty damn great. Silvia’s boobs are clearly not my favorite. But she was fine and Gianna was really good.  ***1/2

Silvia wakes the next day to a nice note from Gianna saying good bye and thank you, while also offering encouragement for her to find a new babysitter.  Ha ha.   

Serene Siren is having breakfast when her sitter Kenzie Reeves comes home. The two are in a Dom/Sub relationship in addition to Kenzie being her sitter. Serene makes Kenzie call her mistress.   Serene makes Kenzie scrub the floor while she rubs herself. Serene may be my least favorite  porn star ever ... Kenzie was in an all time shit show of a scene I just reviewed.  This scene doesn't bode well in my mind, although the story is funny. Silvia comes over and sees the relationship with Serene and Kenzie.  They talk about the two of them fucking babysitters. Serene gives Silvia a card for the same babysitter agency she found Kenzie from.

Kenzie breaks something in the kitchen after Silvia leaves and Serene decides she needs to punish her. Serene starts spanking her in the kitchen pushed up against the island.  So this is our first LB scene in the kitchen. Serene starts ravishing Kenzie on the kitchen island, especially her giant nipples.  Then devouring her pussy through her panties. Kenzi begs her mistress to eat her ass.  I loved this.  The problem is that now each of them start narrating, Kenzie talking about Serene is doing to her.  Serene about how Kenzie feels and tastes.  And this is why I hate modern porn sometimes. Eventually Serene focuses on Kenzie's pussy and she makes her cum.  Then she moves her off of a table back onto the island and fingers her to another cum.  Sadly lots of spit involved here.  Serene gets Kenzie up on the island where they attempt to trib, but very poorly. Serene tells Kenzie she has waited for this the whole day as Kenzie goes down on her and also fingers her hole. Kenzie puts Serene's foot in her mouth and Serene calls her a good girl. Kenzie climbs up, grinds for a bit and then tribs Serene.  They each have a nice orgasm.  Then Kenzie climbs further up and rides Serene face (while Serene fingers her own clit).  All of this happening on a kitchen island I remind you.  Then they 69, with Kenzie basically filling Serene's pussy up with spit.  Serene almost uses her child voice when Kenzie asks her to put her big titties in her mouth.  It started to come out and then stopped. Kenzi says something about Serene taking good care of her "fuck hole". They grind some more on the island where they each cum again. Look this was not good.  In fact it was bad.  But in being objective, I can say it wasn't as bad as  I feared.  And if it had been on a bed, not on a kitchen island I would have ranked it higher.  But each of these actresses suck, even if I really like Kenzie's nipples.   They could't resist their worst traits and by the end I was hoping to never ever hear either's voice ever again.  *1/2

Silvia calls Babysitters Dreams and talks to Danni Rivers to set up a meeting. Her girlfriend Ivy Jones is quite jealous. Ivy doesn’t want Danni fucking hot Beverly Hills MILFs.  I guess she knows the deal about these babysitters. Danni shows up for an interview and Silvia is dressed in a tight red dress. Silvia tells her it is a live in position and so Danni is worried Ivy will be upset.

While Danni is off interviewing, Ivy is fucking Aidra Fox behind her back.  Ivy already has her top off as they kiss . An all small/med boob matchup.  Right up my alley.  Ivy has implants though that are pretty restrained. I applaud her for that.  Although as always I question the decision to get them. They kiss and suck on each others boobs. Aidra has an awesome body.  Ivy gently rubs her pussy and clit with her finger. Then she licks and Aidra is quite responsive.  Ivy strips down and Aidra gives her a spank. Ivy tells her to treat her like a naughty girl  Aidra fingers Ivy for a while before going down on her and making her cum.  Ivy gets behind Aidra and fingers her pussy while kissing her neck   Soon Aidra is rubbing her own clit while Ivy has two fingers inside her.  Aidra cums and quivers all over Ivy. Aidra ends up on her stomach and we get more of the same. Aidra rubbing her clit and Ivy fingering her. Ivy asks her if she is going to be a big slut for her.  At times this has a little too much fake moaning and lots of “yeah yeah yeah”. It would be so much better if it just sounded natural.  Ivy also has the modern porn fascination of spitting in Audra’s pussy a lot.  Ivy fingers her to another orgasm. Ivy climbs up and rides Audra’s face. This looks pretty great until they do a closeup of Ivy’s boobs.  You can really see how firm Ivy’s boobs are her.  She actually showed some restraint when getting her boobs done as I mentioned. But they are so firm they scram fake. You can also see the incisions underneath them. Probably not the best angle to shoot at.  Oh well.   Aidra goes down on Ivy again.   We get a cum a few more light licks on Ivy’s pussy, a few spanks, some fingers and then a final Ivy orgasm to end this.  They kiss and of course Dani walks in on them.  Instead of saying anything she just walks out.  Some of this I liked.  Some I didn’t.  ***1/2 feels a little generous but also right. 

Danni rushes back to accept the job.  As she does Silvia is on the phone with Serene who is busy cumming from Kenzie eating her out.  Danni tells Silvia about catching Ivy fucking Aidra. Silvia tells Danni she is beautiful and then they go fold laundry. Silvia tells Danni about Gianna. Silvia starts hitting on Danni who asks her if she is trying to seduce her.  The two quickly start kissing. Dani’s top is down and she has the loveliest little tiny tits. Silvia is quickly licking her pussy. Danni looks so sweet and innocent yet she is quickly telling Silvia to "lick that clit". I suppose I just want my babysitters here to be a little more innocent or demur.  Silvia pulls her dress down and we see those god awful multi layered cone tits. The camera view also shows a giant scar on the side where she had those monstrosities inserted. Fuck Silvia Sage’s terrible tits.  Danni tells Silvia she can do more than babysit and then starts licking her pussy.  Silvia calls her baby and not to ever stop eating her pussy. Of course she stops with a minute or so.  They get into 69 and start the need to constantly narrate and fake moan. Well this scene took a serious turn south.   Danny has a nice orgasms but it is so surrounded by fake moans and narration, I really stopped caring.  They trib and it is terrible camera work … we mostly see their sides.  Silvia legs cover Danni’s body which is really the only thing I am enjoying here. Danni does cum which seemed more natural and less porn like than the last one.  Silvia fingers Danni to another cum and then she gets on her hands and knees for Danni to eat her from behind.  It turns into a mutual fingering and Danni cums again.  Again this one seems more natural too.  So Danni brings the scene up at the end by just being natural.  But that stretch in the middle drags it down a bit.   ***1/4

The movie ends with Danni brushing Silvia’s hair just like Gianna did to open the movie. 

If the overarching storyline of the Lesbian Babysitters isn’t a statement about the current plight of the modern porn scene, I don’t know what is.  We went from an all time great movie to a few absolute shit shows of scenes and in general a massive lack in overall scene quality. Fake moans, excessive chatter and narration, lots of spitting.  It’s simply hard to care about the overall  product at this point.  I remember watching Michelle Lay and Zoey Halloway and thinking this is what it would be like if a real lesbian couple was letting me watch them have sex.  By the end, we get too many scenes of actress going through the motions of a porn scene.  Way more "oh yeahs" and wads of spit than passion or intimacy. So let me queue up Michelle Lay and Satine Phoenix and in the meantime go yell at the clouds. 

Overall - A poor end to a series that started out so well.  Nothing must watch here, although I did enjoy looking at Gianna, Aidra, and Danni.  I for one and am glad this series of reviews is over.  It became a drag towards the end.  Will probably go on and just watch  my next100  random scenes to re-energize!

Awards:

• MVP - No one really stood out, but Gianna was good and looked good too.  She wins by default.  If only she were paired with a better partner.
• Hottest - Gianna over Aidra and Danni.
• Best Mother - Sigh, Silvia by default
• Best Babysitter - Gianna
• Biggest Surprise - Gianna, who I definitely haven't reviewed before, and if I had seen her before I didn't make much note of her
• Best Scene - Silvia and Gianna

Scenes:

• Silvia Sage and Gianna Dior ***1/2
• Serene Siren and Kenzie Reeves *1/2
• Aidra Fox and Ivy Jones ***1/2
• Silvia Sage and Danni Rivers ***1/4