Dad's Lesbian Lover 1 Review
Fast forward to Dad's Lesbian Lover. Some of the worst drivel you will ever see. I get modern porn mostly isn't for me. But this is especially egregious. The actresses aren't very good. The stories aren't compelling. The sex isn't just not for me ... it isn't even good. And most of the woman from a looks perspective don't appeal to me. So as I write this, I wonder if my time writing up GFF movies has come to and end. I have some other projects I am working on and will be published here soon. And I think those will take priority over whatever GFF publishes moving forward. I will still review the random scene of theirs, but whole new releases may have to go on the back burner for now.
Ophelia Kaan and Scarlett Skies
Some awkward discussions between the two as Scarlett studies for an exam and Ophelia plans a trip with Ophelia's father. They are both checking out the other while the other isn't looking. Later while cleaning, Ophelia finds a GFF DVD and vibrator in Scarlett's room, and of course needs to check them out. And Scarlett finds a "Lesbian Festival" flyer in Ophelia's purse. Scarlett masterbates in the hall listening to Ophelia masterbate in her room. When Scarlett makes a noise by mistake, the gig is up. Ophelia admits there are issues with Scarlett's father (turns he and Ophelia are both gay). Since both girls are in need, Ophelia suggests they take care of each other and don't tell Scarlett's father.
It took a while to get here but the two are finally kissing. I imagine in real life this would be a bit awkward and this scene certainly lives up to that. They kissing isn't over that top passionate or sensual. In fact it's very exploratory. If you were really fucking your fathers girlfriend it might actually be like this. Eventually it gets big more intense and that would be expected too.
The best thing about this scene is the nipples! Each girl had huge pencil eraser type nipples. Scarlett on her tiny little boobs. Ophelia on her much bigger implants. Her implants are well done though. Not too big. Somewhat natural looking.
Scarlett has really big eyes that she looks on at Ophelia with, as Ophelia eats her pussy. Ophelia takes her time, alternating licking and fingering until Scarlet has a nice cum.
When they swap roles, this goes off the rails. Scarlet tries to spit in Ophelia's ass, misses, and there is a big giant luggee on Ophelia's ass now. Seriously who thinks this is erotic? Scarlet tries it again but this time on her finger and seems quite pleased with the big spitball hanging off her finger. I think it is fucking disgusting but to each their own. This leads into a 69 and Ophelia twerking on top of Scarlet. It's amazing to me how fast a scene can go from exploration to complete porn. The 69 includes both of them just spitting into each others pussies. I can't describe how fucking stupid and terrible this all is. Ophelia does have a nice orgasm at least.
After some more fingering of Ophelia, Scarlet starts the spit party again. Again she can't actually connect and it is just a big hanging wad of spit from her fingers. Scarlet has had some good other scenes. Not sure why this one turned into such a terrible mess. More spit applied for some tribbing. The best thing I can say is that at least she hit her target this time.
This started well but turned into a big pile of absolute shit. One star for the nipples. That's it. Fuck this fucking scene. *
Cherry Kiss and Sky Pierce
Cherry is having phone sex with a lesbian lover when Sky overhears her. When confronted Cherry admits that she was talking to a girl who is her ex. She met Cherry at a bachelor party where she had sex with her girlfriend in front of the party. Sky's dad liked Cherry and brought her to the US. But he can't have sex, he just likes to watch. It's a very long convoluted story. Way too complicated for a porn scene.
As an aside, this is the second scene in a row where you have a lesbian, dating and living with a man who can't perform. I am all for outlandish storytelling in these scenes, but this is just bordering on dumb.
It doesn't take long for Cherry and Sky to begin kissing at this point. But it did take 12 minutes to get that convoluted story out though. As they start to kiss and step each other, Sky spits on Cherry's nipples What the fuck is wrong with porn these days that every scene has to include spots like this? I just have no use for it anymore.
Sky eventually gets her panties pushed to the side and Cherry devours her. Sky shakes when she cums which was nice to observe. She announces she is going to cum, shudders, and then announces she is cumming. Very nice.
Cherry has a general sexiness about her. She was great in Lesbian Babysitters 17 and it is apparant here. She is very much in control with these younger girls, ordering them what to do. Put another finger in. Put your tongue on my pussy. Etc.
Sadly Chery doesn't cum while Sky licks her and fingers her. Instead she directs Sky on top to trib. Sky has a very nice tight looking pussy. But this is awkward as they can't quite the angles down right. Sky is also still wearing her dress around her waste and the straps hanging down keep getting in the way. No one seems to cum this way either.
Cherry bends Sky in half and licks her asshole and pussy. You can see how wet Sky is here. But they up the chatter and Cherry starts spitting. Cherry has decided not to shut up by this point. Lots and lots of spit as well as Cherry works 2 fingers in and Sky cums again.
A long 69 with more spitting and Cherry twerking. This has completely devolved from women having sex to just performing for the camera. And to me that is just the absolute worst aspect of porn. Cherry fingers Sky for one last orgasm.
This scene just never did it for me. It just felt weird to me the whole time. Like it never really clicked. And it was all just a performance. Add all the spitting and the stupid story and I just didn't much care for this. The sex (minus the excessive spitting) itself wasn't even that exciting. *1/2
Annie King and Dharma Jones
Annie is taking a bath when Dharma tells her that her Dad has gone golfing and they can have some time together. So Annie invites Dharma into the tub. No mention here how their relationship started or any details.
They recap a visit of Annie's over to Dharma's mothers house before Annie starts loving on Dharma. It looks rather erotic with the two of them in the tub. The contrast between Dharma's nipples and her skin is just amazing. Her nipples are so cherry colored compared to her white boobs. Just fantastic.
They head to the bedroom where Dharma begins to massage Annie. Annie has just a killer all natural mature body with really big natural boobs. I also like her arm sleeve tattoo.
From a looks perspective, the only thing I don't love here is that Dharma's bush is completely untrimmed and bit too big and busy for me. From an action perspective, and for my tastes, this is really too slow to get going. Little to no kissing, and then very slow foreplay, followed by Annie sensually licking Dharma. Annie is so deliberate in her licking. Personally, I would have liked Dharma to have a bigger cum after all of that. They finally do some nice kissing after. Like the pussy licking, it is rather slow and sensual.
Apparently all the foreplay wasn't enough for Annie because Dharma feels the need to drop some saliva right into in Annie's pussy. This leads into a very long 69. Much like the rest of the scene, the action here is very dliberate. The 69 ends with more of a whimper versus a bang. Orgasms, but like Dharma's first, not over the top.
Dharma's hairy bush is the focus as first Annie gently rubs Dharm's clit, then used a vibrator on it. I honestly don't have much use for gimmicks in porn and this here is no exception. I will say there is finally an orgasm here worth writing about as Dharma's little boobs look good shaking as she cums.
Dharma finally does some aggressively here as she licks and eats Annie to a really big cum. That looked nice. Annie's natural body is a banger.
I think others will like this more than me. I don't much care for Dharma's bush. As the scene went on, I disliked it more and more. And in general I found it a bit too slow and lacking in passion for my tastes. Great natural boobs big and small was the highlight for me. ***
Kelly Caprice and Raven Lane
Raven is clearing out her old room when Kelly comes in to see her. Kelly is her Dad's new girlfriend and turning Raven's old room into an office. Later that night, Raven hears Kelly having sex with her father and begins to masterbate outside Kelly's room. Kelly heard Raven outside and is intrigued. She asks Raven to touch herself again so she can watch and participate. A few kisses and then Kelly is stripping giving Raven something to masterbate to.
Kelly has really big fake boobs that Raven is very into the whole scene. As Raven rubs her pussy, Kelly pops Raven's boobs out of her top and sucks on them. Its a pretty hot view, as Kelly takes over and begins fingering Raven. But Raven has porn mouth, and moves into instant narration. It isn't even dirty talk that I particularly like, its more just shit talk about her pussy getting stretched out. I like dirty talk as much as anyone, but I really don't care for running play by play of what is going on. Anyway, Kelly does a really nice job of making Raven cum. The whole time she was standing and leaning up against the wall.
Raven is covered in tattoos. Kelly has her own and also her big fake cans that stick straight up. So this scene is not for me from a looks perspective, and definitely not from a chatter perspective. They get into a 69, with lots of narration still and now spitting. This is the third out of four scenes, where they just start spitting into each other. I understand others may like this, but I just have no use for scenes like this. I try to be honest in my reviews here. I feel I am pretty consistent in what I like. And I am often able to overlook things I personally dislike when I see things done well. This scene just doesn't work for me. In fact almost the entire movie doesn't work for me. GFF has really gone off the deep end with stuff I just don't like in this whole movie.
They rub each other's clits. Kelly bends Raven in half and tongue fucks her hole. Eventually this turns into Raven getting fingered and cumming again. Kelly ends up on her knees with Raven rubbing her clit and spitting in her hole. Again this scene is just not for me, in the slightest. Raven having two nice cums gives it an extra half star. But this is about as much as I can dislike a scene and the two performers in it. *1/2
Overall - I thought that Lesbian Step-Daughters 7 was as bad a movie as I could watch. I was wrong, this one was worse. GFF has really fallen off the wagon. As I noted at the start, I have to wonder if my days of reviewing full GFF movies is done, as that is now two terrible offerings in a row. I will review Dad's Lesbian Lover 2, but that might be it for me and new GFF movies (except of course if a new MDEC comes out). Just dreadful stuff here. Absolutely dreadful.
Awards:
I don't have the energy for my normal awards so these will be short and quick. This movie sucked the life out of me.- Best Girlfriend - Annie
- Best Step Daughter - Dharma
- Hottest - Annie
- Best Scene - Annie and Dharma
- Best Story - Annie and Dharma
- Best Moment - The nipples in Scene 1
- Favorite Performer - Annie
Scenes:
- Ophelia Kaan and Scarlett Skies *
- Cherry Kiss and Sky Pierce *1/2
- Annie King and Dharma Jones ***
- Kelly Caprice and Raven Lane *
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