Showing posts with label Field of Schemes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Field of Schemes. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 11, 2023

Field of Schemes 8 Review

Field of Schemes 8 Review

We have come to the end of the FoS project.  I have to say this series ran out of steam pretty quickly.  So they are 63 episodes of the MDEC.  While some of the stories and scenarios were pretty terrible, it never really ran out of steam.  I could never get tired of mothers pimping out their daughters.  But here in FoS, while I always enjoyed the coercion and blackmailing of these college girls, the overarching stories just stopped being fun.  I guess there is only so much you can do with a softball team.  Even in this one, in order to use one of the same actresses, they now make her try out for the tennis team, even though she had gone through all the initiations of the softball team.  Anyway the creativity ran dry for the series.  And this episode was probably the worst of the whole series.  It was time for this to be put to bed, and GFF most likely came to the same conclusion I did. 

As a whole, the series produced two of my favorite scenes ever (Maggie/Evie and Darryl/Ashlyn).  There were a few more interesting and good scenes, but in general I was just over this. 

Anyway, onward ...

Tori Black and Alexis Texas 

Alexis is initiating Tori. She has her break into a UTs professors house. Alexis tells her she had to do way worse to get on the team herself. In previous episodes Tori was on the softball team.  Apparently she is trying out for tennis team now. 

Alexis has Tori take nude selfies in the house and send them to her. Tori is a good looking girl so this is fun .  All girls should be as compliant as Tori is here snapping nudes of herself for Alexis. Ha ha.  Alexis then comes into the house and makes Tory fuck her.

They are quickly frantically kissing snd sucking each others boobs. Alexis has an absolutely fantastic rack! Alexis makes her “please the captain” and soon Tori is fingering and kissing Alexis’s ass and pussy.

The views here are great.  But Alexis hasn’t shut up once her clothes came off.  I get some dirty talk is needed here for the Dom aspects.  But she hasnt. shut up. Constant narration. Then she orders Tory to make her cum and before anything happens, the scene completely changes. What the fuck?  In a long history of bad GFF editing this has to be near the top of the all time bad list. 

The scene cuts to Alexis now eating Tori. She is one of the most aggressive pussy eaters I have seen. And Tori now begins her own chatter.  This is one of those scenes that would be much better without sound.  Sadly they both now won’t shut up and it really sucks.  They get in a 69 but mostly use their fingers.  Tori cums a couple of times.   It’s really a shame because there is really good energy here and a strong connection between the two.

Alexis on top is a magical site. Her boobs look amazing. She grinds with such energy.  Tori makes Alexis cum by licking her. They kiss and grope each other to end things.  Alexis orders Tori to stick around in the house.  She wants pics of the professor.  Silly.  Well visually this was great.  Add sound and it drops off a cliff.  Combine that with the terrible edit in the middle, What a shame. **


Ariella Ferrara, Lux Kassidy, and Tori Black

Tori is still hiding in the house while Ariella and Lux are downstairs for a tutoring session. The Spanish lesson soon turns to kissing. With work Lux can bring her grade up ... of course she can. Tori takes pics of the two kissing and then runs to hide when they head to the bedroom. Of course she makes noise and is quickly found.  Tori has really bad explanations when confronted about why she is there. 

Ariella makes them lie down and is now going to dominate them. Well it takes 10 mins to get here but Ariella has the two girls kiss and undress. This bed they are on creaks and makes an incredible amount of  noise. It didn’t seem to make this much noise last scene.

Ariella orders Tori to lick Lux which is fun. But Ariella breaks out the strap on basically killing the mood. Or at least mine.  Arielle’s bra soon comes off. In an industry full of bad boob jobs, she might be the worst. She might have the fakest looking tits ever. Just awful. 

She fucks them both doggy style but honestly I find it hard to really care about this. The strap eventually comes off and the take turns eating Ariella out. They also take turns riding her face and Lux eventually starts tribbing Ariella.  They all go through many positions until Ariella orders them out. But first she makes Tori get her off which she does with her tongue.  Ariella has the first big orgasm of the scene. 

This just wasn’t my thing **1/2


Bobbi Star and Juliana Jolene

Juliana is topless sunbathing. Her big fat fake tits out on display. Bobbi comes over. Juliana talks about wanting to go out with her team. This is silly because she was an alumni in previous videos. Maybe she is a coach now? Bobbi was supposed to bring an opposing teams playbook. When does a softball team need a playbook?   There are not plays in softball.  Apparently Coach Darryl got caught having this playbook.  Juliana thinks Bobbi is lying and throw a her on the bed as punishment.   This is silly. Massive levels of stupidness. 

Juliana is so mad at Bobbi that she Doms her and fucks her. She keeps demanding that Bobby tell her who did it as she strips her. This really fucking sucks. So stupid.   At least Bobbi looks nice, otherwise I would bag this.  But she has small shapely boobs and a tall thin body.  And the whole scene is Juliana teasing her and then saying “Tell me!" Bobbi eventually blurts out P was at fault and then Juliana starts working on giving her an orgasm.

I am really not sure what the whole story about the stolen playbook is. I don’t really care either. But this series has definitely run its course.  This just sucks. We have had about 20 mins of Juliana bossing Bobbi around and rubbing her clit so long it is probably bone dry by now.  After an eternity Julianna lies back and Bobbi goes on for a taste   More fingering and licking her. It’s honestly hard for me to get into this at all.  Bobbi lies on her back and Julianna kind of scissors her face   That was honestly the first interesting thing in this scene. 

Bobbi then tribs her but amazingly the camera is mostly pointed at Bobbi’s back the who time. Seriously.  The only good thing in this scene is Bobbi’s boobs and they don’t even show it. What a waste. *1/2 for Bobbi’s boobs.


Magdalene St Michaels and Allie Haze

Tanya Tate is encouraging Allie to apply for Thornhill. She has an interview with Darryl and Maggie. Maggie looks in complete bitch mode. Such a normal occurrence for the school president to come to a high school students house for an interview. Allie is a softball catcher, a trombone player, and writes for the school paper. Maggie doesn’t think Allie is a good applicant. Darryl doesn’t say a word.  Tanya encourages Allie to have sex with Maggie in order to get in.

Maggie enters the bedroom and orders Allie to take her top off. I am not sure I have ever seen a really good Allie scene.  She is reluctant here so not sure I will see one here either. But hopefully. I do love her dark dark nipples!! Maggie spends a lot of time on Allie’s nipples.  I would too if in the same situation. 

Maggie eventually makes her way to Allie’s pussy and she fingers her own self while licking Allie. That was pretty damn hot I must say. Maggie slurps and sucks until Allie cums (although it isn’t much of an orgasm) 

Maggie commands Allie to remove all her clothes and then to lick her pussy. She then orders Allie to put her nipples on her clit while Allie sucks her boob. Maggie basically grinds herself to an orgasm this way.  Allie crawls between her legs and Maggie shows her how to grind leading them each to another orgasm. Allie becomes aggressive and really goes to work on Maggie, first her boobs, then her pussy. Maggie has one of those whole body orgasms which is immense!

Maggie gets behind Allie and licks her pussy and ass while Allie fingers herself to a final cum. 

This was good. Would have been even better with some more extravagant Allie orgasms ****




Overall - Probably the weakest episode of the entire series.  Only one scene really worth watching.  And from a personal perspective, kind of glad this project is over.  

Awards:

  • MVP - Maggie is the easy choice in this rather dire episode.
  • Hottest - Alexis with Allie a close second.   Alexis's boobs were great!
  • Best Predator or Prey - Maggie, over Allie.  Although Tori was good in her role, even if the sex was so so. 
  • Best Adult -  Maggie
  • Best Teen - Allie
  • Best Moment - Tori taking nudes as part of her initiation.  This wins over seeing Allie's nipples and Maggie's orgasms. 
  • Best Scene - Maggie and Allie

Scenes:

  • Tori Black and Alexis Texas  **
  • Ariella Ferrara, Lux Kassidy, and Tori Black **1/2
  • Bobbi Star and Juliana Jolene *1/2
  • Magdalene St Michaels and Allie Haze ****

Saturday, April 8, 2023

Field of Schemes 7 Review

Field of Schemes 7 Review

Life has been a bit of a challenge the last few weeks.  Spent my little free time watching scenes instead of spending much time writing about them.   I have watched all of the FoS, plus some random scenes.  Just now getting to document my findings. 

As a whole this episode was decent, although there was one scene that was obviously just filler and not originally recorded for this.  It brings my overall enjoyment of this down, although I did really enjoy 3 of the 4 scenes here.  The only thing I will add is that the logic holes are starting to get a bit to big for me to just simply ignore.   I am not really sick of all the coercion yet, but the stories are starting to get a little too forced for my enjoyment. 

Darryl Hanah and Brenda James

I haven’t reviewed a Brenda scene in a while. I was excited for this one before it even started. 

Darryl comes to see Maggie and Brenda is there (Maggie just left). Maggie is her aunt apparently.  She gives Brenda some concert tickets since Darryl knew Brenda would be there.  Brenda is rich and Darryl tries to pump her for some money for the University and team.  The next night they are drinking Champaign to celebrate Brenda giving money to Darryl’s team.  Darryl is appreciative and thanks Brenda personally by touching and cuddling her.  They kiss and soon head upstairs. 

Lots of kissing and compliments to each other.  Funny both are all dressed up and neither is wearing a bra. 
I like Brenda’s boobs. She went realistic on her implants unlike 99.99% of others.  Darryl likes them too as she loves  on them.  Lots of rubbing on each other. When Brenda starts fingering Darryl from behind she goes nuts begging Brenda for more.  Once Darryl’s clothes are off, Brenda dives right into her pussy. Darryl cums hard and then they immediately swap positions.  Darryl uses a combo of licking and fast rubbing on her clit to get Brenda to cum. 

In one of the best views in this series to date, Darryl gets behind Brenda and rubs and fingers her. This ws awesome.  My only gripe in this scene is that there is too much chatter going on   Instead of just passionately fucking, there is conversation as well.  It isn’t community theatre like levels of  annoying, but it is still there.  They 69 but mostly use their fingers. Darryl cums hard!  Some more kissing and giggling before Brenda goes down on Darryl again for one last cum. Honestly this was a little bit of a let down. More fucking less conversation please.  Still I enjoyed and that view of Darryl behind Brenda was killer! ***3/4


Prinzzess and Yurizan Beltran

Darryl tells P that she is getting promoted to head of the athletic department (probably as a result of Brenda’s donation). Darryl is getting P into the school and going to make her her assistant. This makes no sense, why would you hire a non university student as your assistant? Darryl wants P to fuck Yuri since she is a school cheerleader and also works in the school admission office. If P fucks her she might be willing to help get P in.  Can I add this whole thing about P trying to get in is silly.  She later tells Yuri she will be a sophomore   It’s like none of the actual details line up. Maybe she is a freshman somewhere else and will transfer in as a sophomore?  Why is she living at house and participating in practice? No idea what is reality here.  Also Darryl is giggling way too much.  No idea what that is about. 

Yuri comes over in her cheer outfit and P leads her to the couch.  They clearly like each other.  P makes her move and starts touching her and then leads her to the bedroom. A little small talk and soon the two are kissing.  Yuri asks P what she does for fun and P suggests she show her. It is Yuri’s first time. So what is the logic for someone here?  How do girls get in to Thornhill, go though multiple lesbian sex interviews but then still have it be their first time be in these scenes?  Logic hole here you can drive a truck through. 

Yuri is nervous but P will show her everything she needs to know The kissing is pretty hot and soon P is feeling Yuri up.   Yuri has a really sexy look to her so P is definitely enjoying herself.  Yuri has a zip in front sports bra that is hiding some gigantic  boobs. They appear natural to me in this position but the internet suggests implants.  They have a natural shape and her nipples point outward … so maybe this is before she had work done?  Why she would need work is baffling to me.  Anyway. P worships the boobs and then eventually makes her way to Yuri’s pussy slowly exploring  it. P comments on how wet it is and how tight it is.  A long pussy eating session commences with lots of slurping by P. Yuri never cums though, but she looks amazing lying back. 

P pulls off her clothes and gets on top to trib   Young Ps boobs were a fantastic sight. P grinds away and even asks Yuri if it feels good. However this doesn’t really build to any type of orgasm either. Soon P is getting eaten by Yuri. But P doesn’t really cum either.  This is so weird! Yuri climbs on top and tribs and P plays with her big giant boobs. They both seem to finally cum but it is low key for sure.  The views in this 
were hot. The sex was fun too but the lack of any actual memorable cums brings it down some. ***3/4


Juliana Jolene and Kimberly Kane

This scene is just filler. No ties what so ever to rest of storyline. Very weak effort GFF!  The took a generic scene shot for whatever, and just jammed it in here. 

Kimberly comes home and strips down for a shower. Then gratuitous shots of her playing with her pussy in the shower. When she gets out of shower Juliana is waiting for her. I don’t like Juliana.  And this is so stupid to just put a random scene in here.  I don't like this at all.

With that said they pretty aggressively tear into each other licking and fingering each other.  Kimberly starts slapping Juliana’s tits at one point. They finger each other. They trib. They show good energy.  But this sucks.  No one cums. It doesn’t even fit in with storyline. I like Kimberly but if I never see Juliana’s big fat fake cans again I won’t mind. Fuck this scene. *1/2


Prinzzess and Darryl Hanah

P and Darryl are having a candlelit elite dinner. P has dirt on Darryl that she is using a computer savvy player to alter grades for the team.  And also someone else leaked team info. P blackmails Darryl to get her into the school. And also makes her be her sub in bed to make it up to her.  The predator is now the prey! I don't really understand the details of the story, and honestly I don't really care at this point.   How would P have dirt on Coach Darryl?  Why isn't P an actual student yet?  Wasn't that supposed to be taken care of in Scene 2?  Why are these two having a candlelight dinner?

P drags Darryl to the bed and chokes and spanks her. Then strips her and makes Darryl play with herself. Darryl is happy to act as a submissive slut. P makes Darryl slide a vibrator in and out of her pussy while spanking her.  Darryl begs to cum while P spanks her. P strips down and fingers herself. But P won’t let Darryl cum and keeps teasing her. Eventually P tells Darryl to “make love to me” and Darryl ravages her eventually landing at P’s pussy where P orders her into various acts until P cums.

P positions Darryl on all 4s for more spanking and testing. Darryl begs to finally cum and P flips her on her back where she fingers her hole and licks her clit. Daryl locks her legs back by the bed frame.  And Darryl fingers her to a screaming orgasm.  P climbs on top and tribs her.  P’s small boobs look amazing here. P was really a babe when younger. P keeps spanking Darryl and chokes her, and rides her until she has an intense silent orgasm. She then rides Darryl some more and they finger each other until Darryl and P cum together once more.  This story is completely improbable but the sex was fun. ****1/2




Overall - Three decent scenes, although two of them cold have been better.  Watch this one for the sex, none of the stories really make a whole lot of sense. 

Awards:

  • MVP - Darryl and P were pretty equal here.  Each had a pretty good scene and then the two had a very good scene together.  I would say Darryl was a better sub than P a dom, so Darryl wins it. 
  • Hottest - P looked great.  I noted in both of her reviews, how good she looked at this age.  
  • Best Predator or Prey - Yuri was good as an inexperienced virgin here,  Just wish she came more. 
  • Best Adult -  Darryl  
  • Best Teen - P 
  • Best Moment - Darryl fingering and rubbing Brenda from behind was amazing.  I loved it!
  • Best Scene - Darry and P the clear winner.  

Scenes:

  • Darryl Hanah and Brenda James ***3/4
  • Prinzzess and Yurizan Beltran ***3/4
  • Juliana Jolene and Kimberly Kane *1/2
  • Darryl Hanah and Prinzzess ****1/2

Thursday, March 23, 2023

Field of Schemes 6 Review

Field of Schemes 6 Review

I loved this episode.  Maybe it it was the fact that it has one of my favorite scenes of all time.  Maybe it was the attractive new faces.  Maybe it was just an all around good sex video.  Whatever the case, even though the story of the Thornhill University Softball team and the "Cathouse" has gotten a little stale, this was great.  Great sex.  Great storylines.  Great looking girls.  Let's dive in!

Prinzzess and and Jodie Starr 

P is showing Jodie around.  P is still wanting to get on the team. And Jodie is Darryl’s sister.  She wants to give P a part time job. Jodie gets a beer and looks at some of the pics in the kitchen including P and Darryl nude. And P having sex with Tori. Both girls tits are hanging out of their shirts. They look good.  Ha ha. 

They start making out as soon as Jodie wont give the pics to P. Both girls look amazing in their bras.  Great boobs on both!! P is very aggressive here. Much more so than in her other scenes in this series. They maneuver into a really hot view where Jodie is fingering P and sucking her boobs.  P goes down on Jodie and spends a lot of time just playing with her pussy. P makes her cum with her fingers.   But it is kind of a silent orgasm as Jodie shudders and pulls P’s fingers off her. 

Jodie licks and fingers P to a much more violent orgasm as she twitches all over the place! They start racing through positions for a bit before P directs them into a 69.  P has another orgasm pushing her ass and pussy back against Jodie’s face.  P shudders and then Jodie says it is her turn.

P fingers Jodie who is much louder this time but again doesn’t make her orgasm that obvious. P climbs on top for some grinding and kissing. The sensuality in this scene is off the charts even if the sex is rather plain.  Both look amazing. Just visually watching them is great even if they aren’t blowing me away with the sex itself.  P fingers and licks Jodie one last time and she cums again for P. This was the best of her 3 orgasms. P may have had 3 fingers in her too.  This seems to be Jodie’s only porn scene. It’s a shame since she is incredibly hot and with a little more coaching could be amazing.   Put this at the top of my "this was almost incredible list". ***3/4



Juliana Jolene and Ashlyn Rae

Ashlyn is a cheerleader applying to UT. She is talking to someone (Lindsay) about the application process. Not quite sure who she is.  Juliana shows up for Lindsay and Ashlyn’s interview at this hotel room. Ashlyn still wearing her cheer uniform and Lindsay has some sort of cheer uniform on too. The interview is kind of awkward and then Juliana  makes Ashlyn take off Lindsay’s top and bra. When Lindsay is reluctant, Juliana kicks her out of the interview. Ha ha ha. It’s too bad because I though Lindsay looked good.  But this was pretty great!

Once Lindsay is gone Juliana is ready to take advantage of Ashlyn. Of course Ashlyn has no bra on under her cheer top. Once the top is off we see Ashlyn’s tiny little tits which I am a huge fan of.  Juliana strips down herself. Ashlyn’s boobs are so much more attractive than the big fake fun bags Juliana is sporting. 

Ashlyn’s pussy is shaved bald and Juliana helps herself to a taste   This doesn’t go far before they are both fingering each other.  Ashlyn’s eyes roll back as Juliana gets her off. And her boobs look so incredible here.  Juliana flips on her back and Ashlyn’s fingers her some more and occasionally licks her clit.  At one point Juliana says please don’t stop and then Ashlyn almost immediately stops. WTF!?!

Juliana just takes way to long to orgasm. It’s like one long series of gasps and “oh god yeahs” but it doesn’t lead anywhere.  Now Ashlyn is on her knees and Juliana is fingering her again. This goes on way too long. Ashlyn is fun to look at but this scene just kind of stinks.  They kiss for a long time to end it. If Ashlyn weren’t here this would be a dud.  This scene was all her.  Well Ashlyn and the intro/set-up which was hilarious. **1/2


Jana Jordan and Misty Anderson

Misty is evaluating the softball house / cathouse. Some sort scouting expedition or something for a sorority who is going to take over from the softball team. They take a break to play pool and then have a beer. Jana asks her out for a date to future softball parties.  Misty is looking quite busty in her dress. She towers over tiny Jana.

Jana starts kissing her and feeling her big boobs.  They grope and kiss on the couch before heading to Jana’s room.  Before that happens though Jana’s boobs pop out of her dress.  Jana is impressed will Misty’s really big all natural rack.  She is quite tall and the boobs look just so immense here.

Jana basically starts molesting her, feeling her all over and grinding on top of her.  Jana fingers her for a while before she flips Misty over for some spanking and more fingering. She even tried to pull Misty’s hair but she quickly lets go. I appreciate Jana’s enthusiasm here but she giggles a bit too much for me to completely love it.

They swap roles and Misty eats Jana and uses her tongue way more than Jana did.  Jana ends up on her shoulders rubbing her own clit while Misty licks and fingers.  They go harder but Jana never really makes it seem like she came. 

Misty starts grinding which is a fun sight. Jana keeps begging for it to be harder and eventually cums hard screaming.  Then she asks Misty to keep pounding her and she cums again!  Misty heads down and puts her mouth alll over Jana’s cunt. Jana flips over and Misty eats her from behind until Jana cums a third time!!

Jana positions herself behind Misty and starts rubbing her clit and fingering her hole. This is kind of awkward as Jana mostly seems preoccupied  with keeping Misty’s hair out of the way. By Misty cums and it is a bit violent.  The girls licks Jana’s fingers after. 

This was fun. It wasn’t really smooth as nothing particularly flowed well. But Jana has lots of energy and Misty looks incredible.  If the first round of oral and fingering had been a little better this with have flirted with a very high rating and been epic. As it is it was still very good.  ****



Darryl Hanah and Ashlyn Rae

One of my favorite all time scenes.  The ultimate pervy cougar scene! Ashlyn is here for an interview with Darryl after fucking Juliana.  Ashlyn has her cheer uniform with her and Darryl wants to take pictures of her. Ashlyn wants to cheer at UT.  It is noted only 8 more interviews to go after this one for Ashlyn!

They head off to take pervy pics while Ashlyn in her cheer uniform. Ashlyn has perfect boobs (as I noted in Scene 2). Darryl takes lots of pics for the “newsletter” in various state of undress. Ashlyn has sunburn so Darryl rubs lotion on her.  The massage goes on and eventually Ashlyn is down to her cheer panties and Darryl is sucking on her boobs.

Darryl just basically loves on Ashlyn this whole scene. Starting with her boobs, and then lots of kissing. Darryl’s fingers make their way into Ashlyn’s pussy and she lets out a giant gasp. This scene is like one long tease. 26 mins and Darryl finally tastes Ashlyn.  Ashlyn gives little moans. Her head tilts back. Her eyes roll.  And she has a big orgasm!! This is so awesome.  And Darryl keeps going adding fingers and Ashlyn cums again!!!!  She even adds her own fingers her to her clit to help out. And Darryl keeps going for a third orgasm including Ashlyn lifting herself off the bed!! More fingering and licking and Ashlyn cums a fourth time!! Darryl pulls her up to grind on her and she rubs Ashlyn’s clit so she cums a fifth time!  Seriously this scene is insane!!!

39 mins in and Ashlyn finally starts fingering Darryl. Darryl has returned to the goofy pubic shave job we have discussed in other reviews. Ashlyn fingers and sucks Darryl to a small cum while Darryl calls her a “good girl”. Then she orders Ashlyn to rub her pussy on hers and Ashlyn begins tribbing.   And Darryl keeps calling her a “good girl”.  Darryl has another quick cum and Ashlyn keeps grinding and Darryl cums again!

Darryl wants Ashlyn to cum one more time and so she lays her back and attacks the pussy again.  Another violent orgasm for Ashlyn!  Sheets gripped. Body lifting!  And Darryl keeps going and she cums again!!! That is numbers six and seven!  My god. I am exhausted just watching this. 

I loved this the first time. Is it possible to like it even more this time?  Even with me becoming a little jaded at this overall repetitive storyline. Unquestionably one of the best scenes ever filmed!  When Darryl is on, she delivers and this is her at her pervy best!!

I loved the Maggie and Evie scene in Ep 2.  But this has to be ultimate scene that summarizes this whole series. 

If someone wanted to argue this was the best lesbian scene of all time, I am not going to counter it.  Just absolutely incredible stuff.  *****




Awards:

  • MVP - Darryl for being the driver of one of the best scenes I have ever seen,  And giving Ashlyn so many orgasms! 
  • Hottest - P could win this.  So could have Ashlyn or Jodi.  But I am going to from left field and say Misty.  She just hit a home run with me.  I loved everything I saw about her here.  She looked amazing, had incredible boobs, and was in a very good scene!
  • Best Predator or Prey - Darryl was the definition of a predator here, and Ashlyn was the definition of the prey!  This is what the whole award is about.  So it is a tie
  • Best Adult -  Darryl is really it in this episode, so while she was clearly great, she wins by default. 
  • Best Teen -Ashlyn was amazing in the last scene and she wins it, even though Misty, P, and Jana were all good.   
  • Best Moment - The whole Darryl and Ashlyn scene?  That would be easy.  But lets go with P and Jodi in their bras kissing.  Shout out to whomever Lindsay was getting kicked out of her interview too.
  • Best Scene - Darry and Ashlyn, the clear winner.  Even though Scenes 1 and 3 were good. 

Scenes:

  • Prinzzess and Jodie Starr ***3/4
  • Juliana Jolene and Ashlyn Rae **1/2
  • Jana Jordan and Misty Anderson ****
  • Darryl Hanah and Ashlyn Rae *****

Tuesday, March 14, 2023

Field of Schemes 5 Review

Field of Schemes 5 Review 

This is probably the weakest of the episodes so far.   The story was fine, the usual stuff to date.  I have issues with some of the stuff in this one, that we will get into as we go.  There was nothing really wrong here, just nothing that I really loved.  Honestly, I thought everything was really just kind of okay.  Nothing really stood out, except for a few moments along the way. So let's discuss (along with my usual snark). 

We start with a new video intro with some actual softball highlights. None of these girls can actually play, but that is besides the point.  Ha ha.  I mean you can't really expect a porn star to know how to throw a ball, right?

Tori Black and Lexi Belle

Kelly Leigh and Lexi show up for an interview. Kelly is an alum and very eager for Lexi to get in to Thronhill.  As an aside,  Lexi was in one of the first great MDEC scenes with Darryl!!  Ep 7 off the top of my head, but it may actually be 6.   Lexi’s GPA has dropped but she can still earn her way into Thornhill!  Of course she can.  Tori shows her old room (which she didn’t get because her batting average was too low) as part of the tour. Kelly explains to Lexi she has to sleep her way into the school  Kelly is quite happy to pimp her step daughter out. She strips Lexi down and sends Tori in to find a naked Lexi waiting for her.  

Tori tells Lexi all the things she has to do get in including licking pussy and giving an orgasm. This will be Lexi’s first time.  She basically puts no fight as Tori makes her kiss her.  Lexi is already naked so it doesn’t take Tori long to have her fingers up inside her. Tori strips quickly herself and has no underwear on.  Lexi quickly starts licking her pussy. Absolutely no hesitation.   Clearly not her first time!!

Lexi quickly moves up and rides Tori’s face. Sadly it doesn’t last too long before the drop into a 69.  There is some good passion here.  But they are not even remotely pretending it is a first time for Lexi.  And they are racing through positions without anyone cumming.  It is like they have lesbian sex ADHD!

Tori eats Lexi from behind.  Then gets up and rides her face.  The frantic nature of this continues as they start grinding against each other, in multiple positions.  Tori licks Lexi again and we finally get an orgasm. Mostly visual with the sheet grabbing but we finally get someone to cum here!

They grind against each other some more. Lexi tells Tori she wants to taste her cum so of course she starts fingering her. Seriously make this make sense to me.  You won't taste it that way silly girl! They kiss and finger each other and Lexi says she wants to be Tori’s roommate. 

This was not good. It was hot girls having sex but it was so flawed. The sex and the story didn’t match up. The sex was on hyperdrive.   While at times they can be awesome, here to me it  was just a distraction.  I like both these girls and wanted to see them cum, not fly through dozens of positions.  **3/4


India Summer and Darryl Hanah

Another episode with India portraying someone 15 years younger.  Sigh.  P is stuck doing laundry for the team.  She is doing a bad job and so coach Hanah teaches her to do it properly. India shows up. She is here for an interview with Darryl and former player Juliana Jolene. P is here for another interview too. (3rd episode with an interview for her). Funny these two (India and P) are engaged / married in real life.  I wonder if they were together at this point. 

Lots of boring academic questions. P’s grades aren’t as good as India’s so she is going to work hard to get in.  Juliana and Darryl make P strip India since she is wearing opposing team colors.  They make P play with India’s boobs. Coach Darryl likes what she sees and takes India upstairs. 

Once alone Darryl makes India take her top off. This is a lovely match up of mature small boobed ladies, no matter how old they are trying to pretend India is here. Lots of kissing with tongue. Soon they are both naked with fingers in each others pussies. No pretending with India this time. As soon Darryl goes down on her she is cumming in a very long very intense orgasm. Darryl keeps going and India cums again. A lot less intense the second time but still great.  She tells Darryl that she really knows how to “please that pussy”!

India starts fingering and rubbing Daryl’s clit and pussy. She is making more noise than Darryl which was odd. Once  he gets her mouth on Darryl’s clit Darryl cums.  And like before India keeps going and Darryl cums again! India climbs on and tribs Darryl. They both enjoy although the camera was behind India the whole time so we mostly see her back.  Weird and disappointing.  

They take turns eating each other again and both cum again. India comments that it was a fun interview. 

This seemed like it should have been more fun than it was. India not being believable.  Weird camera angles. It was still good but never got to the heights it could have. If it was more believable then I would probably be more into it.  With that said, I am a big fan of when the giver of oral keeps going after someone has cum, and makes them cum again.  For that alone this scene is better than most. ****



Prinzzess and Juliana Jolene

Former player Juliana is giving P some playing advice. They then head into the house make their way to a day bed.  P wants to prove her worth and value and soon the two are kissing. 90 secs into the scene.  Shirts are quickly off.  Juliana has massive porn star implants.

It doesn’t take long and they are both naked and soon Juliana is grinding on top of P. Once she gets her mouth on P’s pussy, P starts writhing all over the day bed. Juliana finger fucks her for a while until P begs for her mouth back on her clit and she cums right away. They swap around on the bed, but Juliana’s fingers end up back in P.  When P begs for the mouth on her clit again, she cums again. 

Now it is Juliana’s turn and P aggressively fingers her. They swap positions around but eventually P gets her to cum. The intensity falls off a cliff as they slowly kiss for a bit.   Juliana goes down on P one more time. Juliana ends up behind P fingering her clit. P’s boobs look great here.   This is really great. The views. P having a nice orgasm. Juliana loving on her after. All of these were great.  The best part of the scene by a mile. ***1/4



Elexis Monroe and Piper Austin 

After a game Elexis and Piper check into a hotel.  A coach named Candi-Girl shows up. I guess Candi appeals to certain segments of the GFF fandom. She was in an earlier video too simply washing a sex toy of some sort.  I suppose it doesn't need me pointing out that the name is ridiculous.  Hey Coach Candi-Girl, can she show me how to throw a curve?

It turns out Elexis and Piper exceeded the amount of calls made to a potential recruit.  Since they broke the rules, Candy decides to cover it up, but only if she can watch Piper and Elexis fuck. Elexis has never had sex with a girl. Silly storyline again.  The whole premise her is you have to go on multiple interviews just to get in.  And here Elexis is a virgin. I feel like this could have been a banger of a scene without the butch acting as a director. And without the silly story of Elexis’s first time. As I mentioned in the last review, do they feel a certain percentage of their audience is going to enjoy more if suddenly it is the first time for Elexis?  Even if it makes no sense, and they have seen Elexis fuck lots of times in other scenes?

The bras come off and Elexis goes to work on Pipers big boobs.  Clearly no hesitation here.  Not even a quasi attempt to make it seem like her first time.  They strip down to their softball shorts and grind on each other for a bit.  Elexis is soon naked except for her socks. Piper goes down on her bald pussy.  Elexis’s boobs look gigantic here.  Piper's are really big too!  A new scene with big all naturals ... such a rare occurrence. We should note that Elexis is about 30 here. So not exactly college age. But whatever.  Not as bad as the India scenario. 

Candy isn’t shutting up telling them what to do. Put in your finger. Say how good it feels. Etc.  Piper fingers Elexis for a bit, but as soon as things get near orgasm, Candy makes them change it up  Elexis pulls off Piper’s pants and then grinds on her. 

Elexis is directed to find Piper’s G spot and then proceeds to eat her.  Two fingers in Pipers box and Elexis face all over her clit slurping away.  Eventually Piper takes over rubbing her own clit and Elexis keeps fingering. She has a pretty non descript orgasm for so much effort put in. 

Elexis keeps licking and fingering until she has Piper turn over and does some more excessive fingering. Piper eventually cums again. That seemed to take way too much time and effort.

Pipe straddles Elexis and humps her now and then eventually tribbing her.  This looks amazing. And Elexis gets really loud.   I think we finally get Elexis cumming.  They are happy and kiss to end the scene. 

This wasn’t good.  The dumb story. Candy girl directing.  The sex was not interesting. They looked good though sparing it a much lower grade than I am giving it. ***


Overall - The weakest of the first five episodes to date.  Nothing was must see, although I enjoyed Scene 2, just for the orgasms.  

Awards:

  • MVP - There was no stand out here.  I will go with Darryl just because she was in the best scene, and is the driver for the whole story. 
  • Hottest - P could win this.  So could have Tori or Lexi.  Or Darryl or India.  But I really liked seeing Elexis here.  Her body just really did it for me.  In other scenes she has seemed thinner, but here she had just a perfect amount of thickness to her.  And her boobs looked great!
  • Best Predator or Prey - P wins this.  I said this last episode, "As a high school student, she sure is fucking lots of people at this college."  And her willingness to just fall into bed as part of the interview process is great.  
  • Best Adult -  Darryl is really it in this episode. 
  • Best Teen - P, see above.  
  • Best Moment - Going with Darryl and India's second orgasms over how big Elexis's boobs looked lying back being eaten, and P getting fingered with Juliana behind her. 
  • Best Scene - Darry and India.
Scenes:
  • Tori Black and Lexi Belle **3/4
  • Darryl Hanah and India Summer ****
  • Juliana Jolene and Prinzzess ***1/4
  • Piper Austin and Elexis Monroe ***

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

Field of Schemes 4 Review

Field of Schemes 4 Review

I think this series is starting to get a little old already.  I enjoy it as a whole.  But too many logic holes I could drive a bus through.  And the scenes all start to feel the same.  It seems it as always someone's first time when once the clothes come off, it clearly is not.  My rhetorical question is does GFF have data that a high percentage of their masturbating audience cum extra hard when it is someone's first time?  Really I just think it is an easy to go to storyline that in my view tends to be way overdone, and most times is a gimmick that is not adhered to once the sex actually starts.   There were a few great first time scenes in the MDEC.  But here they keep coming and they don't make sense.  For example, in this episode Tori Black is moved to a shared room because her batting average is too low.  And Maggie forces her and her new roommate to have lesbian sex for the first time.  Yet everyone else has to go through long lesbian initiations in order to get in.  So in general, just a silly story crutch that is overused in this series.  

I should add that I do enjoy the initiation process and all that goes with it.  That was what led me to the series in general.  And while it is a overused here too, it isn't nearly as bad as the "it's my firs time" gimmick. 

Prinzzess and Jana Jordan 

Jana is told to direct P to the stadium to catch a bus, not at the teams house.  P arrives late and misses the bus. So she drinks beer and watches the game on TV with Jana. This house (called the cathouse) is being shut down.  Which probably means GFF just has to find a new location to shoot. So more girls in fewer rooms and more roommates. Ha ha 

P talks about her interview with Couch H. Jana hits on P telling her she will give her good recommendations for her other interviews and begins to feel her up and kiss her. They head to Jana’s bedroom and start kissing. Jana is not wearing a bra and her small boobs soon find their way into P’s mouth. This is an incredible attractive match up.  I like it!  Not sure I have ever seen Jana before.
She aggressively goes after P spanking her. Lots of kissing here as the two feel each up until P basically attacks Jana’s pussy with a frenzy.  She eats her aggressively for a bit before she switches to fingers.  Jana gets so worked up and then tells P she wants to sit on her face.  This is incredible looking. Will be hard pressed to come up with a better view this episode.  P tongue fucks her almost to the edge. Jana flips around and cums hard!!

Jana positions P vertically bending her back and licking her pussy   Then she puts her on her stomach and finger fucks had with 2 fingers while spanking her.   She finger fucks P to a crazy orgasm.  Jana then spanks P’s pussy.  P asks Jana if she can cum again. She puts a thumb in her pussy and starts licking until Jana cums. After Jana cums, P slowly licks her some more.  I thought she might get her off again.  But nope.  P wants to cum one more time so Jana puts her fingers inside her and P rides it like a cock. Then climbs up and rides Jana’s face until she cums. The two cuddle to end the scene. Good stuff. A little wild even. I really enjoyed ****1/4



Darryl Hanah and Jordan Kingsley

Jordan shows up at Darryl’s house. Soon they are drinking beer. And Darryl is giving her some softball pointers.  Darryl wants to see her throw more change ups.  Ha ha. To get into Thornhill Darryl wants Jordan to work on her change up, her grades, and being a lesbian. She has to leave her boyfriend behind. 
Darryl explains she will have to sleep with a few girls in order to get in.  Later they end up in a bedroom in lingerie. Nice bras and little robes.  Suddenly the camera cuts and Darryl is in a bathroom experimenting with a pussy pump on her clit.  She comes out to see Jordan and shows her the pump attached to her clit. Darryl then attaches one to Jordan showing her how to bring extra blood to her clit and make it more sensitive. I have to say this is one of most boring things I have ever seen.  Seriously completely uninteresting to me.  Finally at the 15 min mark Darryl starts aggressively mauling Jordan. Finally!!

They strip down and start aggressively kissing.   Darryl directs Jordan on top of her and begins to suck her “big beautiful tits”, Darryl gets between her legs and they grind their now engorged clits against each other. They look good here like Darryl is actually fucking her.  Although lots of nonsense talk about Darryl’s clit being so big it is up inside Jordan. They both cum here which is cool.  Then Darryl instantly goes down on Jordan. Darryl keeps licking and slurping on her pussy then the talk turns to how swollen Jordan’s clit is. They swap positions and talk about Darryl’s swollen clit.  Darryl has that weird heart shaped pubes design going on here.  We saw that for a bit in the MDEC days too. She teaches and coaches Jordan to bring her to orgasm. Then she moves up and rides Jordans face before they 69.  Jordan cums hard and then they chat about Jordan making the team. 

This scene was a real disappointment. They had good chemistry together and there was a lot of passion. But all interrupted by constant stupid comments about how swollen their clits were. Incredibly stupid. **


Tori Black and Ariel X

Maggie comes to the softball house and is quite upset with Tori. Her batting average isn’t high enough to get the new room she thought she was getting.  Maggie in her ultimate bitch mode here   She makes her instead share a room with Ariel.   They aren’t good enough players to earn better rooms! In order for them to learn to perform better Maggie makes them fool around.  I like the idea of Maggie being annoyed at the low batting average.  That cracks me up. But making these two fuck while she watches kind of drags the scene down a bit. 

She starts to make Tori grab Ariel’s boobs and then kiss each other. Maggie directs as the two take each others tops off and feel each others boobs. Both have all over tans and nice bodies. This is before Ariel gets implants.  And the implication here is that both are straight and this is their first time. Which is silly because it has been made apparent that straight girls can’t get into Thornhill. 

They awkwardly fool around which is always a downer.  I rather watch girls just fuck with passion 
Tori puts her hand in Ariel’s panties and she starts moaning. Once they get into it Maggie leaves and the two start kissing passionately.  So my earlier complaint is now rectified! Tori ends up on her knees and Ariel fingers her. They do a lot of exploring.  Different positions and trying different things. This really made it feel like they were first timers. Then Ariel quickly and confidently maneuvers herself into a 69 and the illusion is off.  This is one of the better 69s you will see with lots of energy between the two.  Then Ariel quickly makes her way into tribbing Tori.

While I really appreciate the energy here, I am not so sure it lines up with the story.  But they frantically fuck and grope at each other.  Very hot!! Tori licks Ariel who basically goes crazy. This is pretty frantic and quite enjoyable.  They swap roles and Ariel now eats Tori from behind, then lays her down on her back and licks her until she cums. They passionately kiss for a bit before grinding on each other. Maggie cums in to watch at the point and starts directing things again ordering them to kiss (they were doing just fine at it before Maggie re entered). Ariel grinds and fucks on top until they both are exhausted 
Maggie directs Ariel to lick Tori, and she cums very hard.  She twitches afterwards when her clit is touched. Ariel rides Tori’s face. Her little boobs looks great here. Tori agrees and reaches up to squeeze them.  Ariel orgasms as she twerks all over Tori’s mouth. 

They kiss and thank Maggie for getting them together.  Not much sleep will be happening in this room going forward.  This was really good. The flaw … the urgency with which they fucked didn’t make it seem like a first time.  While I much prefer the passion, if your story is they are lesbian virgins, they suddenly shouldn't mid scene become experts. And Maggie was a little overbearing. But the sex was absolute fire.  ****1/4


Magdalene St Michaels and India Summer

Coach Darryl is helping Piper move some furniture. India shows up at the house with Jordan. India is Tori’s sister.  And she is left fielder which is the big hole on the team.  Not sure how India passes as a college student but ok. She was about 33 when this was shot.  As they are shooting pool, Maggie shows up and acting angry. She later asks for India to come visit her in a corner bedroom. Maggie tries to convince India to come to Thornhill. She offers her a full scholarship if India goes through with the initiation. 

Maggie strokes her hair to make her less nervous, reassures her, and then starts kissing her. India is nervous so further reassurances are made. They take each others boots/shoes off and then Maggie starts really kissing her passionately.  Soon India’s bobs are in Maggie’s mouth. And then shortly after Maggie has her face in India’s pussy. She makes India cum very hard which is a treat! Maggie is soon feeding India her own boobs and India is a fast learner  Maggie instructs India do slowly rub her pussy. Once she has been thoroughly teased enough, Maggie crawls between India’s legs for some grinding. Maggie quickly cums. India must have made her horny! 

They kiss and tease a bunch until Maggie rubs her nipple all over India’s clit. And eventually India cums really hard.  Now it’s India’s first time to eat pussy. Maggie has a body convulsing orgasm.  India keeps going and Maggie cums again. Amazing!! And again!!  Three hot powerful orgasms.  So incredible!!  I absolutely adore Maggie!  Sometimes she mails it in, everybody does.  But when she is on her game, and cumming all over the place, it is one of the best things in porn!

You have to suspend your disbelief of reality to get into most scenes  I am sorry but I am incapable of believing mid 30s India is a virgin teen softball player.  This is just silly!  One if the sillier things I have seen from GFF.  Not sure this is the reason I didn’t completely love this but it plays a part.  It is fun sex with two industry giants. But I couldn’t fully get into it.  With that said it was fun and Maggie’s last few orgasms really made this scene! ****



Overall - I thought Scene 2 was crap.  Just ridiculous stuff.  Darryl can engorge her clit bigger than any clit in the history of humankind, and it is not going to fit up inside someone's pussy like a finger or cock.  But the other 3 scenes were great from a sex perspective, even if the overall silliness of this series brings things down slightly. 

Awards:
  • MVP - There was no stand out here.  Lots of strong sexual performances, but from an overall and story perspective, no one really rocked it. I will go with Jana who was really aggressive in mauling P. 
  • Hottest - Jan and P tie for this one.  I think they both looked equally great in their scene.  
  • Best Predator or Prey - P wins this.  As a high school student, she sure is fucking lots of people at this college. 
  • Best Adult - Maggie by default.  Darryl kind of sucked. 
  • Best Teen - I am going to spread the love, so going with a Tori and Ariel tie here.  While their scene didn't match the story for the last 2/3, it was great and they fucked each other really hard. 
  • Best Moment - Jana riding on top of P's face in a slight nod over Maggie having three orgasms to end her scene. 
  • Best Scene - Jana and P, although I think you could argue for the third and fourth scenes as well. 
Scenes:
  • P and Jana Jordan ****1/4
  • Darryl Hanah and Jordan Kingsley **
  • Tori Black and Ariel X ****1/4
  • Magdalene St Michaels and India Summer ****