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Lesbian Step-Daughters 8 Review

In business correspondence or emails, the acronym BLUF is used.  Bottom Line Up Front.  The BLUF here is that this is the worst movie I have ever seen.  Absolute horrid stuff.  Inflated and plastic looking mothers.  Spitting and porn talking step-daughters.  Tons of mommy talk and bad sex.  I just don't have the energy to be creative with this review.  The whole thing sucks.  But I took copious notes when I watched, so I do feel obligated to type them up.  With that said, three of the scenes were so bad, that my notes tend to stop about 3/4 of the way through. 

Destiny James and Breezy Bri

Off the bat, Breezy has a big tattoo right between her boobs. And Destiny has big MILF implants, tons of tattoos herself, and tons of Botox. None of these looks are very attractive from my perspective. With that said, Breezy is off to her first porn gig with stepmother Destiny. Destiny is a former actress, and helped Breezy get into the business.  But the actor she is supposed to shoot with had flight issues. So the director suggests the two of them shoot, since “step mother and daughter scenes are HUGE right now”.  So real step mother and daughters sex would be a seller.  Ha ha ha. I give this one tops marks for the story at least. One of the few positive things I have to say about anything here.   

Quick break and both are now in lingerie and kissing on the bed. While I might not care for her tattoo location, Breezy has fantastic boobs. Small and shapely with really puffy nipples.  Unfortunately when she goes to lick Destiny, she starts with a long drool of spit.  And Destiny is a non stop sound maker. Not really moans, just a constant string of “oh yeahs” in an almost childlike voice.  And lots of spit and “oh yeah” as Breezy fingers her. When she cums, Destiny has about the fakest on screen orgasm you can imagine.  All announced with her phony high pitched voice. Just dreadful acting. 

To keep the storyline going, the camera pans back a bit to show another camera filming this. I do appreciate them maintaining the storyline gimmick, even if the sex itself is awful.   

They flip roles and now Destiny is spitting in Breezy’s pussy.  Breezy’s boobs have a lot of bounce to them.  That is about all I can say that is positive from this sequence.  

Destiny ends up riding Breezy’s face and just like before it is constant stream of “oh yeah” and “um hmm”.   They swap around so Breezy is on top riding Destiny’s face.  She finally cums herself with some serious eye rolling. 

Destiny ends up on her knees and Beeezy fingers and licks her from behind. This is absolutely horrible.  For one of course Beeezy can’t do this without spitting and tons of hanging saliva. And two, Destiny is about the worst actress I have ever seen, not even being the least bit convincing, while uttering non stop fake porn talk. Fuck this fucking scene. 

I really found the story fun and creative here.  But the tattoos, implants, porn tropes, porn sex, and bad acting was decidedly not for me!  Destiny goes onto the list of people I hope to never see again. There was absolutely nothing real or the slightest bit charming about her.  1/4*

Taylor Vixxen and Harley Love

Taylor and her husband are having issues.  But they are headed out to date night and she is dressed in a very revealing dress.  Harley is quite admiring of Taylor and calls Taylor her best friend. When Taylor’s husband texts to cancel she freaks out. When she complains about no intimacy, Harley offers herself, claiming she has thought about Taylor for a long time. Taylor is very reluctant but eventually gives in and the two are soon kissing. 

This is a standard GFF Older/Younger pairing. Enhanced and tanned mother, natural and paler daughter.  For some reason I feel it really works here as the two look great together.  While I am hardly ever a fan of implants, Taylor has a thickness to her that helps her really pull the look off. 

With all that said, the scene begins to loose its charm once the sex starts.  And for the most part, this is about the sex.  Harley starts with the chatter as soon as Taylor begins licking her.  Taylor drizzles spit into the pussy and starts excessively slurping for the camera.  While the sex sucks. I do enjoy how fast Harley cums here, as it lines up with the story. 

They 69 and Taylor cums almost immediately. Again, this makes sense as her husband hasn’t touched her in ages, and she is excessively horny. A bit too much narration though, dampens my attempted enjoyment of it.  They keep the 69 up, and Taylor keeps talking and slurping and spitting. 

This scene is really a shame. It’s a good story, and I found the pairing of the two from a looks perspective and interaction perspective enjoyable. It’s just a shame that they fuck like porn stars and not like actual people.  I am just tired of seeing constant spitting and the such. I know what I signed up for with modern GFF. It’s just tiring. 

Taylor fingers Harley from behind and also licks her asshole. But it is full of porn chatter and just falls really flat.  And then Taylor starts the spitting. It’s official. Fuck this scene as well.  I just don’t have any use for shitty performances like this. 

They start scissoring and Taylor spits some more. Then tells Harley to spit.  Seriously, I can’t take it. This is just beyond dreadful.  I enjoy recapping and rating scenes.  But when they both lean in and spit into their scissoring pussies, I just quit.  Fuck these two.  Taylor even dribbles a big giant luggee into Harley’s pussy again. That is it for me. I am done. Harley’s orgasms are about the only thing worth watching here.  1/2* 

Eva Long and Rosalyn Sphinx

Eva is doing yoga when stepdaughter Rosalyn arrives late, she was watching a reality show she says.  As they stretch, the two discuss Rosalyn’s father, and how he doesn’t like lesbians, so Rosalyn hides her sexuality.  Eva admits she was a lesbian before she met Rosalyn’s father.  Rosalyn hearing this, quickly puts on the moves onto Eva and they sensually kiss on the yoga mat.  I would put this as one of the weaker seductions and rationale for a hook up that GFF has produced.  My husband doesn’t like lesbians so let me hook up with his daughter.  Just low effort storyline here. 

I have written lots of reviews of Eva, and probably everyone reading this knows who she is.  I am not the biggest fan, and to be honest, I am kind of over her by this point.  But Rosalyn is new to me.  She has really small boobs and giant nipples.  They look great, even if she is a bit too thin for my tastes.  She has her left forearm and hand fully tatted, and I have to say, I find the hand kind of erotic.  She has a lot of other ink, that I don’t find nearly as attractive as the hand.  

They play with each others boobs, and then Eva does about the stupidist thing I have seen in porn … drizzle spit onto Rosalyn’s panties.  For fucks sake, can we get a scene without the spit spot please? 

Eva licks Rosalyn to a nice orgasm.  But I am kind of already turned off from this scene by the spit spot.  And when Rosalyn turns around to love on Eva, she does the excessive slurping move on both Eva’s boobs and her pussy.  Roslayn does lick Eva to a nice cum, and she basically drizsles and slurps more saliva into Eva’s pussy as she finishes.  She does make Eva cum a second time, which in theory is fun.  But the whole thing looks and sounds completely gross.  

So all of this is happening on the yoga mats. Eva flips Rosalyn over to play with her ass, dried to drizzle spit in her asshole, misses, and now there is a big spit wad on the mat. Seriously.  This is  what the fuck is wrong with modern porn.  Absolute useless drivel.  

The fingering of Rosalyn’s pussy and asshole turns into Rosalyn riding Eva’s face. I also love this view and Rosalyn grinds her way on top to a huge cum.  They also show a camera view for a moment of Eva’s pussy, which is lovely. The sex here is actually pretty good. I would have actually liked this without all the spitting and slurping. 

However, just  as soon as I was thinking the sex is good, Eva rides Rosalyn’s face and Rosalyn begins her slurping again. It just feels like most people can’t do porn in 2025 without making all of this fake noise. Between the spitting and fake noise, I really just want to quit watching porn in general. I won’t. But I want to. And also, when Rosalyn stops trying to make noise, and works on pleasing Eva, she finally makes her cum.  

More asshole spitting, this time on Eva. And lots of slurping too.  There is a hot moment when Rosalyn is behind Eva and squeezing her boob. Her tattooed hand looks awesome grabbing Eva’s boob. 

By this point they are just stretching things to meet their time cues. Eva gets behind Rosalyn to rub her clit. But to me, Rosalyn is too skinny to make this look good.  There is also milky white liquid coming out of Rosalyn, like she just got creampied. 

Tribbing with Rosalyn on top. Rosalyn seems to cum a few times.  It is nicely done here as they really are rubbing their pussies hard on one another. Eva cries out for Rosalyn not to stop.  And they hold hands.  Nice touch with that.  

In addition to all the other issues I have noted with the scene, it’s just too long. Scenes like this do not need to be 50 plus minutes. I am sorry but they don’t.  Lazy story leading into a long modern porn scene. No thank you.  This was better than the first two scenes, mainly because Eva is a pro and much better than Destiny and Taylor. But not by much. These actresses just can’t help themselves.  Adding an extra quarter star because I really liked Rosalyn’s hand tattoo. *1/4

Sadie Summers and Eva Nyx

Off the bat let me say, I have crushed hard on Eva Nyx.  See my review of another of her recent scenes here.  So I am biased towards her, and still found this scene to be one of the worst I have ever watched.

While Eva is studying for school, she uses Sadie’s computer, which has lesbian porn pulled up (scene 3 here by the way). Eva touches herself while watching. An extreme close up views of Eva’s pussy while this is going on.  Very much approved!!  But Sadie comes home before Eva can finish the job.  Eva very indirectly confronts Sadie about the video that was loaded.  Eva suggests stepmom and stepdaughter sex to live out their fantasies. 

Right in the kitchen, Eva has Sadie’s pants down and she is licking her pussy.  Sadie starts with the “good girl” narrative, as well as a ton of other porn type chatter. My  thought while watching this live ... even though I really dig Eva, this is another nail in the coffin of this video completely fucking sucking. There have been some other recent contenders for all time worst video. My Dad’s Lesbian Lover.  Lesbian Babysitters 18. But this video may take the trophy. Everything has completely sucked in this complete abomination of a video.  And this scene is in contention for worst scene of all time.  The mommy talk is just absolutely way overdone to excess here.  

They make their way to the couch where Eva essentially starts mauling Sadie, and Sadie repeatably calls her a good girl.  Eva spits on Sadie’s boobs, and Sadie says spit more.  And then Sadie spits on Eva’s boobs.  Another of my thoughts while watching this live:  "It’s official. This scene sucks and the whole movie fucking sucks."  Not even my adoration of Eva’s look can save this absolute shit show.  The whole movie sucks, but this scene is especially egregious leaning into everything I hate about modern porn. 

This is the third scene in this movie where I had to stop taking notes.  I would like to properly recap this scene, maybe go back on do a quick rewatch on fast forward to fill in the blanks in my memory and notes. But I don’t have enough energy to. And there are not enough minutes left in my life to devote to this trash.  So very high level, Sadie licks Eva from behind.  Eva fingers Sadie. Eva licks Sadie’s pussy.  They 69.  Eva sits on Sadies’s face (who spit UP into Eva's pussy ... think about that). 

Rest assured this scene I is filled with spit, slurping, mommy talk, fake moans, terrible porn narration, and every other thing I hate.  DUD

As an exercise I did comparisons.  Other average ratings:  

• Lesbian Stepdaughters 1 - 1.1875; 
• Lesbian Stepdaughters 7 - 1.375; 
• Lesbian Babysitters 18 - 1.625; 
• Dad’s Lesbian Lover - 1.75; 
• Lesbian Stepdaughters 8 - 0.5.  

So the math backs it up.  This is the all time worst piece of shit I have reviewed!  Well done Girlfriend Films. 

Overall - Avoid.  This is the absolute worst video I have ever reviewed.  And the numbers above show it isn’t even particularly close.  Add to this that Destiny may be the absolute worst actress I have ever seen in a porn. Fuck all of this!!

Awards - No awards.  This shit show gets now awards.  Eva was hot.  Rosalyn’s hand tattoo oddly turned me on.  But as a whole, just absolute dreadful stuff.  

Scenes:

• Destiny James and Breezy Bri 1/4*
• Taylor Vixxen and Harley Love 1/2*
• Eva Long and Rosalyn Sphinx *1/4
• Sadie Summers and Eva Nyx DUD

Dad’s Lesbian Lover 2 Review

Dad’s Lesbian Lover 1 was one of the worst pieces of drivel I have ever subjected myself to.   It was so bad, that I thought long and hard about stopping my review of GFF features, and just stick to the other review types on this site.  But I took some time away, watched some other stuff, and eventually came back to it.  And I am glad I did.  While this film was not great, everything was good, and I found myself enjoying it throughout.  The first iteration of this series was filled with all the modern porn crap I absolutely hate … spitting, fake moans, porn narration.  This one had a little bit of it (fake moaning in Scene 1, and am looking at you Alyssia Vera and Violet Voss for the spitting), but it was way toned down for the most part.  So that made for a much more enjoyable watch and an actual recommendation for this one.  So let’s get into it.  

Eva Long and Fiona Frost

In a weird twist, the younger Fiona is dating the much older father of older Eva. But he is getting back together with his ex wife and sends his daughter Eva to Fiona’s Coffee Shop to break it off for him. They head to the green couch used in many GFF scenes these days and supposably in Fiona’s cafe. They almost instantly start kissing after Eva puts the moves on.    The kissing here is soft and sensual, the scene very slow moving.  The girls take their time kissing and exploring. Fiona has absolutely fantastic small but shapely boobs. And Eva spends a whole lot of exploring. Fiona also has a really lovely shaved pussy with long long lips. Eva spends a long time slowly licking before she begins finger fucking Fiona vigorously leading to a cum.  Very nice.  They flip around with Fiona licking Eva, and Eva cums even harder.  Fiona keeps going and Eva cums a second time! A long segment of Eva licking Fiona’s ass and rubbing her clit. The highlight of this is seeing Fiona’s sexy asshole and pussy from behind. Some scissoring, with Fiona looking quite  jiggly, until Eva rides her face for a cum. Eva’s clit looks gigantic in this view.  Eva cums again pushing her ass into Fiona’s face while 69ing. By this point there is a little too much moaning happening.  Not the good moaning from hot sex. It’s the we are shooting a porno and need constant background sounds type of moaning. This kind of kills my enjoyment of this scene. Eva rubs Fiona’s clit while they 69 for an orgasm. Then Fiona gets behind Eva and rubs her for one last cum.  Eva slaps her own tits while this is happening.  I liked all the cumming here.  But the background noise was too much for me. I say this a lot, but I want to watch people fuck passionately.  Not go through the motions while they film sex scenes. And by the end, this just felt like they were filming a sex scene. Without all the background noise at the end, I would have liked this a lot more.  ***1/4

Serene Siren and Ellie Murphy

In almost the exact same story as LSD 4, Ellie has found Serene’s lesbian porn online. It’s a creative story, but doesn’t need to be rehashed.  Ellie masterbates watching Serene and then heads out into the house and finds Serene reading.  The acting here is terrible.  Like seriously uncomfortably bad. Anyway, this is just awkward and weird.  Ellie’s father has apparently never even asked what Serene does for a living.  Serene finds out that Ellie is a lesbian, which of course leads them talking about how they love pussy.  And Ellie has never been with an experienced woman.  So of course this leads to them kissing.  In a tropical GFF lack of quality, the story changes as the scene goes on from Ellie’s father still sleeping, to him being gone all day for work.  I can say that the kissing and exploring in the couch is nice.  It’s soft and sensual and doesn’t involve Serene’s normal modern porn bullshit.  She is far more subdued than normal, and all I can say is thank god. This is a 60 min scene, and I don’t know that I could have taken an hour or her normal antics. Meanwhile, back to the review,  Ellie has gorgeous little boobs that Serene pays close attention to.  She eventually lays back on the couch and Serene begins her oral. Serene can’t completely help herself though, and makes some excess slurping as she does so.  But Ellie is also ridiculously wet, and you can just hear Serene’s fingers going in and out. Ellie has a really nice cum here.  They scissor and trib with Serene on top.  Serene ends up on her knees with Ellie’s fingers inside her. And she keeps asking for more fingers which is nice.  I wish Serene came here, but if she did it was subtle (highly unlike her).  Ellie ends up straddling Serene’s face before the 69, which is far more focused on fingering each other.  And Serene finally gets her cum. Serene licks Ellie’s armpit before they end up trading oral again. Ellie doesn’t cum but Serene does while she rides Ellie’s face.  Overall, a surprisingly good scene. It wasn’t perfect as I would have liked Ellie to cum a second time. But well done and it honestly never felt too long, like I feared it would. ***1/2

Alyssia Vera and Eva Nyx

Eva needs money and her father won’t give it to her. So she tries to steal it from his girlfriend Alyssia but gets caught. Eva is mostly jealous that Alyssia has stolen most of her dad’s attention.  And Alyssia is annoyed at Eva’s father because she also likes women and doesn’t get to fuck them anymore. The fact she misses women is mentioned out of the blue. So they work out a trade.  Sex for money.  Nothing like some in family prostitution to strengthen bonds. They each change into lingerie and head upstairs. I have said this before but Eva is my jam. Thick with small shapely boobs. I love how she sensually kisses. Meanwhile Alyssia is  the opposite of my jam.  An attractive older actress with large implants in an attempt to stay relevant.  In fairness they aren’t huge or look like bowling balls in her chest, and are well done. But still just not anything I could ever like. Alyssia also suffers from modern porn disease, so lots of narration and chatter.  And spit.  Again, not my jam.  She misses when spitting at one point and leaves a luggee on Eva’s ass that she has to clean up.  She also seems like a bad kisser. There is a close up of her basically darting her tongue into Eva’s mouth like a jack hammer.  Eva ends up on her knees where she is fingered from being for a bit before the flip and Alyssia licking her (and spitting in her). I do enjoy Eva’s little moans as much as I am disgusted by Alysia’s need to forcibly inject saliva into Eva’s pussy. It’s kind of a shame Eva has been matched up with such a dud here.  In fairness, when Alyssia just acts normal, this is good.  At one point she fingers Eva and sucks her boobs, and Eva just lets out a bunch of whimpers. And when she just concentrates on licking Eva, Eva cries out she is cumming.  They 69 and Eva seems to primarily be kissing Alyssia’s clit to start.  Eventually this turns into more of Alyssia riding Eva’s face and leads to a really great orgasm.  In one of my favorite views, Alaina gets behind Eva and kisses her and rubs Eva’s boobs.  And Eva rubs her own pussy.  Eva’s body is absolutely amazing if I haven’t noted that enough.   Eva makes herself cum. And while I wish it was Alyssia rubbing her, that was still nice.  The finish with Eva licking Alyssia and we get a great shot from behind of Eva’s lovely ass and pussy.  And this leads to a really nice second orgasm from Alyssia. I really loved Eva here.  And the sex itself was really great.  Take away Alyssia trying so hard to be a porn star early and this would have been great, stupid story none withstanding. ***1/2

Violet Voss and Aria Banks

Violet is absolutely stacked and wearing a tight workout outfit.  Aria’s father is forcing her to go live with her mother. Dad’s girlfriend  Violet takes pity on her, and offers her a spare room at her house.  Back at Violet’s, she is again wearing quite the outfit, showing off her big boobs.  Aria is a lesbian, and Violet says she is “mostly lesbian”.  Violet gives Aria a pep talk, which leads to a hug, which leads to a kiss.  Not much seduction here, as quickly Violet climbs on top of Aria, and Aria says “I can’t believe we are doing this!”  Aria’s boob is quickly out and in Violet’s mouth.  Lots of open mouth kissing as they quickly get very into it.  Violet is tall and statuesque, with really big boobs (implants).  Aria is much more my style. Small boobs. Very slightly thick. Not quite as perfect as Eva from Scene 3, but not too far off.  Violet’s panties are off first, showing a beautiful shaved pussy.  Aria seems in awe of it and very slowly touches and rubs it.  Eventually 2 fingers go in, and Violet adds her own fingers to her clit, leading to a nice cum.  It wouldn’t be porn in 2025 without some excess saliva discharge.  Violet very gently spits in Aria’s pussy when they swap roles.  Violet licks very sensually and gently. And Arianna has a nice cum.  It’s a shame she had to also spit multiple times.  Violet rides Aria’s face, and she looks great. I don’t think implants look good on most women, but in fairness they look amazing on her. Some nice licking but they shift before Violet cums. Another spit in Aria’s asshole before they 69 to end it.  Aria cums as she shakes her ass on Violet’s face.  I enjoyed some of this. The kissing. The sensualness of their interactions. Could do without the spitting.  Aria has a hot body and Violet looks great herself.  It just feels the intimacy here was kind of ruined by the “I am a porn star, I need to spit in your pussy” approach of Violet. ***1/4

Overall:  This was surprisingly watchable.  And if there were a few tweaks, eliminate the minor cases of fake moaning and spitting,  I would even argue this was good.  I was really shocked when watching, and am still kind of surprised when writing the review up.  But definitely worth a watch. 

Awards

• Best Girlfriend - Normal readers know I absolutely hate Serene Siren, but dare I say she was good here?  I mean her acting was atrocious, but once the sex started she was actually really good. 
• Best Daughter - I thought Eva Nyx and Aria, were both really good, but Eva wins it.  Personal preference.
• Hottest - Eva Nyx, hands down.  Again over Aria.  But Eva is just my jam, as I have now noted multiple times!
• Best Scene - Serene and Ellie … can you believe it?  Serene wins two awards!   A sign of the Apocalypse? 
• Best Story -  While I really enjoyed the Serene and Ellie story, we already saw that one in Lesbian Stepdaughters.  So going with the Eva Long and Fiona story, where Eva is actually the daughter and Fiona the jailbait girlfriend for Daddy.  
• Best Moment - Eva Nyx being rubbed from behind by Alyssia.  This shows off everything I love about Eva.  This over Serene asking for more fingers inside her. 
• Favorite Performer - Eva Nyx, she was the star for me. 

Scenes

• Eva Long and Fiona Frost ***1/4
• Serene Siren and Ellie Murphy ***1/2
• Alyssia Vera and Eva Nyx ***1/2
• Violet Voss and Aria Banks ***1/4