Lesbian Babysitters 16 Review
Gianna Dior is Silvia Sage’s babysitter but also her lover. The video opens with Gianna brushing Silvia’s hair while each is naked. But Gianna is moving and so Silvia will need a new sitter. But first one last fuck! Both are wearing insane amounts of makeup. Not really a fan of this look, but I suppose it is what is. Silvia remarks that Gianna gave her all sorts of confidence that she lacking when they met. Silvia has an all time terrible boob job. Like you can see the layers in her boobs as if they layered cones in there. Gianna meanwhile looks hot in a turquoise bra and panty set. Medium boobs. Big nipples. I like her. Silvia goes down on Gianna but it doesn’t last very long. No big orgasm though. Gianna now goes down on Silvia who asks where will I ever find someone like you? Gianna doesn’t stay there long and she climbs up to trib. This doesn’t last long either. What is with these lately where they rush through positions and no one ever cums (or at least cums hard)? Silvia eats Gianna from behind. Gianna’s pussy looks great with Silvia’s tongue in it. And her tits look great hanging down too. Silvia eventually uses her fingers and Gianna cums. They get in a 69. More close ups of Silvia’s pussy. Yay for that! This eventually leads to Silvia doing more rubbing on Gianna then climbing on top to trib. You can see the layers in Silvia’s boobs. Who the fuck would do that to themselves? Meanwhile, Gianna’s boobs shaking on the bottom is amazing. They both say a lot of “fuck baby” here and both seem to cum. Silvia gets on her hands and knees and rubs her clit while Gianna licks from behind. Silvia has a little cum. More tribbing with Gianna on top to end things. Her boobs look immense here. They are almost too perfect. She has the best orgasm of the scene here. They kiss to end it. The visuals here of Gianna were pretty damn great. Silvia’s boobs are clearly not my favorite. But she was fine and Gianna was really good. ***1/2
Silvia wakes the next day to a nice note from Gianna saying good bye and thank you, while also offering encouragement for her to find a new babysitter. Ha ha.
Serene Siren is having breakfast when her sitter Kenzie Reeves comes home. The two are in a Dom/Sub relationship in addition to Kenzie being her sitter. Serene makes Kenzie call her mistress. Serene makes Kenzie scrub the floor while she rubs herself. Serene may be my least favorite porn star ever ... Kenzie was in an all time shit show of a scene I just reviewed. This scene doesn't bode well in my mind, although the story is funny. Silvia comes over and sees the relationship with Serene and Kenzie. They talk about the two of them fucking babysitters. Serene gives Silvia a card for the same babysitter agency she found Kenzie from.
Kenzie breaks something in the kitchen after Silvia leaves and Serene decides she needs to punish her. Serene starts spanking her in the kitchen pushed up against the island. So this is our first LB scene in the kitchen. Serene starts ravishing Kenzie on the kitchen island, especially her giant nipples. Then devouring her pussy through her panties. Kenzi begs her mistress to eat her ass. I loved this. The problem is that now each of them start narrating, Kenzie talking about Serene is doing to her. Serene about how Kenzie feels and tastes. And this is why I hate modern porn sometimes. Eventually Serene focuses on Kenzie's pussy and she makes her cum. Then she moves her off of a table back onto the island and fingers her to another cum. Sadly lots of spit involved here. Serene gets Kenzie up on the island where they attempt to trib, but very poorly. Serene tells Kenzie she has waited for this the whole day as Kenzie goes down on her and also fingers her hole. Kenzie puts Serene's foot in her mouth and Serene calls her a good girl. Kenzie climbs up, grinds for a bit and then tribs Serene. They each have a nice orgasm. Then Kenzie climbs further up and rides Serene face (while Serene fingers her own clit). All of this happening on a kitchen island I remind you. Then they 69, with Kenzie basically filling Serene's pussy up with spit. Serene almost uses her child voice when Kenzie asks her to put her big titties in her mouth. It started to come out and then stopped. Kenzi says something about Serene taking good care of her "fuck hole". They grind some more on the island where they each cum again. Look this was not good. In fact it was bad. But in being objective, I can say it wasn't as bad as I feared. And if it had been on a bed, not on a kitchen island I would have ranked it higher. But each of these actresses suck, even if I really like Kenzie's nipples. They could't resist their worst traits and by the end I was hoping to never ever hear either's voice ever again. *1/2
Silvia calls Babysitters Dreams and talks to Danni Rivers to set up a meeting. Her girlfriend Ivy Jones is quite jealous. Ivy doesn’t want Danni fucking hot Beverly Hills MILFs. I guess she knows the deal about these babysitters. Danni shows up for an interview and Silvia is dressed in a tight red dress. Silvia tells her it is a live in position and so Danni is worried Ivy will be upset.
While Danni is off interviewing, Ivy is fucking Aidra Fox behind her back. Ivy already has her top off as they kiss . An all small/med boob matchup. Right up my alley. Ivy has implants though that are pretty restrained. I applaud her for that. Although as always I question the decision to get them. They kiss and suck on each others boobs. Aidra has an awesome body. Ivy gently rubs her pussy and clit with her finger. Then she licks and Aidra is quite responsive. Ivy strips down and Aidra gives her a spank. Ivy tells her to treat her like a naughty girl Aidra fingers Ivy for a while before going down on her and making her cum. Ivy gets behind Aidra and fingers her pussy while kissing her neck Soon Aidra is rubbing her own clit while Ivy has two fingers inside her. Aidra cums and quivers all over Ivy. Aidra ends up on her stomach and we get more of the same. Aidra rubbing her clit and Ivy fingering her. Ivy asks her if she is going to be a big slut for her. At times this has a little too much fake moaning and lots of “yeah yeah yeah”. It would be so much better if it just sounded natural. Ivy also has the modern porn fascination of spitting in Audra’s pussy a lot. Ivy fingers her to another orgasm. Ivy climbs up and rides Audra’s face. This looks pretty great until they do a closeup of Ivy’s boobs. You can really see how firm Ivy’s boobs are her. She actually showed some restraint when getting her boobs done as I mentioned. But they are so firm they scram fake. You can also see the incisions underneath them. Probably not the best angle to shoot at. Oh well. Aidra goes down on Ivy again. We get a cum a few more light licks on Ivy’s pussy, a few spanks, some fingers and then a final Ivy orgasm to end this. They kiss and of course Dani walks in on them. Instead of saying anything she just walks out. Some of this I liked. Some I didn’t. ***1/2 feels a little generous but also right.
Danni rushes back to accept the job. As she does Silvia is on the phone with Serene who is busy cumming from Kenzie eating her out. Danni tells Silvia about catching Ivy fucking Aidra. Silvia tells Danni she is beautiful and then they go fold laundry. Silvia tells Danni about Gianna. Silvia starts hitting on Danni who asks her if she is trying to seduce her. The two quickly start kissing. Dani’s top is down and she has the loveliest little tiny tits. Silvia is quickly licking her pussy. Danni looks so sweet and innocent yet she is quickly telling Silvia to "lick that clit". I suppose I just want my babysitters here to be a little more innocent or demur. Silvia pulls her dress down and we see those god awful multi layered cone tits. The camera view also shows a giant scar on the side where she had those monstrosities inserted. Fuck Silvia Sage’s terrible tits. Danni tells Silvia she can do more than babysit and then starts licking her pussy. Silvia calls her baby and not to ever stop eating her pussy. Of course she stops with a minute or so. They get into 69 and start the need to constantly narrate and fake moan. Well this scene took a serious turn south. Danny has a nice orgasms but it is so surrounded by fake moans and narration, I really stopped caring. They trib and it is terrible camera work … we mostly see their sides. Silvia legs cover Danni’s body which is really the only thing I am enjoying here. Danni does cum which seemed more natural and less porn like than the last one. Silvia fingers Danni to another cum and then she gets on her hands and knees for Danni to eat her from behind. It turns into a mutual fingering and Danni cums again. Again this one seems more natural too. So Danni brings the scene up at the end by just being natural. But that stretch in the middle drags it down a bit. ***1/4
The movie ends with Danni brushing Silvia’s hair just like Gianna did to open the movie.
If the overarching storyline of the Lesbian Babysitters isn’t a statement about the current plight of the modern porn scene, I don’t know what is. We went from an all time great movie to a few absolute shit shows of scenes and in general a massive lack in overall scene quality. Fake moans, excessive chatter and narration, lots of spitting. It’s simply hard to care about the overall product at this point. I remember watching Michelle Lay and Zoey Halloway and thinking this is what it would be like if a real lesbian couple was letting me watch them have sex. By the end, we get too many scenes of actress going through the motions of a porn scene. Way more "oh yeahs" and wads of spit than passion or intimacy. So let me queue up Michelle Lay and Satine Phoenix and in the meantime go yell at the clouds.
Overall - A poor end to a series that started out so well. Nothing must watch here, although I did enjoy looking at Gianna, Aidra, and Danni. I for one and am glad this series of reviews is over. It became a drag towards the end. Will probably go on and just watch my next100 random scenes to re-energize!
Awards:
- MVP - No one really stood out, but Gianna was good and looked good too. She wins by default. If only she were paired with a better partner.
- Hottest - Gianna over Aidra and Danni.
- Best Mother - Sigh, Silvia by default
- Best Babysitter - Gianna
- Biggest Surprise - Gianna, who I definitely haven't reviewed before, and if I had seen her before I didn't make much note of her
- Best Scene - Silvia and Gianna
Scenes:
- Silvia Sage and Gianna Dior ***1/2
- Serene Siren and Kenzie Reeves *1/2
- Aidra Fox and Ivy Jones ***1/2
- Silvia Sage and Danni Rivers ***1/4
lesbian babysitters went out with a wimper
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