Teach Me Club 1 Review
In addition to the great cover, this video has fantastic lighting and production. You can tell this was well made and not on a cheap budget with terrible quality assurance, like you can tell from other studios.
The four scenes follow a pattern. Short interviews with the participants, and then they get onto the sex with no real story.
Zoey Holloway and Dani Daniels
As noted, short interviews precede the scene. Dani talks about not drinking or doing drugs and has a lot of sex to fill the void. And talks about her love of older women. Zoey talks about enjoying the experience of sex. And she hope to teach the sensuality of sex to her younger partner.
I like watching Zoey fuck. But looks wise, she isn't for me. So always an interesting dynamic for me watching her scenes.
They start by playing up Zoey being extremely gentle and sensual. The kisses and touches are so slow and deliberate. When Dani's top comes off, Zoey is so gentle and passionate in playing with and sucking Dani's boobs. And Dani almost whimpers as this is being done to her. Zoey rubs Dani over her shorts and panties and she cums before her bottoms are even removed!
They flip around and Zoey has Dani blow on her panties before removing them. After a lot of kissing Dani begins to slowly lick Zoey, and gets her really close. Zoey instructs her to suck really hard and a huge organs ensues. Zoey shows Dani how to rub her pussy with just her fist and the result is another big orgasm!
Dani looks amazing lying back to be eaten. She simply has an all time incredible body. Zoey is very tender and gentle with her. Then eventually adds her whole palm rubbing Dani's pussy and Dani has an absolute beast of an orgasm. All encouraged verbally by Zoey. That was intense!! Zoey calls Dani a good girl when it is done.
A lovely view as they are on their knees fingering and grinding on each other. Zoey has another nice orgasm here as she grinds on Dani's leg. And another spectacular view as Zoey is behind Dani gently rubbing her pussy. This leads to another nice Dani cum.
They finish with Dani licking Zoey so she is nice and wet. Zoey shows Dani how she likes to be rubbed and ends up having a really big orgasm. Dani then climbs up to trib. And for the record, Dani on top is a magical site. The tribbing leads to fantastic orgasms for each.
This was extremely well done. The production was off the charts. Both girls were sensual, tender, and loving. Dani looked incredible. With that said, I didn't love it. Zoey leaned in a bit too hard on the teaching aspects and it was nearly impossible for me to suspend my disbelief that professional porn star Dani was suddenly learning these new tricks to make Zoey go wild. And while I love big exaggerated orgasms, it was hard for me to believe some of these orgasms weren't a little over the top. I think if you are going to have these scenes with a lead in interview, the sex at least should be real, and not amplified. Save that for a scene and storyline that warrants it. As a final note, Dani looked killer here. Just absolutely gorgeous. ***1/2
Julia Ann and Jessie Andrews
This starts with a dual interview with both laughing and giggling. Julia wishes a career as good as hers for Jessie. Then the scene shifts to them kissing in a big living room with an extra large couch. I do like the contrasts here. Older and busty Julia versus younger and smaller Jessie.
After a few moments of kissing, Julie takes charge and lies Jessie on the rug for some rubbing and fingering. I thought we might get some ass eating here, but it was not to be. Eventually Julia begins aggressively eating Jessie, and Jessie is getting such intense pleasure she starts inching across the rug.
Jessie returns the favor by drizzling spit into Julia's ass and pussy. I can't express enough how just unappealing this is to me. I don't see the turn on in constant spitting. It completely takes me out of a scene. Jessie ends up almost in a yoga pose eating Julia from behind. When Julia cums, she rolls to her back and Jessie eats and fingers her to another orgasm complete with lots more spitting. Seriously what the fuck has gotten into Jessie here? She normally is great.
Julia begins kissing Jessie while squeezing her throat and choking her. This is a very hot visual. Julia is grinding her thigh on Jessie's pussy while she chokes her. Then Julia spits in Jessie's pussy. Sigh. It ends with Julia having three fingers inside Jessie, licking her clit, and choking Jessie. This leads to a massive orgasm. One of the wilder sequences you will ever see! It literally takes Jessie a minute or so to come down from all of that.
Jessie begins to trib Julia but of course needs to spit in her pussy first. The tribbing is wild though. It leads to Julia being licked and fingered to another cum.
Another almost Jessie yoga pose with Julia spanking and fingering Jessie. I do enjoy how many fingers Julia gets up inside Jessie And Jessie seems to have some serious orgasms as a result.
Some more fingering, oral, and spit is traded back and forth. Weird positions. Lots of fingers. Julia likes to rub her own clit while Jessie as absolutely hammering her. Jessie even chokes Julia a bit. Julia ends up choking and fingering Jessie while spitting in her face. Another huge orgasm for Jessie. You can even see all the excess spit all over Jessie's chest.
This had its moments. Julia was a pleasure Dom, driving Jessie wild and also forcing Jessie to please her. The orgasms were wild. The sex hot. But this was too long (55 mins) and way too much spitting. A little I could overlook. But here it was at almost every turn someone was spitting on or into the other. It just has no appeal to me. Absolutely none. If I weren't writing a review of this, I would have turned it off almost immediately. It also felt way too much like professional porn with all the weird positions. Can't we just watch beautiful girls fuck in a bed? I know ... I am no fun DK. **1/2
Darla Crane and Allie Haze
Interviews to start. Allie grew up a tomboy and attracted women. As a small breasted woman she is into boobs. And she may be the most intelligent and best spoken person in any of these interviews I have seen. It makes me think I need to watch a lot more old school Allie. Meanwhile Darla was a girly girl growing up as she described it. Overall, she is hit or miss for me. And these two had a scene I didn't particularly care for that much in MDEC 20. I was very interested in this one to see if my tastes have changed much in the years since I reviewed that one.
The scene shifts right to them kissing as the interviews end. As they kiss and feel each other, Allie is very into Darla. Staring at her and just showing all sorts passionate admiration for her co star.
Allie may have the darkest nipples of any white girl I have ever seen. Every time I see them I am absolutely amazed. She has a polka dot bra and panty set on here and looks absolutely fire!
Typical foreplay as they strip each other and play with each others bodies. Darla gets Allie naked first and licks her pussy. Lots of energy at first but it kind of slows down as they go. They trade roles and Allie licks Darla until she cums. The kissing after is great. The most passionate act in the scene so far.
Allie ends up on top and they actually grind on each other and keep up the fantastic kissing. The pussy eating that proceeded this was fine. I might say uneventful. But this is off the charts. These two are out of control breathless just from kissing. I don't know if someone laid out this plan or it evolved naturally. But either way it was fucking awesome. It's not often that a scene has a whole make out session right in the middle. But this absolutely rocked.
After the long make out, Darla rubs Allie's pussy. Darla almoar cradles Allie like a baby as she rubs her to a shaking cum. And Allie just continues to look on at Darla with adoration.
I really loved this. Allie looked amazing. And the kissing was just incredible. Not sure I have ever been so excited by just pure kissing as I was in this scene. ****
Lisa Ann and Jana Jordan
I am not a fan of Lisa lookswise. I think I just don't like her boobs or her surgeries. Her implants are just too big. Kind of like Deauxma, I am just turned by looking at them. With that said. as a person I really do enjoy Lisa. Jana had a couple of great scenes in my Field of Schemes reviews. I loved her energy in those scenes. Her scene with Prinzzess was especially good. But since then she somehow got a boob job. No idea why? They still are smallish but now have visible scars on them.
Typical interviews to start. Boring to me but some may enjoy hearing all the standard when was your first time with a girl line of questions.
The two are kissing on a couch as the interviews close. Same fake moaning as they kiss, which always annoys me. They kiss and rub each other. Fake moaning just gets worse as they go. And Lisa's big fake tits. I am sorry I just can't get into them at all. Jana's nipples look extra puffy with her implants, that is the only positive I can say about this scene.
Ever the porn star, Lisa feels the needs to bend Jana into various pretzel positions to lick her instead of just straight on licking her pussy. If you have read any of my reviews, I lean towards liking scene that don't feel like porn. So fake tits, fake moaning, weird stupid positions ... I dislike aspects aspects of scene like this. I would much rather watch natural women fuck with passion and sensuality.
Jana fingers Lisa (while Lisa rubs her own clit) to a nice orgasm. Lisa actually seems the most subdued while she is cumming, which was a nice break. As Lisa rubs Jana, a really nice close up of Jana's pussy.
Since I am being mostly negative, I should give a shout out that the lighting, production, and camera work have been fantastic in this whole movie. Some of the best I have seen. Lisa ruins it with her constant fake moans, but I do need to offer props to the studio here.
Another round of oral on each girl. Honestly, I just don't enjoy it enough to give a full rundown. Jana cums hard. Jana's nipples and pussy look good. A hard pass on everything else here.
If you couldn't tell I hated almost everything about this scene. Everything about it felt unauthentic. I have no use for any of it. Your mileage may vary if you have different tastes. But this was decidedly not for me. *
Overall: I was really disappointed in this. If you told me before hand that the best scene by far and away would be Darla Crane and Allie Haze, I never would have believed you. But it was on another level from everything else. PhD level kissing and passion. Well done ladies.
Some mini awards The best scene was Darla and Allie. The hottest were Dani and Allie. I thought Allie came off the best in her interview. So this was the Allie Haze show.
Scenes:
- Zoey Holloway and Dani Daniels ***1/2
- Julia Ann and Jessie Andrews **1/2
- Darla Crane and Allie Haze ****
- Lisa Ann and Jana Jordan *
Lisa Ann does nothing for me. The Allie scene was the best for sure. And Zoey playing with Dani’s underwear was the highlight in that scene for me
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