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Lesbian Ghost Stories 7 Scene 2 Review with Sonny Mc and Em Indica

Ghost story podcasters Sonny and Em spend the night in a haunted room. The spirits in the room possesses Sonny and she tells Em she loves her and they begin kissing.  Ha ha ha.  This review site is full of my well documented love for Sonny and her hot body.  Em was in the MDEC 63 and didn't have a great scene.  But I do enjoy her body.  Nice and thick with really big naturals.  Sonny doesn't waste much time and is eating Em's ass while rubbing her pussy. They flip around with Sonny's leg spread wide and Em slowly licking.  And eventually Em fingers Sonny to a cum while she rubs her own pussy. Em sits on Sonny's face and shows off her thick body.  Em actually trembles as Sonny licks her and she cums. That was pretty wild!  A 69 brings a big orgasm for Sonny who rocks on top a lot more than usual in that position.  Sonny bends Em over on her shoulders for some more ass eating. Em's ass must be delicious as Sonny can't get enough. Kissing and grinding leads to Sonny on top tribbing. This is a glorious view! Sonny even chokes Em a bit which is hot. You can hear their wet pussies along with their thick bodies slapping on each other.  Really good scene. Great views. Just needed slightly stronger orgasms to be considered great. And Sonny is so fucking hot. ***3/4

Squirting Massages Scene 4 Review with AJ Applegate and Dana Vespoli

Dana with portable massage table comes to visit AJ and give her a massage. Dana is a "spiritual healer". Dana dances and strips to her underwear as "part of the service". Apparantly AJ ordered the massage from a non reputable service and was unaware.  Dana is quite funny here talking about all of her 5 Star reviews.  Ha ha ha. AJ asks for a just a regular massage but Dana's hand ends up in AJ's pussy because there is a lot of tension there. This scene gets 5 stars for the humor and absurdity of it. Dana talks about healing so many people as she rubs AJ's pussy. Eventually AJ relaxes enough to let Dana kiss her and lick her pussy. AJ looks very good lying back and beating licked on Dana's massage table. Eventually Dana gets behind AJ and works two fingers into her. It takes a while but eventually AJ announces she is close and then that she is cumming along with a gigantic squirt all over the massage table and floor.  AJ says she has never done that before and Dana notes it is part of the service.  They reposition on the table and AJ gets to try pussy for the first time and makes Dana cum, although it is rather underwhelming. Dana fingers AJ from behind to another cum.  Would like AJ to have squirted again here. But overall this was really fun and humorous. AJ's squirt and Dana's character work being the highlights.  ****

Dyked 'Nympho Tries To Study' Review with Tia Cyrus and Sadie Pop

This is from Dyked so some serious lesbian Dom/Sub action is in order.  One of my biggest porn disappointments was finding out that Sadie got implants.  She went from glorious A Cups to gigantic implants.  Tia is supposed to be tutoring Sadie.  But Sadie is an immature brat and isn't interested.  When Tia finds her masterbating in a bedroom she decides Sadie must be punished. Or must be sexually satisfied in order to concentrate.  Or both. An equal amount of kissing and spanking starts the action as Tia starts dominating Sadie. The problem for me is it is way too modern porn with fake moans, spitting, etc.  There is also the worst QA gaffe I have ever heard. As they stop kissing we get a full 10-15 seconds of direction from the male director that is not cut out at all!  He is like "keep kissing until I tell you to stop". So they just do all some terrible fake terrible kissing for another few moments. I picked this to watch for pre implant Sadie, but it essentially unwatchable.  The premise and set up were fine, and it could have been a fun scene with the dom/sub aspects, but this just turns into a modern porn mess really fast.  Somewhere along the line the turor suddenly has a strap on with her.  There should be some semblance of logic in a scene and this moment had none.  15 of the last 20 mins of this is Tia ramming Sadie with the fake cock.  I get that people enjoy scenes like this because they keep being made. But it is decidedly not for me.  I hate over the top noise, fake moaning, and screaming.  I hate constant narration. I hate spitting.  And this scene had all of that.  In excess too. It is also way too long.  Mixed with terrible production. It's just a mess. I did enjoy Sadie's tiny tits. That's about it here. *