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Pure Taboo 'An Appetite for Destruction' Review with Skylar Snow and Paige Owens

Skylar and Paige want to buy a house but the realator is quite bitchy and doesn't want to sell the house to them because they are lesbians.  Paige calls the realator a "fucking cunt".  When they don't get the house, Paige decides to respond by getting revenge on the realator and they decide to vandalize the house. The two dress up as thugs, Paige picks the lock, and the two start destruction of the house.  Like pure destruction of the things inside, and lots of spray paint.  It's a 35 min scene and it takes 10 minutes or so before they decide to get further revenge by having lesbian sex in the destroyed house. Skylar is such a babe. Thick and natural. Paige is much more naturally thin and this makes for a nice pairing. They kiss and strip in order to fuck all over the house. They kiss and finger themselves and soon both are squirting all over the pace.  It's not even remotely believable the amount of squirting they are doing.  I would much rather just watch these two fuck on a bed. I feel like I say that too much, buts it is true. 17 minutes in and the sex really starts. Skylar licks Paige, who has porn star mouth and won't shut up the whole time. Paige does have a really strong orgasm which is nice. But I don't need running dialog about her pussy.  To enhance her modern star reputation, Paige spits in Skylar's ass while she fingers her from behind.  And Skylar has non stop porn talk going on too.  Another nice orgasm ruined by shitty modern porn talk.  If were to say I was disappointed in this scene, it would be a massive understatement.  Skylar spits in Paige's ass and then she fingers Paige while she eats her ass.  Skylar rides Paige's face. With Paige non stop moaning and Skylar non stop porn talking. Skylar gets behind Paige for some fingering. Paige cums and squirts. And then they finger Skylar for another cum and some squirting of her own.  This has to be one of most dreadful scenes I have ever seen. Just terrible stuff but with two hot ladies and some decent orgasms. Again I ask, how good would this be if they just fucked on a bed and a acted like normal people?  *1/2

Girlsway 'Practice Interview' Review with Penny Pax and Athena Faris

A Mommy's Girl scene. It's hard for me to contemplate Penny as the MILF, but here we are. Penny is Athena's step mother.  Penny is dressed up while Athena is in a tight tube top and little shorts. Athena wants a summer job and Penny is helping her get her resume together. Penny asks what kind of jobs to list on Athena's resume and she lists blow jobs, hand jobs, and is willing to do rim jobs. Ha ha ha.  It's not often that porn humor makes me bust out laughing, but mission accomplished Athena.  Penny asks Athena to put on some interview appropriate clothes and she comes back in a very tight revealing dress.  Penny sends her back multiple times to put on more appropriate outfits. Athena ends up in a short skirt and no panties as she "always goes commando". Ha ha. Athena gets high marks here for being such an sex craved idiot. Penny asks Athena her strengths and Athena says everyone raves about her pussy eating.  Again I burst out laughing here. She is just absolutely cracking me up.  An exasperated Penny decides Athena should fuck her way to the top and decides she should start on her. Athena drops to her knees, lifts Penny's dress, and begins licking Penny's meaty pussy to a really fast orgasm.  Penny remarks she hasn't been fucked that good in so long. I wish this wasn't happening on a dining room table, my normal gripe. Athena has a killer body. Definitely one of the hotter ones during my MDEC reviews.  I never much care for mommy talk.  Nor background moaning (Athena does a lot of this) and narration. And this scene has a little of all of it. But it definitely fun, and all of these traits are more tolerable here. The girls take turns licking each to nice cums.  Penny's thick body with her big boobs and fat pussy is always awesome to see. A long 69 with them lying on the bench to the dining room table. Athena wants to see Penny's face when she cums, and begins tribbing her on the bench.  This looks awesome.  Athena's boobs on top. Penny's boobs bouncing around on the bottom.  Athena cums and shakes hard. So much for seeing Penny cum. I am normally over step mother scenes, but the humor in this one really got me. Lots of porn tropes on display here too,  but none overwhelmed the main course of watching two hot girls fuck.  Would it be better on a bed!?  Of course.  Would it be better without the fake moans and mommy talk?  Of course. But still this was fun.  I probably rated this higher than I normally would, but the absurdity, humor and hot girls were a winner for me. ***1/2

Lesbian Truth or Dare 7 Scene 4 Review with Dana Vespoli and Aiden Starr

Scene 1 was a classic and reviewed here. And Scene 2 was just reviewed here.  Kara Price has just told a story about fucking Dani Daniels while in college. Dana and Aiden are quite turned on. And Sovereign Syre and London Keyes return after having just fucked upstairs, with big smiles on their faces.  Everyone leaves and Dana and Aiden are left on their own and the talk turns to loving someone without having to deal with men. Clearly they are into one another as they start flirting and soon are kissing on the couch.  The kissing is nice before they head to the bedroom.  Dana looks really hot and really young here. The hot kissing continues as they work to get each others clothes off. Aiden has really big firm natural boobs. Every time I see them I am always surprised they are real.  Aiden is eating Dana before Dana can even get her bra or dress off. She cums really quickly and giggles after when Aiden continues licking.  Aiden moves up and sits right on Dana's face. Her head and eyes rock back. Her rack looks huge and Dana reaches up to squeeze it. She cums fast too which was fun. And then Aiden starts grinding on Dana before licking her again. Aiden actually uses Dana's dress to pull Dana's pussy in to her face tighter. And Dana cums remarkably fast again.  Aiden then grinds her thigh on Dana's pussy getting Dana close again. Some kissing and then Aiden does more grinding, getting herself off. Another Aiden orgasm, this time from Dana's tongue. Aiden looks especially thick when lying back getting eaten.  Some more grinding, this time Dana on top.  And Dana finishes Aiden off with her fingers for a final Aiden cum.  And then Aiden licks Dana for a final cum for her.  I liked the somewhat frantic nature of this. I liked that everything happens quickly, which considering it's their first time and are extra turned on makes sense.  I appreciated their fast orgasms. And I liked they passionately kissed thoughout. What I disliked was Dana's dress stayed bunched around her waist.  And my common complaint in that they moved a bit too confidently for first times.  But still a good scene.  ***1/2