Lesbian Step-Daughters 7 Review
This is a typical step-daughters movie. Filled with lots of completely unrealistic scenarios. But let's be honest. How many porn scenarios are actually realistic? A bonus is that we get a non Serene Siren Older/Younger movie. And also a nice bonus, this isn't full of mommy talk. Nothing does less for me than the typical "eat mommy's pussy like a good girl" type of comments. There is some of it in that last scene, but as a whole, at least the whole movie isn't filled with it. With that all said, this movie fucking sucked. There were some things I liked, but as a whole, fuck this fucking movie. I want to take it and drop it off a tall building.Of all the movie reviews I have done here, I think maybe one or two of the MDEC episodes were really poor. But almost everything I have watched had at least one scene I could recommend or say that I enjoyed. This pile of trash offered absolutely nothing. I am sure there the internet is filled with the usual cheerleader types for this. But this whole movie makes me question if I really want to review anything modern that GFF continues to put out. I am eventually going to review the two 'My Dad's Lesbian Lover', but honestly I am not eager at this point to take on.
Lana Violet and Juniper Ren
Off the bat let me start out by saying Lana is so hot. Mature and natural. An absolutely gorgeous Filipina. Way too many of the mothers in these series don't meet this simple criteria. I was a fan of hers when I saw her much younger self in videos back in the day. And am a now a big fan of current Lana, af least from a looks perspective. She has massive issues from a performance perspective, but we will get to that.
Juniper's father and Lana are having issues. He went onto Lana's computer and found some step-daughter porn. So he bugged out. And Juniper loves Lana and doesn't want anything to happen. But she also is into Lana sexually and later is seen masterbating thinking about Lana. She decides to fuck Lana that night before her father takes her away. Juniper enters Lana's room wearing a bra and tiny shorts. Juniper gets Lana to admit she has feelings and wants to fuck Juniper as well. So this of course leads to a kiss.
The kissing is very soft and natural. Perhaps not as overly passionate as you might expect two people who have been longing for one another. But very sensual and loving. Their tops come off and their small boobs are spectacular. Juniper is almost completely flat with cherry nipples. Lana has handfuls with dark brown nipples. The only issue here is that they have started porn talk. It's not outrageous. But it's ongoing.
Lana pulls off Juniper's panties and drops multiple big spitballs in her ass and pussy. This started well but as devolved into all the tropes of modern porn I dislike. For instance, after Lana spits in Juniper she remarks about how deep her finger goes inside her, then how wet Juniper is, and how much Juniper's pussy is clenching her finger. And Juniper has to remark about how she can feel Lana's finger go in and out of her. No one can just fill the scene with breathing anymore. This constant narration bullshit ruins a nice scene.
Juniper fingers (with a few licks) Lana to a nice orgasm. Lana is lying back against the headboard and she grinds her hips into Juniper'd fingers. Of course Juniper moans the whole time too. Lana gets behind Juniper and works two fingers in. This is a lovely view. And eventually results in a nice orgasm for Juniper. But also running dialog the whole time. "I can feel your pussy juices running down my fingers" as one example.
They start a 69 and Juniper is constantly fake moaning and Lana continues to narrate and spit. And then more spitting as Lana gets on top to trib. Lana on top is a glorious view I should say. But they do a close up and you can see their pussies aren't even touching. It's like each pussy next to the other. Not sure why they would continue to show a closeup of that.
They end with Lana licking Juniper again. The same issues plague this as well. Juniper announces not that she is going to cum but that Lana is "going to make my pussy cum". I did like that they held hands for a bit here. But Juniper has to ask if her cum tastes good.
Lookswise this was great. Sex wise this was nice too. But if you can't stand the need for constant fake noise and narration, well then this was really bad. And I am probably being overgenerous here because I liked how it looked. **
Andie Anderson and Naomi Ryder
This is a thick girl with enhanced boob matchup. Naomi is in bed recovering after getting her boobs done. Step-mom Andie is supportive while her natural mom doesn't approve and will be appalled when she finds out. And Naomi's mother actually hates Andie. Meanwhile Andie is wearing slow cut dress flaunting her paid for boobs. Andie helps take the bandages off Naomi so they can "see the new you". My critique of the new boobs is that Naomi's new boobs are way too big for her tiny nipples. And the nipples seem too high on the boob. And my critique of the scene is that no way Naomi is taking her bandages off for the first time and jumping into bed to fuck. It's a shame that Naomi didn't stay natural because thicker girls with smaller boobs are always a delight and a treat. Anyway ....
Andie is spending extra time feeling Naomi's new boobs. And tells Naomi they should try to feel closer since both her natural parents will be annoyed at this. Which of course leads to a kiss. Kind of erotic slow kissing which I like.
Meanwhile Andie has absolutely huge enhancements that don't look natural in the slightest. But as I said at the start, both girls are thick and to me that makes the scene interesting, fake boobs be damned. Andie proceeds very slowly kissing and feeling Naomi before she gets to her pussy and proceeds to drop a big loogie in it. The oral is very slow and sensual. And then Andie spits in Naomi's pussy again. The oral here is nice. Slow and deliberate. And Naomi announces she is cumming, which is nice.
Naomi asks to see Andie's beautiful ass and then decides to have her own spit fest into Andie's ass and pussy. By this point they are both fake moaning (although not excessively) and Naomi is narrating (only a little though) too. Even though I am not a fan of fake boobs, if these two just had sex and weren't setting out to make a porn scene, it might be great. But to me this scene has gone off the rails. What started nice, has turned into sadly ... modern porn.
They 69 and it looks nice with those thick bodies lying on top of one another. Andie has a really long orgasm that is very nice. I mean one of the longest "I'm cumming" and then sequence of moans you will ever hear. Naomi is underneath sucking on Andie's clit and she must have really gotten the job done.
Andie gets behind Naomi and rubs her body. A nice view here, especially of Naomi's shaved pussy. Andie is very tender here with her step-daughter. No orgasm here but kind of a nice moment. They trade roles, this time with Naomi fingering Andie. She adds another big drool of spit to Andie's pussy. Naomi climbs up to ride Andie's face. In a literal laugh out loud moment, Andie is moaning louder than Naomi. Seriously what the fuck! Naomi has a really nice orgasm here. And then she rubs her own clit and cums again. She is moaning much louder than Andie at this point.
This could have been so much better. I mean the fake tits were too much for me. But if they got rid of the porn tropes and just had some tender sex, it might have been really fun. Alas it wasn't meant to be. *1/2
Crystal Clark and Willow Ryder
Willow and Crystal are lovers. Willow's dad has just re appeared into her life. And as it turns out Crystal's ex husband is Willow's father. After Willow has had a moment to digest, the two can now get ready to fuck.
I like Crystal with her glasses. I think she looked better without her fake boobs. But she still is a babe. And Willow look amazing. She appears to be tall with a nice thick body and small natural boobs. She is also African American so this makes a nice interracial scene. I was hoping this would be the first great Crystal scene I had reviewed but she is just too much of a modern porn star for me to really get into her.
Really good kissing to start as Willow forgives Crystal for hiding that secret from her. Slowly and sensually they kiss and remove clothing. Tops/Dresses come off and boobs get sucked. Crystal's bottoms and Willows panties come off. Willow gets on her knees so Crystal can finger her. Of course Crystal spits right in Willow's asshole multiple times ... because that is what porn stars do in 2025 I suppose. Willow cums from this attention although it isn't much of an orgasm. Crystal on the other hand has a slightly more demonstrative orgasm from Willow fingering her and licking her clit. Crystal grabs at the sheets and pillows which I love to see, before cumming.
Willow has a full hairy bush going on. Not my favorite look if I am being honest. Crystal can't just eat Willow's pussy. She has to slurp at it like it's a bowl of water and she just crossed the desert. I can't express how much this annoys me. Can't people just fuck like normal humans anymore?
Willow tribs Crystal but not before spitting in her pussy. She sucks Crystal toes while riding her. They end with a long 69. Again Crystal doesn't eat pussy for Willow's pleasure. She does it for the microphone. She also spends a fair amount of time twerking while on top. Eventually they each have an orgasm here, Crystal from Willow licking, and Willow from Crystal rubbing her clit.
I am not going to say this was bad. But scenes like this are most definitely not for me. **
Natalia Starr and Rissa May
Rissa is wearing lingerie and having a pillow fight with Natalia, who is also in lingerie. These are incredibly busty ladies and they are bouncing all over the place here. Rissa touches Natalia and Natalia rebukes her. Apparantly they fucked in the past, but Natalia doesn't want to ruin her marriage. Rissa is persistent and soon wears Natalia down. She accomplishes this by asking Natalia to rub lotion on her. Once Natalia touches Rissa's big boobs, you can tell the gig is up. Natalia says this can only happen one more time. Yeah right.
So they both look killer in their lingerie. Nice and thick with really big boobs, although Natalia's are enhanced. Natalia isn't that much older than Rissa so those isn't the standard step mother scene. They move into the bed room and are kissing by a window so lots of natural light.
As a side note, what adult actually has a pillow fight? This story is beyond stupid.
As soon as Natalia's bra is off, she starts with the porn talk. Talking about Rissa's mouth on her boobs. Talking about she is such a good "step-mommy". About how Rissa is a good girl. Etc, etc. Lots of titty talk too. So while this looks good, turn the volume down if this shit drives you crazy like it does for me. And for the record, when I say it looks really good, I mean it looks really fucking good. Beautiful girls. Great lighting. The works.
Natalia ends up on her knees and and Rissa rubs Natalia's clit while licking Natalia's ass. Natalia of course feels the need to twerk here and to talk about her tight pussy. I hate porn narration and Natalia has an extreme case of this horrible disease. Ha ha. She doesn't shut up about her clit. Her pussy. How wet she is. Words can't adequately convey how much Natalia has ruined this scene for me. They are also both fake moaning non stop. Rissa moans as her panties are taken off. Seriously. What the fuck.
They get into a 69. With both talking the whole way. Natalia decides to lie back and Rissa eats her. Spits in her. Slurps on her. And Natalia talks the whole time. This scene started so well with them in lingerie looking amazing. And then it got worse and worse. Natalia tells Rissa "Your dad can never make me cum like this!" And about a million other things. She does not shut up! Fuck this scene.
Look I get I may be on an island. I get lots of people like scenes like this. I hate them. I just want to watch people fuck like they are real people. Not like this.
They scissor. Natalie eats Rissa. And she talks non stop too. And Natalie feels the need to spit in Rissa's pussy. Rissa rubs Natalie while Natalie sits in her lap. But honestly my recap is done. I can't stand writing about this just like I couldn't stand watching it. I hated it with the heat of a million suns. I liked the lingerie shots at the beginning. Natalie has a nice orgasm at the end. Giving it a star based on that alone. *
Awards:
- Best Mother - While I didn't really love any of the performances, I really liked Lana from a looks perspective. So she wins over Crystal.
- Best Step Daughter - No one stood out here either. All the daughters seemed to relish into doing all the crap I hate. But going to award this to Willow.
- Hottest - It is not often that award this to a mother, but Lana gets my vote over Crystal, Juniper, and Rissa. Special shout out though to Rissa and her big naturals!
- Best Scene - Again, dire selections but Lana and Juniper.
- Best Story - I liked actually liked the Lana and Juniper story, with Lana watching step-daughter porn. The other three stories were all just not anything I thought were very good.
- Best Moment - I will go with a more tender moment, Lana and Juniper holding hands during sex. To be honest most of the porn talk, spitting, etc turned me off. This wins over Natalia and Rissa in their lingerie and also kissing by the window, because ... well ... because I fucking hated that scene. And Andie's really long "I'm cumming" that seemed to last 10 seconds or so gets a shout out too.
- Favorite Performer - No one? I guess awarding this to Lana just based on looks. Not really based on performance.
Scenes:
- Lana Violet and Juniper Ren **
- Andie Anderson and Naomi Ryder *1/2
- Crystal Clark and Willow Ryder **
- Natalia Starr and Rissa May *















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