Friday, February 28, 2025

Quick Hits 29

Shyla Loves Girls Scene 1 Review with Shyla Jennings and Sarah Luvv

I reviewed a previous scene from this video here. My general comments were incredibly hot women but a rather bland and short scene. The rating was inflated by my lustful feelings towards both.  My site here is filled with Shyla reviews. The all say the same thing, I think she has the best boobs I have ever seen, and she usually had absolutely killer scenes (she is the queen of the 4.5 to 4.75 rating). And every time I see Sarah, I think to myself ... watch more Sarah.  An absolute killer body. It could rival Shyla's and Lily LaBeau's as one of my favorites. They start with the typical interview segment (conducted by director Dana Vespoli) and Shyla confirms that she really likes girls. Ha ha. She says penis is ok but for her it is all about the women. She has on some nice pink lingerie and she really looks great.  And Shyla remarks how excited she is to work with Sarah.  Next up is  Sarah in her own set of lingerie and looking killer. Her nipple is popping out of her bra (just awesome). So 10 mins of interview leaving only 20 mins for the sex. Shyla jumps on top of Sarah while she is being interviewed and says she is going to eat her vagina. There is definitely a fun level of playfulness here that often isn't in a scene. It's really enjoyable. Some kissing and rubbing their hands over each others bodies. I think the two are pretty horned up because Sarah's hand is almost immediately inside Shyla's bottoms.  Bras are quickly off and I will forever be in love with the boobs in this scene.  Both their size and the color contrast of nipple to boob is just perfect for me. Shyla licks Sarah first.  A side view of Sarah shoes off her incredible boobs while Shyla licks her.  Some absolute fantastic tongue action from Shyla and Sarah has an incredible orgasm. Her body convulses as she pulls Shyla in harder. They flip roles and Sarah eats Shyla to a body shaking and sheet grabbing cum.  This wasn't the typical Shyla "yeah yeah yeah" orgasm. Sarah sits on Shyla's for an all time incredible view, with her boobs looking especially amazing in this view.  More absolute savage tongue work from Shyla absolutely attacking Sarah's clit.  Sarah tells us she is going to "cum so hard" and then basically falls down since she can't stay vertical any longer. They kiss as Sarah is breathless.  I remember watching my first Shyla Loves Girls scene with Scarlet Red and being a bit underwhelmed.  This on the other hand was awesome. Reminds me of Carter Cruise and Jessie Andrews of being a great interview and staged sex scene.  I absolutely adored this. If it had been about 10 mins longer it would have been perfect. ****1/2





Lesbian Triangles 30 Scene 3 Review with Tara Morgan and Aubrey Star 

Scene starts with Mindi Mink talking about events from Lesbian Triangles 29 as if they are happening in the future.  And then scene shifts to present day and Aubrey is back from Gracie Glam's graduation.  I do enjoy some continuity between videos. Aubrey talks to Tara and Samantha Hayes about all the lesbian sex during Lesbian Triangles 29.  Mindi listens in from the other room. In an obvious setup, Mindi will have sex with Samantha in the next scene. Mindi and her typical shennighans encourages lesbian talk and then action amongst the girls. All the sex talk and forced kissing gets Tara and Aubrey hot and they head off to a bedroom to experiment some.  There isn't much experimenting as they almost instantly start stripping and feeling each other.  Tara has one of the absolute best all natural bodies.   Within minutes Aubrey has her legs spread and Tara is ravenously licking her.  Aubrey has a beautiful shaved pussy that looks awesome. Tara gets two fingers in and makes Aubrey cum really fast. Tara lies back and Aubrey licks and rubs her to a quick orgasm.  And then another. This is hot intense sex. But also bears no correlation to the story at hand, that these are supposed to be high school girls gone off to experiment. Tara is now talking like a porn star too. The sun also starts shining through a window at this time making Tara hard to see.  Ha ha. Great GFF editing there. But Tara's great tits can't hide the fact that this a dreadful performance.  She went from so shy in the other room to full on porn star in like 10 minutes. This is one of the most egregious performances I have ever seen. This transformation goes from being so nervous to kiss someone to screaming "give me that pussy" in a matter of moments.  Shyla Jennings always goes from shy virgin to having great sex and it never feels out of place.  So GFF directors are capable of doing scenes like that.  Shyla circa 2012 to 2015 or so could make me suspend my disbelief that I am watching someone's first time. This came nowhere close to that. I am a simple person who appreciates basic logic. And this has none of it. Anyway back to this scene, they finger each other and they trib. Some licking as well but it mostly fingers.  Lots of orgasms. Lots of hot views.  But this scene lost me.  If you just want some hot girls having porn star sex, watch this scene. But as a whole it kind of sucked. **




Lesbian Adventures: Older Women Younger Girls 7 Scene 1 Review with Julia Ann and Jodi Taylor 

Jodi comes home upset after cheer practice.  She quit the team because she blew a spot the previous season and is in her room upset. The coach Julia comes over to see and console her. Julia convinces her to come back and they soon are kissing.  Some really nice kissing leads to Jodi being on top of Julia and grinding on while both are fully clothed. The grinding intensifies as Jodi rubs Julia over her pants and Jodi takes her top off.  Lots of groping and touching before Julia evemtually begins licking and rubbing Jodi's pussy eventually making Jodi cum.  There is a little too much giggling and familiarity here between the two for the scenario.  I don't think it this situation occurred in real life they would be laughing and joking about pubic hair. Instead they would just be into each other. Julia rides Jodi's face and her big implants are on full display here.  Jodi licks and eats Julia with a lot of gusto but it doesn't last long. Julia finger bangs Jodi, who calls her "Coach".   I love Jodi's body, with her small tits and big nipples. And she looks great being fingered to a stronger orgasm than her first.  Jodi licks Julia and she starts screaming and has her own big cum. Clearly the two don't care about Jodi's stepmom (director Dana Vespoli) being in the house.  They end with Jodi on top tribbing and the bed squeaking like mad.  I like Jodi's boobs here and so does Julia, who pulls hard on a nipple. Jodi cums again before the kiss to end the scene.  This was nice sex. Good looking girls. But I didn't like all the familiarity between the two and it stopped being a seduction scene early and just became a porn scene between two actresses.   So that takes it down a touch. ***







Thursday, February 27, 2025

DK Reviews a Random Scene 334

Cheer Squad Sleepovers 12 Scene 2 Review with Alice Marsh and Eva Lovia

Alice may have the puffiest nipples in all of porn. Definitely from all the actresses in all the scenes I have reviewed here.  Her small boobs and puffy nipples are such an amazing combo. But she seems so innocent that sometimes I can't get into her scenes.  Luckily for me this scene is great and Alice's innocence works out nicely in this one. 

One more note, Eva is an absolute babe herself.   What a combo of looks, sexy body, and pure magic with regards to sex. 

Stepsisters Alice and Eva are listening to older system Channel Preston have lesbian sex through their bedroom wall. Both are wearing their cheerleader outfits, so I guess that allows them to be in this movie.  Ha ha. Seriously the lack of creativity sometimes is really mind blowing.  Just put the actress in a cheer outfit and call it Cheer Squad Sleepovers.  I questions, if they are sisters and live together, not sure why they would have different cheer uniforms on either.  They would presumably go to the same school.  But I should stop applying real world logic to porn. 

Alice asks if that is what lesbians really do (what they were listening through the wall). So it is up to Eva to show her.  Alice thinks she is a lesbian but has never kissed a girl.  So Eva has her close her eyes and kisses her. 

This is in the standard GFF teen bedroom of the time. Probably dozens of CSSO and other film scenes shot in this room.  

Very tentative kissing to start.  I appreciate the tentativeness they have built into this. Eva takes Alice's hands and places them on her good bits. First her boobs. Then her panties.  Then, finally Eva places Alice's hand inside her panties. It's a pretty hot view of the girls kissing in their uniforms while Alice vigorously rubs Eva's pussy.  There is no tenderness there, Alice is just aggressive in her rubbing.   Like it was her first time. 

Eva strips Alice, and there is the first appearance of Alice's magnificent nipples!!  Eva rubs Alice over Alice's panties and then inside them. Alice is almost quickly cumming. But this is mostly a tease from Eva as she stops right before and makes Alice lick her fingers.  Eva begins licking Alice, and Alice begins gripping the sheets almost immediately.  Alice cums quickly although in fairness it isn't much of an orgasm. 

Eva has a killer body herself and she allows Alice to explore it next. It's is nice view of the pale tiny titties Alice versus the much darker complexion Eva (with much bigger boobs although still natural and not extra large).  Alice spends some time rubbing Eva's pussy and then lowers herself down for her first taste.  Alice is a fast learner as she soon gets Eva off. Eva's body looks immense as she is lying back and being eaten. Her boobs are spectacular. Eventually she gets them done, but here she is just amazing all natural.  Look at the attached pictures!  Why on earth would she ever have these beauties enhanced?

Another round of oral on Alice with some close ups of her nipples.  Another lighting fast orgasm for Alice follows.  I have to say that was pretty awesome. And makes sense for a teen girl so turned on by it being her first time to cum that fast. 

Eva grinds on Alice and again the body contrasts are amazing. Eva goes very slow at first and then intensifies and Alice cums again!  Eva guides Alice on top of her to trib, and they both cum almost immediately.  It looks amazing too. Alice takes a brief break and then starts again. I thought they both might cum again, but it only lasts a few moments before they kiss and cuddle to end the scene. Eva tells her she is "totally a lesbian". 

I completely dug this.  Is the sex here anyway realistic for a first time teen girl?  Of course not.  But Alice was great portraying the awkwardness that would be associated with someone's first time and Eva was great leading her along.  Alice was perfectly awkward and dorky at times which in my view enhanced the storyline.  The contrasts in skin tone were great. Each girl looked amazing.  Honestly this is so much better than most porn videos of this ilk, with teens experimenting or having their first times.  The sex alone doesn't warrant this high a rating, but the whole package does. ****1/4





























Wednesday, February 26, 2025

Lesbian Step-Daughters 7 Review

Lesbian Step-Daughters 7 Review

This is a typical step-daughters movie.  Filled with lots of completely unrealistic scenarios. But let's be honest. How many porn scenarios are actually realistic?   A bonus is that we get a non Serene Siren Older/Younger movie.  And also a nice bonus, this isn't full of mommy talk. Nothing does less for me than the typical "eat mommy's pussy like a good girl" type of comments. There is some of it in that last scene, but as a whole, at least the whole movie isn't filled with it.  With that all said, this movie fucking sucked. There were some things I liked, but as a whole, fuck this fucking movie. I want to take it and drop it off a tall building. 

Of all the movie reviews I have done here, I think maybe one or two of the MDEC episodes were really poor.  But almost everything I have watched had at least one scene I could recommend or say that I enjoyed.  This pile of trash offered absolutely nothing.  I am sure there the internet is filled with the usual cheerleader types for this.  But this whole movie makes me question if I really want to review anything modern that GFF continues to put out.  I am eventually going to review the two 'My Dad's Lesbian Lover', but honestly I am not eager at this point to take on. 

Lana Violet and Juniper Ren

Off the bat let me start out by saying Lana is so hot. Mature and natural.  An absolutely gorgeous Filipina. Way too many of the mothers in these series don't meet this simple criteria.  I was a fan of hers when I saw her much younger self in videos back in the day. And am a now a big fan of current Lana, af least from a looks perspective.  She has massive issues from a performance perspective, but we will get to that.  

Juniper's father and Lana are having issues. He went onto Lana's computer and found some step-daughter porn.  So he bugged out.  And Juniper loves Lana and doesn't want anything to happen. But she also is into Lana sexually and later is seen masterbating thinking about Lana.  She decides to fuck Lana that night before her father takes her away.  Juniper enters Lana's room wearing a bra and tiny shorts. Juniper gets Lana to admit she has feelings and wants to fuck Juniper as well.  So this of course leads to a kiss. 

The kissing is very soft and natural. Perhaps not as overly passionate as you might expect two people who have been longing for one another. But very sensual and loving.   Their tops come off and their small boobs are spectacular.  Juniper is almost completely flat with cherry nipples.  Lana has handfuls with dark brown nipples. The only issue here is that they have started porn talk.  It's not outrageous. But it's ongoing. 

Lana pulls off Juniper's panties and drops multiple big spitballs in her ass and pussy.   This started well but as devolved into all the tropes of modern porn I dislike. For instance, after Lana spits in Juniper she remarks about how deep her finger goes inside her, then how wet Juniper is, and how much Juniper's pussy is clenching her finger. And Juniper has to remark about how she can feel Lana's finger go in and out of her.  No one can just fill the scene with breathing anymore.  This constant narration bullshit ruins a nice scene. 

Juniper fingers (with a few licks) Lana to a nice orgasm.  Lana is lying back against the headboard and she grinds her hips into Juniper'd fingers. Of course Juniper moans the whole time too.  Lana gets behind Juniper and works two fingers in.  This is a lovely view. And eventually results in a nice orgasm for Juniper.  But also running dialog the whole time.  "I can feel your pussy juices running down my fingers" as one example. 

They start a 69 and Juniper is constantly fake moaning and Lana continues to narrate and spit.  And then more spitting as Lana gets on top to trib.  Lana on top is a glorious view I should say. But they do a close up and you can see their pussies aren't even touching. It's like each pussy next to the other. Not sure why they would continue to show a closeup of that.  

They end with Lana licking Juniper again. The same issues plague this as well. Juniper announces not that she is going to cum but that Lana is "going to make my pussy cum".  I did like that they held hands for a bit here. But Juniper has to ask if her cum tastes good. 

Lookswise this was great.  Sex wise this was nice too.  But if you can't stand the need for constant fake noise and narration, well then this was really bad. And I am probably being overgenerous here because I liked how it looked.  **





Andie Anderson and Naomi Ryder

This is a thick girl with enhanced boob matchup. Naomi is in bed recovering after getting her boobs done.  Step-mom Andie is supportive while her natural mom doesn't approve and will be appalled when she finds out. And Naomi's mother actually hates Andie. Meanwhile Andie is wearing slow cut dress flaunting her paid for boobs. Andie helps take the bandages off Naomi so they can "see the new you".  My critique of the new boobs is that Naomi's new boobs are way too big for her tiny nipples.  And the nipples seem too high on the boob.  And my critique of the scene is that no way Naomi is taking her bandages off for the first time and jumping into bed to fuck.  It's a shame that Naomi didn't stay natural because thicker girls with smaller boobs are always a delight and a treat. Anyway ....

Andie is spending extra time feeling Naomi's new boobs. And tells Naomi they should try to feel closer since both her natural parents will be annoyed at this. Which of course leads to a kiss.  Kind of erotic slow kissing which I like. 

Meanwhile Andie has absolutely huge enhancements that don't look natural in the slightest.  But as I said at the start, both girls are thick and to me that makes the scene interesting, fake boobs be damned.  Andie proceeds very slowly kissing and feeling Naomi before she gets to her pussy and proceeds to drop a big loogie in it.  The oral is very slow and sensual. And then Andie spits in Naomi's pussy again. The oral here is nice. Slow and deliberate. And Naomi announces she is cumming, which is nice.  

Naomi asks to see Andie's beautiful ass and then decides to have her own spit fest into Andie's ass and pussy.  By this point they are both fake moaning (although not excessively) and Naomi is narrating (only a little though) too. Even though I am not a fan of fake boobs, if these two just had sex and weren't setting out to make a porn scene, it might be great. But to me this scene has gone off the rails. What started nice, has turned into sadly ... modern porn. 

They 69 and it looks nice with those thick bodies lying on top of one another. Andie has a really long orgasm that is very nice. I mean one of the longest "I'm cumming" and then sequence of moans you will ever hear.  Naomi is underneath sucking on Andie's clit and she must have really gotten the job done.  

Andie gets behind Naomi and rubs her body.  A nice view here, especially of Naomi's shaved pussy.  Andie is very tender here with her step-daughter.  No orgasm here but kind of a nice moment.  They trade roles, this time with Naomi fingering Andie. She adds another big drool of spit to Andie's pussy.  Naomi climbs up to ride Andie's face. In a literal laugh out loud moment, Andie is moaning louder than Naomi. Seriously what the fuck!  Naomi has a really nice orgasm here.  And then she rubs her own clit and cums again. She is moaning much louder than Andie at this point.  

This could have been so much better.  I mean the fake tits were too much for me.  But if they got rid of the porn tropes and just had some tender sex, it might have been really fun. Alas it wasn't meant to be. *1/2



Crystal Clark and Willow Ryder 

Willow and Crystal are lovers. Willow's dad has just re appeared into her life. And as it turns out Crystal's ex husband is Willow's father.  After Willow has had a moment to digest, the two can now get ready to fuck. 

I like Crystal with her glasses. I think she looked better without her fake boobs. But she still is a babe. And Willow look amazing. She appears to be tall  with a nice thick body and small natural boobs. She is also African American so this makes a nice interracial scene.  I was hoping this would be the first great Crystal scene I had reviewed but she is just too much of a modern porn star for me to really get into her. 

Really good kissing to start as Willow forgives Crystal for hiding that secret from her.  Slowly and sensually they kiss and remove clothing.  Tops/Dresses come off and boobs get sucked. Crystal's bottoms and Willows panties come off. Willow gets on her knees so Crystal can finger her.  Of course Crystal spits right in Willow's asshole multiple times ... because that is what porn stars do in 2025 I suppose.  Willow cums from this attention although it isn't much of an orgasm.  Crystal on the other hand has a slightly more demonstrative orgasm from Willow fingering her and licking her clit. Crystal grabs at the sheets and pillows which I love to see, before cumming. 

Willow has a full hairy bush going on. Not my favorite look if I am being honest.  Crystal can't just eat Willow's pussy. She has to slurp at it like it's a bowl of water and she just crossed the desert.  I can't express how much this annoys me. Can't people just fuck like normal humans anymore? 

Willow tribs Crystal but not before spitting in her pussy. She sucks Crystal toes while riding her.  They end with a long 69. Again Crystal doesn't eat pussy for Willow's pleasure. She does it for the microphone.  She also spends a fair amount of time twerking while on top.  Eventually they each have an orgasm here, Crystal from Willow licking, and Willow from Crystal rubbing her clit.  

I am not going to say this was bad.  But scenes like this are most definitely not for me. **



Natalia Starr and Rissa May

Rissa is wearing lingerie and having a pillow fight with Natalia, who is also in lingerie.  These are incredibly busty ladies and they are bouncing all over the place here.  Rissa touches Natalia and Natalia rebukes her. Apparantly they fucked in the past, but Natalia doesn't want to ruin her marriage.  Rissa is persistent and soon wears Natalia down.  She accomplishes this by asking Natalia to rub lotion on her. Once Natalia touches Rissa's big boobs, you can tell the gig is up.  Natalia says this can only happen one more time.  Yeah right.  

So they both look killer in their lingerie. Nice and thick with really big boobs, although Natalia's are enhanced.  Natalia isn't that much older than Rissa so those isn't the standard step mother scene. They move into the bed room and are kissing by a window so lots of natural light.  

As a side note, what adult actually has a pillow fight?  This story is beyond stupid. 

As soon as Natalia's bra is off, she starts with the porn talk. Talking about Rissa's mouth on her boobs.  Talking about she is such a good "step-mommy". About how Rissa is a good girl. Etc, etc.  Lots of titty talk too.  So while this looks good, turn the volume down if this shit drives you crazy like it does for me.  And for the record, when I say it looks really good, I mean it looks really fucking good. Beautiful girls. Great lighting.  The works. 

Natalia ends up on her knees and and Rissa rubs Natalia's clit while licking Natalia's ass. Natalia of course feels the need to twerk here and to talk about her tight pussy. I hate porn narration and Natalia has an extreme case of this horrible disease. Ha ha. She doesn't shut up about her clit. Her pussy.  How wet she is. Words can't adequately convey how much Natalia has ruined this scene for me.  They are also both fake moaning non stop. Rissa moans as her panties are taken off. Seriously. What the fuck. 

They get into a 69.  With both talking the whole way.  Natalia decides to lie back and Rissa eats her.  Spits in her.  Slurps on her. And Natalia talks the whole time.  This scene started so well with them in lingerie looking amazing. And then it got worse and worse. Natalia tells Rissa "Your dad can never make me cum like this!"  And about a million other things. She does not shut up!  Fuck this scene. 

Look I get I may be on an island. I get lots of people like scenes like this. I hate them. I just want to watch people fuck like they are real people. Not like this.  

They scissor.  Natalie eats Rissa. And she talks non stop too. And Natalie feels the need to spit in Rissa's pussy. Rissa rubs Natalie while Natalie sits in her lap.  But honestly my recap is done. I can't stand writing about this just like I couldn't stand watching it. I hated it with the heat of a million suns. I liked the lingerie shots at the beginning. Natalie has a nice orgasm at the end. Giving it a star based on that alone. *




Overall:  I just don't have it in me to offer much if a recap here.  It sucked.  I hated it.  Fuck this movie. And the following awards were no easy task either.  

Awards:

  • Best Mother - While I didn't really love any of the performances, I really liked Lana from a looks perspective.    So she wins over Crystal.  
  • Best Step Daughter - No one stood out here either.  All the daughters seemed to relish into doing all the crap I hate.  But going to award this to Willow. 
  • Hottest - It is not often that award this to a mother, but Lana gets my vote over Crystal, Juniper, and Rissa.  Special shout out though to Rissa and her big naturals!
  • Best Scene - Again, dire selections but Lana and Juniper.  
  • Best Story -  I liked actually liked the Lana and Juniper story, with Lana watching step-daughter porn.  The other three stories were all just not anything I thought were very good.  
  • Best Moment - I will go with a more tender moment, Lana and Juniper holding hands during sex.  To be honest most of the porn talk, spitting, etc turned me off.  This wins over Natalia and Rissa in their lingerie and also kissing by the window, because ... well  ... because I fucking hated that scene.  And Andie's really long "I'm cumming" that seemed to last 10 seconds or so gets a shout out too.  
  • Favorite Performer - No one?  I guess awarding this to Lana just based on looks.  Not really based on performance.  

Scenes:

  • Lana Violet and Juniper Ren **
  • Andie Anderson and Naomi Ryder *1/2
  • Crystal Clark and Willow Ryder **
  • Natalia Starr and Rissa May *