DK Reviews a Random Scene 209

Lesbian Cheer Squad Chronicles - Secrets Out Scene 4 Review with Maya Kendrick and Isabella Nice

I have a lot to say about his one.  Not very much of it good. I reviewed Scene 2 here.  I thought Scene 2 was excellent albiet a little too short.  But I want to reiterate something I pointed out in that first review.  To me 35 mins is the sweet spot for a scene.  5 mins of story/intro.  And then 30 mins of sex tied to the story.  If you have long time friends who have lusted after one another, the sex should be extremely passionate.  First timers, it should have some awkwardness.  Someone being corerced or black mailed, a hint of submissiveness.  Over the top scenarios are fine or even better.  But tie the sex to the story!   I seem to say this almost every review I do here. If someone is shy or nervous they should not be fucking like porn stars almost instantly.  And this scene fails that premise in spectacular fashion. 

I understand most people are watching porn just for the sex.  But to that end I retort then why bother with the story?  If the story isn't important, why does almost every scene have one?

Isabella was in the MDEC.  She was stuck partnered with Kylie Kingston and thus was never going to have a good scene. 

Isabella is sleeping when Maya comes home from Cheer Camp that Isabella skipped the day.  Isabella is depressed. She got dumped by her girlfriend from a rival cheer squad with who she shared her first kiss with.  Isabella is a babe. I love her body.   And I dig Maya's body too. Maya admits she is a lesbian and has feelings for Isabella. They almost immediately then start kissing.  And then waste no time stripping down. They sure don’t seem like shy depressed high school cheerleaders anymore.   That was just terrible, and my main issue with the scene.  They didn’t even ease there way into anything.  Isabella went from depressed and only having kissed a girl to stripping her best friend in literally 1-2 minutes.

Maya’s panties are off and boy is she wet.  Isabella eats for a moment before they swap roles.   Maya sadly feels the need to spit multiple time in Isabella’s pussy. Maybe if they weren’t rushing though things there wouldn’t be the need for that as Isabella would already be wet.  They get into a 69 and then rush into a tribbing session. This is crazy how fast they are just tearing though things.  No real passion. No orgasms.  And also to note (and to sound like a broken record), this is supposed to be a first time scene.  Are you telling me within like 8 minutes of your first sexual encounter, you would have rushed through all of this stuff and Isabella would be tribbing?  That moments after kissing your long time crush you are busy exploring her asshole>

They finger each other.  They lick each other. But this is really whack.  If you told me Dana Vespoli was the worst porn director of all time I wouldn’t argue. No one that I have watched has directed more completely underwhelming scenes than she has.  You have two hot girls here who have sex ADHD and can’t do anything even remotely sensual here

At one point while Isabella is licking Maya, she says “you are going to make me cum” and then …. nothing. 

Isabella gets back on her hands and knees and Maya licks her ass and rubs her clit.  Finally Isabella’s eyes roll back and she says she is going to cum. If she does cum though, it isn’t apparent  Maya half rides Isabella’s face, half does a 69. This looks great. And it seems Maya finally has a big orgasm. 

The story made no sense compared to the action.  Horrible directing.   Each girl looks great. I mean really looked great.  If it weren't for their looks, this would be a big fat dud. Beyond their looks,  I don’t have anything else positive to say about this one. *1/2

DK Reviews a Random Scene 208

Pure Taboo / Girlsway Infidelity Clause Review with Evelyn Claire and Candice Dare

A Pure Taboo video available as a partner video on the Girlsway site.

Candice's husband suspects her of cheating and hires private investigator Evelyn to try and determine if there is infidelity. If Evelyn can prove Candice is unfaithful, the prenup  will be waived. So Evelyn sets out to prove Candice is cheating.  She watches her leave yoga.  Watches her in a coffe shop where she sees she is looking at some sort of lesbian website in her web browser. Evelyn goes to her yoga class and then follows her to the coffee shop again. Candice looks so amazing and is such is a babe. She is in a tight tight dress.  She has such a beautiful face.  Plus she has a hot body with small boobs with big nipples, and a big ass.  I am a huge fan!

Evelyn reports in to Candice's husband that she has no evidence, but thinks she is a lesbian. She intends to sleep with Candice in order to produce real evidence that she is cheating. After folliwng her to the coffee shop again, she tells Candice her "gaydar" is strong and suspects Candice liks girls.  ha ha.   Evelyn invites her back to her place.

She pulls Candice right to her couch and in no time they are kissing.  Evelyn strips to show she is naked under her dress. Candice is the epitome of what every mature porn star should be.  Natural.  Thick.  Completely sexy.   Evelyn looks good too.  Thin with nice small boobs.

Evelyn commands Candice to lie back and she will take care of her.  She sucks Candice's big nipples and then starts licking her pussy teasing her until she makes Candice beg to cum, after which she has a massive orgasm.  They swap roles as Candice is excited to taste her first pussy.  First she spends a lot of time on Evelyn's boobs and eventually makes her way to Evelyn's pussy. If I have a minor complaint here, it is Evelyn is talkng a bit too much.  Mostly men bashing ("you can’t do that with a guy" or "no hairy legs here" type of stuff) It's not terribly distracting but it is ongoing.

Candice licks Evelyn from her hole to her clit.  Candiceslowly  licks and enjoys.  It is a long pussy licking session as Candice is completely into it, alternating slow and hard, eventually licking the clit until Evelyn guides her into a giving her a huge orgasm. 

The two kiss and Evelyn plays with Candice' boobs almost making her cum again.   She has Candice ride her face.  I wish this view was from the front and not the side.  Although we do get to see Candice's big ass.  Evelyn also fingers herself while licking Candice. Candice twerks and gets real close, fondles her own tits and twerks some more until she comes again!

She reverses positions into a 69 and Evelyn starts licking again until Candice cums again!  She remarks she didn’t know she could cum this much.  Candice is so turned on that she lies back and finger’s herself while Evelyn sucks her boobs.    Candice cums again!  Holy shit that was great.  It’s not often in these scenes where you see someone so turned on that they just finger themselves. 

Candice she tells Evelyn she likes her feet and begins licking and kissing them.  This isn’t for me (feet ferishes do nothing for me but to each there own) but it lends itself to the idea that Candice is so turned on she wants to try and experience everything.  It doesn’t last long as soon Candice is exploring Evelyn again and begins tribbing her.  Evelyn encourages her to try it and soon she gets her rythym  going.  They both cum and Candices is breathless. They kiss to end things as Candice proclaims she loved it and then Evelyn takes a selfie to commemorate their big day.  Evelyn has an evil look in her eyes as we assume that picture is going to Candice’s husband now.

This was incredible. I loved it. It felt like Candices first time. The sex was sensual yet passionate and aggressive.   Candice was equal parts curious and turned on the whole scene. And every MILF should be built like Candice. By that I mean all natural and just embrace whatever shape you have.  I might have given this a perfect score but as I noted, Evelyn chatted a bit too much for my liking.  ****3/4

DK Reviews a Random Scene 207

Coming Together Scene 4 Review with Lily Cade and Penny Pax

Again, like I said the last Lily review I did, I know Lily is canceled.  I just review the scenes, no more no less.  If you want to skip this, no offense taken. 

Lily and a Penny meet outside a movie premier event. Penny is looking for a cigarette.  Penny is young and has bangs here. No glasses but this is my favorite look of hers.  Lily invites her for an “after party” at her place and they start kissing.  Well that didn't take much effort.

The scene shifts to Lily’s bed and Penny’s dress is almost immediately off. They aren’t fucking around here as Penny sits on Lily’s face almost as soon as both are down to their underwear.  She has a really quiet mellow cum and then decides she needs to see Lily’s pussy. Penny tells Lily all the jewelry on her pussy is a sweet surprise.  Penny licks Lily to a HUGE orgasm. Wow that was hot. 

Lily spanks Penny 4-5 times before she rubs her clit   Penny asks to be bitten and then cums hard. Much more pronounced orgasm than the first one. Lily basically attacks Penny’s pussy with her fingers and tongue. Penny cums a third time!

Lily rides Penny’s face and she now cums again! Penny now uses her fingers to furiously fuck Lily (lips occasionally on the clit too) to another cum. And then another! This is just like the last Lily scene I reviewed. It just comes at you non stop. There is nothing sensual about this, just an almost animalistic desire for lots of orgasms. Lily licks Penny’s ass for a bit before fingering her from behind for another cum. She then gets behind her and plays with Penny’s boobs while she rubs her clit. I love this position and so does Penny, shaking and quivering all over the place before she cums.  Penny then fingers Lily to another cum until she collapses on the bed. 

I love the sex here. But it’s too much.   It just doesn’t stop. I love lots of variety, passion, and orgasms. But this seems to much even for me.  There are 15 mins to go here!  Ha ha. 

Penny displays her big giant vulva and sits on Lily’s face again before Lily tosses her back and licks her again until Penny cums again. She seems spent. However she is not spent, as she begins to lick Lily’s asshole and rubs her clit for another Lily orgasm.  They start to 69 and then finger each other while lying side by side and kissing.  Lily goes down on Penny one last time and this one lasts a bit. Penny cums one last time before they kiss for a moment.  Penny rubs Lily’s clit and she has a screaming cum to end the scene. I am spent. 

If you are watching this as an expressive art form, as I have come to do, this has issues.  If you need 5 mins to just get yourself off, any point in this will do. It is all top notch sex.  It was hard to just sit through with one orgasm after another with no real break.  But the sex and orgasms were out of this world. Penny looked amazing too!! ****1/4