Monday, November 27, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 209

Lesbian Cheer Squad Chronicles - Secrets Out Scene 4 Review with Maya Kendrick and Isabella Nice

I have a lot to say about his one.  Not very much of it good. I reviewed Scene 2 here.  I thought Scene 2 was excellent albiet a little too short.  But I want to reiterate something I pointed out in that first review.  To me 35 mins is the sweet spot for a scene.  5 mins of story/intro.  And then 30 mins of sex tied to the story.  If you have long time friends who have lusted after one another, the sex should be extremely passionate.  First timers, it should have some awkwardness.  Someone being corerced or black mailed, a hint of submissiveness.  Over the top scenarios are fine or even better.  But tie the sex to the story!   I seem to say this almost every review I do here. If someone is shy or nervous they should not be fucking like porn stars almost instantly.  And this scene fails that premise in spectacular fashion. 

I understand most people are watching porn just for the sex.  But to that end I retort then why bother with the story?  If the story isn't important, why does almost every scene have one?

Isabella was in the MDEC.  She was stuck partnered with Kylie Kingston and thus was never going to have a good scene. 

Isabella is sleeping when Maya comes home from Cheer Camp that Isabella skipped the day.  Isabella is depressed. She got dumped by her girlfriend from a rival cheer squad with who she shared her first kiss with.  Isabella is a babe. I love her body.   And I dig Maya's body too. Maya admits she is a lesbian and has feelings for Isabella. They almost immediately then start kissing.  And then waste no time stripping down. They sure don’t seem like shy depressed high school cheerleaders anymore.   That was just terrible, and my main issue with the scene.  They didn’t even ease there way into anything.  Isabella went from depressed and only having kissed a girl to stripping her best friend in literally 1-2 minutes.

Maya’s panties are off and boy is she wet.  Isabella eats for a moment before they swap roles.   Maya sadly feels the need to spit multiple time in Isabella’s pussy. Maybe if they weren’t rushing though things there wouldn’t be the need for that as Isabella would already be wet.  They get into a 69 and then rush into a tribbing session. This is crazy how fast they are just tearing though things.  No real passion. No orgasms.  And also to note (and to sound like a broken record), this is supposed to be a first time scene.  Are you telling me within like 8 minutes of your first sexual encounter, you would have rushed through all of this stuff and Isabella would be tribbing?  That moments after kissing your long time crush you are busy exploring her asshole>

They finger each other.  They lick each other. But this is really whack.  If you told me Dana Vespoli was the worst porn director of all time I wouldn’t argue. No one that I have watched has directed more completely underwhelming scenes than she has.  You have two hot girls here who have sex ADHD and can’t do anything even remotely sensual here

At one point while Isabella is licking Maya, she says “you are going to make me cum” and then …. nothing. 

Isabella gets back on her hands and knees and Maya licks her ass and rubs her clit.  Finally Isabella’s eyes roll back and she says she is going to cum. If she does cum though, it isn’t apparent  Maya half rides Isabella’s face, half does a 69. This looks great. And it seems Maya finally has a big orgasm. 

The story made no sense compared to the action.  Horrible directing.   Each girl looks great. I mean really looked great.  If it weren't for their looks, this would be a big fat dud. Beyond their looks,  I don’t have anything else positive to say about this one. *1/2





















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