Lesbian Babysitters 18 Review
LB17 was a mixed bag. One all time great LB scene, one pretty good scene, and two abysmal pieces of shit scenes. So I didn’t rush into watching this one. And my instinct was correct. Because LB18 was far worse than LB17! I would put it in the same category as Dads Lesbian Lover 1 as one of the worst videos ever created. Just absolutely horrid stuff. I still can’t believe I actually paid really money to own and watch this.
The most upsetting thing to me about all of this is that the framework was here to put together some great scenes. You could have a mother come home, a horny lusting and scheming teenage babysitter ready to seduce her by massaging her feet and slowly take it a bit further, touch by touch, until the mother is over the brink, and then they have passionate sex on the couch. Instead it goes from let me rub your feet to sex in seconds, and not good sex, but constant crappy porn chatter about wet pussies and the such. But I am tired of thinking about what could have been, it makes me sad to be honest. And instead of something that could have been great, SHV presents an absolute abomination of a video. Porn drivel of the worst kind. And of course I am here to document it all ... unfortunately.
Bree Brooks and Ameena Green
Ameena comes into Bree’s room and sees her changing. She is in her panties and putting on her bra. She asks Ameena’s opinion on what outfit she likes best, between two pink dresses. Ameena tells her she likes her best in the underwear, which is the impetus for them to quickly start kissing. Implausible for sure, but also fun!
They kiss. It isn’t particularly deep or sensual. And Bree seems a talker, saying she is so wet within moments of them kissing. Ameena has great small natural boobs and big giant nipples. I really like. I think she must be some sort of mixed ethnicity, and whatever she is, she is a babe. Bree seems more the typical blond MILF porn star with fake tits and the need to make lots and lots of noise. Bree is moaning and making noise as she rubs Ameena’s pussy. Shouldn’t the director be telling them it is supposed to work the opposite way?
Ameena licks Bree’s bald pussy and Bree doesn’t shut up the whole time. Seriously this is dreadful. I can’t believe people watch this and think it is good. Bree’s pussy does look nice, that is about all I can say about this sequence.
Bree eats pussy like she kisses. Loudly and not very sensually. She also talks while doing it, and spits as well. Ameena announces that she is going to cum in Bree’s mouth, which was actually a fantastic moment. Her orgasm didn’t seem strong but it was long. Ameena asks Bree to sit on her face, which is actually a nice view. Bree doesn’t shut up again which is hard viewing. But she finally cums and lots of noise here, which was actually fun. Ameena keeps licking and Beee cums a second time which was a nice touch. I did really enjoy this sequence.
In a GFF like lack of quality control, the director tells them to stop kissing at the end and just look at each other. Not often other studies, such as SHV, have such horrible gaffes.
Look this wasn’t good. The positives: Ameena’s looks and body, especially her nipples; Bee’s pussy; the orgasms. The negatives: Everything else. Why oh why did the director allow Bree to narrate the whole thing? And why did the editing miss the director talking? **
Kayla Paige and Kylie Rocket
Kayla comes home and finds Kylie having phone sex with her girlfriend. Kayla is turned on, especially when she finds out Kylie is into women. When Kayla finds out her mother has her daughter for a few hours, she and Kylie are kissing pretty quickly.
Honestly I find both of these two … too modern porny ( did i invent a word there? ). But the kissing here is great. Full of passion and desire. Kayla has gigantic implants that I will never find attractive. But Kylie has a hot teen body that I can get into for sure. So they balance each other out.
Once the initial passionate kissing runs its course, the two start ratcheting up the porn talk and moaning. We had a good 10 minutes at least. RIP to this scene. Kylie looks great with her legs spread and Kayla eating her. But Kayla makes a ton of background noise just licking. And Kylie narrates the whole thing. Honestly, just fucking shoot me. One of my biggest fears is that people watch horrid junk like this, and then try to fuck like this in real life. Kylie cums hard and Kayla makes enough noise for both of them.
When Kylie licks Kayla from behind the spitting starts too. Kylie does put 3 fingers inside Kayla, which is always a hot thing. But this generates a whole bunch of dirty porn talk from both, and honestly I don’t need any more of that in this scene.
Kylie rides Kayla’s face. It’s a great view but as before, it sounds awful. Kylie does have a nice cum. One final act, Kylie eating Kayla in a normal missionary position. And actual quote from Kayla - “You fucking eat that fucking pussy so fucking good”. I honestly can’t make stuff like this up. Look I appreciate good dirty talk. I really do. Just non stop porn talk is simply horrible stuff. And it’s a shame because the sex here was actually decent. After Kayla cums, Kylie spits in her mouth … HER MOUTH … to put a bow on this scene. *1/2
London River and Millie Morgan
London is sad that her family has outgrown babysitter Millie. And Millie will miss London too. But London offers Millie a chance to live with her temporarily while she finds a new source of income. Millie asks for a kiss and we get started. They quickly move to the bedroom. That moved pretty quickly, no slow seduction required.
There is not any porn talk to start, which is nice, but they are playing a corny music track to prevent the actual sex sounds to come through. Luckily it shuts off maybe 3-4 mins into the scene.
I typically don’t have much use for London. Another blonde MILF type with giant inflated lips and giant fake boobs aa well and usually a non stop porn mouth. I don’t find the type attractive at all. As London strips, Millie spanks her, which is what any teen girl would do in this scenario, right? Millie is slim and attractive. Small boobs which jiggle a lot. But she talks a tad too much for my liking as London licks her. It doesn’t last long as she cums pretty quickly though. London keeps going and she cums again!
London sits on Millie’s face before they 69, and her boobs look massive. Some maneuvering around the bed, before more London face riding. She is actually very subdued here and really just focuses on riding Millie versus lots of normal chatter. And Millie licks her to two orgasms. And then a third. Wow! I have to be honest, I was not expecting that!
Millie starts talking about London’s “tight little pussy” as she fingers London and London licks her to another cum. To be honest again, never would I have thought Millie would be the annoying one in this scene! Millie flips around, rides London’s face and cums multiple times again! And then one last orgasm for London as she lies on her back and Millie licks her.
This scene shocked me. It was not formulaic in the least and dare say it was really good. If Millie acted a little less like a porn star and they cut the music intro, I would say it was excellent! But still a good watch. ***1/2
Elizabeth Skylar and Selena Love
Elizabeth comes home after a hard day at work and Selena offers Elizabeth a foot massage. Elizabeth’s ex has picked up her daughter so they are alone. Selena offers her many services to Elizabeth which leads to them quickly kissing. They didn’t build that up at all, just right to it. This has been the issue in this whole movie. One to two sentences of innuendo, and then bam, right into it.
Selena has delightful little boobs. Elizabeth exposes them and gives them attention to get her nipples really hard and erect. When Selena pulls down Elizabeth’s top she tells Elizabeth she has “really nice titties”. They are paid for standard MILF enhancements. But to each their own on the definition of “really nice”.
When Elizabeth starts eating Selena’s pussy it turns into a modern porn 101 class. Elizabeth starts the fake moaning. Selena starts the constant narration. I suppose the titties comment should have alerted me to what was going to happen, but I was not ready for this scene to get so awful so fast. Little shy babysitter suddenly with a complete trash mouth talking nonstop about her pussy. Fuck this scene. Elizabeth actually licks Selena to two orgasms, which could have been fun. But Selena is absolutely dreadful. She is actually unwatchable as a performer. Absolutely horrid stuff, which is a shame.
To complete the modern porn masterpiece Selena spits and slurps at Elizabeth’s pussy. And fake moaning too. Seriously this is as bad a sex scene as you could ever find. Elizabeth cums really hard punctuated by Selena now starting to talk about Elizabeth’s pussy. A few more acts including a nice view of them scissoring. But still unwatchable. I am not sure if you can tell, but I hated this. Ha ha. One of the worst scenes ever. 1/2*
Overall: This was an absolute horror show. One of the worst videos I have watched and reviewed in years of doing this site. Some good orgasms, and sequences leading to the orgasms. But too much spit, fake moans, and excessive porn talk, for me to find any positives beyond that.
Awards:
- MVP - London over Ameena, just because her scene was better. But Ameena making Bree cum twice in a row was a great moment.
- Hottest - Ameena wins this one over Kylie. Of the mothers, Bree was probably the hottest. I did like here changing at the start of her scene too. But an easy win for Ameena.
- Best Mother - London, no one else even close.
- Best Babysitter - Ameena, again no one else really close.
- Biggest Surprise - I am shocked that London was the best person in this whole video.
- Best Story - Kylie having phone sex with her girlfriend and Kayla catching her.
- Best Scene - There really isn’t any competition here. London and Millie by far.
Scenes:
- Bree Brooks and Ameena Green **
- Kayla Paige and Kylie Rocket *1/2
- London River and Millie Morgan ***1/2
- Elizabeth Skylar and Selena Love 1/2*
