Wednesday, November 29, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 210

All Girl Massage / Girlsway - You Two Are Lucky Review with Vina Sky, Harley Haze, and Shay Sights

Have wanted to review another Harley scene since I did Lesbian Triangles 37.  I probably should have done so long ago, but I finally got to it.

Vina and Harley are a couple. In matching purple leopard print outfits.  They show up for a couples massage but there is only one masseuse (Shay). She says she will figure out a way to do both.  And she is surprised by how not shy Vina and Harley are. They are a little over the top being a couple but this is porn where over the top is expected.  So they do great!  Constanly calling each other babe, excessively touching each other, etc.

The girls strip down. As expected, Harley is so hot.  What a banging body.  She has huge huge areola which I love.  Shay is inspired by how open the girls are.  She massages each girl and they are each turned on watching their partner get rubbed on.  Eventually Shay gets to rubbing them at the same time .  Everyone is saying thank you.  It is the most polite I have seen a porn scene. Ha ha. 

Shay gets the two to flip over and they tell Shay she can touch them wherever she wants.   Lucky Shay spends a lot of time on Harley’s boobs. And then on Vina’s.  And then both at the same time!  Vina tells Shay that Harley needs her inner thigh rubbed.   We see a close up of Harley’s shaved pussy.  They also ask who massages the masseuse? Shay admits she is turned on as she starts to rub by  Harley’s pussy. Harley tells her she can get up in there.  The massage has a long tease to this point but it finally becomes sexual.  Vina comes over to help out.  Vina tells Shay that all Harley’s tension is on the inside and to insert a finger.   With both massaging Harley and Shay’s finger up in her, Harley cums!

Shay feels she has too many clothes on and the girls help her strip down.  Shay has big inflated fun bags that the girls spend a lot of time on and rub oil all over.  Shay rubs more oil all over her boobs and then rubs it all over Vina’s pussy.   The boob soon turns to her tongue and Shay licks Vina while Harley holds Vina. Vina cums all over Shay’s face while Harley massaged her boobs. 

Vina decides it is time for Shay to get pleasures. She lies back while the girls start on her    Vina has to spit in Shay’s pussy of course.  Then they start licking it together.  Soon Vina fingers Shay while Harley rubs her clit, and Shay has the biggest orgasm of the scene.  Harley rides Shay’s face while Vina tribs her. A+ for creativity here.   Harley’s boobs look immense here. All seem to rock and grind until they are all cumming together. 

Vina makes way too many fake moans for me to love her. That was my issue when I reviewed a previous scene of hers.  And the massage was a little long. But this was fun.  I can’t call it great but it was a fun watch.  I really like Harley. ***1/2























Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Quick Hits 3

Girls Try Anal: Adriana Loves Penny Review with Penny Pax and Adriana Chechik 

The most downloaded scene on Girlsway is a Penny/Adriana squirt scene.   I am holding off reviewing that one.  But I feel like this one isn’t for me. I am not big on themes. Nor scenes without stories.  But like both girls. Dressed in neon lingerie and matching high heels.  Not sure I like it. They look like strippers.  Not that I dislike strippers.  But prefer normal looking girls who are into one another and want to fuck.   We get vignettes of them dancing and Adriana telling a fantasy about fisting a tight asshole. Adriana immediately playing with a big toy in Penny’s ass and spitting all over the place. That kind of sets the stage for the whole scene. Lots of pussy licking and ass fingering.  And eventually with lots of spit and patience the whole hand fors in Penny’s ass. Penny then repeats the drill on Adriana although she puts a little more effort into licking her pussy and giving AC a nice cum before she moves to her asshole.  AC gets fisted. Then they fist themselves.   Adriana lies under Penny licking her fat pussy which is a great view. Then they repeat the anal fisting on each other. This wasn’t really a scene for me. While I appreciate the girls getting their assholes stuffed I prefer my sex to appear a lot more organic.  Each girl is at their peak from a looks perspective here but the cheap lingerie and way too much makeup even deludes that.  *



Please Make Me a Lesbian 6 Scene 4 Review with Julia Ann and Lily Carter

Earlier scene reviewed here where Lily was the surprise lesbian aggressor. She works as a caretaker for Julia Ann’s father. After a short talk about girls, she shows up in Julia’s room with only panties and boots on while Julie is changing. Julia puts up no fight as she lets Lily seduce her.  Not a bad days work for Lily as she gets to fuck Julia and Brandi Love. Some awesome boob sucking from Julia as Lily shudders when Julia’s mouth latches on. This is much more sensual to start than the previous scene. Until Julia wraps Lily’s panties around her neck almost as a leash.  And she begins to dominate Lily include choking her while Lily grinds against her thigh and cums when Julia puts her boob in Lily’s mouth.  She cums again after a hard fingering. Lily sits on Julia’s face and cums again after Julia reaches up and pulls her hair.  This was quite the dramatic turn as Lily went from aggressor to submissive. And Julia went from shy to dominant. She also looked amazing riding Julia’s face.  Lily eats Julia to a big cum herself.  Then fingers her asshole and licks her clit to another incredible orgasm. Julia forced Lily to finger herself while Julia chokes her, and Lily cums all over her own hand.  Julia then finger fucks Lily to another orgasm.  The amount of violent cums has had in these two scenes is amazing.  Julia cuddles Lily after destroying her with orgasms.  ****1/4



Dillion Harper gets Licked by her Step Mom Review with Dillion Harper and Magdalene St Michaels

Girlsway partner video from a movie called “Mommy Does Me”. Did a search on the GW site for Maggie, saw this and said yes please.  I am not a fan of Incest Porn.  Sometimes the luting after a step mom is fun.  Or in MDEC, Dia wanting Hayden's first time to be with someone special was a nice touch.  But in general,  it doesn't do much for me.  Anyway, Maggie is not really her Step Mom  (I think that is just a silly scene name somewhere along the line)  but her adopted mother.  Opening shot of Dillion in a bikini lounging by the pool and looking killer.  Her adopted father leers after her from inside the kitchen.  Later she thanks her father for helping her study for her mid terms (while mom Maggie is out) by fucking him on his bed. Maggie finds Dillion’s panties in the bed which causes her parents to split. Later Dillion comes in to comfort Maggie who is still upset about the cheating and the divorce. Dillion starts kissing and stroking Maggie  and wants to giver her love. This is quite the family!!  This is a short scene 28 mins and it takes 11 mins to get here.  The sex here is quite erotic.  At one point Maggie is fingering herself while the two kiss with flailing tongues.  Dillion boobs are so fucking great!  She has a nice orgasms while Maggie licks her. Then she cums again much heavier with eye rolls.  Maggie does her tit on the clit thing which causes Dillion to say “Mommy I love you”. Ha ha.  We get a pussy close up as Maggie grinds on her. Then a cut and Dillion is licking Maggie. I don’t think I have ever seen a Maggie’s pussy so opened up and wet.  Huge Maggie orgasm!  Dillion gets on all fours and fingers herself while Maggie licks her asshole. Close up camera view here! Maggie then puts her boob in Dillion’s asshole which dampens the mood a bit. Once was enough for this in a scene. When she gets close Maggie guides Dillion in to trib. It may be one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Dillion is a good girl and cums all over mommy and makes mommy cum too!  They keep going and Maggie cums again!  Everything here is heavily edited with camera cuts to completely different positions.  But the sex is fantastic even if the story is both taboo and farcical.   Give these two with 30 mins and a better story please.  Extra stars for that last view of Dillion on top. ****





Monday, November 27, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 209

Lesbian Cheer Squad Chronicles - Secrets Out Scene 4 Review with Maya Kendrick and Isabella Nice

I have a lot to say about his one.  Not very much of it good. I reviewed Scene 2 here.  I thought Scene 2 was excellent albiet a little too short.  But I want to reiterate something I pointed out in that first review.  To me 35 mins is the sweet spot for a scene.  5 mins of story/intro.  And then 30 mins of sex tied to the story.  If you have long time friends who have lusted after one another, the sex should be extremely passionate.  First timers, it should have some awkwardness.  Someone being corerced or black mailed, a hint of submissiveness.  Over the top scenarios are fine or even better.  But tie the sex to the story!   I seem to say this almost every review I do here. If someone is shy or nervous they should not be fucking like porn stars almost instantly.  And this scene fails that premise in spectacular fashion. 

I understand most people are watching porn just for the sex.  But to that end I retort then why bother with the story?  If the story isn't important, why does almost every scene have one?

Isabella was in the MDEC.  She was stuck partnered with Kylie Kingston and thus was never going to have a good scene. 

Isabella is sleeping when Maya comes home from Cheer Camp that Isabella skipped the day.  Isabella is depressed. She got dumped by her girlfriend from a rival cheer squad with who she shared her first kiss with.  Isabella is a babe. I love her body.   And I dig Maya's body too. Maya admits she is a lesbian and has feelings for Isabella. They almost immediately then start kissing.  And then waste no time stripping down. They sure don’t seem like shy depressed high school cheerleaders anymore.   That was just terrible, and my main issue with the scene.  They didn’t even ease there way into anything.  Isabella went from depressed and only having kissed a girl to stripping her best friend in literally 1-2 minutes.

Maya’s panties are off and boy is she wet.  Isabella eats for a moment before they swap roles.   Maya sadly feels the need to spit multiple time in Isabella’s pussy. Maybe if they weren’t rushing though things there wouldn’t be the need for that as Isabella would already be wet.  They get into a 69 and then rush into a tribbing session. This is crazy how fast they are just tearing though things.  No real passion. No orgasms.  And also to note (and to sound like a broken record), this is supposed to be a first time scene.  Are you telling me within like 8 minutes of your first sexual encounter, you would have rushed through all of this stuff and Isabella would be tribbing?  That moments after kissing your long time crush you are busy exploring her asshole>

They finger each other.  They lick each other. But this is really whack.  If you told me Dana Vespoli was the worst porn director of all time I wouldn’t argue. No one that I have watched has directed more completely underwhelming scenes than she has.  You have two hot girls here who have sex ADHD and can’t do anything even remotely sensual here

At one point while Isabella is licking Maya, she says “you are going to make me cum” and then …. nothing. 

Isabella gets back on her hands and knees and Maya licks her ass and rubs her clit.  Finally Isabella’s eyes roll back and she says she is going to cum. If she does cum though, it isn’t apparent  Maya half rides Isabella’s face, half does a 69. This looks great. And it seems Maya finally has a big orgasm. 

The story made no sense compared to the action.  Horrible directing.   Each girl looks great. I mean really looked great.  If it weren't for their looks, this would be a big fat dud. Beyond their looks,  I don’t have anything else positive to say about this one. *1/2