Tuesday, November 28, 2023

Quick Hits 3

Girls Try Anal: Adriana Loves Penny Review with Penny Pax and Adriana Chechik 

The most downloaded scene on Girlsway is a Penny/Adriana squirt scene.   I am holding off reviewing that one.  But I feel like this one isn’t for me. I am not big on themes. Nor scenes without stories.  But like both girls. Dressed in neon lingerie and matching high heels.  Not sure I like it. They look like strippers.  Not that I dislike strippers.  But prefer normal looking girls who are into one another and want to fuck.   We get vignettes of them dancing and Adriana telling a fantasy about fisting a tight asshole. Adriana immediately playing with a big toy in Penny’s ass and spitting all over the place. That kind of sets the stage for the whole scene. Lots of pussy licking and ass fingering.  And eventually with lots of spit and patience the whole hand fors in Penny’s ass. Penny then repeats the drill on Adriana although she puts a little more effort into licking her pussy and giving AC a nice cum before she moves to her asshole.  AC gets fisted. Then they fist themselves.   Adriana lies under Penny licking her fat pussy which is a great view. Then they repeat the anal fisting on each other. This wasn’t really a scene for me. While I appreciate the girls getting their assholes stuffed I prefer my sex to appear a lot more organic.  Each girl is at their peak from a looks perspective here but the cheap lingerie and way too much makeup even deludes that.  *



Please Make Me a Lesbian 6 Scene 4 Review with Julia Ann and Lily Carter

Earlier scene reviewed here where Lily was the surprise lesbian aggressor. She works as a caretaker for Julia Ann’s father. After a short talk about girls, she shows up in Julia’s room with only panties and boots on while Julie is changing. Julia puts up no fight as she lets Lily seduce her.  Not a bad days work for Lily as she gets to fuck Julia and Brandi Love. Some awesome boob sucking from Julia as Lily shudders when Julia’s mouth latches on. This is much more sensual to start than the previous scene. Until Julia wraps Lily’s panties around her neck almost as a leash.  And she begins to dominate Lily include choking her while Lily grinds against her thigh and cums when Julia puts her boob in Lily’s mouth.  She cums again after a hard fingering. Lily sits on Julia’s face and cums again after Julia reaches up and pulls her hair.  This was quite the dramatic turn as Lily went from aggressor to submissive. And Julia went from shy to dominant. She also looked amazing riding Julia’s face.  Lily eats Julia to a big cum herself.  Then fingers her asshole and licks her clit to another incredible orgasm. Julia forced Lily to finger herself while Julia chokes her, and Lily cums all over her own hand.  Julia then finger fucks Lily to another orgasm.  The amount of violent cums has had in these two scenes is amazing.  Julia cuddles Lily after destroying her with orgasms.  ****1/4



Dillion Harper gets Licked by her Step Mom Review with Dillion Harper and Magdalene St Michaels

Girlsway partner video from a movie called “Mommy Does Me”. Did a search on the GW site for Maggie, saw this and said yes please.  I am not a fan of Incest Porn.  Sometimes the luting after a step mom is fun.  Or in MDEC, Dia wanting Hayden's first time to be with someone special was a nice touch.  But in general,  it doesn't do much for me.  Anyway, Maggie is not really her Step Mom  (I think that is just a silly scene name somewhere along the line)  but her adopted mother.  Opening shot of Dillion in a bikini lounging by the pool and looking killer.  Her adopted father leers after her from inside the kitchen.  Later she thanks her father for helping her study for her mid terms (while mom Maggie is out) by fucking him on his bed. Maggie finds Dillion’s panties in the bed which causes her parents to split. Later Dillion comes in to comfort Maggie who is still upset about the cheating and the divorce. Dillion starts kissing and stroking Maggie  and wants to giver her love. This is quite the family!!  This is a short scene 28 mins and it takes 11 mins to get here.  The sex here is quite erotic.  At one point Maggie is fingering herself while the two kiss with flailing tongues.  Dillion boobs are so fucking great!  She has a nice orgasms while Maggie licks her. Then she cums again much heavier with eye rolls.  Maggie does her tit on the clit thing which causes Dillion to say “Mommy I love you”. Ha ha.  We get a pussy close up as Maggie grinds on her. Then a cut and Dillion is licking Maggie. I don’t think I have ever seen a Maggie’s pussy so opened up and wet.  Huge Maggie orgasm!  Dillion gets on all fours and fingers herself while Maggie licks her asshole. Close up camera view here! Maggie then puts her boob in Dillion’s asshole which dampens the mood a bit. Once was enough for this in a scene. When she gets close Maggie guides Dillion in to trib. It may be one of the greatest things I have ever seen. Dillion is a good girl and cums all over mommy and makes mommy cum too!  They keep going and Maggie cums again!  Everything here is heavily edited with camera cuts to completely different positions.  But the sex is fantastic even if the story is both taboo and farcical.   Give these two with 30 mins and a better story please.  Extra stars for that last view of Dillion on top. ****





Monday, November 27, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 209

Lesbian Cheer Squad Chronicles - Secrets Out Scene 4 Review with Maya Kendrick and Isabella Nice

I have a lot to say about his one.  Not very much of it good. I reviewed Scene 2 here.  I thought Scene 2 was excellent albiet a little too short.  But I want to reiterate something I pointed out in that first review.  To me 35 mins is the sweet spot for a scene.  5 mins of story/intro.  And then 30 mins of sex tied to the story.  If you have long time friends who have lusted after one another, the sex should be extremely passionate.  First timers, it should have some awkwardness.  Someone being corerced or black mailed, a hint of submissiveness.  Over the top scenarios are fine or even better.  But tie the sex to the story!   I seem to say this almost every review I do here. If someone is shy or nervous they should not be fucking like porn stars almost instantly.  And this scene fails that premise in spectacular fashion. 

I understand most people are watching porn just for the sex.  But to that end I retort then why bother with the story?  If the story isn't important, why does almost every scene have one?

Isabella was in the MDEC.  She was stuck partnered with Kylie Kingston and thus was never going to have a good scene. 

Isabella is sleeping when Maya comes home from Cheer Camp that Isabella skipped the day.  Isabella is depressed. She got dumped by her girlfriend from a rival cheer squad with who she shared her first kiss with.  Isabella is a babe. I love her body.   And I dig Maya's body too. Maya admits she is a lesbian and has feelings for Isabella. They almost immediately then start kissing.  And then waste no time stripping down. They sure don’t seem like shy depressed high school cheerleaders anymore.   That was just terrible, and my main issue with the scene.  They didn’t even ease there way into anything.  Isabella went from depressed and only having kissed a girl to stripping her best friend in literally 1-2 minutes.

Maya’s panties are off and boy is she wet.  Isabella eats for a moment before they swap roles.   Maya sadly feels the need to spit multiple time in Isabella’s pussy. Maybe if they weren’t rushing though things there wouldn’t be the need for that as Isabella would already be wet.  They get into a 69 and then rush into a tribbing session. This is crazy how fast they are just tearing though things.  No real passion. No orgasms.  And also to note (and to sound like a broken record), this is supposed to be a first time scene.  Are you telling me within like 8 minutes of your first sexual encounter, you would have rushed through all of this stuff and Isabella would be tribbing?  That moments after kissing your long time crush you are busy exploring her asshole>

They finger each other.  They lick each other. But this is really whack.  If you told me Dana Vespoli was the worst porn director of all time I wouldn’t argue. No one that I have watched has directed more completely underwhelming scenes than she has.  You have two hot girls here who have sex ADHD and can’t do anything even remotely sensual here

At one point while Isabella is licking Maya, she says “you are going to make me cum” and then …. nothing. 

Isabella gets back on her hands and knees and Maya licks her ass and rubs her clit.  Finally Isabella’s eyes roll back and she says she is going to cum. If she does cum though, it isn’t apparent  Maya half rides Isabella’s face, half does a 69. This looks great. And it seems Maya finally has a big orgasm. 

The story made no sense compared to the action.  Horrible directing.   Each girl looks great. I mean really looked great.  If it weren't for their looks, this would be a big fat dud. Beyond their looks,  I don’t have anything else positive to say about this one. *1/2





















Saturday, November 25, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 208

Pure Taboo / Girlsway Infidelity Clause Review with Evelyn Claire and Candice Dare

A Pure Taboo video available as a partner video on the Girlsway site.

Candice's husband suspects her of cheating and hires private investigator Evelyn to try and determine if there is infidelity. If Evelyn can prove Candice is unfaithful, the prenup  will be waived. So Evelyn sets out to prove Candice is cheating.  She watches her leave yoga.  Watches her in a coffe shop where she sees she is looking at some sort of lesbian website in her web browser. Evelyn goes to her yoga class and then follows her to the coffee shop again. Candice looks so amazing and is such is a babe. She is in a tight tight dress.  She has such a beautiful face.  Plus she has a hot body with small boobs with big nipples, and a big ass.  I am a huge fan!

Evelyn reports in to Candice's husband that she has no evidence, but thinks she is a lesbian. She intends to sleep with Candice in order to produce real evidence that she is cheating. After folliwng her to the coffee shop again, she tells Candice her "gaydar" is strong and suspects Candice liks girls.  ha ha.   Evelyn invites her back to her place.

She pulls Candice right to her couch and in no time they are kissing.  Evelyn strips to show she is naked under her dress. Candice is the epitome of what every mature porn star should be.  Natural.  Thick.  Completely sexy.   Evelyn looks good too.  Thin with nice small boobs.

Evelyn commands Candice to lie back and she will take care of her.  She sucks Candice's big nipples and then starts licking her pussy teasing her until she makes Candice beg to cum, after which she has a massive orgasm.  They swap roles as Candice is excited to taste her first pussy.  First she spends a lot of time on Evelyn's boobs and eventually makes her way to Evelyn's pussy. If I have a minor complaint here, it is Evelyn is talkng a bit too much.  Mostly men bashing ("you can’t do that with a guy" or "no hairy legs here" type of stuff) It's not terribly distracting but it is ongoing.

Candice licks Evelyn from her hole to her clit.  Candiceslowly  licks and enjoys.  It is a long pussy licking session as Candice is completely into it, alternating slow and hard, eventually licking the clit until Evelyn guides her into a giving her a huge orgasm. 

The two kiss and Evelyn plays with Candice' boobs almost making her cum again.   She has Candice ride her face.  I wish this view was from the front and not the side.  Although we do get to see Candice's big ass.  Evelyn also fingers herself while licking Candice. Candice twerks and gets real close, fondles her own tits and twerks some more until she comes again!

She reverses positions into a 69 and Evelyn starts licking again until Candice cums again!  She remarks she didn’t know she could cum this much.  Candice is so turned on that she lies back and finger’s herself while Evelyn sucks her boobs.    Candice cums again!  Holy shit that was great.  It’s not often in these scenes where you see someone so turned on that they just finger themselves. 

Candice she tells Evelyn she likes her feet and begins licking and kissing them.  This isn’t for me (feet ferishes do nothing for me but to each there own) but it lends itself to the idea that Candice is so turned on she wants to try and experience everything.  It doesn’t last long as soon Candice is exploring Evelyn again and begins tribbing her.  Evelyn encourages her to try it and soon she gets her rythym  going.  They both cum and Candices is breathless. They kiss to end things as Candice proclaims she loved it and then Evelyn takes a selfie to commemorate their big day.  Evelyn has an evil look in her eyes as we assume that picture is going to Candice’s husband now.

This was incredible. I loved it. It felt like Candices first time. The sex was sensual yet passionate and aggressive.   Candice was equal parts curious and turned on the whole scene. And every MILF should be built like Candice. By that I mean all natural and just embrace whatever shape you have.  I might have given this a perfect score but as I noted, Evelyn chatted a bit too much for my liking.  ****3/4