DK Reviews a Random Scene 129

Lesbian Sex 17 Scene 1 Review with Penny Pax and August Ames

RIP August!!

We start with an interview before hand. Never my thing really.  August looking very busty. Penny looking amazing in her glasses and tight dress.  Penny conducts an interview with August. I won’t recap it. 

I honestly thought these interview segments would somewhat interest me, but I honestly I really don’t care. Let's talk about August’s first orgasm ... the reality is that I Don't Give A Fuck!

Penny gets turned on so she invites August into the bedroom. I love Penny. She has been into some shit scenes for SHV but I am hoping these two have a banger now.  So of an approximately 55 minute scene, at the 25 min mark they head to bedroom.

Penny remarked that she liked kissing they start kissing and they are clearly drawn to each others boobs. Lots of tongue here as they kiss. In an all time terrible move August takes off Penny’s glasses.  Boo!!!!!

I like these girls (well I love Penny) but these two are talking and chatting way too much for my liking.   I carry on about this all the time. but too much talking is just not my thing.  It makes the sex seem so unnatural. 

Penny’s boobs are huge at this point in her career.   Neither are wearing a bra.   I am not sure I have ever reviewed an August scene so I should point out her big boobs are in fact natural, big, and incredibly firm. I am not sure I have seen such big naturals that are so firm before. 

August takes control and plays with Penny’s boobs and pussy. August pulls aside her panties and we see her completely bald pussy.  It takes no encouragement and Penny is licking away.  She puts a finger inside and soon August cums.

They swap roles. August licks Penny, then puts a finger in.  Then two. Penny compliments her on her skills.  I have to say. These two have not shut up since the scene started. This is very clearly two people shooting a porn scene and not two people pretending to be want to fuck one another.  Penny cums hard which I enjoyed.  

They start scissoring each other.  Again more non stop talking.  I am on a roll. This is the second scene in a row that would be better with the sound off. One of these days I may actually try that.  They both seem to cum here. They kiss while grinding against each other too.

Penny gets behind August and a squeezes her boobs and rubs all over her while kissing her    She fingers August to a very nice orgasm before getting between her legs and grinding for a bit to end the scene .

It was hard for me to enjoy this.  I liked the views but the format of the scene and the sex itself left lots to be desired  *** and that may be generous. Penny has really degraded as a performer as she has matured.  Isn’t it supposed to the the other way around?  As you get older you become more of a seasoned pro?

DK Reviews a Random Scene 128

Lesbian Seductions 69 Scene 2 Review with Charlotte Cross and Violet Star

Violet is extra horny.  She is a room with a bunch of rocks and gemstones and decides to masturbate with one.  Why her fingers won’t work is not made obvious?   She inserts a crystal into her pussy and onto her clit.  And then she loses the crystal into her pussy. And she is talking to herself the whole time. 

Ok this ranks as one of the stupidest storylines I have yet reviewed!

Luckily Charlotte comes in and Violet asks for help. Charlotte spits on her hand to lube it up to get the gem. Then they start making out.  Charlotte clearly liked being up in  Violet’s vagina. Ha ha. 

They compliment each others kissing and then Violet begs her to make her cum. They are really sloppy with their kisses ... lots of tongue.  I really dig this to start.  They also are both into each others big boobs.Violet's all natural, Charlotte's bought and paid for.  Sadly about this time the porn talk starts.  When watching I let out a big giant fucking sigh.  I just want scenes without ongoing narration and talking about each others "titties".

Violet asks for Charlotte's "pretty little hand" around her throat. These two are really into each other, and are putting on a pretty passionate display.  Its just the shitty non stop (and I mean non stop) porn talk that is bringing this down. Violets licks and teases Charlotte on top of her panties.  Charlotte tells Violet to look at her while she licks her "cunt".  Violet tells her she wants to be her whore.

I want to make a point here.  Dirty talk is great.  It can enhance a scene (and in real life).  Non stop dirty talk and ridiculous statements the whole time long overstay it's welcome.  Directors don't seem to understand that less can be more.  Give me Maggie or Sovereign Syre breathing deeply a million times in a row versus Charlotte talking non stop about her "cunt".  Saying that once can spice things up.  Repeating it the whole scene, just makes it irrelevant and distracting. 

Violet begs Charlotte to dominate her, and Charlotte orders her to keep her tongue out as she rocks her pussy back and forth on it. Charlotte gets her fingers all wet by jamming them in Violet's mouth starts to put them in Violet's pussy and then stops and spits on them some more. Meanwhile there are fake moans and chatter going on the whole time. This is such a shame. A potential good scene ruined by non stop talking.  It had so much passion and promise to start. 

Violet is basically moaning and talking non stop here and Charlotte fingers her hole.  And Charlotte calls it her cunt about a half dozen times. Seriously the story was trash, but the first few mins of this were good with them eagerly and sloppily kissing one another.  Then it turned south real quick.  I have repeated this point a bunch.  You get the point. Sorry about that. 

Charlotte fingers Violet to a hard cum but I am thrown off by the non stop talk. It’s a shame because the sex is pretty hot here. It is the rest of this that is bad.  She then slaps her and spanks her a bit before she fingers her  again some more. Charlotte then orders Violet to get more crystals and they start spitting on them and inserting them in their pussies. 

This is such a weird scene. I really want to  kill it as trash. Much of it is. But the actual girls look good and the sex is wild, if partially ruined by modern porn tropes.  And this whole crystal in the pussy thing is ridiculous.  Anyway,  between Violets tongue and the crystal, Charlotte has a nice orgasm. 

I should not that they are also spitting all over the place.  It is like they set out to tick all my hate boxes.  Check, check, check. 

Charlotte sits on Violets face and rocks on her back and forth. Sadly it only last a few seconds.  Then they 69 filled with fake moans.  Charlotte gets behind Violet and fingers her very hard.  Then spits all over Violets pussy (again) to see how many fingers she can “fit in this hole”?  The answer is 3 by the way. 

Honestly I have never seen so much spit in a scene before. Such a waste because the two look good and are clearly passionate. 

They finger each other and and it’s fun seeing their tits jiggle while facing one another. The get into a scissors position but first they spit in each other pussies again.  They grind pussies against one another before Violet gets the stupid crystal out and licks Charlotte’s clit again while fucking her with a crystal. Then spits again before rubbing Charlotte’s pussy. Charlotte has a nice orgasm and her eyes roll back as she does so. They kiss and Violet squeezes Charlotte's boobs to end the scene.  

Scenes like this are clearly not for me. It over emphasized everything I hate.  

I should note, after I watched this, I read some other reviews.  And they loved it.  For example, this one says this scene should be nominated for an Adult Video Scene of the Year Award.  And this one says they are a big breasted dream team.  So I may be on an island here.  Clearly the stuff I think is terrible, appeals to other viewers. 

Everything I hate in modern porn wrapped up into one scene.  But in fairness I can completely kill it because there were some parts of it that were good.  The initial passion.  Both girls looked good. I really like how natural and not skinny Violet is.  I really appreciate her curves.    I think if they had splayed up Violet being a submissive slut for Charlotte, without all the spit and chatter, I would have loved this.  *1/2

Subjecting myself to this was definitely a poor life decision.  I often question what the fuck I am doing with my life when I watch shit like this.  

By the way Serene Siren directs.  If I had known that before, I never ever would have watched. No wonder I wanted to jab sharp pointy objects into my ear drums. Ha!

DK Reviews a Random Scene 127

Lesbian Stepmother 6 Scene 4 Review with Dana DeArmond and Nia Nacci

I love Older/Younger scenes.  I mean this whole project here started with a love for Older/Younger scenes.  Even though I have not enjoyed Dana post boob job at all I decided to brave this one against my better judgement. Reviewing this one was 100% for a Nia scene.  

Horny predator Dana is reading a book by the pool when step daughter Nia comes out.  Dana is reading a romance novel about a teacher  who falls in love with his best friends daughter.  Nis is interested if there is sex in the book.  Note it is a large leather bound book which  I highly doubt a romance novel comes in this  form.  Another note,  Dana must be getting lots of sex if married and now about to bone her step daughter! 

Nia heads to shower. We see her fingering herself in the shower and Dana walks by and sees and hears her. Mia’s boobs pressed up to the shower door. Ok that was fucking amazing.  Dana tries to explain how she would react if she was the heroine in the book.  She says she would cheat if there was no issue of getting caught. Soon they are making out. 

Nis is incredibly hot.  Huge natural boobs!  Soon the two are pulling each others clothes off.  I love Dana’s thick body. Wish she had stayed natural.  In fairness her boobs do look good and are not unnatural looking.  Dana stars talking about Nia’s titties. It’s like the boob job implanted that word in her head and she is required to say it 5 times per hour now. 

They start sucking on each others boobs.   Dana goes down on Nia first. Now pulls her legs back to give her more access. And for some reason Dana starts to twerk while doing this. No clue here folks. She is just fucking weird. This is like a 3 on the Dana weirdness  scale. But still terribly distracting and ridiculous. Instead of the focus being on Nia we have to have Dana take over.  Can't she just eat pussy like a normal human being?

Dana straddles Nia’s lap, who quickly puts her fingers on Dana’s clit. Then Dana twerks again. Seriously.   Could we just not have a scene where the participants just passionately fuck without all this side hustle shit going on? Dana tells her to put “that titty” in your mouth. Titty reference number 2. 

Mia flips Dana over and goes down on her step mother. Dana tells her to put 2 fingers in.  And then starts talking non stop while Nia fake moans.  Dana tells Nia to treat her like a “dirty slut”.  Jesus Christ no one here understands that less is more.  The occasional dirty talk is perfect. A full scene of it is a waste

Dana twerks again as she gets closer to cumming. And she does not fucking shut up.   If I were in the UFC I would be tapping out right now.  My god Dana can ruin anything.   They get into a 69. They each try to lick the other but spend a fair amount of time moaning. 

They scissor each other and we get Dana talking about Nia’s big titties. And about those titties bouncing. Titty References 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.  She has exceeded her limit! Dana doesn’t shut up.  Calls Nia a dirty girl.  Then she has Nia finger her again still talking non stop.  This leads to scissoring and Dans slapping and spanking Nia. Lots of grunting and I guess the assumption that they both came.  They kiss after this to end the sex.

I guess there is a new dynamic in the household!

Nia is one of the most beautiful natural women in the industry.  I like Dana’s thickness.  But this fucking sucked. It had so many things I hate. I bet with the sound this could have been immense. Instead it sucks. I mean really sucks. Dana is just the pure drizzling shits. ** (for Nia being so hot and the sex at least looking good)