Saturday, January 14, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 128

Lesbian Seductions 69 Scene 2 Review with Charlotte Cross and Violet Star

Violet is extra horny.  She is a room with a bunch of rocks and gemstones and decides to masturbate with one.  Why her fingers won’t work is not made obvious?   She inserts a crystal into her pussy and onto her clit.  And then she loses the crystal into her pussy. And she is talking to herself the whole time. 

Ok this ranks as one of the stupidest storylines I have yet reviewed!

Luckily Charlotte comes in and Violet asks for help. Charlotte spits on her hand to lube it up to get the gem. Then they start making out.  Charlotte clearly liked being up in  Violet’s vagina. Ha ha. 

They compliment each others kissing and then Violet begs her to make her cum. They are really sloppy with their kisses ... lots of tongue.  I really dig this to start.  They also are both into each others big boobs.Violet's all natural, Charlotte's bought and paid for.  Sadly about this time the porn talk starts.  When watching I let out a big giant fucking sigh.  I just want scenes without ongoing narration and talking about each others "titties".

Violet asks for Charlotte's "pretty little hand" around her throat. These two are really into each other, and are putting on a pretty passionate display.  Its just the shitty non stop (and I mean non stop) porn talk that is bringing this down. Violets licks and teases Charlotte on top of her panties.  Charlotte tells Violet to look at her while she licks her "cunt".  Violet tells her she wants to be her whore.

I want to make a point here.  Dirty talk is great.  It can enhance a scene (and in real life).  Non stop dirty talk and ridiculous statements the whole time long overstay it's welcome.  Directors don't seem to understand that less can be more.  Give me Maggie or Sovereign Syre breathing deeply a million times in a row versus Charlotte talking non stop about her "cunt".  Saying that once can spice things up.  Repeating it the whole scene, just makes it irrelevant and distracting. 

Violet begs Charlotte to dominate her, and Charlotte orders her to keep her tongue out as she rocks her pussy back and forth on it. Charlotte gets her fingers all wet by jamming them in Violet's mouth starts to put them in Violet's pussy and then stops and spits on them some more. Meanwhile there are fake moans and chatter going on the whole time. This is such a shame. A potential good scene ruined by non stop talking.  It had so much passion and promise to start. 

Violet is basically moaning and talking non stop here and Charlotte fingers her hole.  And Charlotte calls it her cunt about a half dozen times. Seriously the story was trash, but the first few mins of this were good with them eagerly and sloppily kissing one another.  Then it turned south real quick.  I have repeated this point a bunch.  You get the point. Sorry about that. 

Charlotte fingers Violet to a hard cum but I am thrown off by the non stop talk. It’s a shame because the sex is pretty hot here. It is the rest of this that is bad.  She then slaps her and spanks her a bit before she fingers her  again some more. Charlotte then orders Violet to get more crystals and they start spitting on them and inserting them in their pussies. 

This is such a weird scene. I really want to  kill it as trash. Much of it is. But the actual girls look good and the sex is wild, if partially ruined by modern porn tropes.  And this whole crystal in the pussy thing is ridiculous.  Anyway,  between Violets tongue and the crystal, Charlotte has a nice orgasm. 

I should not that they are also spitting all over the place.  It is like they set out to tick all my hate boxes.  Check, check, check. 

Charlotte sits on Violets face and rocks on her back and forth. Sadly it only last a few seconds.  Then they 69 filled with fake moans.  Charlotte gets behind Violet and fingers her very hard.  Then spits all over Violets pussy (again) to see how many fingers she can “fit in this hole”?  The answer is 3 by the way. 

Honestly I have never seen so much spit in a scene before. Such a waste because the two look good and are clearly passionate. 

They finger each other and and it’s fun seeing their tits jiggle while facing one another. The get into a scissors position but first they spit in each other pussies again.  They grind pussies against one another before Violet gets the stupid crystal out and licks Charlotte’s clit again while fucking her with a crystal. Then spits again before rubbing Charlotte’s pussy. Charlotte has a nice orgasm and her eyes roll back as she does so. They kiss and Violet squeezes Charlotte's boobs to end the scene.  

Scenes like this are clearly not for me. It over emphasized everything I hate.  

I should note, after I watched this, I read some other reviews.  And they loved it.  For example, this one says this scene should be nominated for an Adult Video Scene of the Year Award.  And this one says they are a big breasted dream team.  So I may be on an island here.  Clearly the stuff I think is terrible, appeals to other viewers. 

Everything I hate in modern porn wrapped up into one scene.  But in fairness I can completely kill it because there were some parts of it that were good.  The initial passion.  Both girls looked good. I really like how natural and not skinny Violet is.  I really appreciate her curves.    I think if they had splayed up Violet being a submissive slut for Charlotte, without all the spit and chatter, I would have loved this.  *1/2

Subjecting myself to this was definitely a poor life decision.  I often question what the fuck I am doing with my life when I watch shit like this.  

By the way Serene Siren directs.  If I had known that before, I never ever would have watched. No wonder I wanted to jab sharp pointy objects into my ear drums. Ha!
































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