DK Reviews a Random Scene 128

Lesbian Seductions 69 Scene 2 Review with Charlotte Cross and Violet Star

Violet is extra horny.  She is a room with a bunch of rocks and gemstones and decides to masturbate with one.  Why her fingers won’t work is not made obvious?   She inserts a crystal into her pussy and onto her clit.  And then she loses the crystal into her pussy. And she is talking to herself the whole time. 

Ok this ranks as one of the stupidest storylines I have yet reviewed!

Luckily Charlotte comes in and Violet asks for help. Charlotte spits on her hand to lube it up to get the gem. Then they start making out.  Charlotte clearly liked being up in  Violet’s vagina. Ha ha. 

They compliment each others kissing and then Violet begs her to make her cum. They are really sloppy with their kisses ... lots of tongue.  I really dig this to start.  They also are both into each others big boobs.Violet's all natural, Charlotte's bought and paid for.  Sadly about this time the porn talk starts.  When watching I let out a big giant fucking sigh.  I just want scenes without ongoing narration and talking about each others "titties".

Violet asks for Charlotte's "pretty little hand" around her throat. These two are really into each other, and are putting on a pretty passionate display.  Its just the shitty non stop (and I mean non stop) porn talk that is bringing this down. Violets licks and teases Charlotte on top of her panties.  Charlotte tells Violet to look at her while she licks her "cunt".  Violet tells her she wants to be her whore.

I want to make a point here.  Dirty talk is great.  It can enhance a scene (and in real life).  Non stop dirty talk and ridiculous statements the whole time long overstay it's welcome.  Directors don't seem to understand that less can be more.  Give me Maggie or Sovereign Syre breathing deeply a million times in a row versus Charlotte talking non stop about her "cunt".  Saying that once can spice things up.  Repeating it the whole scene, just makes it irrelevant and distracting. 

Violet begs Charlotte to dominate her, and Charlotte orders her to keep her tongue out as she rocks her pussy back and forth on it. Charlotte gets her fingers all wet by jamming them in Violet's mouth starts to put them in Violet's pussy and then stops and spits on them some more. Meanwhile there are fake moans and chatter going on the whole time. This is such a shame. A potential good scene ruined by non stop talking.  It had so much passion and promise to start. 

Violet is basically moaning and talking non stop here and Charlotte fingers her hole.  And Charlotte calls it her cunt about a half dozen times. Seriously the story was trash, but the first few mins of this were good with them eagerly and sloppily kissing one another.  Then it turned south real quick.  I have repeated this point a bunch.  You get the point. Sorry about that. 

Charlotte fingers Violet to a hard cum but I am thrown off by the non stop talk. It’s a shame because the sex is pretty hot here. It is the rest of this that is bad.  She then slaps her and spanks her a bit before she fingers her  again some more. Charlotte then orders Violet to get more crystals and they start spitting on them and inserting them in their pussies. 

This is such a weird scene. I really want to  kill it as trash. Much of it is. But the actual girls look good and the sex is wild, if partially ruined by modern porn tropes.  And this whole crystal in the pussy thing is ridiculous.  Anyway,  between Violets tongue and the crystal, Charlotte has a nice orgasm. 

I should not that they are also spitting all over the place.  It is like they set out to tick all my hate boxes.  Check, check, check. 

Charlotte sits on Violets face and rocks on her back and forth. Sadly it only last a few seconds.  Then they 69 filled with fake moans.  Charlotte gets behind Violet and fingers her very hard.  Then spits all over Violets pussy (again) to see how many fingers she can “fit in this hole”?  The answer is 3 by the way. 

Honestly I have never seen so much spit in a scene before. Such a waste because the two look good and are clearly passionate. 

They finger each other and and it’s fun seeing their tits jiggle while facing one another. The get into a scissors position but first they spit in each other pussies again.  They grind pussies against one another before Violet gets the stupid crystal out and licks Charlotte’s clit again while fucking her with a crystal. Then spits again before rubbing Charlotte’s pussy. Charlotte has a nice orgasm and her eyes roll back as she does so. They kiss and Violet squeezes Charlotte's boobs to end the scene.  

Scenes like this are clearly not for me. It over emphasized everything I hate.  

I should note, after I watched this, I read some other reviews.  And they loved it.  For example, this one says this scene should be nominated for an Adult Video Scene of the Year Award.  And this one says they are a big breasted dream team.  So I may be on an island here.  Clearly the stuff I think is terrible, appeals to other viewers. 

Everything I hate in modern porn wrapped up into one scene.  But in fairness I can completely kill it because there were some parts of it that were good.  The initial passion.  Both girls looked good. I really like how natural and not skinny Violet is.  I really appreciate her curves.    I think if they had splayed up Violet being a submissive slut for Charlotte, without all the spit and chatter, I would have loved this.  *1/2

Subjecting myself to this was definitely a poor life decision.  I often question what the fuck I am doing with my life when I watch shit like this.  

By the way Serene Siren directs.  If I had known that before, I never ever would have watched. No wonder I wanted to jab sharp pointy objects into my ear drums. Ha!

DK Reviews a Random Scene 127

Lesbian Stepmother 6 Scene 4 Review with Dana DeArmond and Nia Nacci

I love Older/Younger scenes.  I mean this whole project here started with a love for Older/Younger scenes.  Even though I have not enjoyed Dana post boob job at all I decided to brave this one against my better judgement. Reviewing this one was 100% for a Nia scene.  

Horny predator Dana is reading a book by the pool when step daughter Nia comes out.  Dana is reading a romance novel about a teacher  who falls in love with his best friends daughter.  Nis is interested if there is sex in the book.  Note it is a large leather bound book which  I highly doubt a romance novel comes in this  form.  Another note,  Dana must be getting lots of sex if married and now about to bone her step daughter! 

Nia heads to shower. We see her fingering herself in the shower and Dana walks by and sees and hears her. Mia’s boobs pressed up to the shower door. Ok that was fucking amazing.  Dana tries to explain how she would react if she was the heroine in the book.  She says she would cheat if there was no issue of getting caught. Soon they are making out. 

Nis is incredibly hot.  Huge natural boobs!  Soon the two are pulling each others clothes off.  I love Dana’s thick body. Wish she had stayed natural.  In fairness her boobs do look good and are not unnatural looking.  Dana stars talking about Nia’s titties. It’s like the boob job implanted that word in her head and she is required to say it 5 times per hour now. 

They start sucking on each others boobs.   Dana goes down on Nia first. Now pulls her legs back to give her more access. And for some reason Dana starts to twerk while doing this. No clue here folks. She is just fucking weird. This is like a 3 on the Dana weirdness  scale. But still terribly distracting and ridiculous. Instead of the focus being on Nia we have to have Dana take over.  Can't she just eat pussy like a normal human being?

Dana straddles Nia’s lap, who quickly puts her fingers on Dana’s clit. Then Dana twerks again. Seriously.   Could we just not have a scene where the participants just passionately fuck without all this side hustle shit going on? Dana tells her to put “that titty” in your mouth. Titty reference number 2. 

Mia flips Dana over and goes down on her step mother. Dana tells her to put 2 fingers in.  And then starts talking non stop while Nia fake moans.  Dana tells Nia to treat her like a “dirty slut”.  Jesus Christ no one here understands that less is more.  The occasional dirty talk is perfect. A full scene of it is a waste

Dana twerks again as she gets closer to cumming. And she does not fucking shut up.   If I were in the UFC I would be tapping out right now.  My god Dana can ruin anything.   They get into a 69. They each try to lick the other but spend a fair amount of time moaning. 

They scissor each other and we get Dana talking about Nia’s big titties. And about those titties bouncing. Titty References 3, 4, 5, 6, and 7.  She has exceeded her limit! Dana doesn’t shut up.  Calls Nia a dirty girl.  Then she has Nia finger her again still talking non stop.  This leads to scissoring and Dans slapping and spanking Nia. Lots of grunting and I guess the assumption that they both came.  They kiss after this to end the sex.

I guess there is a new dynamic in the household!

Nia is one of the most beautiful natural women in the industry.  I like Dana’s thickness.  But this fucking sucked. It had so many things I hate. I bet with the sound this could have been immense. Instead it sucks. I mean really sucks. Dana is just the pure drizzling shits. ** (for Nia being so hot and the sex at least looking good) 

DK Reviews a Random Scene 126

Cheer Squad Sleepovers 27 Scene 2 with Sabina Rouge and Gracie May Green

Warning ahead. This is a 65 min scene!!!  I get some people really enjoy these long ones.  But to me, it seems 35 mins is much more the sweet spot.  5 mins to get the story over, and 30 mins to fuck.  65 seems like a lot of repetition is required, and this one lives up to that. 

I really like dorky Gracie from a looks perspective.  Especially when she wears her glasses.  Although the giant back tattoo kind of ruins the dorky vibe.  And in this one, she is more of the predator with no glasses.  She still looks good though!  

Gracie is talking to Cheerleader Sabina. Gracie has dated a girl but Sabina is a virgin She has never even kissed a girl.  Gracie is talking about she has been with "chicks" before.  Gracie makes her close her eyes and leans in for a kiss. They are quickly making out. Gracie pulling up her dress to show off her legs and panties.  She then places Sabina’s hand on her boobs 

Gracie is telling Sabina what to do and Sabina isn’t even remotely shy or reluctant about following direction. Gracie’s dress soon comes down showing off her beautiful small boobs. She directs Sabina to suck them. Sabina’s cheer top comes off next. No bra. Ha ha ha. Look I may not know much about women, but I know if you are going to cheer practice, you are wearing a bra.  Anyway, Sabine has lovely boobs with big nipples. Those nipples are really nice and puffy, to my delight.  

Lots of small kisses at this point as Gracie makes silly small talk about being with a girl. Gracie teaches Sabina how to spank her.  I like both of these girls. And I think the sex her will be good. But these long drawn out “first time” scenes are way too played out for me to enjoy. Too much giggling. Too much pretend awkwardness. It’s just not my thing. 

Gracie finally lays Sabina down.  A few awkward kisses and then she begins to explore.  Sabina has a beautiful shaved pussy and puffy lips.  Lovely. We get a view from behind her head down her body and we see her huge nipples pointing up. Wow.  Amazing. 

Gracie begins eating her. Sadly Sabina turns into a porn star talking throughout the whole event.  Instead of just lying back and enjoying it. Sigh. She does have a tiny little shaky orgasm.  But seriously, my first time receiving oral sex I was in heaven.  I don't get these scenes were their first times are filled with porn talk and other terrible tropes.  

They trade spots if Sabina gets her first taste of a woman now. She licks Gracie, who coaches Sabina to giving her an orgasm.  Gracie announces she is going to cum in her mouth. But another very subtle orgasm here. Gracie makes Sabina kiss her before she pulls her up to sit on her face. 

Sabina looks so good on top here. Of course the virgin is talking away the whole time.  This is the shit that makes these type of scenes stink.  I know, I sound like a broken record. Now Sabina announces she is cumming all over Gracie’s face (what every virgin surely says).  She also tells us she dripped all over Gracie’s bedsheet.  

Gracie lies back again and shows Sabina her wet pussy.  Sabina takes some time to explore it. She gets finger in and is licking Gracie’s clit. Gracie announces she is cumming.  It’s really subdued.   These seems to be the scene of little baby orgasms. 

Gracie wants to lick Sabina from the back so she has her flip around. Next they flip around so Sabina can lick from behind.  Then she spits in Gracie’s asshole. Seriously 20 mins ago she was a virgin    I hate this shit!! After she licks Gracie she asks her if she wants to taste it and kiss her.  Seriously wtf.  Why do they book their scenes like this?  It’s so horrible.   This is an average scene with very hot girls dragged down by horrible acting, storyline, and directing. 

Gracie next shows Sabina how to scissors.  They view is incredible!! Unfortunately it does not last long. Gracie is back eating her pussy   And they giggle and chit chat while she does so. 

They clearly have gone way too long here. They are just repeating shit to extend the scene.   There are 12 mins left and I am basically over it.  They swap again and Sabina licks Gracie again.  And Gracie has a tiny little orgasm again.  And then they have some non passionate smooches again. 

Sabina puts her fingers inside Gracie for a moment and sucks her boobs. That was nice. But it only lasts a moment before Gracie is back on top AGAIN. And licking Sabina AGAIN. 

I have reviewed some absolutely horrid scenes before. This isn’t one of them. But it’s not good either. Both girls look incredible. Some hot views.  But it’s so long. It’s so repetitive. The orgasms are all boring.   The fact that Sabina can’t decide if she is a virgin or a porn star. And the giggling and tiny pecks of kisses instead of anything remotely erotic or passionate drove me crazy.  I can’t recommend this but also can’t kill it as both girls do it for me from a looks perspective. **

From a general perspective, if you are going to make a scene about a girls first time, actually make it seem like it is her first time.  A virgin shouldn't be spitting in someones asshole 20 mins after her first kiss (as an example).  And if you are going to do a real long scene, have a plan.  Don't just repeat the same shit over and over. 

I think this could have been higher rated if it were cut in half, and Sabina was more virginal.  The first time I got oral sex my mind was blown.  I wasn't saying shit like I was going to cum all over my partners face.  There was wasn't a lot of passion here.  The orgasms were not great.  So it wouldn't have been something that I considered great.  But it would have settled in as a nice three and half star scene that I would have enjoyed and recommended.  As it is ... I can't say either of those things for this.   With that said, I do look forward to reviewing more scenes with each of these girls.  Hopefully with better direction.