Actress Rankings

Consolidated Actress Rankings

Stuff like this probably appeals to no one but me.  But I started tracking ratings and metrics since this project started.  I thought it would be appropriate to post my ratings over 62 episodes of the MDEC, 16 episodes of the LB, 100 random scenes, and a view random movies I threw in as well.

These are the actresses that have received 5 star scenes from me, ranked by the number of scenes:

Actress	5 Star Scenes
Kristen Scott	3
Melissa Monet	3
Evie Delatosso	3
Sara Stone	2
Darryl Hanah	2
Chastity Lynn	2
Simone Sonay	1
Shy Love	1
Ashlyn Rae	1
Cherie DeVille	1
Addison Lee	1
Riley Reid	1
Abigail Mac	1
Lexi Belle	1
Carter Cruise	1
Lily LaBeau	1
Michelle Lay	1
Darla Crane	1
Alexis Fawx	1
Syren DeMer	1
Cadence Lux	1
Shyla Jennings	1
Paige Owens	1
Amber Chase	1
Magdalene St Michaels	1
Adriana Chechik	1

And here are my top 25 actresses ordered  by their rankings (minimum 3 reviews):

Actress	Scenes	Average Rating
Evie Delatosso	6	4.67
Melissa Monet	9	4.58
Kendra Spade	6	4.54
Lily LaBeau	4	4.50
Cherie DeVille	8	4.47
Amber Chase	5	4.40
Sara Stone	5	4.40
Shyla Jennings	14	4.39
Kristen Scott	6	4.38
Michelle Lay	8	4.38
Jenna Sativa	3	4.33
Chastity Lynn	14	4.32
Darryl Hanah	7	4.32
Carter Cruise	10	4.30
Jessie Andrews	3	4.25
Vanna Bardot	6	4.25
Scarlett Sage	5	4.20
Ryan Keely	5	4.20
Violet Starr	4	4.19
Brandi Love	4	4.19
Jayden Cole	4	4.19
Victoria Voxx	3	4.17
Zoey Holloway	10	4.15
Dia Zerva	7	4.14
Mellanie Monroe	5	4.10

Again, probably only interesting to me, but I find this stuff fascinating.  I am surprised Evie is still at the top of my list.  I would imagine after another 100 random scenes or so, Melissa Monet or Cherie DeVille will keep to the top.  But just a hunch.  

DK Reviews a Random Scene 101

Brandi Loves Girls 2 Scene 2 Review with Brandi Love and Carter Cruise 

I am not sure but this may be the hottest pairing of older/younger that I have reviewed.  Brandi is absolutely stunning.  Carter is always going to be in my list of favorites, just for her looks alone.  I would have to give serious thought to a hotter pairing.  Maybe Shyla Jennings and Cherie DeVille?  I don't know, but this one has to be up at the top of any list.

One thing that sometimes works for me, sometimes it doesn't, is the SHV closeups.  GFF tends to film from far back so you get the full scope of the action.  SHV uses many more close ups.  Sometimes you miss things.  But sometimes you get great views of pleasure, orgasms, wet pussies, etc.  This scene it just kind of flowed and worked!  Brandi and especially are very expressive and that was on display here with many of the close angled shots.

Carter is an all time terrible basket player getting lessons from Coach Brandi. Carter has her short hair here. Looking really good. Maybe her best ever look. Brandi goes to help Carter with her stance. Once Carter gets it, she makes a basket, and she gets really excited. They head into Brandi’s house. And we see Brandi stripping off her sports bra. And Carter spying on her.

Carter is complaining about her shoulder and leg hurting. Brandi realizes Carter just wants her to touch her and so of course this leads to them getting intimate. Carter thanks Brandi for pushing her hard and then Brandi starts massaging Carter leading to a kiss    They start kissing passionately really quickly.  Brandi asks are we really doing this? As soon as Carter nods her head, Brandi pulls Carter’s sports bra over her head.  They moan. They gasp. As if this really is a surprise.  This is a million times better than our typical fake moan porn scene.  Honestly that was one of the more genuine moments I have ever seen in porn. 

I said it when I reviewed LB15. Brandi has to be up there with the best implants I have seen. Yes they are probably too big (let’s be honest all implants are too big). But they look so natural.  There is actually some natural shape to them.  They are round and big but also seem to just so slightly hang.   I like Cherie’s more but this are close behind. 

Carter lies back and Brandi slowly kisses her all over. Eventually she gets to her pussy and Carter starts breathing heavy and grasping at the sheets. She shakes. She lets out these little moans. Soon she says “you are going to make me cum” and has an incredible shaking orgasm. Wow pretty amazing. 

Carter now strips off Brandi’s pants and goes down on Brandi. She grabs the sheets herself, tilts her head back and had a much more subdued orgasm than Carter.   They are quickly kissing and rubbing each others pussies.  They each slowly rub the others clit. Carter has another immense orgasm. Then she climbs up and rides Brandi’s face. That was pretty great. She leans back and rubs Brandi’s clit but really soon starts only focusing on her own pussy which Brandi is licking vigorously.  

Carter never cums, instead she lowers herself down Brandi’s body and they trib, with both becoming breathless. Some more fingering before Carter gets into a position to scissors Brandi.  They both gasp and moan in pleasure.  This is so intense that the scene probably should have ended here. They are both out of breath and that was great.

But Brandi positions Carter on her hands and knees and starts slowly licking her from behind. She usesher finger and rubs Carter's clit while eating her asshole. Carter gasps out in shock.  Carter is soon cumming, grasping at the sheets. She looks lots spent. Brandi now slowly rubs Carters clit. She then goes back down on Carter licking her clit some more. Carter does her thing shaking and moaning and grasping at the sheets.  We finish up with Carter’s fingers inside Brandi so she can cum again. They kiss to end the scene. 

This was great. So great.  It probably could have used Carter going down on Brandi one more time. But I guess the purpose is Brandi loves girls and so it focuses on her enjoying other women. Anyway I loved this.   This is so much better than lots of the stuff studio's push nowadays.  No fake moans as background noise.  No constant 'oh yeahs'.  Just passionate sex.  Go watch this!! ****3/4

Lesbian Babysitter Episode Ratings

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Lesbian Babysitter Awards (Episodes 9-16)

Lesbian Babysitter Awards

As I do, I typically wrap up my viewing with some awards.  I have had these done for a while, just haven't had time to actually write them up.  So finally, here we go ... awards from Episodes 9 to 16.  There was some slim pickings here, as there really wasn't a whole lot of great stuff here.

MVP  - Carter Cruise

This was was pretty easy.  There were not a whole lot of standouts over these 8 episodes.  Honestly, I am not sure anyone else even came close.  Carter was in two episodes, 12 and 14, and was great in each.  The true MVP.

Best Mother - Ryan Keely

This was another one that was easy.  There were a few good mother performances, all limited to one scene.  These include Melissa Monet, Julia Ann, and Brandi Love.  Ryan spanned two scenes.  And she looked so fucking good in long hair.  She already had the MILF type body I love.  So she wins this one pretty easily.

Best Babysitter - Jessie Andrews

There were lots of options here.  Carter could have won this one too (but that would be boring).  Scarlet Red was good.  So was Clair Robbins. And Presley Hart.  But I really liked Jessie the best as a babysitter.  So she gets it. 

Hottest - Carter Cruise

Carter wins again.  But Presley looked amazing.  And another shout out to Ryan.  And Scarlet is always one of the hottest whenever she makes an appearance.

Biggest Surprise - Kimberly Kane

I was honestly shocked at how good she was in her one scene.  Honestly her scene with Claire was the lone bright spot in what I though was a bad bad Episode.   Seriously, she comes over to visit her friend (Dana Vespoli) and within minutes is fucking Dana's babysitter on the couch in a a very very good scene.  I was definitely not expecting that!  

Best Scene - India Summer and Presley Hart 

There were three scenes across these eight episodes that I rated at ****3/4.  Carter and Maggie, Ryan and Dana, and India and Presley.  I think any of these could win.  But in my mind it came down to India and Presley in a slight node over Ryan and Dana.  I just liked the initial tenderness of the India and Presley scene.  I thought it was pretty damn great! But ask me tomorrow and I may tell you that I prefer submissive Ryan.  Well for now India and Presley win!!

I still have multiple entries to make here.  I have my LB Top 5 awards.  I have multiple random scenes to post about.  I want to post some actress ranking metrics now that I have 62 MDECs, 16 LBs, and 100 scenes done.  And of course I have MDEC 63 to review.  Sorry my life just hasn't been conducive to writing lately.  Hopefully this changes soon!!

Lesbian Babysitters 16 Review

Well we have gotten to the end of our LB reviews.  The last episode!  I have to admit, this started out so great.  By the end it was a chore.  So many scenes with great looking participants just devolved into the things I mostly hate.  By the end it was clear we were watching staged porn sex, not anything intimate or even very good.  The occasional great scene would come up (say Sarah Vandella and Carter Cruise) but in general it just turned into stuff not really for me.  With that said, let's get into LB16.

Gianna Dior is Silvia Sage’s babysitter but also her lover. The video opens with Gianna brushing Silvia’s hair while each is naked. But Gianna is moving and so Silvia will need a new sitter. But first one last fuck!  Both are wearing insane amounts of makeup.  Not really a fan of this look, but I suppose it is what is. Silvia remarks that Gianna gave her all sorts of confidence that she lacking when they met.   Silvia has an all time terrible boob job. Like you can see the layers in her boobs as if they layered cones in there.  Gianna meanwhile looks hot in a turquoise bra and panty set.  Medium boobs. Big nipples.  I like her. Silvia goes down on Gianna but it doesn’t last very long. No big orgasm though.   Gianna now goes down on Silvia who asks where will I ever find someone like you? Gianna doesn’t stay there long and she climbs up to trib. This doesn’t last long either. What is with these lately where they rush through positions and no one ever cums (or at least cums hard)? Silvia eats Gianna from behind.   Gianna’s pussy looks great with Silvia’s tongue in it. And her tits look great hanging down too. Silvia eventually uses her fingers and Gianna cums.  They get in a 69. More close ups of Silvia’s pussy. Yay for that! This eventually leads to Silvia doing more rubbing on Gianna then climbing on top to trib.  You can see the layers in Silvia’s boobs. Who the fuck would do that to themselves?  Meanwhile, Gianna’s boobs shaking on the bottom is amazing. They both say a lot of “fuck baby” here and both seem to cum.  Silvia gets on her hands and knees and rubs her clit while Gianna licks from behind. Silvia has a little cum. More tribbing with Gianna on top to end things. Her boobs look immense here. They are almost too perfect.  She has the best orgasm of the scene here. They kiss to end it.  The visuals here of Gianna were pretty damn great. Silvia’s boobs are clearly not my favorite. But she was fine and Gianna was really good.  ***1/2

Silvia wakes the next day to a nice note from Gianna saying good bye and thank you, while also offering encouragement for her to find a new babysitter.  Ha ha.   

Serene Siren is having breakfast when her sitter Kenzie Reeves comes home. The two are in a Dom/Sub relationship in addition to Kenzie being her sitter. Serene makes Kenzie call her mistress.   Serene makes Kenzie scrub the floor while she rubs herself. Serene may be my least favorite  porn star ever ... Kenzie was in an all time shit show of a scene I just reviewed.  This scene doesn't bode well in my mind, although the story is funny. Silvia comes over and sees the relationship with Serene and Kenzie.  They talk about the two of them fucking babysitters. Serene gives Silvia a card for the same babysitter agency she found Kenzie from.

Kenzie breaks something in the kitchen after Silvia leaves and Serene decides she needs to punish her. Serene starts spanking her in the kitchen pushed up against the island.  So this is our first LB scene in the kitchen. Serene starts ravishing Kenzie on the kitchen island, especially her giant nipples.  Then devouring her pussy through her panties. Kenzi begs her mistress to eat her ass.  I loved this.  The problem is that now each of them start narrating, Kenzie talking about Serene is doing to her.  Serene about how Kenzie feels and tastes.  And this is why I hate modern porn sometimes. Eventually Serene focuses on Kenzie's pussy and she makes her cum.  Then she moves her off of a table back onto the island and fingers her to another cum.  Sadly lots of spit involved here.  Serene gets Kenzie up on the island where they attempt to trib, but very poorly. Serene tells Kenzie she has waited for this the whole day as Kenzie goes down on her and also fingers her hole. Kenzie puts Serene's foot in her mouth and Serene calls her a good girl. Kenzie climbs up, grinds for a bit and then tribs Serene.  They each have a nice orgasm.  Then Kenzie climbs further up and rides Serene face (while Serene fingers her own clit).  All of this happening on a kitchen island I remind you.  Then they 69, with Kenzie basically filling Serene's pussy up with spit.  Serene almost uses her child voice when Kenzie asks her to put her big titties in her mouth.  It started to come out and then stopped. Kenzi says something about Serene taking good care of her "fuck hole". They grind some more on the island where they each cum again. Look this was not good.  In fact it was bad.  But in being objective, I can say it wasn't as bad as  I feared.  And if it had been on a bed, not on a kitchen island I would have ranked it higher.  But each of these actresses suck, even if I really like Kenzie's nipples.   They could't resist their worst traits and by the end I was hoping to never ever hear either's voice ever again.  *1/2

Silvia calls Babysitters Dreams and talks to Danni Rivers to set up a meeting. Her girlfriend Ivy Jones is quite jealous. Ivy doesn’t want Danni fucking hot Beverly Hills MILFs.  I guess she knows the deal about these babysitters. Danni shows up for an interview and Silvia is dressed in a tight red dress. Silvia tells her it is a live in position and so Danni is worried Ivy will be upset.

While Danni is off interviewing, Ivy is fucking Aidra Fox behind her back.  Ivy already has her top off as they kiss . An all small/med boob matchup.  Right up my alley.  Ivy has implants though that are pretty restrained. I applaud her for that.  Although as always I question the decision to get them. They kiss and suck on each others boobs. Aidra has an awesome body.  Ivy gently rubs her pussy and clit with her finger. Then she licks and Aidra is quite responsive.  Ivy strips down and Aidra gives her a spank. Ivy tells her to treat her like a naughty girl  Aidra fingers Ivy for a while before going down on her and making her cum.  Ivy gets behind Aidra and fingers her pussy while kissing her neck   Soon Aidra is rubbing her own clit while Ivy has two fingers inside her.  Aidra cums and quivers all over Ivy. Aidra ends up on her stomach and we get more of the same. Aidra rubbing her clit and Ivy fingering her. Ivy asks her if she is going to be a big slut for her.  At times this has a little too much fake moaning and lots of “yeah yeah yeah”. It would be so much better if it just sounded natural.  Ivy also has the modern porn fascination of spitting in Audra’s pussy a lot.  Ivy fingers her to another orgasm. Ivy climbs up and rides Audra’s face. This looks pretty great until they do a closeup of Ivy’s boobs.  You can really see how firm Ivy’s boobs are her.  She actually showed some restraint when getting her boobs done as I mentioned. But they are so firm they scram fake. You can also see the incisions underneath them. Probably not the best angle to shoot at.  Oh well.   Aidra goes down on Ivy again.   We get a cum a few more light licks on Ivy’s pussy, a few spanks, some fingers and then a final Ivy orgasm to end this.  They kiss and of course Dani walks in on them.  Instead of saying anything she just walks out.  Some of this I liked.  Some I didn’t.  ***1/2 feels a little generous but also right. 

Danni rushes back to accept the job.  As she does Silvia is on the phone with Serene who is busy cumming from Kenzie eating her out.  Danni tells Silvia about catching Ivy fucking Aidra. Silvia tells Danni she is beautiful and then they go fold laundry. Silvia tells Danni about Gianna. Silvia starts hitting on Danni who asks her if she is trying to seduce her.  The two quickly start kissing. Dani’s top is down and she has the loveliest little tiny tits. Silvia is quickly licking her pussy. Danni looks so sweet and innocent yet she is quickly telling Silvia to "lick that clit". I suppose I just want my babysitters here to be a little more innocent or demur.  Silvia pulls her dress down and we see those god awful multi layered cone tits. The camera view also shows a giant scar on the side where she had those monstrosities inserted. Fuck Silvia Sage’s terrible tits.  Danni tells Silvia she can do more than babysit and then starts licking her pussy.  Silvia calls her baby and not to ever stop eating her pussy. Of course she stops with a minute or so.  They get into 69 and start the need to constantly narrate and fake moan. Well this scene took a serious turn south.   Danny has a nice orgasms but it is so surrounded by fake moans and narration, I really stopped caring.  They trib and it is terrible camera work … we mostly see their sides.  Silvia legs cover Danni’s body which is really the only thing I am enjoying here. Danni does cum which seemed more natural and less porn like than the last one.  Silvia fingers Danni to another cum and then she gets on her hands and knees for Danni to eat her from behind.  It turns into a mutual fingering and Danni cums again.  Again this one seems more natural too.  So Danni brings the scene up at the end by just being natural.  But that stretch in the middle drags it down a bit.   ***1/4

The movie ends with Danni brushing Silvia’s hair just like Gianna did to open the movie. 

If the overarching storyline of the Lesbian Babysitters isn’t a statement about the current plight of the modern porn scene, I don’t know what is.  We went from an all time great movie to a few absolute shit shows of scenes and in general a massive lack in overall scene quality. Fake moans, excessive chatter and narration, lots of spitting.  It’s simply hard to care about the overall  product at this point.  I remember watching Michelle Lay and Zoey Halloway and thinking this is what it would be like if a real lesbian couple was letting me watch them have sex.  By the end, we get too many scenes of actress going through the motions of a porn scene.  Way more "oh yeahs" and wads of spit than passion or intimacy. So let me queue up Michelle Lay and Satine Phoenix and in the meantime go yell at the clouds. 

Overall - A poor end to a series that started out so well.  Nothing must watch here, although I did enjoy looking at Gianna, Aidra, and Danni.  I for one and am glad this series of reviews is over.  It became a drag towards the end.  Will probably go on and just watch  my next100  random scenes to re-energize!

Awards:

• MVP - No one really stood out, but Gianna was good and looked good too.  She wins by default.  If only she were paired with a better partner.
• Hottest - Gianna over Aidra and Danni.
• Best Mother - Sigh, Silvia by default
• Best Babysitter - Gianna
• Biggest Surprise - Gianna, who I definitely haven't reviewed before, and if I had seen her before I didn't make much note of her
• Best Scene - Silvia and Gianna

Scenes:

• Silvia Sage and Gianna Dior ***1/2
• Serene Siren and Kenzie Reeves *1/2
• Aidra Fox and Ivy Jones ***1/2
• Silvia Sage and Danni Rivers ***1/4