Lesbian Babysitters 11 Review

This was my least favorite episode to date.  Nothing was exceptional.  Everything was kind of boring.  I thought the storyline was completely uninteresting (to me).   While it was short from a time perspective, it was also hard for me to get through, just because it didn't hold my interest.  So let's discuss. 

Aaliyah Love and Raven Rockette are studying and planning out the organization of a school project. Raven is a babysitter for a reality tv couple Sandy (also known as Vega Vixxen) and Ariel X and is worried about their issues.  Sandy is a former famous actress.  Ariel is a fitness expert.  They had a baby to bolster ratings of their lesbian couple relatity tv show, and when that didn't work, the show was canceled.  Now they have a baby they didn't want, and Sandy is incredibly depressed about her career.  Yeah, all of these are topics I just don't connect with.  

Aaliyah imitates Sandy and soon they start tickling each other and making out. They are quickly down to their bras and panties. They look pretty damn amazing in these outfits, Aaliyah in yellow and Raven in purple. Raven has nice medium sized boobs. Wasn’t expecting that when she was dressed to start the scene. I really like their look and shape. Raven fingers Aaliyah for a moment before she turns things around and goes down on Raven. Raven gets close, but no orgasm there. A little too much chatting and giggling going on as well. Aaliyah gets on top to trib.  This is nice and slow.  Great momentary view with her on top.  We also get a nice view of Raven on top riding Aaliyah’s face.  They flip places and Aliyah rides Ravens face. Aaliyah finally has a nice orgasm after grinding and twerking on Raven’s face. Luckily the two stars here are attractive because that may be the most bang average scene of all time from a sex perspective.  Maybe a little longer with better orgasms would have helped.  ***

Raven is now on duty as the babysitter and sings with a guitar to the baby. Sandy is on the phone worried about reality tv work. There are money issues.  And lots of issues with Sammy’s career.  As I noted they had the baby to boost ratings of their lesbian reality tv show and it didn’t help,  I should note that this kitchen has been used in a few scenes previously.   Now a vignette of Ariel working out. Her body is banging. 

After her workout she is freshly showered and naked and Sandy comes in wanting to fuck. Ariel resists for a moment but soon they are kissing.  This is the giant nipples scene. Both have moderate size implants.  Both very erect nipples.  And I would argue that Sandy’s are extra big.  Ariel bends Sandy over and licks her pussy. This is quite the energetic scene so far with both into it and lots of movement all over the bed. They morph into a 69 and somewhat quietly lick each other’s pussies.  I have to admit. I much prefer the kind of quiet of this scene to excessive fake moaning. Eventually Sandy gets behind Ariel and licks her from behind, with Ariel actually doing most of the work twerking. They go back to 69 and then soon are tribbing and scissoring They maneuver back to another 69 then soon are both vertical kissing and fingering one another through multiple positions. They kiss.  They finger. Even Ariel licks Sandy’s asshole at some point.  This scene is so odd.  The girls are into one another.  Lots of energy, positions, etc.  but no big orgasms.  It doesn’t build to anything. How does a scene with energetic performances and good looking participants be so boring? At the end they each complain about each other.  Ha ha, old married couple. **1/2

This scene was very boring.  This story kind of sucks. In the real world I don’t care one bit about reality tv and so this story doesn’t remotely pique my interest.  Hard to imagine how lamely this has started. 

Raven is doing laundry and she hears Dana Vespoli drop off Ariel after a training session. Dana wants to take Ariel out to dinner to talk about a new Reality show idea. So now its Friday and they come back to Dana's house after their dinner. Dana pitches Ariel on a reality show were she trains younger girls and then they have a physique contest. But the show will be shot in Florida and Ariel needs to relocate. Dana touches her the whole time while pitching the idea.  Ariel appreciates that Dana has faith in her.  They think they will be good together and soon are kissing.

There is no hesitation on Ariel's part about cheating and soon she is stripping down.  Ariel is quickly naked ... Dana has her blouse bunched around her waist.  Her third scene in a row where this happens.  What is the issue with Dana's stomach that she won't show us? Dana goes down first on Ariel, licks her pussy and then sucks her toes.  Soon she uses Ariels foot to rub her own pussy.  I like Dana's implants size, although when she lies back you can see the implant in her boob.  I am never a fan of that.   Ariel licks Dana for a while.  But as becoming the norm for this episode, she doesn't cum and they transition into something else. Quickly Ariel is lying back with her legs pulled back and Dana is eating her again. A camera cut and suddenly Ariel is screeching and grabbing the pillow.  Assuming that is an orgasm.  It came out of nowhere with that camera cut.  Terrible editing. We get a nice view of the wine on the coffee table ... undrunk.  The full wine glasses is far more interesting than this scene to be honest. Ariel fingers Dana for a bit.  They take turns rubbing each others asses and fingering one another. Some scissoring at the end.  Dana has a great look on her face.  The best thing about the scene so far.  They get into a more conventional grinding position  with some really awkward kissing to end things. Maybe it is me.  Maybe I am just grumpy.  But this was the third scene in a row that was just boring.  It doesn't suck, but it isn't anything worth watching again either. **

Sandy is upset and drinking because Ariel has moved on. Raven finds her passed out on the couch.  Ariel has dumped her via a note.  That is so cold, but respect for Ariel for getting on with things.  Anyway, Raven brings her to bed. The next day Sandy is off to an audition and Raven arrives for her babysitting duties. Later Sandy is upset because she didn’t get the role. Raven comforts her which soon leads to them kissing.  Some energy between the two when Sandy sucks Raven’s boobs.  They awkwardly take each other’s clothes off. I am surprised again by the size of Ravens boobs.  She does need to trim her bush though. Sandy goes down on Raven. Raven fingers Sandy. Then they trib.   Then Sandy does a reverse trib grinding her ass on Raven’s pussy. Sandy sits on Raven’s face    Some nice close ups of her lips hanging down and Raven licking all over.  This leads to a 69 for a bit. All of this just feels generic and uninteresting. Sandy turns Raven over and fingers her clit while she licks her asshole. Finally something not so boring in this movie.  It still doesn’t lead to any orgasms or anything fun though.  They awkwardly try to scissors at the end. Well that sucked too. This movie was exceptional in its ability to be boring the whole time.  **1/4

Overall - This was boring, in case my review didn't make that clear.  I have never seen a movie with less orgasms.   Lots of build up, and then ... nothing.  So odd.

Awards:

• MVP - I guess Raven, she was in two scenes, one of which was at least average.
• Hottest - Aaliyah over Raven.
• Best Mother - Sandy, I guess I enjoyed her more than Ariel and Dana.  I did like her nipples.
• Best Babysitter - Raven, over Aliyah mainly due to Raven being in two scenes (and also being the actual babysitter).
• Biggest Surprise - Raven's boobs once her bra was off ... over Sandy's big nipples.
• Best Scene - Raven and Aaliyah

Scenes:

• Aaliyah Love and Raven Rockette ***
• Sandy and Ariel X **1/2
• Ariel X and Dana Vespoli **
• Sandy and Raven Rockette **1/4

Lesbian Babysitters 10 Review

After the highs of LB9, we are back to take a look at the 10th Episode of the Lesbian Babysitters.  This was not my favorite episode.  While I appreciate a good storyline running throughout the whole movie, this one from a sex perspective was pretty bang average except for the final scene.   So let's get into it and discuss. 

Presley Hart gets out of the shower and begins to get dressed for a nanny interview.  She is amazing, absolutely gorgeous.  Dahlia Sky gets home from a night of partying and they kiss.  They decide to fuck before Presley’s interview and her clothes are off quicker than she put them on.  Dahlia strips quickly too.  I am also into a passionate quickie so I am hopeful for this. 20 mins total for this scene.  Presley has an absolute banging body, thin and nice boobs that are just a handful. No foreplay needed here, Presley is eating Dahlia within 3 mins of the scene starting. Dahlia is pretty too, although I like Presley more.  Dahlia is a little thicker with lots of tattoos  Presley stops before Dahlia cums and flips over to her back.  Dahlia goes down on Presley and it is aggressive.  Presley grabs the sheets (my favorite) and cums although not very loudly.   Dahlia tribs on top. She looks good. Presley looks amazing on the bottom. Sadly the camera view is often if Dahlia’s back.  You would think with all the camera cuts SHV does they could have positioned this better.  Dahlia rides Presley’s face. Lots of close ups of Presley’s tongue on her clit. Things slow down and with some light kissing. Presley now rides Dahlia’s face  but again we see lots of her back. A few pecks and Presley is back getting dressed for her interview. This was just ok. Would have liked there to be more urgency in a short scene. An urgent passionate quickie would have been great. Would have liked better angles and views.  The camera work when the girls were upright and on top was not good. I should not see their backs for such long stretches.  I would also have liked better or stronger orgasms. With all that said, Presley is that great blend of cute and hot,  and with a better costar might have a banger of a scene.  ***1/4

India Summer is a lawyer running to the office for a meeting  before coming home for an interview with Presley. Veronica Avluv is the mother who gave birth but is ignoring the baby and wants to go back to work as an actress. Dana Vespoli works as Veronica’s assistant and brings Presley in to interview with India. The interview goes good and Presley gets the job.  India and Veronica want her to sign a non disclosure because Veronica and India are private even though celebrities.  And we learn that Veronica has postpartum depression.  We then get lots of video of Presley acting as the babysitter. Presley stays in the guest house and Dahlia spends the night   When Dahlia finds out that Veronica is one of the mothers she feels she has to meet her. Dahlia and Veronica bump into each other when Dahlia is leaving , clearly setting the stage for something later.

We get a camera cut, and then Veronica and India are naked in bed kissing.  When Veronica is on top, you can see all the striations in her implants.  Not a good look (to be kind, my instinct is to say something way worse), why on earth would they shoot this camera angle?  I didn’t think her boobs this hard or fake the last scene she was in.  Veronica goes down on India first.  India is so great, moaning, grabbing the sheets, and just being into it.   Veronica soon basically bends India in half and then starts tribbing her.  This look incredibly uncomfortable.  It doesn't last long and soon they are just tribbing in a normal position. Veronica lies back and India goes crazy licking and sucking on her pussy.  She soon starts fingering her and you can see how incredibly wet Veronica.  Pussy juice is dripping everywhere and all over India's hands. India starts furiously fucking Veronica with her fingers, then after a while climbs up to trib her. She soon gets behind Veronica and squeezes her boobs, while rubbing her pussy more. We now get some aggressive fingering of India by Veronica. They kiss for a moment, then Veronica gets between India's legs and grinds her thigh on India's pussy. They come down, cuddle and chat for a moment, before Veronica says goodnight and rolls over.  India worries that Veronica seems different.  Veronica tells India she is critical of her, and the truth is India is kind of right, Veronica is being a bitch. This was fun at times. India was good. Veronica was really wet.  Veronica wasn’t very likable but I suppose that was the point   ***1/2

India is complaining to Presley about Veronica not wanting anything to do with the baby.  India doesn’t think Veronica has postpartum depression but really is just narcissistic. Meanwhile Veronica slips  Dahlia her number and soon the two are making out at the “beach house”.

Moments after making their way to the couch, Veronica pulls Dahlia’s panties aside and is licking her pussy. Veronica basically pulls Dahlia’s clothes off and ravages her on the couch with her mouth and fingers.  Dahlia grabs the cushions as she announces she is cumming.  Veronica strips down and now it’s Dahlia’s turn to love on Veronica. Veronica gives direction to suck on her clit and calls her a good girl. She then commands to give her two fingers.  Veronica gets on top for some tribbing before she flips over for 69. Dahlia’s pussy is exceptionally wet. My god you can hear Veronica’s fingers just sloshing away in it.   Last scene it was Veronica so wet, this time Dahlia. Veronica gets behind her to squeeze her boobs before she starts fingering her some more.   She fingers with one hand and rubs her clit with the other.  She also spits in Dahlia multiple times.  Veronica lies back and Dahlia sits on her face.  Dahlia’s boobs look good on top like this.  Veronica is rubbing her own clit while Dahlia fingers her too.  Dahlia starts rocking like mad on Veronica’s face. Veronica mounts Dahlia and they grind and kiss passionately. As they finish they run off to shower and continue the next round in the bedroom.  Another scene that was just ok, it didn't grab me.  Maybe I just don't enjoy Veronica all that much?  The best part about this was Dahlia's sloppy wet pussy. ***1/2

Dahlia comes to see Presley and tells her she hooked up with Veronica and that the two are in love.  Presley slaps her because she is breaking up a family.  Good for Presley.  Ha ha. Meanwhile Veronica has broken up with India via a note left on their bed.  Is that worse than dumping someone via text? Presley cums in to tell India that she left with her friend Dahlia.  The two have left for Europe. Presley wants India to know she is there for her and they baby.  And we know what happens when a babysitter is there for the mother.  

After the obligatory hug (twice) they kiss.  I think Presley is getting the far better end of this deal! The kissing here is very nice .... soft and exploratory.  Meanwhile this story is not even't remotely believable.   My long time partner left me via note, lets quickly fuck my babysitter.  Ah well, this scene still should be great. They don't waste much time and soon the two are down to their underwear kissing. Presley's boobs are absolutely spectacular.  I am not sure I appreciated them as much in scene 1 as I am here.  Absolutely amazing.   India goes down on Presley, first pushing her panties to the side, then pushing her legs back and devouring her pussy.  Eventually we get a lot of heavy breathing but no monumental orgasm. India ends up on her hand and knees and Presley licks her from behind.  Her tongue basically covers every square inch of India's pussy, licking all over. India kisses Presley deeply afterwords.  I always love this. India then fingers Presley while she kisses her and Presley has a massive cum.  Awesome stuff!! India tribs on top, and Presley even sucks her boobs for a bit.  This was awesome too! India gets behind Presley for some ass eating while she fingers her.  Presley is pretty incredible here, unable to remain still.  She is shaking and quivering and jerking all over the bed.  They finger each other and Presley seems to cum again.  That is four for her so far.   Summer moves up and rides Presely's face, grinding her hips back and forth on Presley's tongue.  India cums and eventually says "oh wow"  She keeps grinding and cums again! They move to my favorite position with India behind Presley, squeezing her boobs and rubbing her clit.  This caps off just a monumental scene, with Presley cumming again! Lots of kissing to end this.   I loved this!  Besides the slightly preposterous idea of  these two jumping into bed so quickly, and being naked so fast this was absolutely great!  And this is lesbian porn so shit like that happens almost every movie.  It just seemed slightly more extreme here.   But since we are here for the women, enjoy this one!  This is by far the best scene in the Episode, and one of the best in the series so far. ****3/4

Overall - The first three scenes each have their moments, Presley being hot, and incredibly wet pussies.  But Scene 4 was an all time great one, and most definitely highly recommended.

Our awards are going to be quit one sided.  

Awards:

• MVP - Presley, who looked amazing and had so many hard orgasms in the last scene
• Hottest - Presley
• Best Mother - India
• Best Babysitter - Presley
• Biggest Surprise - Presley, I had no idea I would find her as attractive as I did.  Although shout outs to Veronica and Dahlia's wet pussies in the second and third scenes. 
• Best Scene - India and Presley

Scenes:

• Presley Hart and Dahlia Sky ***1/4
• India Summer and Veronica Avluv ***1/2
• Veronica Avluv and Dahlia Sky ***1/2
• India Summer and Presley Hart  ****3/4

DK Reviews a Random Scene 93

Lesbian Seductions 35 Scene 1 Review with Melissa Monet and Asa Akira

Asa comes to see Melissa and she has incredibly hard nipples poking through her sweater.  Wow!! She is there to see Melissa’s house like she is going to rent it or something  ... and it turns out she is just to rent a room. Of course the tour focuses on the bedroom for a bit. The house has a giant kitchen. How does Melissa afford this house?  She says she is starting an animal rescue but how did she build this giant house?

There are lots of other perspective  renters to complete against so what will Ada do to raise her chances? One even offered to sleep with Melissa once a week plus pay rent.  Asa says would sleep with Melissa every night.  Ha ha, and there we go. 

Melissa takes Asa to the bedroom to see if they are compatible.  So this story is awesome. I am always down with  quid pro quo fucking.   My only complaint so far is that Melissa is dressed a little frumpy. Hopefully soon the clothes are off and it doesn’t matter.

Asa is instantly kissing Melissa once they get to the bedroom. Melissa takes Asa’s top.  No bra. Of course. And nice medium sized implants.  While I prefer natural these look nice.  Typical start.  They kiss and remove each other’s clothing.  Good heavy breathing makes this seem very realistic! 

Melissa pulls Asa’s panties aside and licks her clit, Asa just moans “yes please”. Asa has a beautiful shaved pussy and Melissa clearly enjoys it as she eats her to an awesome orgasm with a loud “oh my god” as she cums.  Melissa ends up on her stomach and Asa begins to lick her asshole. Soon after Melissa flips over and Asa starts on her pussy.

My writings on Melissa are pretty detailed.  Let’s just say I am always enamored of her perfect MILF body!

Asa makes Melissa come with her tonguing and Melissa has one of her guttural orgasms. Asa keeps going a little slower this time and Melissa cums so hard again.  She shakes and quivers and jumps.  Melissa gets behind Asa and starts rubbing her pussy and squeezing her boobs. Meanwhile Asa rubs Melissa clit too. 

Melissa makes Asa cum, and she us completely breathless.  I loved that. Melissa then sticks two and then three fingers inside Asa and finger fucks hard. Asa’s facial expressions during all of this is amazing. As Melissa fucks her, she just moans “ok ok ok” repeatably.  Finally Asa cums again and is once again breathless. At this point Melissa puts four fingers inside her and continues to finger fuck her. Asa cums again and is basically spent. Melissa comments on how Asa’s pussy crushed her fingers.  

Ada now works her own three fingers into Melissa while licking her clit.   Melissa asks Asa to kiss her and they make our while Melissa gets fingered and cums.  Asa slowly kisses all over Melissa and Melissa tells her the room is hers. Ha ha. 

I loved this scene. It’s passionate.  The sex is aggressive.  The fingering is hard. The women are gorgeous. There are tons of incredible orgasms.  The breathing and facial expressions are amazing.  The storyline was great.  Seriously this is just what I want from my lesbian scenes.  ****3/4