Lesbian Babysitters 11 Review

This was my least favorite episode to date.  Nothing was exceptional.  Everything was kind of boring.  I thought the storyline was completely uninteresting (to me).   While it was short from a time perspective, it was also hard for me to get through, just because it didn't hold my interest.  So let's discuss. 

Aaliyah Love and Raven Rockette are studying and planning out the organization of a school project. Raven is a babysitter for a reality tv couple Sandy (also known as Vega Vixxen) and Ariel X and is worried about their issues.  Sandy is a former famous actress.  Ariel is a fitness expert.  They had a baby to bolster ratings of their lesbian couple relatity tv show, and when that didn't work, the show was canceled.  Now they have a baby they didn't want, and Sandy is incredibly depressed about her career.  Yeah, all of these are topics I just don't connect with.  

Aaliyah imitates Sandy and soon they start tickling each other and making out. They are quickly down to their bras and panties. They look pretty damn amazing in these outfits, Aaliyah in yellow and Raven in purple. Raven has nice medium sized boobs. Wasn’t expecting that when she was dressed to start the scene. I really like their look and shape. Raven fingers Aaliyah for a moment before she turns things around and goes down on Raven. Raven gets close, but no orgasm there. A little too much chatting and giggling going on as well. Aaliyah gets on top to trib.  This is nice and slow.  Great momentary view with her on top.  We also get a nice view of Raven on top riding Aaliyah’s face.  They flip places and Aliyah rides Ravens face. Aaliyah finally has a nice orgasm after grinding and twerking on Raven’s face. Luckily the two stars here are attractive because that may be the most bang average scene of all time from a sex perspective.  Maybe a little longer with better orgasms would have helped.  ***

Raven is now on duty as the babysitter and sings with a guitar to the baby. Sandy is on the phone worried about reality tv work. There are money issues.  And lots of issues with Sammy’s career.  As I noted they had the baby to boost ratings of their lesbian reality tv show and it didn’t help,  I should note that this kitchen has been used in a few scenes previously.   Now a vignette of Ariel working out. Her body is banging. 

After her workout she is freshly showered and naked and Sandy comes in wanting to fuck. Ariel resists for a moment but soon they are kissing.  This is the giant nipples scene. Both have moderate size implants.  Both very erect nipples.  And I would argue that Sandy’s are extra big.  Ariel bends Sandy over and licks her pussy. This is quite the energetic scene so far with both into it and lots of movement all over the bed. They morph into a 69 and somewhat quietly lick each other’s pussies.  I have to admit. I much prefer the kind of quiet of this scene to excessive fake moaning. Eventually Sandy gets behind Ariel and licks her from behind, with Ariel actually doing most of the work twerking. They go back to 69 and then soon are tribbing and scissoring They maneuver back to another 69 then soon are both vertical kissing and fingering one another through multiple positions. They kiss.  They finger. Even Ariel licks Sandy’s asshole at some point.  This scene is so odd.  The girls are into one another.  Lots of energy, positions, etc.  but no big orgasms.  It doesn’t build to anything. How does a scene with energetic performances and good looking participants be so boring? At the end they each complain about each other.  Ha ha, old married couple. **1/2

This scene was very boring.  This story kind of sucks. In the real world I don’t care one bit about reality tv and so this story doesn’t remotely pique my interest.  Hard to imagine how lamely this has started. 

Raven is doing laundry and she hears Dana Vespoli drop off Ariel after a training session. Dana wants to take Ariel out to dinner to talk about a new Reality show idea. So now its Friday and they come back to Dana's house after their dinner. Dana pitches Ariel on a reality show were she trains younger girls and then they have a physique contest. But the show will be shot in Florida and Ariel needs to relocate. Dana touches her the whole time while pitching the idea.  Ariel appreciates that Dana has faith in her.  They think they will be good together and soon are kissing.

There is no hesitation on Ariel's part about cheating and soon she is stripping down.  Ariel is quickly naked ... Dana has her blouse bunched around her waist.  Her third scene in a row where this happens.  What is the issue with Dana's stomach that she won't show us? Dana goes down first on Ariel, licks her pussy and then sucks her toes.  Soon she uses Ariels foot to rub her own pussy.  I like Dana's implants size, although when she lies back you can see the implant in her boob.  I am never a fan of that.   Ariel licks Dana for a while.  But as becoming the norm for this episode, she doesn't cum and they transition into something else. Quickly Ariel is lying back with her legs pulled back and Dana is eating her again. A camera cut and suddenly Ariel is screeching and grabbing the pillow.  Assuming that is an orgasm.  It came out of nowhere with that camera cut.  Terrible editing. We get a nice view of the wine on the coffee table ... undrunk.  The full wine glasses is far more interesting than this scene to be honest. Ariel fingers Dana for a bit.  They take turns rubbing each others asses and fingering one another. Some scissoring at the end.  Dana has a great look on her face.  The best thing about the scene so far.  They get into a more conventional grinding position  with some really awkward kissing to end things. Maybe it is me.  Maybe I am just grumpy.  But this was the third scene in a row that was just boring.  It doesn't suck, but it isn't anything worth watching again either. **

Sandy is upset and drinking because Ariel has moved on. Raven finds her passed out on the couch.  Ariel has dumped her via a note.  That is so cold, but respect for Ariel for getting on with things.  Anyway, Raven brings her to bed. The next day Sandy is off to an audition and Raven arrives for her babysitting duties. Later Sandy is upset because she didn’t get the role. Raven comforts her which soon leads to them kissing.  Some energy between the two when Sandy sucks Raven’s boobs.  They awkwardly take each other’s clothes off. I am surprised again by the size of Ravens boobs.  She does need to trim her bush though. Sandy goes down on Raven. Raven fingers Sandy. Then they trib.   Then Sandy does a reverse trib grinding her ass on Raven’s pussy. Sandy sits on Raven’s face    Some nice close ups of her lips hanging down and Raven licking all over.  This leads to a 69 for a bit. All of this just feels generic and uninteresting. Sandy turns Raven over and fingers her clit while she licks her asshole. Finally something not so boring in this movie.  It still doesn’t lead to any orgasms or anything fun though.  They awkwardly try to scissors at the end. Well that sucked too. This movie was exceptional in its ability to be boring the whole time.  **1/4

Overall - This was boring, in case my review didn't make that clear.  I have never seen a movie with less orgasms.   Lots of build up, and then ... nothing.  So odd.

Awards:

• MVP - I guess Raven, she was in two scenes, one of which was at least average.
• Hottest - Aaliyah over Raven.
• Best Mother - Sandy, I guess I enjoyed her more than Ariel and Dana.  I did like her nipples.
• Best Babysitter - Raven, over Aliyah mainly due to Raven being in two scenes (and also being the actual babysitter).
• Biggest Surprise - Raven's boobs once her bra was off ... over Sandy's big nipples.
• Best Scene - Raven and Aaliyah

Scenes:

• Aaliyah Love and Raven Rockette ***
• Sandy and Ariel X **1/2
• Ariel X and Dana Vespoli **
• Sandy and Raven Rockette **1/4