DK Reviews a Random Scene 12

Net Skirts 2.0 Scene 3 Review: Magdalene St Michaels and Brooke Lee Adams

This scene wasn't picked random at all.  If anyone has been following along, you know I am a sucker for storylines and arches that traverse over multiple episodes of a series.  Really the whole inspiration for this blog was that the original MDEC episodes kept a soap opera like set of storylines going (for the most part) for the first fifteen or so parts.  I previously reviewed the first part of the Maggie and Brooke storyline.  I thought it made sense to at least follow up on it and see how the characters were moving ahead.

The girls are coming home from some night out all dressed up.  Maggie tells Brooke that she is glad she got to share the evening with her.  And then she tells her she has some sexy lingerie on underneath if Brooke would like to check it out.  Of course she would, Brooke is no dumb girl.

Suddenly they are on the bed and Maggie already has one of Brookes boobs out of her bra. We actually get Brooke more naked this scene which is nice.  The whole reason for watching the first scene was I loved Brooke's body and wanted to see more of it.  And luckily we can.  She looks incredible as the attached pictures validate.  Maggie eats her to an orgasm and Brooke looks so amazing (sounds it too). The scene seems to have some of the foreplay and transitions edited out.  I have a remastered version so I am not sure if the original is longer, or they just made lots of cuts when doing the original.  Brooke then does the same to Maggie who also looks good and tends to convulse  a lot.  And then it happens ... more tit fucking.  It’s like this move is following me around now taunting me.  Ha ha.  Maggie cums with Brooke's nipple in her pussy. I have a hard time imagining that that was real.  Brooke has nice boobs but they aren’t magic. We get a view of Brookes ass from behind and it is so full and juicy.  Sadly I can't find a good screen capture of it.  I might need to start taking my own since that seems a view we all need to see! They each take a turn grinding on top to end the sex part of it. Similar to the first scene it could have used a little length and maybe some more variety, maybe about 5 minutes more.  And I am over the dove fucking.  It's a nice foreplay teaser but shouldn't be the orgasm point of a scene. ***3/4

After Brooke tells Maggie that she is pregnant. She is worried that Maggie is mad, but she isn’t and she is all in for the pregnancy,  Sadly I think this storyline now dies.  Might have been nice to see their relationship evolve into lots more sex with the ladies of Thornhill. 

I still need to check out that Brooke / Dyanna Lauren scene in Lesbian Seductions 34 for the ultimate in Brooke lesbian scenes.  But these two with Maggie have been short and fun, even if not all time greats.  

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 33 Review

So we have arrived at Episode 33.  Being fully transparent, I really liked this Episode.  But it had some faults with some of it, logically and storyline wise.  In three of the scenes, the sex was outstanding.  And really that is the bottom line of why we are here.  So let’s get into it.   Here we go … Episode 33 of the MDEC. 

Simone Sonay is worried that Shyla Jennings doesn’t want to go to a dance with a boy.  Right off the bat, Shyla has a new shorter haircut, which I really like.  She also admits is a virgin.  Seriously this storyline is getting old, but it’s the one they keep using.  Simone calls Dana DeArmond worried and says this is why they joined the MDEC.  So they set up a sleep over for Shyla and Eva Loria and give them the same Lesbian Sex Position book that keep being used in all this scenes. Ha ha. Dana is Eva's aunt by the way, her mother passed away at some point before. The girls play on their phones and sleep instead of having sex, which upsets Simone.  Got to love that the mother is upset her daughter isn’t having sex. 

Eva and Simone head off to talk and Dana gets in bed with Shyla.  Shyla likes Eva but doesn’t want to be awkward making a move.  So Dana shows her how it is done.  And we are on! Shyla is the aggressor kissing Dana very passionately and almost immediately feeing her boobs. There is not even any pretending it’s her first time. I just don’t get the need for that in a storyline so much.  No first time virgin is going to figuratively sexually attack a friend of their moms.  Oh well, as I said, this Episode has logic holes and issue.  Just a little reminder, Shyla is one of my favorites.   She may have the most perfect boobs I have ever seen.  And if you read my review of Lesbian Psychodramas 1, you will remember that I really like Dana, and was sad the direction they took on her character.  Here she just gets to be a horny mature woman.  Shyla goes down on Dana so fast, and Dana  “Look at your dirty little face” and “You are such a good girl”. Then she spanks her and says she is a “sexy little woman”. Dana goes down on Shyla and she squeezes her boobs while eating. That is amazing.  Then she fingers her talking about how wet her pussy is. They start to trib and it is almost violent.  Wow.  Dana sits on her face.  The view is lovely. She fingers Shyla while she is being eaten too. At one point she grabs her hair and starts grinding her pussy into Shylas face.  Holy fuck.  This is incredible!!! Shyla starts grinding on her and Dana squeezes her tits.  Wow I would do the same exact thing if she were riding me.  They lick other in a 69 to end things. And Dana squeezes her ass.  Incredible kissing to end it. That was awesome.  I wonder why aren’t more scenes like that?  I get the need to have slow and sensual.  And I like that too.  See scene 4 in this Episode.  But this was incredible.  Maybe the best opening scene we have had so far.  Shyla is a superstar and Dana is great! ****3/4

Simone and Eva are talking in another room. Eva thinks she is gay but doesn’t want to try anything in “this town”.  As a note, if this is supposed to be happening in Thornhill, what the fuck, that is the lesbian capital of the world.   Simone this is she is gay too but is keeping it quite too. She is afraid of people knowing.  Neither had ever been with a girl.  Just great another first time scene.  This leads to kissing  Eva has some really big boobs that I was not expecting.  Eventually she gets some bad implants but all natural here and spectacular.   And she is quite cute.  Would love to see her with someone different. Simone has bolt-ons but not an offensive size.  But a very odd shape. Nipples are almost pointing down. And the gap between the boobs is huge.  She also has lots of tattoos. There is good kissing to start.  But all in all this is very slow.  Eva appears to have a pretty pussy but we don’t really see it.  Simone licks her, and then Eva rubs on Simone for a long before eventually licking her.  She eventually finishes her off with her finger.  They grind and kiss to end. That was far less eventful  than the first scene. Lucky Eva looked amazing or this would have been way worse.  ***1/4

Magdalene St Michels brings granddaughter Mia Gold over to Raylene’s house.  Another aside, Maggie a grandmother … what the fuck is that about?  Mia’s mother was killed by drunk driver.  That is kind of morbid, the second such bit in this Episode.  I don’t really like this story or the direction it started in. Maggie and Raylene have wine which is a welcome return to the MDEC.  The ladies met on MDEC, but Mia doesn’t know anything about it. Mia has been dating lots of the wrong boys apparently even though her boyfriend is on the chess team.  This is not the first time Maggie has way over acted a role like this.  Raylene starts putting the moves on Mia.  Mischa Brooks  enters and all four end up on the couch with Maggie complaining about Mia’s boyfriend choices. Raylene  is also upset that Mischa kissed her girlfriend at the previous year’s Thanksgiving.  Raylene makes Mischa feel Maggie.  Ha ha this is so awkward and nuts! Raylene and Maggie make out to show the girls how it is done.  Ha ha ha this is really nuts and they have rescued a scene that started out too morbid.   Raylene orders Mischa to give Mia a massage. Soon all making out on the couch, the mothers on one side, and the daughters on the other.  It’s really nice to break away from the standard formula of mother daughter pairings and I completely approve!

Mischa and Mia head to a room. Mischa continues massage all over Mia’s body. They look good making out together. I like the slowness here feeling each other over their clothes. Mia’s boobs are fantastic and Mischa does a good job sucking them. Mischa’s are amazing too. I may be naive but at one point each girl had a smile on her face like they were actually enjoying it! They lick each other.  Mia grinds on top for a moment and it is glorious.  But it only last a short time sadly. At one point Mischa wraps Mia around her from behind.  It looks amazing  Wish this had lasted longer too. They finger each other very hard to finish it up and then Mia licks her one more time. This never seemed to get going into full gear but it was two beautiful girls and it had some incredible moments I wish lasted longer.  ****

Mags and Raylene start on the couch kissing. They are slowly kissing and undressing each other once reach the bedroom. Raylene has gigantic nipples that Maggie is sucking as they get started.  This almost has the speed and rhythm of real sex.  It is slow and sensual. It’s loses me for a bit when Raylene starts tit, I mean dove fucking Maggie.  Almost had me believing for a moment that this was real sex and not porn. Sadly GFF can’t help themselves sometimes and so we are back to contrived bullshit.  I refuse to believe that the insertion of a nipple into a vagina, drives Maggie crazy. Anyway, Raylene then grinds to make Maggie cum. Maggie then eats her from behind for a bit. Then Raylene turns over and Maggie quietly eats her until she has a strong orgasm.  Then she is completely out of breath for a while. Except for the silly tit fuck moment this really seemed like real sex between two mature lesbians and it was fantastic.  No giggling, no fake moans, nothing crazy, just seemingly real sex.  ****1/2

Overall: Highly recommended.  The sex varies from good to amazing.   The mixup in the formulaic approach is fun.  I really liked this Episode.  It is definitely worth watching!

Awards:

• MVP - Shyla, my favorite for sure
• Hottest - Shyla
• Best Mother - Dana, technically she was an aunt, but its the role
• Best Daughter - Shyla
• Best Scene - Shyla and Dana

Scenes:

• Dana DeArmond and Shyla Jennings ****3/4
• Simone Sonay and Eva Lovia ***1/4
• Mia Gold and Mischa Brooks ****
• Magdalene St Michels and Raylene ****1/2

DK Reviews a Random Scene 11

Lesbian Legal 17 Scene 3 Review: Vina Sky and Katie Kush

Katie Kush is a CEO of a nutrition company and meeting with Vina Sky who is impressed with her nutrition products. Vina is showing off her tits and tight ass thanks to Katie’s products.   This is amazing start to a scene, perhaps my favorite yet.  Vina is so fucking happy and fangirling all over Katie.  Simply awesome.  The world needs more laywers showing off their boobs, and making their client feel their ass! Anyway, Katie is unhappy with Victoria Voxx as a spokesperson.  She hasn't been doing a good job promoting the products.  Vina is going to arrange a meeting with her lawyer and a possible weigh in to prove she isn’t using Katie’s product.

Syren DeMer is Victoria’s lawyer. She is very unhappy with her because clearly Victoria isn't using the products.  They have their meeting and Victoria is 1/2 lb overweight.  They also have a nice examination of Victoria in her bra and panties.  They agree to a settlement, half of the original amount.

Later on, Vina brings news of the settlement to Katie.  Vina starts stripping.  She wants to be the new spokesman.  Her logic is real business woman would make a far better spokesman.  As an aside, I agree because Vina is smoking hot with an absolute killer body. 

It doesn’t take long to for me to start kissing.  Funny how there is a bedroom near the office that they can jump right into. Katie is sexy and beautiful too, not at Vina's level but still pretty damn incredible looking.  There is a little too much giggling between the two but otherwise fantastic kissing as they get underdressed.  Katie has fantastic small boobs.  Kind of pale skin.  Incredibly sexy.  Vina has really big eyes that she constantly looks at Katie with.  And I fucking love Vina's small boobs.

So now that things are getting going is where I have issues with the scene.  I am don't really digging Vina spitting on Katie to lube her up (and vice versa) but that is a minor gripe. They both also don’t need to be moaning all the time.  That is more of a major gripe.  When someone has their face buried in a pussy, I don't need them moaning as well and trying to add sound to the scene.  It is distracting and terribly unrealistic.  This goes on almost the whole scene and is really annoying. 

So back to the sex itself ... Vina licks and fingers Katie who eventually cums. Vina gets on all fours and Katie licks her from behind.  Then they trib and seeing Vina on top is awesome ... beyond awesome really. They actually show their pussies rubbing in a close up which is nice. Then they sit and face each other and continue on, and it is even more energetic. Katie makes Vina cum with fingers and her tongue on her clit. Vina sits on her face which is amazing.  Vinas bald pussy deserves a shout out too.  They turn around to 69 and Vina twerks on her.  Ha ha, this was fun! At one point Vina reached back and puts two fingers inside herself while Katie licks and rubs her clit.  

I really loved some aspects of this.  The story was great.  Vina's lawyer character was beyond great.  The girls look incredible.  Vina may be my favorite of all the current batch of young porn stars.  But there is these direction/production issues that keep me from loving this no matter how hot the girls are.  Why can't these scenes just be hot girls having fun sex?  Do we need constant giggling and fake moans the whole time?  The same thing was happening during the latest Lesbian Triangles that I reviewed.  I don't watch enough new release porn to know if this is a trend or just a few scenes (I need to investigate more).  I think that if the two just had sex with a hidden camera it would have been way better than this overproduced sex.  Sadly.   As much as I wanted to love this whole thing, I just couldn't. ***3/4

DK Reviews a Random Scene 10

Imperfect Angels 8 Scene 1: Amber Chase and Heather Starlet

While I am titling this posts "Random Scenes', there usually is a method to the madness.  In this case, I have complained enough about Heather Starlet being given crappy partners in MDEC, but here she is matched up with Amber Chase.  I find Amber (pre boob job) to be absolutely flawless.  So I was excited to watch this scene.  

We open with a scene of Heather Starlet at church.  But it quickly turns into a view of Heather at home, and who clearly likes her stepmom Brenda James.  She cuddles with her in bed.  We should note that Brenda is nearly falling out of her sleep attire.  Heather cops a feel while Brenda sleeps.  

Heather goes to Ambers house upset.  She isn’t wearing a bra, which I approve of. More women should be this brave out in public.  She doesn’t want to upset her dad, but she is jealous her dad is banging her crush. Amber suggests they cuddle so Heather can explore these ideas.   Wants to help her figure things out. Amber is so reassuring constantly touching and comforting Heather. The Amber and Heather stuff goes on way too long.  We get the point. Heather talks about fantasies and how beautiful Brenda is non stop.  And Amber is clearly into Heather.  Sadly it takes 27 mins for them to kiss. 

I think both of them are beautiful and sexy.  I especially love both of their small boobs. We get lots of passionate kissing as they undress each other.  Then they are tribbing before they even have touched each other’s pussy.  Amber on top looks so fucking hot. Finally Amber touches Heather's pussy and notices how wet she is. She fingers her very hard before some more grinding.  Heather goes down on Amber who seems to enjoy.  It doesn’t seem like an orgasm though.  Then Heather is grinding on top of her.  Finally they 69 to end it.

I am not quite sure what to say about this.  I am not sure I have ever said this about a GFF scene before but that needed to be longer.  We need 10-15 mins less of the preamble and more sex with the beautiful girls.  My enjoyment here is based on how hot I think Amber and Heather are.  But the sex itself was way too rushed.  They could have had a quickie scene that was way hotter I think.  If we remember back to an early MDEC episode, we had some hot make out and fingering cut scenes with Darryl Hannah and Brooke Lee Adams.  This mini scene was way hotter than the actual scene that followed later on.   I think of that often when I think GFF makes some scenes either too long or too formulaic.

This scene wasn't formulaic at all.  And there was an urgency to this, but it’s kind of like they didn’t want to ratchet the urgency up fully.  So it kind of sits between a normal scene and what could have been an intense 15 Min quickie.   They either needed to cut off 15 mins of the intro and give the girls a normal scene with time to breath.  Or make an intense urgent fuck that would have fit into the 10-15 minutes that they actually gave it. 

Giving this four stars, because of the hotness of both of the girls.  And the sex was really good.  It is just flawed as a scene.  Some better directing or booking and this could have been amazing.  ****

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 32 Review

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DK Reviews Lesbian Pshycodramas Vol 1

Lesbian Pshycodramas Vol 1 Review

"When Dia marries widower Jack, she seems more interested in his young daughter Ashlyn than him. Dia uses her maladjusted, lithium fed daughter (Aiden Star) and demented lesbian foster-child (Dana DeArmond) to coerce her beautiful new step-daughter into her bed and have her utter those beautiful words, 'I love you Mommy'."

So when I started my rewatching of all the MDEC films, I didn't realize I had such a liking for 2010 era Dia Zerva.  I have dug her way more than I did when I first started watching these videos years ago.  So I thought I would be fun for me to go back and watch some other Dia scenes from that era.  I figured I would start with Vol 1 of this series.

Of special note, this is the first time I can remember seeing a man make an appearance in a GFF film.  I am sure it has happened, I just don't remember it before.  But I thought the appearance of Jack was kind of cool.  

Scene 1: Dia Zerva and Dana DeArmond

Step sisters Dana and Aiden are smelling their step sister Ashlyn's panties.  As the move quote suggests, Aiden and Dana are different. Dana brings them to Dia to smell. Dia says Dana needs to smell real panties and has her smell her crotch. Of course this leads to them making out. 2009 era Dia is about as sexy a MILF as you can be in my eyes.  But this scene doesn't really work for me.  I get lots of people like weird stuff, me included.  But panty sniffing is not it for me, and this movie is full of it.  There is some weird foreplay of licking and smelling each other’s clothes and panties. Meanwhile they smell Ashlyns panties while playing with each other.   I think the idea was to make Dana look dorky.  But I like her haircut.  Ha ha.  Dia goes crazy using two index fingers to fuck her. I dug this.  It’s a move I used to use a lot.  Dia is so beautiful I don’t know why they kept her clothes on here for so long? Dia on top grinding is one of my favorite sights.  But this is just fucking weird with all the panty play.  I am not the audience for this that is for sure.   Dana has nice body. And medium sized boobs. This is years before she ran a gofundme for her fans to buy her some implants. She also seems tall, a lot bigger than Dia.  She has a huge tattoo right in her pubic area, which I guess gets covered up when she doesn't shave?   My only other note was that she was 30 when this scene was shot, which seems a little old for her to be foster child.  She is about to make an appearance in our MDEC viewing as a mother.  Eventually she starts slapping and spanking Dia. They start mutually fingering each other with their thumbs which is kind of unique.  Then Dana eats Dia’s ass before fingering her from behind. Dana puts her legs behind her head (clearly she does her yoga) and Dia licks her like she is starving.  We get boob to boob grinding then Dia puts her tit in Dana’s pussy.  Sigh, that is a move that has yet to do anything for me. I like the kissing to end. Dia is hot and this had some decent moments. But way too weird for me to really dig. ***

Scene 2: Nikki Rhodes and Ashlyn Rae

The family heads out to a wedding, Ashlyn invites Nikki Rhodes over. She shows her the crazy messy rooms of her step sisters. Nikki misses her and wants her to move to her town and live with her. This of course leads to kissing. These two had a very boring threesome in MDEC, but I am hoping this is better.  Lots of kissing to start. Ashlyn has tiny pert lovely boobs. She is petite in general. Nikki does a good job licking and sucking her all over. Nikki is a little more stacked.  She has really nice boobs in her bra. And out of it as well.  I didn’t remember her being so big.  A little grinding and then Ashlyn finally goes down on Nikki.  These are two beautiful girls. This was slow, and fine,  but not all that sensual if I am being honest.  It was just kind of boring to me. Sometimes really slow scenes work for me.  This one didn't. Not sure what else to say here. In fairness the passion in the kissing at the end was better than anything in the scene (besides the sexiness of the two girls). ***1/4

Scene 3: Aiden Starr and Dana DeArmond

Dana tells Aiden that Dia wants Ashlyn after sniffing her panties. Aiden and Dana are making plans to sneak in on Ashlyn.  They want her too. Ashlyn is moving furniture in front of her door so they can’t get in.  Of course with her top off. Ha ha. Her tits look amazing here.  The other two break in their underwear, of course. They tie Ashlynn up for Dia while sniffing her panties on their own. I love the absurd but this is just panty shit is just too weird for me.  Somehow this has fallen off the rails in its weirdness. Aiden has really big boobs I should add. The sisters kiss each other with their own underwear on their face. Aiden chokes and fingers Dana and she loves it. Then sits right on her face. Lots of fingering of each other with brief moments of licking. This could be good but they are trying so hard to be weird that it just kind of sucks . I think I this could have been good under normal circumstances. Dana works 2 fingers into her while Aiden rubs her own clit.  Eventually we see Dana’s tits bouncing which is a joy.  Like the first scene, some of this was good, some of it didn't do anything for me. **1/2

Scene 4: Dia Zerva and Ashlyn Rae

Ashlyn is now tied up in Dia’s bed. Dia looks amazing in a blue underwear set.  And Ashlyn looks amazing naked and tied up.  Ashlyn’s shaved pussy looks incredible too.  Dia makes her asked to be touched! I am totally digging the D/S aspects of this scene. Dia eventually goes down on her which looks great and which Ashlynn loves. Dia starts grinding on her and Ashlyn likes it. Then she tries to remove Dia’s panties but she make her keep them on so she rubs her over top before she eventually gets them off and goes down on her. Dia then pulls Ashlyn up so she is riding her face!  Yes!!. Dia tribbing and grinding on top is always one of my favorite sites.  I absolutely love the natural hang of Dia’s boobs.  I will take that over implants every day of the week.  Dia is on top kissing her to end this.  Dia tells her she is to call her mommy from now on and Ashlyn tell her she loves her.  I fucking loved this!!! ****3/4

Overall the last scene and end was fantastic.  The other three scenes had their moments but weren't really for me.  But highly recommend checking out the last scene. 

If I were doing awards, Dia would be MVP and Hottest.   Dia and Ashlyn the best scene.  And Ashlyn would get a shout out for having small natural boobs that look amazing.  No idea if she has since had implants or not, but I hope she stayed all natural for her career.  

DK Reviews a Random Scene 9

Netskirts 18.0 Scene 1: Prinzzess and Vanessa Veracruz

P is making a video about coming out while out in the woods.  She then is posting it on Netskirts.  Ha ha ha.  Having only really watched and actually paid little attention to the story of the Netskirts series, I am guessing that Netskirts is GFF’s made up version of Facebook.   Anyway P makes her video and lets everyone know she is also moving to Thornhill.  Which by my precise calculations must now be the lesbian capital of the world.

P recommends a psychic from Netskirts to give advice to her new roommates, including Vanessa Veracruz who is looking fine by the way. India Summer is the psychic.  She looks kind of like a hippy here while P and Vanessa both looking amazing.  Vanessa is in a green top looking especially incredible.  P looks older but her body is banging. They was filmed in 2018 so that makes sense compared to MDEC stuff we are currently watching that were all filmed at least 4-5 years earlier (almost 10 years for some of the early scenes). So the girls ask the psychic questions, I won’t bore you with the details.  But bottom line is that Vanessa won’t find man of her dreams this year or within 5 years.  P asks if the person of Vanessa’s dream will be a woman and the crystal ball says yes!

Vanessa is depressed in bed wearing pajamas and looking fine here too.  P comes in to talk to her about coming out and wants to be there for her. Of course this leads to kissing. Slow kisses to start and Vanessa is almost trembling when P touches her. I have no idea what to make of Ps dress … it is interesting to say the least.   They both seem so into each other and we get lovely deep breathing from both of them. Vanessa has large implants, probably just a touch too big for my tastes.  But they fit her body well (unlike others). And she has huge nipples that I love!  She also has a hairy bush I prefer shaved, but to each there own.  All in all she is a beautiful girl, and looks sexy as hell, even as I nitpick things a little.    And she is fun to watch get eaten.  She squirms and moans and it is awesome.  Next it’s Ps turn and she almost squeals a little when Vanessa puts her mouth on her pussy. P really has a great body, something I haven’t given her enough credit for. Vanessa licks and fingers at same time and P tells her at one point to keep going. She really gives more direction than anyone else we have seen over all these reviews.   This leads to a wild orgasm.  It is much more pronounced than Vanessa’s.  At the end Vanessa gets on her knees which is a lovely sight. P fingers her and rubs her clit from the outside.  I really like this.  Vanessa pushes back and cries “yes yes yes” and then tells us she is about to cum. That was amazing.  P then fucks her with her finger which was fun.  Which is amazing too.  Vanessa sounds spent when that is done. 

As they come down from that amazing bit. P sucks on her boobs while they grind against each other.  Then it gets a little silly.  Vanessa rubs P’s clit with her boob and moans like crazy while she is doing that.  Do real lesbians do this shit or is this just a crappy porn gimmick?  And why would Vanessa be moaning so loud? Finally some tribbing with Vanessa using both hands on Ps tits (maybe my favorite part).  I fucking loved this. Really good stuff minus that little bit of silliness towards the end.  I loved how Vanessa wraps herself around P at the end.  ****1/2

Highly recommended, even if it is a long one.  Check this out for sure!!

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 31 Review

It has taken me a while to write this.  I really hated this Episode on so many levels.   The sex was bad to boring, the production was bad, the stories were bad.  I really just did not like this at all.  So going to write this up and get it over with. 

Raquel is talking to one of daughters (I didn't write down who it was and I can't be bothered to go back and look) about step daughter Sadie Kennedy peeking at Raquel naked or when her nipples are hard.  As any good mother would do, Raquel decides she needs the MDEC, and she invites Karen Fisher and Shae Snow over.  Of course they talk up the girls accomplishments.   Shae is a singer and we learn Thornhill has an opera? Oh FFS this is ridiculous.  Karen sends Shae away so they can talk to Sadie.  But this isn’t her house.  So where exactly is Shae going? Karen has humongous tits on display in this scene. Raquel explains to Sadie about the MDEC and how she wants Karen to teach her.  And so of course, Karen and Sadie head off

Karen slowly begins the seduction of Sadie telling her how beautiful she is. “Your step mother tells me you love big breasts” is one of the artistic lines used here.  In the world of giant implants we live in here in MDEC land, none may be bigger than Karen’s.  It’s Sadies lucky day!! They kiss and then Sadie loves on the huge titties. Sadi wearing a nice pink bra and has tiny titties.  She has milky white skin that is so nice.  She simply does not look like a pornstar which is quite the contrast with Karen. She also has a nice trimmed bush .  We get some more sucking on Karen’s boobs while she rubs Sadie’s clit.  Its literally 30 mins into the scene before Karen goes down on her.   It’s a nice touch that Karen rubs Sadie’s nipples while she is licking her pussy.  Sadie yells she is cumming. I always like that and appreciate that spot in a s scene.   Karen gets on top and grinds on her.  I should add that we see thatKaren has a big spot across her legs where she missed applying tanner.  It looks absolutely ridiculous.  Karen has shaved but left this little triangle of really short hair.  This looks stupid too.  At this point I have just given up on Karen.Sadie goes down on Karen and she announces she is cumming too. 2 for 2!! Sadie then fingers her from behind and they start to pipe in fake moans.  For fucks sake GFF.  Jesus in all their shitty editing this take the cake.  They have done this in a few scenes before that I have noticed, but this was the all time worst.  It sounded like someone in another room was being fucked loudly.  Complete and utter crap.   This was a completely average scene. If we add a star for Sadie being cute, take 1/2 away for Karen and 1 away for really shitty editing, we are left at 2 stars. **

This is a 53 min Raquel scene which to be honest did not excite me upon starting it. After the terrible editing of the last scene and what I know is coming, I am a little annoyed. Shae and Raquel are talking, Raquel invites her to the opera. Raquel wastes little time in moving in for a kiss and they are quickly making out and rubbing their bodies. Shae has beautiful boobs but a word tattoed right at the top that seems to be ill placed from my tastes.  Lots of slow kissing to start this.  Shae has gigantic pussy lips and Raquel is happy to lick all of it. I do like seeing and hearing Shae be eaten. It’s time to take care of Raquel and I am honestly bored. We have been going 33 mins.  20 to go.  We see a giant tattoo on Shae’s back this time when she is between Raquel's legs. They need to inject some excitement into this scene for me.  And luckily they do. Shae gets her clit rubbed which I liked. And Raquel has a nice orgasm to end it.  But 53 mins is way to long and that was boring for most of it. **1/2

Kinky Gaga is looking for her golf clubs. Payton Leigh doesn’t know where they are. She is bringing a golf pro over on Saturday and Payton is ok with that.  So Shay Fox and P show up.  Sigh!! I hate this.  Completely ignoring the 5-6 episodes where Payton was P's mother.  Payton offers them lemonade.  Payton asks why P doesn’t look Shay. Ha ha.  Shays old partner carried P from a sperm donor we learn. Payton asks out Shay but Kinky is offended because she wants herself.  P is appalled. When has she ever been appalled about anything. Clearly not the same character as before. This sucks in so many ways I can't do it justice.

Kinky takes Shay off to her room. Tells her she likes her. Then no build up and they are kissing.  I am not a fan of this story or either girl. Shay does say it’s hot in here, so the running gag continues.  At least there is something funny about this scene.  Kinky has dark Allie Haze like nipples. I can dig that.  But I prefer Jiz Lee for this type of role.  See my recent review of her and Missy in Women Seeking Women. But I was open to giving this a shot, it’s just not for me. Still not much of a fan of Shay either.  *1/2

P and Payton are trying on clothes. P is not shy at all. P asks if Payton likes girls which of course she does 

It doesn’t take long for them to be making out. Ps boobs look insanely good in this scene . So do Payton’s 

There is hardly any passion between the two in their kissing. I might say it is the most boring kissing in this series I can remember.  It's like they realize this sucks too, and put no effort in. P goes down but leaves Payton’s panties on then turns her over and kisses all around them   I don’t understand the point of that.  It happens later when P leaves hers on too.  The biggest sound is P slurping which is more annoying than sexy. P always looks good on top. And at one point she is choking Payton which is pretty great (and the best part of the scene).  Some hard fingering of Payton too which I liked. The last 5 mins are P grinding on top in a missionary position. There is a nice view of Ps ass but that’s it. Completely underwhelming! I never thought P would be in such an unenthusiastic scene. ***

Overall - Fuck this fucking Episode.  I will never watch any of this again.  

Awards:

• MVP - P by default (no one was very good here)
• Hottest - P
• Best Mother - Raquel by default
• Best Daughter - Sadie, she wasn't blow away, but the only one who really earned an award in this Episode
• Best Scene -  Payton and P

Scenes

• Karen Fisher and Sadie Kennedy **
• Raquel Sieb and Shae Snow **1/2
• Shay Fox and Kinky Gaga *1/2
• Payton Leigh and Prinzzess ***