Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 31 Review
Raquel is talking to one of daughters (I didn't write down who it was and I can't be bothered to go back and look) about step daughter Sadie Kennedy peeking at Raquel naked or when her nipples are hard. As any good mother would do, Raquel decides she needs the MDEC, and she invites Karen Fisher and Shae Snow over. Of course they talk up the girls accomplishments. Shae is a singer and we learn Thornhill has an opera? Oh FFS this is ridiculous. Karen sends Shae away so they can talk to Sadie. But this isn’t her house. So where exactly is Shae going? Karen has humongous tits on display in this scene. Raquel explains to Sadie about the MDEC and how she wants Karen to teach her. And so of course, Karen and Sadie head off
Karen slowly begins the seduction of Sadie telling her how beautiful she is. “Your step mother tells me you love big breasts” is one of the artistic lines used here. In the world of giant implants we live in here in MDEC land, none may be bigger than Karen’s. It’s Sadies lucky day!! They kiss and then Sadie loves on the huge titties. Sadi wearing a nice pink bra and has tiny titties. She has milky white skin that is so nice. She simply does not look like a pornstar which is quite the contrast with Karen. She also has a nice trimmed bush . We get some more sucking on Karen’s boobs while she rubs Sadie’s clit. Its literally 30 mins into the scene before Karen goes down on her. It’s a nice touch that Karen rubs Sadie’s nipples while she is licking her pussy. Sadie yells she is cumming. I always like that and appreciate that spot in a s scene. Karen gets on top and grinds on her. I should add that we see thatKaren has a big spot across her legs where she missed applying tanner. It looks absolutely ridiculous. Karen has shaved but left this little triangle of really short hair. This looks stupid too. At this point I have just given up on Karen.Sadie goes down on Karen and she announces she is cumming too. 2 for 2!! Sadie then fingers her from behind and they start to pipe in fake moans. For fucks sake GFF. Jesus in all their shitty editing this take the cake. They have done this in a few scenes before that I have noticed, but this was the all time worst. It sounded like someone in another room was being fucked loudly. Complete and utter crap. This was a completely average scene. If we add a star for Sadie being cute, take 1/2 away for Karen and 1 away for really shitty editing, we are left at 2 stars. **
This is a 53 min Raquel scene which to be honest did not excite me upon starting it. After the terrible editing of the last scene and what I know is coming, I am a little annoyed. Shae and Raquel are talking, Raquel invites her to the opera. Raquel wastes little time in moving in for a kiss and they are quickly making out and rubbing their bodies. Shae has beautiful boobs but a word tattoed right at the top that seems to be ill placed from my tastes. Lots of slow kissing to start this. Shae has gigantic pussy lips and Raquel is happy to lick all of it. I do like seeing and hearing Shae be eaten. It’s time to take care of Raquel and I am honestly bored. We have been going 33 mins. 20 to go. We see a giant tattoo on Shae’s back this time when she is between Raquel's legs. They need to inject some excitement into this scene for me. And luckily they do. Shae gets her clit rubbed which I liked. And Raquel has a nice orgasm to end it. But 53 mins is way to long and that was boring for most of it. **1/2
Kinky Gaga is looking for her golf clubs. Payton Leigh doesn’t know where they are. She is bringing a golf pro over on Saturday and Payton is ok with that. So Shay Fox and P show up. Sigh!! I hate this. Completely ignoring the 5-6 episodes where Payton was P's mother. Payton offers them lemonade. Payton asks why P doesn’t look Shay. Ha ha. Shays old partner carried P from a sperm donor we learn. Payton asks out Shay but Kinky is offended because she wants herself. P is appalled. When has she ever been appalled about anything. Clearly not the same character as before. This sucks in so many ways I can't do it justice.
Kinky takes Shay off to her room. Tells her she likes her. Then no build up and they are kissing. I am not a fan of this story or either girl. Shay does say it’s hot in here, so the running gag continues. At least there is something funny about this scene. Kinky has dark Allie Haze like nipples. I can dig that. But I prefer Jiz Lee for this type of role. See my recent review of her and Missy in Women Seeking Women. But I was open to giving this a shot, it’s just not for me. Still not much of a fan of Shay either. *1/2
P and Payton are trying on clothes. P is not shy at all. P asks if Payton likes girls which of course she does
It doesn’t take long for them to be making out. Ps boobs look insanely good in this scene . So do Payton’s
There is hardly any passion between the two in their kissing. I might say it is the most boring kissing in this series I can remember. It's like they realize this sucks too, and put no effort in. P goes down but leaves Payton’s panties on then turns her over and kisses all around them I don’t understand the point of that. It happens later when P leaves hers on too. The biggest sound is P slurping which is more annoying than sexy. P always looks good on top. And at one point she is choking Payton which is pretty great (and the best part of the scene). Some hard fingering of Payton too which I liked. The last 5 mins are P grinding on top in a missionary position. There is a nice view of Ps ass but that’s it. Completely underwhelming! I never thought P would be in such an unenthusiastic scene. ***
Overall - Fuck this fucking Episode. I will never watch any of this again.
Awards:
- MVP - P by default (no one was very good here)
- Hottest - P
- Best Mother - Raquel by default
- Best Daughter - Sadie, she wasn't blow away, but the only one who really earned an award in this Episode
- Best Scene - Payton and P
Scenes
- Karen Fisher and Sadie Kennedy **
- Raquel Sieb and Shae Snow **1/2
- Shay Fox and Kinky Gaga *1/2
- Payton Leigh and Prinzzess ***
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