Saturday, January 8, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 9

Netskirts 18.0 Scene 1: Prinzzess and Vanessa Veracruz

P is making a video about coming out while out in the woods.  She then is posting it on Netskirts.  Ha ha ha.  Having only really watched and actually paid little attention to the story of the Netskirts series, I am guessing that Netskirts is GFF’s made up version of Facebook.   Anyway P makes her video and lets everyone know she is also moving to Thornhill.  Which by my precise calculations must now be the lesbian capital of the world.

P recommends a psychic from Netskirts to give advice to her new roommates, including Vanessa Veracruz who is looking fine by the way. India Summer is the psychic.  She looks kind of like a hippy here while P and Vanessa both looking amazing.  Vanessa is in a green top looking especially incredible.  P looks older but her body is banging. They was filmed in 2018 so that makes sense compared to MDEC stuff we are currently watching that were all filmed at least 4-5 years earlier (almost 10 years for some of the early scenes). So the girls ask the psychic questions, I won’t bore you with the details.  But bottom line is that Vanessa won’t find man of her dreams this year or within 5 years.  P asks if the person of Vanessa’s dream will be a woman and the crystal ball says yes!

Vanessa is depressed in bed wearing pajamas and looking fine here too.  P comes in to talk to her about coming out and wants to be there for her. Of course this leads to kissing. Slow kisses to start and Vanessa is almost trembling when P touches her. I have no idea what to make of Ps dress … it is interesting to say the least.   They both seem so into each other and we get lovely deep breathing from both of them. Vanessa has large implants, probably just a touch too big for my tastes.  But they fit her body well (unlike others). And she has huge nipples that I love!  She also has a hairy bush I prefer shaved, but to each there own.  All in all she is a beautiful girl, and looks sexy as hell, even as I nitpick things a little.    And she is fun to watch get eaten.  She squirms and moans and it is awesome.  Next it’s Ps turn and she almost squeals a little when Vanessa puts her mouth on her pussy. P really has a great body, something I haven’t given her enough credit for. Vanessa licks and fingers at same time and P tells her at one point to keep going. She really gives more direction than anyone else we have seen over all these reviews.   This leads to a wild orgasm.  It is much more pronounced than Vanessa’s.  At the end Vanessa gets on her knees which is a lovely sight. P fingers her and rubs her clit from the outside.  I really like this.  Vanessa pushes back and cries “yes yes yes” and then tells us she is about to cum. That was amazing.  P then fucks her with her finger which was fun.  Which is amazing too.  Vanessa sounds spent when that is done. 

As they come down from that amazing bit. P sucks on her boobs while they grind against each other.  Then it gets a little silly.  Vanessa rubs P’s clit with her boob and moans like crazy while she is doing that.  Do real lesbians do this shit or is this just a crappy porn gimmick?  And why would Vanessa be moaning so loud? Finally some tribbing with Vanessa using both hands on Ps tits (maybe my favorite part).  I fucking loved this. Really good stuff minus that little bit of silliness towards the end.  I loved how Vanessa wraps herself around P at the end.  ****1/2

Highly recommended, even if it is a long one.  Check this out for sure!!







Friday, January 7, 2022

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 31 Review

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 31 Review

It has taken me a while to write this.  I really hated this Episode on so many levels.   The sex was bad to boring, the production was bad, the stories were bad.  I really just did not like this at all.  So going to write this up and get it over with. 

Raquel is talking to one of daughters (I didn't write down who it was and I can't be bothered to go back and look) about step daughter Sadie Kennedy peeking at Raquel naked or when her nipples are hard.  As any good mother would do, Raquel decides she needs the MDEC, and she invites Karen Fisher and Shae Snow over.  Of course they talk up the girls accomplishments.   Shae is a singer and we learn Thornhill has an opera? Oh FFS this is ridiculous.  Karen sends Shae away so they can talk to Sadie.  But this isn’t her house.  So where exactly is Shae going? Karen has humongous tits on display in this scene. Raquel explains to Sadie about the MDEC and how she wants Karen to teach her.  And so of course, Karen and Sadie head off

Karen slowly begins the seduction of Sadie telling her how beautiful she is. “Your step mother tells me you love big breasts” is one of the artistic lines used here.  In the world of giant implants we live in here in MDEC land, none may be bigger than Karen’s.  It’s Sadies lucky day!! They kiss and then Sadie loves on the huge titties. Sadi wearing a nice pink bra and has tiny titties.  She has milky white skin that is so nice.  She simply does not look like a pornstar which is quite the contrast with Karen. She also has a nice trimmed bush .  We get some more sucking on Karen’s boobs while she rubs Sadie’s clit.  Its literally 30 mins into the scene before Karen goes down on her.   It’s a nice touch that Karen rubs Sadie’s nipples while she is licking her pussy.  Sadie yells she is cumming. I always like that and appreciate that spot in a s scene.   Karen gets on top and grinds on her.  I should add that we see thatKaren has a big spot across her legs where she missed applying tanner.  It looks absolutely ridiculous.  Karen has shaved but left this little triangle of really short hair.  This looks stupid too.  At this point I have just given up on Karen.Sadie goes down on Karen and she announces she is cumming too. 2 for 2!! Sadie then fingers her from behind and they start to pipe in fake moans.  For fucks sake GFF.  Jesus in all their shitty editing this take the cake.  They have done this in a few scenes before that I have noticed, but this was the all time worst.  It sounded like someone in another room was being fucked loudly.  Complete and utter crap.   This was a completely average scene. If we add a star for Sadie being cute, take 1/2 away for Karen and 1 away for really shitty editing, we are left at 2 stars. **

This is a 53 min Raquel scene which to be honest did not excite me upon starting it. After the terrible editing of the last scene and what I know is coming, I am a little annoyed. Shae and Raquel are talking, Raquel invites her to the opera. Raquel wastes little time in moving in for a kiss and they are quickly making out and rubbing their bodies. Shae has beautiful boobs but a word tattoed right at the top that seems to be ill placed from my tastes.  Lots of slow kissing to start this.  Shae has gigantic pussy lips and Raquel is happy to lick all of it. I do like seeing and hearing Shae be eaten. It’s time to take care of Raquel and I am honestly bored. We have been going 33 mins.  20 to go.  We see a giant tattoo on Shae’s back this time when she is between Raquel's legs. They need to inject some excitement into this scene for me.  And luckily they do. Shae gets her clit rubbed which I liked. And Raquel has a nice orgasm to end it.  But 53 mins is way to long and that was boring for most of it. **1/2

Kinky Gaga is looking for her golf clubs. Payton Leigh doesn’t know where they are. She is bringing a golf pro over on Saturday and Payton is ok with that.  So Shay Fox and P show up.  Sigh!! I hate this.  Completely ignoring the 5-6 episodes where Payton was P's mother.  Payton offers them lemonade.  Payton asks why P doesn’t look Shay. Ha ha.  Shays old partner carried P from a sperm donor we learn. Payton asks out Shay but Kinky is offended because she wants herself.  P is appalled. When has she ever been appalled about anything. Clearly not the same character as before. This sucks in so many ways I can't do it justice.

Kinky takes Shay off to her room. Tells her she likes her. Then no build up and they are kissing.  I am not a fan of this story or either girl. Shay does say it’s hot in here, so the running gag continues.  At least there is something funny about this scene.  Kinky has dark Allie Haze like nipples. I can dig that.  But I prefer Jiz Lee for this type of role.  See my recent review of her and Missy in Women Seeking Women. But I was open to giving this a shot, it’s just not for me. Still not much of a fan of Shay either.  *1/2

P and Payton are trying on clothes. P is not shy at all. P asks if Payton likes girls which of course she does 
It doesn’t take long for them to be making out. Ps boobs look insanely good in this scene . So do Payton’s 
There is hardly any passion between the two in their kissing. I might say it is the most boring kissing in this series I can remember.  It's like they realize this sucks too, and put no effort in. P goes down but leaves Payton’s panties on then turns her over and kisses all around them   I don’t understand the point of that.  It happens later when P leaves hers on too.  The biggest sound is P slurping which is more annoying than sexy. P always looks good on top. And at one point she is choking Payton which is pretty great (and the best part of the scene).  Some hard fingering of Payton too which I liked. The last 5 mins are P grinding on top in a missionary position. There is a nice view of Ps ass but that’s it. Completely underwhelming! I never thought P would be in such an unenthusiastic scene. ***

Overall - Fuck this fucking Episode.  I will never watch any of this again.  

Awards:
  • MVP - P by default (no one was very good here)
  • Hottest - P
  • Best Mother - Raquel by default
  • Best Daughter - Sadie, she wasn't blow away, but the only one who really earned an award in this Episode
  • Best Scene -  Payton and P
Scenes
  • Karen Fisher and Sadie Kennedy **
  • Raquel Sieb and Shae Snow **1/2
  • Shay Fox and Kinky Gaga *1/2
  • Payton Leigh and Prinzzess ***

Wednesday, January 5, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 8

Women Seeking Women 68 S3: Brenda James and Elexis Monroe

If you remember back in MDEC 17, Chastity Lynn hooks up with Nicole Moore.  Nicole’s daughter bailed on the meeting, but her friend Elexis Monroe was over.  Elexis and Brenda couldn’t hook up because of MDEC rules which only supposedly only allow mother daughter pairings at meetings.  We know that the series has abandoned that idea when convenient, but for some reason they mention it here.  So Elexis and Brenda James fuck, just not for an MDEC scene. Instead they are filmed for the Women Seeking Women series.

Anyway this scene picks up where MDEC 17 left off. Nicole is off fucking Chastity with the strap on while Brenda and Elexis are enjoying themselves at the pool.  Elexis thinks they should have fun too. They start kissing while sitting at edge of pool and it doesn’t take long for them to pop each other’s boobs out of their bikini tops.

Brenda is older, has perfect implants and is incredibly sexy. Elexis is a little younger by my guess, has wonderful natural boobs, and just an amazing body.  She just seems like a woman you would meet in real life, not full of silicone.  So she is already a favorite.  Both are tan all over and just look gorgeous in and out of their bikinis.

Elexis is so into it she knocks over her wine glass.  Just leave that for Nicole to clean up I guess. Brenda is the first naked and they both finger her pussy which was fun. Then Brenda rubs herself while Elexis plays with the rest of her body. Elexis then removes her bottom and Brenda goes right down on her.  Not to reiterate what I just said but I completely dig Elexis’s body.  Wow it is so hot!!

I like the novelty that the pool offers. But I think these two could have an amazing scene inside somewhere.  Some of the positions are awkward. But they are clearly enjoying the water with multiple comments being made about their wet pussies not being from the pool.  I almost wish the foreplay could have been in the pool and then the last 15 mins in the pool house or something. 

They are really into each other. Lots of great kissing and lots of rubbing each other. Elexis devours Brenda’s pussy.  She then tries to ride Brenda’s leg but it’s kind of awkward. Being outside makes awkward camera angles and so when we might have had a great view of Elexis grinding we instead get her back.  And they just can’t get comfortable with no real good place to sit. Brenda squirts on Elexis at one point but of course we don’t see it. Eventually Brenda gets her off rubbing her pussy with her shin.  WTF is this about? Then Elexis rubs Brenda with her foot.  This is just getting really weird to be honest.  As it winds down, Elexis is getting cold and Brenda says she is nipping out.  Brenda starts eating her from behind which is hot.  The view of Elexis while Brenda is behind her is amazing!  

I feel this two have an all time great scene in a bedroom between them. Sadly this wasn’t it, as much as parts of it were great.  Both are incredibly sexy women.  Lots of fun stuff here.  Just the environment prevents it from getting great.  So my overall assessment is that this was fun at first, but got old quick.  ***3/4





Tuesday, January 4, 2022

Summary Awards Ep 16 - 30

Like I did for Episodes 1-15, I thought it would be fun to do some summary awards for the next batch of episodes I watched.  If you are reading this, you probably read the first post I did on this, so no need to belabor the point.  Let's get to it. 

Overall MVP - To me there was one easy pick here, Chastity Lynn.  Apart from her first scene, she pretty much was the star of every episode she was in.  Jessi Palmer, Mellanie Monroe, and Maggie all had multiple MVP type episodes, but to me, Chastity was head and shoulders above them all.  

Winner- Chastity

Overall Hottest - Unlike the first category, there are tons of options here.  Every episode had multiple hot and sexy girls in it.  Mellanie looked incredible in every episode she was in.  Same for Chastity.  Someone like Ashlynn Leigh or Izzy Bella Blue were only in one episode each, but left memorable impressions.  But to me this really came down to a battle between Shyla Jennings and Adrianna Chechik.  I honestly adore them both, but I think Shyla wins this one by a hair.

Winner - Shyla

Best Newcomer - A new award here.  Really just like the last award,  Shyla and Adriana are the clear favorites.  Others worth noting were Mia Gold, Brandi Love, and Zoey Holloway.  I am going to go with Adrianna here, just because I liked her scenes just a little more than I did Shyla's (which were still great too).

Winner - Adrianna


Fav Storyline - One of my disappointments was that by Episode 20 or so all of the ongoing storylines were abandoned in place of stories that often only last half the episode.  Since there is no overarching story to select, I am going with Lily LaBeau coming out, and the hot scenes it enabled between Brandi Love and Sensi Pearl, and Amber Chase and Lily.  Runner up was the evolution of Chastity into full on crazy lesbian, and the marriage of Brenda James and Rebecca Bardoux.  I should also note I liked the pajama scenes in Episode 18 too.  But not sure late night sex really constitutes a story. 

Winner - Lily's coming out

Fav Mother - After her hot scene with Maddy O'Reilly, I thought Maggie would have won this one.  But her bang average next scene led me a different direction. Brenda James, Rebecca, Nicole Moore, and Zoey were all options too.  So was Amber Chase, who killed it in her one appearance.  But Mellanie is probably my favorite mother in the series from a looks and sex perspective.  So she wins it here. 

Winner- Mellanie


Fav Daughter - Just like many of the previous awards, lots of options here.  Shyla and Adrianna are obvious choices.  Same for Jessi who seems to always kill it in her scenes.  Lily left an impression for life in her scene this batch of episodes.  But to me, Chastity has been the star of the series to date and has to win this.  

Winner - Chastity

Fav Episode - Episodes 22, 30, and 18 were all great and highly rated from an average star ranking perspective.  Going strictly off the ranking, 18 is the winner.  But it had my favorite story in it too, so in my view it is the clear winner. 

Winner- 22

Fav Scene - There was a whole lot to really love this batch of episodes.  Special shout out to Darla Crane and Adrianna, Chastity and Ashlynn, Darla and Chastity, and Mellanie and Adrianna.  But my favorite scene in the series to date is Amber and Lily and it wins here.  From the kissing in the kitchen, to the kinky tying up of Lily, this had it all.

Winner - Amber and Lily

Fav Boobs - This is a hard pick.  There are so many sets and pairs that I think look amazing.  Really the two that stand out to me (by this point you can clearly get what turns me on) are Shyla and Adrianna.  Brenda probably has the nicest pair of implants.  Ashlynn, Lily, Mia Gold, Izzy, Kim Carter, and Bree Daniels were all worth considering.  But I think Shyla wins this one.  I would argue they are my favorite in the whole series to date.  

Winner - Shyla

Fav Body - As much as I appreciate the lovely shape of Shyla and Adrianna, I typically prefer a little thickness.  Missy Martinez and Mellanie each have that.  But I thought Izy combined the lovely shape of Shyla and Adrianna, with a little thickness herself.  Her sexy little tummy was a highlight for me.  She wins this one in somewhat of a surprise. 

Winner - Izy Bella Blu

Fav Solid Hand - Nicole was always solid, and we have certainly come to expect that.  Brenda was always good.  Same for Zoey.  But I am leaning towards Rebecca.  Her scenes were always awesome, and she just seemed to have a wonderful personality in all of them.  

Winner - Rebecca

Fav Moment - I had a few things I really loved in this set of episodes.  Dyanna staring at Shyla as she sends her daughter off to be fucked for the first time.  Mellanie waking up Missy in the middle of the night.  Nicole taking her step daughter to an MDEC event and then just fucking her herself.  But my favorite was Chastity telling Maggie about how she likes to fuck older women and then tell me mom all about it!

Winner - Chastity telling Maggie about her mom

Fav Surprise - This one was easy and not really competing with anything else.  The anal scene on Izy was awesome and completely shocked me that it was happening. 

Winner - Anal on Izy


Monday, January 3, 2022

Top 5's

If you have seen the movie High Fidelity, you will understand this gimmick.  In celebration of the first 30 Episodes, I thought it would be fun to put together some Top 5 lists.  I just put together some simple topics and listed my Top 5's for each subject.  The aren't necessarily rank ordered, that would probably require a whole lot more decision making on my end.  I also tried to do a mix of mothers and daughters. So enjoy these lists of some of my favorites to date.  If you have other categories you would like to see or if your own rankings are different than mine, drop a comment.  This is a fun topic for me!

MVPs

  1. Chastity
  2. Darryl
  3. Hayden
  4. Maggie
  5. Jessi

Hottest

  1. Evie
  2. Mellanie
  3. Adriana
  4. Shyla
  5. Dia

Best Body

  1. Mellanie
  2. Izy Bella Blu
  3. Shyla
  4. Tweety
  5. Adrianna

Favorite Mothers

  1. Maggie
  2. Dia
  3. Mellanie
  4. Darryl
  5. Amber

Favorite Daughters

  1. Chastity
  2. Evie
  3. Lily
  4. Jessi
  5. Hayden

Best Sex

  1. Chastity
  2. Jessi
  3. Darryl
  4. Prinzzess
  5. Lily

Wish We Had Seen More of Them (The One and Done Award)

  1. Ashlynn Leigh
  2. Capri Anderson
  3. Amber Chase
  4. Missy Martinez 
  5. Izy Bella Blu


DK Reviews a Random Scene 7

Women Seeking Women 75 Scene 1: Jiz Lee and Missy Martinez

I get that this scene might not be everyone's cup of tea.  And it is completely understandable.  For me, I have always liked it.  Years ago, my partner was going through a phase where she was into butch lesbians.  So me being the good boyfriend, sought out some porn we could watch together. I stumbled upon this scene and we really enjoyed it together.  Fast forward a few years and I wanted to watch it again.  I searched all over but it was no longer on any of the free sights.  When I rejoined the GFF site, I was extremely pleased to find that it was in the WSW series (I had no recollection of that) and that I could download it.  

Jiz Lee comes to Missy Martinez's house to buy a tractor from Missys dad. She is under the tractor checking it out when Missy offers her to clean up and some lemonade. Jiz admires the motorcycles in the house, and she and Misty have a moment talking about riding.  Missy is into Jiz for being very butch and also very shy. She takes her upstairs and tells her she is hot and away we go! I love that they don’t need tons of story to get this going.


Missy looks bigger since her last MDEC appearance. Her boobs still look really natural just larger.  At first glance I even thought they might be natural, but eventually it’s clear they are implants.  A quick internet search (so you know it’s true) shows 2011 for her surgery.  So right between when she was in MDEC and this video.  Missy likes Jiz's pierced nipple.  For those who have never seen Jiz, she is very butch looking, although I have read she really is trying to be androgynous.  But she is really pretty and has a great strong body with shapely medium size boobs.  If she had long hair she would fit right into the MDEC world.  Missy is Missy, just bigger than when we saw her in MDEC 18.  So beautiful and thick ... such a lovely body.  Never thought she needed implants, but to each their own.  Like Mellanie Monroe this offset her thicker body type and it works. 

Not a lot of foreplay or kissing here. They strip and Missy goes down quickly. Jiz says “yeah yeah” when being eaten.  And asks for fingers inside her too. Jiz rubs her clit and Missy fingers her which is a nice visual.  Jiz then asks to fuck Missy which leads to eating her. Missy tells us she is coming which I love!! They transition into 69 which ends the first half of the scene.

Jiz asks to use a vibrator on Missy   She puts a thumb in her hole while Missy rubs her clit with a wand. You can hear how wet Missy is which is something I always love.  They swap positions and Jiz tells her to put as many fingers inside of her that she can. Jiz asks Missy to punch her pussy which is something unique to this scene I think.  Eventually she asks for harder and she really enjoys it when Missy obliges. They finger each other some more and then they cum again. Missy gets on top to grind and slams into Jiz hard, making Jiz squirt and cum.  Then Jiz gets on top and Missy cums for like the 5th or 6th time.


There is lots of chemistry and attraction between the two. None of this seems forced or acted.  None of it seems rushed or stretched out.  No boring 45 min scene that is just so slow. It really seems like they just got two people who were attracted to each other and filmed them fucking for the first time. What a great scene! ****1/2




Sunday, January 2, 2022