I have enjoyed my themed Quick Hits, so went with four random scenes from SHV's Lesbian Adventures Older Women Younger Girls series. To say I was let down is an understatement. There four scenes were not good. Almost all featured things I just hate about porn. Giant horrible looking implants. Porn chatter. Fake moans. Yuck. Read these mini reviews of your own volition.
Lesbian Adventures Older Women Younger Girls 6 Scene 4 Review with Eva Karera and Janice Griffith
Eva is tutoring Janice in French. And Janice is fantasizing about Eva as they study. Janice has a fantastic body in a nice yellow dress here. Eva on the otherhand has big giant implants. Like some of the biggest you will ever see. When I say bowling ball in the chest, this is a prime example. Janice eventually convinces Eva that the reason she stinks at French is because she is distracted by Eva's beauty. They are quickly kissing. There is absolutely no intrigue or seduction here. It shifts instantly from Eva trying to teach, to let's kiss and strip down on the couch, which I found really poory done. For me this whole scenario could have been good, but just falls very flat. Janice starts equal parts giggling and over acting on her moans as soon as Eve goes down on her. Meanwhile when they swap roles, Janice licks Eva like she is a starving dog, which in fairness I really liked. She has longed for Eve for so long, and now wants to just devour her. Eve licks Janice while she is standing which is awkward but Janice sure looks good here. As she also does lying over the couch as Eve licks her from behind. They transition into a few more positions but honestly I gave up on this by the end. It's just not what I want. Poorly executed story. Massively enhanced boobs. Sex that just doesn't seem all that natural. No big orgasms. The only thing that was even interesting was Janice licking Eve. And Janice's nice body. *3/4
Lesbian Adventures Older Women Younger Girls 8 Scene 4 Review with Kendra Lust and Aria Alexander
Kendra is one of those actresses that others like a lot more than me. For me, it just comes down to her implants. So big and unnatural. Just like Darla Crane, she can have a good scene but often times I am way too distracted to notice. Aria and Kendra are secretly married to the same man. Aria comes to Kendra's house to tell her. And proposed they "take that motherfucker to be bank". Which leads to them instantly kissing. Only on porn can some within 3 minutes of finding their husband is also married to another women, be stripped down and ready to fuck. Unlike Kendra, Aria is all natural and looks great. Incredible ass, shaved pussy, nice small breasts, and puffy nipples. When Kendra starts licking Aria, Aria says "your face looks so good down there next to that cunt". Aria does have a screaming orgasm which kind of offsets the weird narration. The scene kind of devolves into lots of spitting and lots of modern porn talk. Kendra says that Aris is "fingering my little hole" which Aria responds "you have such a tight little cunt". I find nothing about scenes like this erotic. Aria's puffy nipples are the only thing here I really like. Lots of positions follows. Aria rides Kendra's face, but sadly the camera is behind. I like seeing her ass but wish the nipples were displayed. Even when she tribs on top, the view is from behind. There is way too much spit and chatter for me to ever want to see this again. But Aria's nipples were great. And they each had hard cums which was nice. But not a scene for me. *3/4
Lesbian Adventures Older Women Younger Girls 15 Scene 2 Review with Kit Mercer and Gizelle Blanco
Gizelle is mad that her boyfriend cheated on her. She resorts to getting revenge and comfort with his mother Kit. The acting here is not very good but this is about older/younger sex, so give that a pass. But it turns very much into porn sex very quickly. Talking about titties. Terrible kissing. Giggling and fake moaning. Gizelle has a banging body. I really dislike Kit's fake boobs, but her pussy is always glorious. Closely shaved and just gorgeous. Gizelle licks said pussy and makes Kit cum really hard, although Gizelle appears to stop licking right as she cums, making it not as strong as it should be. They swap roles and Kit licks Gizelle to her own cum. But this is not good. The sex just feels so phoney and not inticing in the least. Another orgasm for Kit as she rides Gizelle's face and then gets eaten from behind. But besides nice views of Gizelle's body and Kit's pussy, this fucking sucked. *1/2
Lesbian Adventures Older Women Younger Girls 17 Scene 4 Review with Bunny Madison and Demi Hawks
Demi is Bunny's step daughters best friend. Demi has an incredibly child like voice, like it almost makes me feel like I shouldn't be watching. Ha ha. The two like each other and little time is wasted before they are kissing on the couch. There isn't a whole lot of passion here. They kiss. They grope. But it doesn't even feel even slightly authentic. Lots of empty compliments back and forth. And Demi's voice makes me feel like I am watching an actual child. It is a fun mashup of enhanced older and tiny natural younger stars. Bunny's implants aren't nearly as bad as those of her colleagues in the earlier scene. They trade oral and Bunny has the much bigger orgasm. It actually was great. The best thing in this scene so far (or in any of the other scenes in this Quick Hits). Demi keeps licking and Bunny cums a second time! It's not nearly as good when Demi gets eaten. She is way too much a porn star performing for the camera, not just fucking while being filmed. And when Bunny gets eaten from behind, she goes full porn star talking how she is going to cum "all over that pretty little face". I lost interest by this point. Too porn like for me. They end in a 69 with as much porn chatter as sex. Another scene decidedly not for me. Bunny's first two cums were about all I enjoyed. **
















thanks for watching these so I dont have to
ReplyDeleteThis made me literally laugh out loud. And yes, avoid these scenes. Disappointed in SHV in all honesty. These were all dreadful.
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