The Lesbian Adventures of Satine Phoenix Review
I should also note this is from 2008, so the production, and look and feel is definitely dated. It is definitely not HD video.
With all that said ... onward!
Satine Phoenix and Ariel X
We first saw Ariel on this review site, in the Lesbian Babysitters where she was a fitness model with very enhanced headlights. She wasn't very good in that role (IMHO). But she also had a great scene in Field of Schemes pre surgery. This scene is pre surgery before so I had high hopes for her here.
This is a BDSM flavored scene. Satine has leather arm sleeves on. It starts with an interview post sex where they talk about their likes for BDSM and other women. Besides her killer looks and body, Satine has on like goth eye makeup. She looks smoking hot!
Once the scene starts, Satine is dressed as dominatrix and Ariel as a prim and proper lady. Ariel has a very lovely gold like collar on as well. Satine has a crop or flogger and immediately takes charge of Ariel making Ariel call her "Ms Phoenix". Satine flogs Ariel all over as she makes her undress. She pays special attention to Ariel's nipples. I have always found Ariel's big nipples one of my favorite parts of her. So I love the attention here. Satine punishes Ariel for masterbating without permission. She then pulls Ariel's hair and puts two fingers into Ariel's pussy, with Satine shocked at how wet Ariel already is. When Satine orders Ariel to "cum baby" she screams out in orgasm. Satine then slaps Ariel's boobs hard a few times. This was an amazing sequence. Satine puts the crop in Ariel's mouth and makes her wait while she undresses in the adjacent room. When Ariel is beckoned in, Satine has her bra and panties off and Satine makes Ariel now worship her body. Satine's nipples are especially large here. And her pussy delightfully dark and meaty. Satine order's Ariel to suck on her clit really hard. Satine cums hard from getting fingered and having Ariel suck on her nipples and play with her boob. Ariel is called a "good girl" after making Satine cum. Satine orders Ariel to lick her ass which is an incredibly hot visual. Satine even pulls Ariel's face in tighter.
Satine rides Ariel's face (which is like my favorite visual) while slapping Ariel's pussy. Ariel is quite responsive to each slap, almost leaping off the bed. Satine grinds into Ariel's face for another orgasm. Then slaps Ariel's pussy almost as a thank you. Satine lets Ariel touch herself as a reward, while Satine gets her strap-on on. When she gets close, Satine orders Ariel not to cum.
Satine makes Ariel get the dildo all wet but "don't spit on it". My only thought here ... yay!! Ariel goes absolutely mad on top riding Satine and when Satine orders her to cum, she screams out and Satine slaps her ass. A position switch and Satine is fucking Ariel from behind. Pulling Ariel's hair. Spanking her ass. Ordering Ariel to rub her own clit. Just like before, Ariel is an absolute animal here bucking like crazy. Through all of this, Satine's boobs are magnificent. Satine orders Ariel to cum again and when she does, Satine lifts Ariel vertical and sensually rubs all over Ariel's body. That was amazing as well.
They are vertical and kiss, and you can see Satine's handprints all over Ariel's ass. Satine grinds onto Ariel for a last orgasm for herself. Ariel's arms are forced behind her, as Satine lovingly and sensually kisses Ariel all over after having dominated her for so long. One last sucking of Ariel's pussy and some aggressive yanking on Ariel's pussy lips. Ariel asks "mistress can I please cum?" We get our last orgasm and one last "good girl" comment from Satine.
This scene was perfect. Everything it set out to accomplish, if did so in spades. I loved everything about it. Even the strap on aspects, which is often not my favorite, was so well done. I understand this won't be for everyone, but for me it was perfection. *****
I am usually not a strap on fan. I have seen too many scenes were it is just there as a prop, and the bottom just gets pounded on and grunts a lot. This is honestly just not why I watch lesbian porn. But I have watched three scenes recently (Elexis Monore and Sinn Sage, Chastity Lynn and Amber Chase, and this one) where I felt it was all done well.
Satine Phoenix and Elexis Monroe
It starts with weird narration about a beetle who likes to watch Elexis strip and fuck. After 3-4 minutes of a very young (and smaller chested) Elexis getting dressed in a silky party dress. At the party Satine slips Elexis a note to meet her outside after the party. Outside the party Satine meets her and tells Elexis she can't do this anymore (keep their relationship hidden). Elexis doesn't want her father to find out she is a lesbian so she asks for a bit more time. Satine passionately kisses Elexis here. And then they retreat to a bedroom to fuck.
The two are clearly into one another as the kissing is deep. They rub and grope at each other. The tops of their dresses are quickly pulled down. Their boobs look absolutely magnificent. Satine has really big and long nipples, and while I noted how good they looked int he first scene, may even be more prevalent here.
This is supposably at Elexis's aunts house so they are trying to quiet as they fuck. This is a constraint that I wish they didn't impose on any scene. It's porn, loud sex noises should be encouraged.
The passion here is awesome. I recently reviewed a Satine and Samantha Ryan scene that was all about the passion. This one easily tops it. These two are clearly into one another and quite enjoying this. Elexis takes great pleasure in taking Satine's stockings off and getting her completely naked.
Elexis spreads Satine's pussy and you can see just how pink it is inside. I love that view! Elexis also hungerly licks at Satine's pussy. When Elexis inserts a finger, Satine asks for more. She is quickly cumming from the licking and almost frantic finger fucking. When she cums, her whole body convulses. They aren't too concerned about the noise at this point. Elexis keeps going with fast clit rubbing and the occasional lick, driving Satine wild.
Satine whimpers and begs to Elexis that she wants to taste her. But Elexis has none of that, by starting slowly trib on Satine. Satine has her hands all over Elexis's boobs and nipples. And Elexis is making like a deep moan sound here, not a sound I have heard out of her before. There is almost a guttural cry when she cums.
Elexis's legs almost end up behind her head while Satine begins licking her. And Elexis licks her own nipples. Elexis boobs look really big when she is lying back. She does an extreme sheet grab when she cums. And that guttural moan again. And then she calls Satine a "fucking bitch" for making her cums so hard. Ha ha. That's a first for me.
If I have any type of complain here, it's that there is a bit too much chatter here. Basicallly stuff like "I am so wet" or "Do this to me". And Elexis complimenting Satine's body like it is the first time she has ever seen and felt it. While nothing is over the top or offensive, it doesn't give the impression that these are two lovers who are sneaking around. Really a minor flaw though.
Elexis wants to eat Satine's ass so they get into a 69 position. And when Elexis starts sucking Satine's clit and rubbing her asshole, Satine has another nice cum. Elexis positions Satine vertically on her face. This is the view of the scene for sure. Satine is squeezing Elexis's boobs and Elexis is rubbing her own pussy. Satine has a huge convulsing orgasm which is fantastic.
Elexis wants to get fucked by Satine one more time, so now it is Satine on top tribbing and grinding. Lots of closeups of their pussies rubbing on one another. Elexis comments that Satine is making her cum so easy. Hard squeezes of Elexis's tits and they cum again, Elexis making these guttural moans again.
Elexis is completely out of breath. Director Nica Noelle interviews them at the end. Satine is going on and on about how great that was. While Elexis basically just looks off into space and and then finally remarks that she can't talk after getting fucked so hard. She says she "got fucked every way to Sunday"! Satine ends it with a meow.
This was really great. The thing with the beetle was a little weird. The weird interplay during the sex didn't exactly jive with the story line. But bottom line is this is really about watching hot girls fuck and they were awesome at that. ****1/2
Satine Phoenix and Stephanie Swift
They do a pre interview about tantric sex. Satine talks about the two becoming one during the sex and how tantric sex is more intense. Stephanie (SS) seems bored during the whole interview.
The scene starts with the two waiting in a doctors office and Satine is there for a pregnancy test. She cheated on her female partner with a guy. SS offers her friendly support. After Satine finds out she is really pregnant and is upset. They end up back at SS's place in an attempt to distract Satine. Tantric sex with a stranger you met at a doctor's office while finding out you are pregnant. Seems a little far fetched to me, but what the hell do I know.
Satine tells SS that she is so understanding and wishes SS were her girlfriend. SS replies "it sounds like you already have enough lovers in your life". Ha ha ha. In order to get her mind off her situation, Satine suggests a breathing ritual. Satine also suggests they get naked for the ritual. I had forgotten how big SS's nipples are. I won't recap the ritual here but involves lots of kissing, lots of touching, lots of breathing, etc. I will say the kissing is great. And Satine slowly touching SS's nipples is great. The slowly touch and explore each other, Satine kissing all over SS.
Satine goes down on SS. SS remarks how wet Satine is making her. Satine encourages SS to take deep breaths and exhale through her pussy. Ha ha. And SS has a very breath heavy, deep moaning orgasm.
Somehow Satine finds a bottle of massage oil that she squeezes onto her hands and runs all over SS's back. They swap role and now it is SS licking Satine. Satine looks awesome lying back. Her nipples are almost as great as SS's. I have no idea if it is real or not, but her orgasm here is long and intense. They wrap their legs around each other and Satine touches herself for a bit before SS starts licking her again. And SS grinds against Saltine's leg. Satine has another massive orgasm.
For a moment Satine gets behind SS and rubs here. And the camera almost gets between SS's legs for a delightful view of her pussy. Sadly it only lasts a few moments. Satine transitions to kissing and licking SS from behind. And then from underneath. SS ends up lying back on Satine and primarily being fingered to another orgasm.
They close on their knees kissing and fingering each other. Satine has another huge cum! Very nice a sensual kissing and loving on one another to end things.
I don't know if sex of this type translates to porn well. Seems more something to experience versus watch. And the story and setup here were very hokey. But the views here and the orgasms were absolute fire!! And these two were absolutely magic together. I really liked that once the sex started and the silly story ended, it felt like real sex. Even if there were some parts about breathing and such that I didn't get. ****1/4
Satine Phoenix and Mina Meow
I liked the first scene of Mina's I reviewed here.
The last scene in this video delves into Satine's art background and her painting. She went to art school for 5 years. And she paints lots of erotic pictures, including a picture on display of her with wild hair, a ball gag, and being tied up. Some discussion of her career and background, all uninteresting to me.
Satine and Mina are friends in real life and like having sex with one another. Satine says they "purr" together (a play on Mina's name I suppose). But they clearly have lots of chemistry together, which is always a good thing.
Once the scene starts, Satine is going to be painting on Mina, which surprises Mina. So they argue a bit until Mina agrees to it. She lies on the ground and Satine paints an outline on Mina. And then centers her design around Mina's belly button. Mina is turned on that Satine will be displaying pictures of her body in a gallery. Satine also feels that Mina's skin needs to be moistened a bit and actually licks her, which leads to them kissing. Satine says the paint will get smeared but that doesn't really stop her from kissing and licking Mina some more.
Seeing the paint all over Mina is a little weird. But the passion and chemistry here is insane. Satine starts absolutely ravishing Mina. She quickly rubs Mina's pussy and clit to a huge orgasm for Mina. Satine gives a little chuckle when Mina cums.
They move into a bedroom. The initial urgency between the two is gone, but Satine continues to lick and finger Mina. They grind all over each other, breathing heavy. Satine frantically pulls at her panties to get them off so the two can rub pussies on one another. Satine sits on Mina's face, which is just an immense view. And raches back to finger Mina, who is so sloppy wet you can hear Satine going in and out of her. A huge orgasm for Satine. Screaming and moaning and convulsing. And Satine fingers Mina until she does the same (just not as loud).
More grinding on each other, this time with Satine behind Mina, causes Satine to cum hard again. I like when Satine cums, she is completely out of breath! Such a change from fake moans and fake orgasms. Mina finally licks Satine and fingers her to another intense orgasm.
These two are grinding machine as Satine rubs her thigh hard all over Mina's pussy for Mina to have another cum! And then Satine rubs the butt of her hand on Mina's clit until Mina cums again. Passionate kissing and grinding end it.
I didn't love the paint. And most of it all rubbed off by the end. But that initial 5 minutes or so of urgency and passion was incredible. An all time sequence. The remainder of the scene comes down a little, but still great. Another fantastic scene in this video. ****
Overall - This was incredible. I would be hard pressed to find a whole movie/video that was better than this. Maybe the Lesbian Babysitters 1 (which also stared Satine). There was also 1 or 2 MDEC episodes that had all four star plus scenes. But this has to be in the conversation for best lesbian movie of all time.
I also really enjoyed that each scne had a theme but also a little bit of a set up and story beyond just the standard interview. The beetle stuff was weird, but otherwise, this was all fire!
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