Wednesday, November 30, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 106

Lesbian House Hunters 6 Scene 4 Review with Dia Zerva and Elexis Monroe

Elexis arrives at Dia’s house. One of Elexis’s friends engagement is ending. And that friend was going to buy a property from Dia. Elexis lent her friend the money for the deposit. Dia is annoyed because she is losing money now. Lots of talk about escrow and contracts and and timelines and such.  Too much thought required here to follow this story. I just want to watch them fuck. Ha ha. 

Well it turns out the friend is really Elexis’s sister. Dia will work to get Elexis her money back.  So Elexis is happy now. And then Dia tells Elexis she has to work things off.  And leads her to the bedroom.  Well of course this was how this was going to play out. 

The house is huge. And this bedroom is tiny.  Clearly not the master bedroom which Dia would use as her room.  But details never really matter in this scenes. 

Elexis’s sister told Dia that Elexis was a lesbian so Dia is ready to make her earn her money back.  Elexis quickly realizes she has to fuck to get her money back.  And thus we get  Dia quickly starting to maul Elexis 

Dia looks really stacked in a tight sweater. Both of these women are fantastic looking.  All natural and beautiful.  It's a shame more stars are not like them.  

They wrap Dia’s belt around their necks like they are choking each other. Then Dia bound Elexis’s hands with the belt. Elexis starts feeling Dia’s boobs with her feet since her legs are bound. Dia is dominating and mauling Elexis. Each breathing heavy. They kiss and grind against each other. Amazing passion between the two.  

Elexis starts licking Dia through her leggings. WTF is that about? Dia cums but what they fuck is the point of leaving leggings on? This scene could be magical and instead it is so fucking weird. Maybe people have a leggings fetish that they trying to serve here?  They get into a 69 and Elexis still has her panties on too. Dia eventually pulls Elexis’s panties aside and she cums hard. But this is just too weird. 

They kiss some as they regain their breath. Then a camera break and they are now both naked. Finally! Elexis (with the belt still around her neck) now goes down on Dia. It’s also a lot slower and less passionate than before. This really makes no sense from a scene layout perspective.  A combo of tongues and fingers sends Dia over the top in orgasms

Dia is now on top grinding against Elexis and suddenly there is a dual headed dildo in Elexis’s pussy.  WTF?  They completely cut out the footage of that being introduced. This has to be one of weirdest and worst directed and edited scenes of all time.  Dia is now banging Elexis from behind.  Elexis looks good being fucked. She cums. Blah blah blah. Props in lesbian sex are not my thing. 

Dia is now behind her kind of choking and rubbing her clit.  Elexis is certainly getting a workout here cumming tons.  Elexis wants to give Dia a final orgasm. So Dia puts two clothespins on her nipples and Elexis breaks out a big wand vibrator. Well this certainly took a detour I wasn’t expecting 

This fucking sucked. Terrible direction and editing. Great looking women. Lots of passion to start.  But way too many props and gimmicks.  Would it have been the worst thing to just let the two of them fuck?  Also the first 5 mins was way too complicated for porn. I want to shut my brain off and watch hot women fuck.  Not follow a legal trail.  This is probably the worst scene I have scene either of these two in. ** for the hotness and effort. But did this ever suck! 























Monday, November 28, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 105

Women Seeking Women 174 Scene 1 Review with Violet Starr and Paige Owens

This scene has to be one of the most disappointing scenes I have ever reviewed.  Simply because it had such potential to be an all time great match up, and instead they served us a batch of modern porn crap that completely fails to deliver what it could have.  With that said it wasn't over the top bad, just a shell of what it could be.  And it is such a shame. 

Paige and Violet are all dressed up. Apparently Violet is supposed to marry Prinzess but she really wants to be with Paige. Paige is P’s sister and doesn’t want to interfere. Paige reluctantly gives in and soon they are kissing. It takes about 5 mins and Paige is finally all in. They kiss passionately and Violet is all over Paige. 

The story is implausible (they are doing this whole thing while wedding guests are there in the house). That opening few moments won’t win either any acting awards. But they do a strong job being into each other.  As implausible as it is for them to try and be quiet. 

Violet does have a banging body and Paige is happy to rub on it.  Paige’s dress and bra comes off and Violet mentions Paige’s sexy titties. Does anyone in real life talk like that? Paige makes sure this is what Violet really wants before she agrees to go any further. Of course it is what she wants. Who wouldn’t want to fuck Paige? 

Violet feels Paige’s pussy and says she wants to feel it on her face.   While Paige sits on Violet, Violet rubs her pussy and tweaks her nipples.  The facial expression on Paige when Violet eventually gets her mouth on her pussy is absolutely fantastic.  Paige’s pussy is very fat. You can see her lips hanging over the side of Violet’s mouth. 

I love both girls boobs too. Paige’s for being small and perky. Violet’s  for being meaty and just fun to look at.  I also like Violet for being slightly thicker than your average porn star. 

Paige soon announces she is going to cum, and covers her mouth as she quivers on Violet’s face.  I love kissing right after a pussy eating session. This two embrace and lock lips hard. Paige now fingers Violet while she moans and Paige tells her to hush. My favorite position now as Paige gets behind her and rubs Violet’s pussy. 

So you would think based not the description so far, this scene would be great, and I would be loving it.  Sadly at this point is where it starts to fall off for me.  First off, Violet is sure making a lot of noise here while the goal is to be quiet. I guess her porn instinct to moan constantly is hard to turn off. But it really makes no sense in this scene even if it isn’t as outrageous as some other scenes we have seen.   I really liked Violet when she debuted, and her early scenes.  These later ones with the constant moaning ... it is just such a let down.  

There is also a lot of slurping going on here, which on occasion is ok, constantly, I am not a fan of.  Paige makes Violet say she wants her tongue in her pussy. Once she eats her, she tells Violet she doesn’t want her to cum too fast and slows down. Again odd behavior for two people trying to be quiet and who have a houseful of guests. Violet does soon cum though with a combo of fingers and tongue. 

They get into a 69. They are not even pretending to be quiet now. And Violet has ratcheted it up. Her constant moans that have become pretty unbearable.  Lots more slurping here and closeups of pussy’s being licked.  I enjoyed this to start even though the story was preposterous.  By the end it is just too long and too much stupid porn shit. Slurping. Constant moans (even though the story is that they are trying to be quiet).  

Paige gets on top to trib. That’s an amazing view. And they do show some good close ups of their pussy’s mashed together.  Violet gets up to ride Paige’s face. More slurping and chatter and some weird grunts coming out of Violet. Great view but pretty crappy execution.  I don’t know who enjoys all this noise but it is clear this scene is no longer for me. 

Violet cums and Paige cums (while she was fingering herself). Are the end someone knocks on the door and the two freak out.   Like the last Paige scene I reviewed, this gets ***1/2 but mostly for the views and clearly not anything else.  

If they did this exact scene trying to be quiet, without fake moans, without slurping, and grunts ... maybe approaching five stars.  But all the stupidity of the added noise with wedding guests outside their door.  Fuck this.  Enjoy the pictures.  But what an absolute let down.