Lesbian Babysitters 13 Review
Nina Elle is interviewing Claire Robbins for a babysitter job. Somewhat of our typical intro scene to this series of movies. Nina owns a tattoo shop. Her partner Dana Vespoli is a philosophy teacher on sabbatical writing a book. Claire’s boobs look bigger than I have seen before in a tight sweater. Fast forward and Claire now has the job and is cleaning up the house Kimberly Kane shows up to bring Dana some research. Dana looks great in glasses I should add. Very scholarly!! But in her study Dana is really watching lesbian porn while pretending to be working on the book. And Nina is clearly pissed off about Dana’s lack of attention. There is a little too much story here, the first 10 mins of this is all set up.
Dana and Nina decide to go out to dinner leaving Claire at home with the baby when Kimberly shows back up. Kimberly wastes no time hitting on Claire and soon they are kissing. Kimberly basically begins undressing Claire instantly. And Claire’s hand quickly finds Kimberly’s panties. Wow this is really good. Claire is basically flailing all over the couch as Kimberly sucks her boobs. Kimberly has no bra on. Of course! When Claire tells Kimberly she likes her panties, Kimberly asks if she would prefer them on the floor. Ha ha. Kimberly fingers Claire and this is amazing. Kimberly asks for a kiss and when Claire goes for her lips she says not there. So Claire dives into her pussy. I am really kind of shocked how great this is so far. Claire attacks with her mouth while her hands work all over Kimberly’s body. Claire’s boobs are really awesome shaped. Didn’t realize they were that big until the opening scene in her sweater. I have seen Clair before and never thought too much about her, and I always remembered her boobs being smaller. Kimberly goes down on Claire who is quite sensitive and quickly cums. Kimberly gets two fingers in and Claire cums again as Kimberly squeezes her boobs and Claire grips the couch. Kimberly rides Claire’s face. First in reverse and later in standard position. She looks awesome on top here. Kimberly cums as she grinds into Claire’s face. At one point she calls Claire nasty. She looks so sweet and wholesome but clearly not the case. These two have chemistry and a connection. I really am enjoying this. The two get in a scissoring position but Kimberly tells Claire to masterbate. Claire rubs her clit while Kimberly puts two fingers in. Claire also sucks Kimberly toes. And soon Kimberly uses her other hand to finger her own pussy. Claire shudders after she cums. That was fantastic. Claire next fingers Kimberly’s pussy and Kimberly adds her own hand she cums again too. Wow this was unexpected and great. ****1/4
Dana and Nina are in Santa Barbara. Dana tells Nina she looks like “Nina Elle” the porn star. Nuddge, Nudge, Wink, Wink. Ha ha. While I thought this was funny, I was over the rest of the tongue in cheek humor the remainder of the episode. Dana is addicted to porn and seems incapable of actually just having sex. She makes this like a porn scene. She asks the former stripper Nina to dance for her. I get what they are going for here, but it kind of sucks. I guess it was kind of funny for that first moment, but at the end of the day, I want to see hot women fuck. I appreciate the absurdity of a good story. All I could think while this is going on is hopefully this story ends soon and they just get down to fucking. She asks Nina to show her that ass, asks her to call her daddy, calls her a fucking slut as they start kissing. So they are all in on Dana being the porn addict. As they kiss, Dana's top ends up around her waist. The fourth scene in a row for this move. Nina has giant implants. This is never my favorite look. Dana finally goes down on Nina, and quickly has Nina ready and near a climax. If she cums, it is minor and soon Nina is now going down on Dana. Similar results, a minor climax, Nina flips onto all fours and Dana eats her from behind before she turns back on her back and Dana fingers her clit while sucking Nina's toes. Eventually Dana goes back down on Nina, then climbs up to trib. Nina ends back up on her stomach (lots of servicing Nina this scene) where Dana spanks Nina ... then she gets behind her and squeezes her tits and fingers her clit. Even with Nina's gigantic implants, this is the best thing in the scene to me so far. Nina finally has an orgasm worth noting. After they finish, Nina asks if all Dana's new tricks are from watching porn. Dana then pretends to go to sleep and pulls out her phone while Nina goes to sleep too. This really wasn't the scene for me. Not my thing. **1/2
Nina brings Claire a present home from Santa Barbara. Claire is doing some school work. Later on she tries to see Nina, who is busy unwrapping a Sweetheart's DVD in her locked office and blows her off.
Claire shows Nina some pictures of the baby and Nina tries to sneak out. She lies about meeting her editor and really meets porn star Kleio Valentien.
Klein is in a hotel room dancing for Dana. Dana followed her on Twitter and sent her a DM. Ha ha. Now they are fucking. We finally see Dana’s stomach too!! But she leaves her bra on so the streak of partially clothed Dana remains (now 5 scenes). She tells Kleio she likes aggressive and she almost instantly goes down on Dana. Kleio offers to turn around so Dana can spank her. Kleio is covered in tattoos. While I like tattoos a lot, I am never a fan of them on the boobs. Kleio’s are just a little too close there for me to really like. She climbs up and rides Dana’s face. Then she slips Dana over and eats her ass and pussy. I wish I had more to say. I just find Dana being a porn addict not very interesting at all. I just want to watch people who are into one another fuck. Dana goes down on Kleio and she tells her she is her best fan. Kleio rubs her clit and Dana just watches. Kleio says she is going to cum for her and asks Dana to bite her as she cums. Kleio goes down on Dana again. Dana’s face makes it look like she is always in pain. I appreciated some of the humor here but as a sex scene this fucking sucked. It’s really a shame because I do find Dana incredibly attractive *1/2
Nina is snooping around Dana’s office and finds an autographed picture from Kleio and then all the DVDs. She also finds the DMs with Kleio. When confronted Dana says “This is uncomfortable” ha ha. Dana says her challenge is a porn addiction and she has also fucked Kimberly. Dana blames this all on Nina’s inability to communicate.
Nearly naked Nina is in bed crying and Claire brings some tea to comfort her. This of course leads to them hugging, kissing and soon fucking. It starts with the way everyone of these sitters hookup has gone. “I am there for you and the baby”. Nina happened to be depressed in bed in a full matching pink lingerie. As great as Claire’s boobs are, Nina’s are terrible. I really like Claire’s body. A little thickness to her middle. Nice boobs that are just a handful. To be fair, I thought they looked bigger in scene 1. Claire is really into Nina. And no mention ever of her fucking Kimberly. Nina goes down on Claire first really enjoying her pussy. Claire is real responsive too. I really like her arching her back. When Nina lies back you can see how gigantic and fake her boobs are. God I hate it. Nina is passionate and into it, making up for her boobs. I would imagine if she were natural I would be much more into her. Instead she just looks like a porn star which is not my thing. She grabs the headboard as Claire eats her. They get into a scissoring position. And all time great view of Claire. Her boobs are so great. Small and shapely. And her facial expressions are great too. The two have a great climax together scissoring each other. Claire then climbs up and rides Nina’s face. I wish we could see her from the front but her ass looks immense too. She twerks on Nina while Nine finger’s herself Then Nina gets behind Claire and eats her ass and pussy.
We finish with Claire rubbing Nina’s clit from behind. This was a really good scene. A couple of bowling balls in Nina’s chest is the only reason I went less than 4 stars. ***3/4
After Dana walks in and says “We’ll this awkward … but we are even!”
Onto LB14 next. Based on the cast list, I am pretty sure it will engage me a lot more.
Overall - I thought the first scene was great, and the fourth was borderline. The middle was not for me. The story would have been better if they were not trying to make an artistic porn movie that was story driven. It made me laugh a few times, but in the end it strayed too far from what I really enjoy.
Awards:
- MVP - Claire was the clear star of this one, being in the two best scenes
- Hottest - Claire, although Kimberly looked good too
- Best Mother - Since this is really for the older stars, Kimberly wins this one even though she wasn't a mother
- Best Babysitter - Claire was the only young star in this movie, so she wins this by default
- Biggest Surprise - Kimberly. I am not sure I had ever seen her before, and she was very good
- Best Scene - Claire and Kimberly
Scenes:
- Kimberly Kane and Claire Robbins ****1/4
- Dana Vespoli and Nina Elle **1/2
- Dana Vespoli and Kleio Valentien *1/2
- Nina Elle and Claire Robbins ***3/4
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