Monday, August 8, 2022

Lesbian Babysitters 5 Review

Lesbian Babysitters 5 Review

An interesting episode, as we basically have 4 separate scenes not tied together at all except for the fact that they involve babysitters.  Kind of a departure from the first four episodes where we had continuity and storyline between each of the scenes. 

Natasha Nice  applies for a job babysitting Inari Vach’s baby daughter. So fast forward to Natasha working and she is thinking about Inari.  Inari comes home early and she and Natasha relax having some wine.  Natasha tells how her previous babysitting job was with a lesbian couple and how she was involved with one of her previous clients. Inari tells how she never was with a women before. Natasha signals an opportunity might arise soon. Ha ha. These porn movies can really hit you with the subtly hammer sometimes.  This of course is the entry into them fucking.

Natasha makes the first move and kisses Inari. They kiss on the couch before they head to the bedroom. Inari is quite into it. Little moans as Natasha strips her and kisses all over her.  Inari has really big Michelle Lay like nipples (plus smaller boobs like Michelle as well).  Inari is fabulous here as Natasha grinds into her. She is just moaning yes yes yes.  Natasha strips down to her underwear and she look amazing. Natasha puts two fingers in Inari’s pussy and Inari rubs her own clit.  She cums really really fast.  That was fun.  They trib for a brief moment while each are wearing panties still.  Inari goes down on Natasha for a moment before Natasha fingers herself and Inari watches. Natasha cums hard herself.  We finally get everyone’s panties off. Natasha licks Inari’s pussy for a bit before they scissors. Natasha cums within about 15 seconds.  That was wild.  She shifts position slightly and grinds some more for Inari’s benefit.  Inari gets between Natasha’s legs and they grind and kiss to end the scene. Natasha cums again. Wow. She was a ball of fire (or orgasms here).   I don't know if Natasha was really cumming this fast, if it was scripted because she was into Inari (the whole daydreaming thing at the beginning), or just the power of editing to make it looks so quick.  Whatever the case, I really liked it.  Fun scene to start things.  ***1/2



I really like Lexi Belle.  She was in my favorite early scene from the MDEC. I really liked it because she and Darryl Hanah were into one another, and it wasn't sit back and eat pussy for 10 mins, ok now its my turn to lie back and you eat me for 10 mins, etc.  It  was much more of we are into one another and we are going to be passionate, fuck each other in multiple ways, and have fun.  Anyway, she is paired with one of my least favorite actresses of all time Teri Weigel.  Teri is a former Playboy Playmate (who looked amazing in Playboy), then went into porn.  She got gigantic implants and basically screams and shrieks through every scene.  And she has been around since the early 90s.  I hate her.  Ha ha.  So let's see how this one goes. 

Teri is complaining to Nica Noelle that her babysitter has backed out   So Nica volunteers her daughter Lexi to handle it for her. Teri looks like someone drunk fixed her hair.  Nica tells Lexi she is gaining weight and needs to not eat a cupcake and cover up before she goes to Teri’s.  Lexi tells Nis she is afraid of her boyfriend looking at her. Ha ha.  After Teri gets home, Lexi doesn’t want to go home so she wants to hang out with Teri  Lexi starts hitting on Teri.  Then surprises her with a kiss. Then starts mauling her body on the couch.  Almost instantly squeezing her boobs.  Teri is moaning and grunting almost instantly.   They fall off the couch to the floor as they grope each other.  Then they just stay on the floor and get naked. Lexi goes down on Teri who is crying oh my god and grunting. Lexi gets her fingers inside Teri who screams ( which makes no sense with a baby Lexi put to bed earlier).  They move onto the couch and Teri let’s out more screams as she gets close and oh my gods as she cums.  Lexi keeps going and Teri cums agains.  This is really fun and unlike almost every other scene in that they are flopping all over the place from couch to floor back to couch back to floor.  They are urgent in their lust.  They both clearly want to fuck and get off, even if Lexi seems far more into Teri, then vice versa. It’s pretty amazing stuff, and could have been absolutely great with someone better than Teri. Teri fingers Lexi to an orgasm and then Lexi tribs her. Lexi gets back on the couch and Teri licks and fingers her to an orgasm. Lexi tells Teri she isn’t done with her and fingers her to one more orgasm.  As I said, I hate Teri Weigel but this was a surprisingly moderate performance from her.   She was doing 2022 bad porn back in the 90s.  And she ruined amazing natural breasts for these hugely inflated implants. This scene was actually fun and  watchable. Sadly I kept thinking about how epic this scene could have been with anyone else. Replace Teri with Melissa Monet and this is as good as the scene that closed LB4. Oh well.  Still it was fun watching  the urgency the two had and watching them frolic around. And it was fun watching the babysitter drive the scene. ***1/2



Madison Young is hiring a babysitter Aiden Ashley for when her baby arrives. The due date is the next week. Madison is single and wasn’t preparing to do this alone. Madison was artificially inseminated and her previous partner was a lesbian. Later and Madison is in a nightgown and is having leg cramps.  Aiden gets her in bed and offers her a massage. As Aiden massages her, Madison feels Aiden’s boobs.   Soon they are kissing.  Aiden looks good naked.  And they are very passionate together.  Madison boobs are engorged and her nipples are gigantic.  So some stuff to really like about this scene.   But the fact Madison is pregnant does nothing for me.  Aiden fingers Madison, while Madison rubs her own clit. This leads to a Madison orgasm.  Even though Madison is about to have a baby, her pussy is nicely shaved. Ha ha.  Aiden now goes down on Madison, and she cums again.  Madison tells Aiden she wants to taste her delicious pussy and they swap spots.  Soon Madison has 2 fingers inside Aiden, and Aiden goes crazy.  Wow that was fun.   They kiss for a bit and Madison grinds her belly against Aiden before she goes back to licking and rubbing Aiden’s pussy. She fingers Aiden to an intense orgasm. Then they embrace and kiss to end things.  I honestly wasn’t expecting to like this that much. But sometimes simple is the best. ***1/2



Lana Lopez finds Jessie Andrew’s earring in her bed and thinks she is having an affair with her husband. Jessie admits she is really into Lana and was in her bed masterbating. Jessie has never been with a woman before. Lana was once before a long time ago. The awkwardly look at one another until Lana makes a move. Lana starts kissing Jessie who is very shy. Lots of tentative kisses as the slowly remove their clothes. Jessie is really skinny with lovely tiny boobs. Lana is incredible looking (clearly a latina, but I think maybe a little asian as well) and has implants that are nice shaped and sized versus some horrendous ones like Teri in scene 2. They start getting a little more urgent in their actions. Lana sticks her hand down Jessie’s panties and fingers her close to orgasm. Jessie is suddenly not so shy and buries her face in Lana’s pussy. She stops short of making Lana cum. Jessie has a beautiful pussy. I love how fat the outer lips are. Lana licks her to a fun orgasm.  Lana then gets on top and grinds on Jessie for a bit. She rocks herself to a cum. Lana then gets vertical and reaches back to finger Jessie’s pussy, which we get a really nice view of. Those pussy lips are almost Penny Pax level fat.  I love it. Jessie rubs Alana’s clit while this is going on.  They appear to cum together. They kiss and Jessie fingers Lana until she cums again. Jessie then lies back and grips the sheets as Lana licks her one more time. She gets fingers inside her as she licks her clit and then sucks her boob. Finally a finger inside her and a thumb in her clit sends Jessie over the edge.  Lana then buries her face in Jessie’s pussy and she has an amazing body convulsing orgasm while begging Lana not to stop. They kiss and tell each they are amazing to close the scene out.  Well that was awesome. I really liked that scene and both actresses in it. A really good way to end. ****




Overall - Another strong Lesbian Babysitters episode.  Nothing in it achieves the highs of the previous episodes, but still this was very solid.  All the scenes were fun and worth watching.

Awards:
  • MVP - No one really stood out as the star of the episode.  Usually someone makes it very apparent they deserve this award.  I am going to go with Lexi, who drove a fun scene that could have been an all time great scene if it had a better mother in it.
  • Hottest - Natasha and Jessie are both viable options here, but I was really taken with Lana.  I really thought she looked amazing and it was time for one of the hot moms to win this award.
  • Best Mother - Lana was great. Inari was fun too, but Lana was the best.
  • Best Baysitter- Natasha for all of her fast orgasms, over Jessie who I enjoyed as well.  Lexi as noted was great too. 
  • Biggest Surprise / Under the Radar - Lana, who I had not seen before and who I really enjoyed.
  • Best Scene - Lana and Jessie
Scenes:
  • Inari Vachs and Natasha Nice ***1/2
  • Teri Weigel and Lexi Belle ***1/2
  • Madison Young and Aiden Ashley ***1/2
  • Lana Lopez and Jessie Andrews ****

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