Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 56 Review
Reagan Foxx is in her underwear and is inseminating Elsa Jean in our {insert sarcasm} favorite bedroom and on our favorite bed. No idea if Reagan is her mother here or not. Seems more like a lover. Well confirmed in a moment, they are having the baby together. We do get to see Elsa’s lovely fat pussy! Fast forward and seems they are having a girl. But Reagan travels for work and Elsa needs to go with her since she doesn’t like to sleep alone at night. So they look to the MDEC to find other mother daughters to take care of their baby while they travel. Ok this is ridiculous. These stories are now just dumb. I really enjoy the erotic or whacky aspects of most of their stories. But I need to at least be able to buy into them just a little. I do suspend my disbelief when I watch these, but sometimes there is something so egregious it just ruins it. And this is one of those rare times. Seriously, find lesbians on the internet to leave your baby with? Leave your newborn with strangers because you don't want to sleep alone? Come on man!
Anyway, Sarah Vandella and Vanna Bardot are over for an MDEC meetup. They need a place to live. They don’t want to give up their health insurance so they agree to move in with Reagan and Elsa to save housing costs. Vanna will be going to nursing school at Thornhill. And they think Reagan is Elsa’s mom not her lover. They talk about how there is a no men rule at the house. Ha ha.
So once they move in, Elsa comes in to see Sarah. Elsa is extra horny because she is hormonal because she is pregnant. However, Elsa is also not showing at all. Still as petite as can be. Sarah has never kissed a girl? Why the fuck is she on the MDEC then? Elsa starts hitting on Sarah. They kiss for a few moments before Elsa lifts up her shirt and Sarah goes in to suck on Elsa’s tiny tits. Elsa pulls up Sarah’s tank top and begins work on her boobs next. Elsa goes down on Sarah who keeps saying “oh wow” and “it’s nice”. She says “holy fucking shit” after her orgasm. But she is kind of boring if I am being honest. I basically say this every time I review Elsa but she has the fattest pussy I have ever seen. It is like the whole thing is massively swollen. Sarah licks her to a nice orgasm with lots of slurping. Elsa climbs on top of Sarah and starts grinding. She then turns it into a tribbing session which looks good but is not very passionate. Elsa directs Sarah to her knees where she proceeds to lick her asshole and rub her clit. Sarah has an initial gasp of surprise when Elsa licks her ass. Then lots of wows and yes's. Finally she says she is cumming about 3 times in rapid succession. Elsa sits in Sarah’s face for the last major act of the scene. Elsa squeezes her own nipple which was nice. We do gets lots of shots of Sarah’s boob job here. I am still not a fan. They are too far apart, it is so unnatural. Elsa grinds on her face which was the first real energetic thing of the scene. Elsa licking ass and riding face were both enjoyable. For the first time Elsa wasn’t boring. But Sarah makes too much noise when she licks pussy for me to really think this is very good. And I still don’t like her implants. This had its moments but it was nothing great. ***1/4
Vanna has her prom coming up. Reagan offers a dress for her to try on. They head to our now standard bedroom. Vanna is shy and reluctant to take her clothes off in front of Reagan. Reagan offers to tell Vanna all about her going to prom secretly with her female teacher who taught her how to explore. Vanna is a virgin. Clearly Reagan wants to teach her and tells her all the bad things about boys, inferring she should try girls. The start touching and Reagan kisses her hand. This leads to kisses on the lips. Vanna has just a banging body with the small boobs I love. She also has braces so clearly looks the part. Reagan gets behind her and starts rubbing her all over. Soon her hands are in Vanna’s panties and Vanna is loving it It doesn’t take long and Reagan goes down on Vanna. Vanna acts surprised and into it saying “oh my god” the whole time. She then turns her over for some ass licking and and rubbing of her clit from behind. This leads Vanna to to buck and twitch while orgasming, all while her head is up against the crazy headboard. Very nice stuff here. Much better than the first scene. Reagan has Vanna taste herself as she kisses her
Reagan tells Vanna she wants her to play with and explore Reagan's pussy. Reagan gives her a little guidance but soon she is clearly enjoying herself as Vanna licks her. Vanna is guided on top to grind on Reagan. The visual between Vanna's tiny tits and the huge implants of Reagan is kind of staggering.
You can actually sense Vanna's eyes rolling back into her head, while her eyelids are closed as she grinds on top of Reagan. Amazing!! And that is a first for me, sensing someone's eyes rolling back as their eyes are closed. Reagan is really good here. Sometimes she isn't as assertive as she should be. Here she does a bang up job. Vanna climbs up to ride Reagans face. Her pussy lips hang so low and right into Reagan's mouth. Vanna looks amazing here. She is a little too skinny for me, but man oh man is she sexy. She convulses as she rides Reagan's tongue. So awesome. A camera break and then Reagan is teaching her to scissors. This looks amazing too. Vanna convulses here too as she grinds against Reagan. Vanna thanks her for teaching her. Reagan then wraps herself around Vanna's body again and caresses her. This was fantastic. I really liked this better than the last two Reagan scene's with Scarlett Sage and Athena Faris (both of whom I really like). I guess it must be a chemistry thing, or maybe just my mood when I watch them. If I wasn't so burned out on the MDEC I would rewatch all three and get to the bottom of it. But anyway, this was great. ****
Meanwhile I have so many questions about this storyline and what happens. Why were Sara and Vanna on the MDEC since being a lesbian wasn't really a thing for either of them? Are Reagan and Elsa cheating on each other? Or do they have an open relationship? Will Elsa actually leave her baby with strangers? If I were writing and booking these stories, we would have answers to all of this! Ha ha.
Vienna Rose is massaging her mother’s Serene Siren’s stomach. They have an MDEC meeting the next day with Syren DeMer and Jessica Rex. Can I just note Syren and Serene should never ever be in the same storyline. Anyway Serene is sending Vienna to conversion therapy. Vienna thinks about women all the time. The therapy makes her horny. And she is attracted to her mother. Vienna rubs her hands all over Serene in a sexual fashion. Serene stops the massage when Vienna goes to far south with her hands. Ha ha ha. This is ridiculous. In a good way. Vienna wants to take their love to the highest level. None of this turns me on, I just find it delightfully absurd.
Meanwhile Syren has been shopping for dildos for Jessica since she has penis envy. Jessica is like any teenage daughter would be … mortified at her mother. Syren has gone completely overboard. Geez who would have imagined that? Later when alone Jessica is trying them on.
So the next day Syren and Jessica are over at Serene and Vienna’s. Apparently they moving in? Ok now I am going south on this scene. Too much time spent on the incest and the Jessica penis stuff and not enough on why they need a house or why they are meeting up. Syren volunteers that Jessica is a lesbian and Vienna tells Jessica she will love her mother. Vienna also talks about her love for her own mother. Yeah it’s as weird as it sounds. I thought it was a little interesting to start, whacky enough to peek my interest. But it went downhill really fast.
Sometime after moving in Syren comes into her room and Vienna is in her bed. Serene wants to masturbate so Vienna needs a place to stay. She wants to cuddle so Syren locks the door. But Syren notes that Vienna is just weird and that Serene and Vienna are a little too close. So the initial part of this storyline was absurd but enjoyable. As I noted it’s just gone way off the rails but now, and the MDEC thespian seems to agree. And can I say Vienna is a horrible actress. She can’t really get her lines out. Like it is painful to watch. I am not looking for Meryl Streep here. But this is terrible. Can we just start fucking here? As weird as Vienna is, Syren is soon kissing her. I should note Syren is in a super low cut nightie. And Vienna in regular old pajamas. Nice kissing between the two. Vienna is clearly enchanted with Syren’s giant implants. She spends a good 5 mins jus touching and sucking on those babies. Vienna just seems completely into Syren. Syren gets Vienna’s top off and her boobs are awesome. So small with big nipples. Syren just starts grabbing them then sucking them. Vienna talks like a toddler asking Syren if she is going to take her panties off. What the fuck? The sex here seems fine. Vienna acting like a child is completely bonkers to me. Is this what people enjoy? Anyway she gives Syren a really nice orgasm. Both are very breathy by this point. Oh geez. Syren gets Vienna’s bottoms off and pushes her legs back by her ears. Then spits multiple times in Vienna’s pussy before she start vigorously rubbing her pussy and playing with her clit. Vienna thanks her as Syren finally licks her pussy. It turns into a slurpfest and Vienna cums. Syren then starts grinding on her like she has a cock asking Vienna if she can take it. Not idea what that is supposed to mean. Between the spitting, the baby talk, the imaginary cock, this scene really is awful. Vienna tribs for a moment before fingering and then licking Syren. Vienna stars slurping and then Syren starts doing this very guttural growl. No idea what the fuck that was about. Is she channeling her inner cougar? Syren tribs some more while holding onto Vienna’s nipple. Syren then licks and fingers Vienna but in full transparency I have started to tune this one out. Vienna does grip the sheets so that is cool. This scene was just fucking weird. With the volume low I am sure the sex itself would be fine. But Vienna bring in love with her mother, her acting like a child, and Syren being into it and grunting … this just had no appeal to me. Check out Vienna’s body for the only thing I really enjoyed about this. **
This is my first Vienna scene. Is she always this weird? Vienna says this needs to be their own little secret. Syren says it will be their secret for a very long time.
Vienna is in her underwear and wanting attention from Serene. Vienna brings her a gift and leans in and tries to smell Serene. The gift is sexy underwear and stockings. Vienna orders her to put it on and come into her bedroom in 15 mins. When Serene comes into the bedroom, Vienna is on her bed with Jessica feeling her up. Vienna has her hands “all over her junk” to quote Jessica. Serene is wearing the lingerie and Jessica says she has been staring at her “big tits” since she moved in. Vienna and Serene both starting fingering and rubbing Jessica. Jessica says it’s time for Vienna to leave. Then Jessica and Serene profess their crushes on each other and that they are each lesbians and clearly into each other. They kiss a lot. Rub each other bodies. Slowly strip each other. I like Jessica so much better than Serene. I honestly don’t understand the appeal of Serene. I mean she is fine. But it seems like she is every scene these days that GFF releases. She isn’t that hot, is she? Her implants turn me off. The nipples are in unnaturally high positions on her boobs. And in this scene she uses the term titties an obscene amount. Like she is Dana DeArmond’s titties twin. She is a real life former gymnast and easily pulls one leg back behind her head so Jessica can have full access to her pussy. Serene calls Jessica a “blessed Angel” and “good girl” as she makes her cum. Jessica gets on top to grind. She looks as good as she always does. Tall. Thick. Small boobs. I love it. Sadly Serene doesn’t shut up the whole time. Her mouth is really dragging this scene down. She always talks like a child half the time. I just don’t get it. When Serene licks Jessica, Jessica grips the sheets, twerks her pussy against Serene’s face. Serene then just does that same weird position that Syren did last scene. Useless. She asks Jessica if she wishes she a had a big dick instead of a fat clit. What the fuck? Thank god this doesn’t last long and Serene gets on top to trib. I would prefer that see Jessica on top versus Serene. Oh well. Jessica positions Serene on her hands and knees. She licks her pussy from behind. Serene twerks a lot. And doesn’t shit the fuck up. Too many stupid things to quote other than talk about smothering Jessica with her ass. It’s official. I really dislike Serene. No make that I hate her. In fairness we get a nice view of her fingering Jessica for a bit before Serene climbs on to trib again. They finger each other and then an all time terrible directors cut has Jessica sitting on Serene’s face. Absolutely terrible editing. But that visual of Jessica was amazing. Serene says she is cum drunk.
This would have been so much better without Serene’s endless chatter. I did really enjoy Jessica. Better than the last scene. But not anything I would ever want to watch or think about again. Those who don’t mind Serene will like this more than me. ***
Two painfully long scenes and we still don’t have the answer as to why Syren and Jessica needed a place to stay. I intend to never really think about MDEC Episode 56 again, so this and the mysteries from the first storyline I guess will remain mysteries forever.
Overall - This has to be one of my least favorite Episodes. Besides scene 2, I didn't really like of anything here.
Awards:
- MVP - Vanna was the stand out performer here. Reagan was good too. As was Jessica. But really, Vanna was the best.
- Hottest - Vanna again, over Jessica. Jessica seems doomed to be the bridesmaid and not the bride for all of these awards.
- Best Mother - Reagan was the only one I even liked this time.
- Best Daughter - Again it's Vanna over Jessica.
- Best Scene - Reagan and Vanna
Scenes:
- Sarah Vandella and Elsa Jean ***1/4
- Reagan Foxx and Vanna Bardot ****
- Syren De Mer and Vienna Rose **
- Serene Siren and Jessica Rex ***
I skip every Else Jean scene. Her meat flaps are too distracting
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