Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 50 Review

Here we are, 50 episodes in.  Honestly when I picked this back up at the end of last summer, I never would have thought I would have made it this far.  The end (62) is actually in sight.  If I am being honest, sometimes I get to these sixty minute MDEC scenes and I wonder what the hell am I doing with my life. Is this really what I want out of spare time?  Alas, I shall persist.  And I should note, 50 tends to be a milestone for most people.  Halfway to 100, blah, blah, blah.  Apparently the fine folks at GFF don't really see numbers as important milestones, because for this Episode they gave us a bunch of crap.  So let's discuss. 

Pamela Morrison is having mom Alana Cruise help her pick out a dress for an MDEC meetup. Both are topless. Alana suggest she puts on lotion before the dress and she rubs it all over her. Pamela is nervous for her first MDEC meeting.  Alana tells a story about her first time with another mother and cups Pamela’s boobs to show her how her own boobs were felt up. Ha ha, that is kinky.  Meanwhile Mindi Mink and daughter Honey Gold are drinking wine when Alana and Pam walk right in (no doorbell?).   Honey doesn’t even remotely look like Mindi. Seriously are they even trying here? Honey wants to be a gynecologist as she loves working with the female body.  Ha ha. Alana is intrigued.  Mindi is leering at Pamela. She wants to give her the tour of the house.  And meanwhile Honey wants to give Alana a vaginal examination. 

Mindy and Pamela end up in Mindi’s bedroom. Pamela has a bra on now which she didn’t when getting ready earlier.  Details GFF .. Details! Mindy decides to give Pamela a bubble bath. Pam has really nice perky boobs.  She is doing a good job playing a nervous first timer too.  Mindy strips down and Pamela is into her body. Mindy sprays water all over Pamela in the tub. To me this is really boring.  It’s nice seeing her run her hands all over Pamela but it is so slow. Mindi sprays Pamela’s pussy with the tub wand and she eventually cums.  Then they swap roles and Pamela washes Mindi. They eventually make their way to the bed where they slowly rub and touch each other.  Mindi goes down on Pamela and eats her very slowly.  When Pamela cums she asks Mindi “Can I cum for you?”   Mindi just mumbles yes since she has a mouthful of pussy.  Ha ha. Mindi keeps licking and now inserts a finger. She gets Pamela to cum again who moans “Oh Fuck Oh Fuck Oh Fuck”. Mindi feeds Pamela her tits which is fun.  Great breast worship here. After this Mindi teaches Pamela  how to finger her pussy. Good visuals here but this is just not what I want in my scenes.  Then Mindi teaches Pamela how to lube up her pussy (it’s not wet yet?  wtf) and then lick it. I say this every scene now but I really don’t get the constant need to spit. In general I have just stopped mention this since it is in almost every scene.  But seriously, you are going overboard here to show Pamela is a virgin.  She needs to learn to spit her first time too? Anyway, Mindi cums.  They kiss. Blah blah blah.  This was slow and sensual but just didn’t do it for me. I didn’t dislike it, but it wasn’t my preferred style either.  I prefer energetic scenes, not ones in which someone is taught how to please a woman.  In fairness I have watched enough of these hour long break in a virgin scenes to just not get into them anymore. I suppose that is the curse of watching all these MDEC episodes back to back.  There clearly is an audience who like a long slow 60 Mindi Mink scene.  That audience is just not me. ***1/4

In an another bedroom, Honey is examining Alana’s pussy. Alana is teaching Honey how a gynecologist would inspect her pussy.  Ok this is ridiculous.  Alana notes all her future patients won’t be so wet. Ha ha.  Honey gets two fingers in for her exam.  I like Honey but I have no use for neck tattoos or tattoos on the boobs.  To be honest, I think the idea of trying to make all these young girls covered in tattoos to be innocent virgins is really a stretch.  I love tattoos.  As I said, I dislike them on the neck and boob, but otherwise I love seeing them.  And I can live with the ones with a few tattoos.  But when they are completely covered it makes it a hard sell in my mind. Honey turns the exam into a fingering session obviously.  Then Alana says it’s Honey’s turn for an exam.  Alana takes her dress off. She has a spectacular mothers body. And I love her huge nipples. Honey is completely into getting her exam especially when Alana gets her boob in her mouth. Honey’s dress comes off and her body is immense. Alana fingers Honey who clearly enjoys the attention. Then Honey goes down on Alana for her first taste of Alana’s pussy. It’s a really good visual with Alana’s clearly enjoying it. She keeps leaning her head back. And Honey starts slurping. We get a close up of Alana’s pussy which is incredibly wet.  They then scissor with the two of them grinding their pussies against one another.  This turns into a tribbing session with Honey on top. Soon she is licking and sucking on Alana’s feet. Honey eventually positions herself on her hands and knees and gets eaten and fingered from behind.  Honey has great facial expressions. She is really amazing in this regards. That and Alana’s nipples were the best part of this scene.  Better than the first scene. But nothing I would ever want to re-watch. ***1/2

Afterwards, they all put panties on and meet back in the living room where they all remark about how life changing their hook up was.  Not my favorite storyline at all. 

Makayla Cox is getting Brenna Sparks, in her underwear of course, ready for a beauty pageant.  Brenna is half Asian. Not sure she could pass for Makayla’s daughter.  But if Honey can be Mindi’s daughter, I shouldn’t complain here.   Makayla talks about letting a judge put a finger in her pussy to help win. This was how Makayla won her pageants when she was younger.  So Brenna will wear no underwear.  Ha ha.  Brenna looks good in her underwear I should add.  They meet up with Ryan, who is a pageant coach and is going to help Brenna. Apparently she was a Ms. America.  Darcy Dolce is her daughter who does behind the scenes work.  Makayla has Brenna do a tap dancing routine in her underwear and spanks her when she makes a mistake. Brenna is terrible at it. Richelle offers to give Brenna tap dance pointers so they trade daughters.  Richelle goes off with Darcy. 

Richelle shows her lucky panties that she always wore and that she hasn’t washed In 10 years.  She quickly gets Brenna out of her underwear and admires her body. Brenna is a virgin and giving Richelle her virginity will help her win the pageant clearly.  And of course Richelle has a bed in her practice area. Brenna has beautiful perfect boobs. It’s a shame she had them done so young.  But they look really good. Not natural looking but not overdone either. Richelle on the other has absolutely giant implants that aren’t my style at all.  Brenna is pretty receptive for a virgin. She has her legs spread and Richelle is fingering her. Then Brenna is licking her own juices off Richelle’s fingers really quickly.  Richelle licks, rubs, and fingers Brenna to a nice orgasm.  Brenna’s pussy looks great too. Hairless and quite wet. It’s very brown too.  Brenna then goes down on Richelle. She ends up tongue fucking her hole before going to work on the clit to make Richelle cum  Richelle climbs on top to trib. I think it would be so much better with Brenna on top. This turns into Brenna’s feet all over Richelle’s boob. That was odd.   Richelle has a really thick but flat abs body type if that makes sense. Tight abs but thick. She would look so much better without the giant tits and vast amounts of facial plastic surgery.  Instead she looks so plastic, at times it looks scary.  She also talks too much, going on and on about Brenna’s pussy. Richelle licks Brenna’s armpit. Another wtf moment. They scissor and again it would look so much better with Brenna more on top.  Richelle guides them into a 69. And then eventually focused slowly on rubbing Brenna’s clit.  Richelle tells Brenna it is her turn to return the favor and sits on her face. Enough of Richelle on top.  Whoever laid this scene out should be hung. Richelle talks the whole time she is riding Brenna’s face too.  They scissors and trib to end things.  Richelle tells her she is a good little girl.  Brenna looked and performed great but this scene wasn’t for me. The sex itself was decent. I just wasn’t a fan of Richelle … her plastic looks, her bolted fake tits, or her non stop talking.  Wasn’t a fan of Richelle always being on top too. Now that I have summarized all that in a few sentences, it dawns on me …Fuck Richelle. Don’t come back to the MDEC please.  ***

Darcie is looking for something for Richelle. She lost a box and is upset.  Darcie thinks she is an ugly ducking. That is a shame because she looks so good. I love the way she looks.  I dig the hat and sweater.  Wearing too much makeup but still she looks pretty damn good.  Darcie has never kissed anyone so Makayla of course volunteers. They kiss a bit and soon Makayla is stripping Darcie down.  Darcie has magnificent boobs. They are fabulous.  And soon Makayla has them in her mouth. Only in porn do we go from someone never kissed to naked and having a stranger suck on their boobs in 5 mins. Makayla clearly loves her boobs too.  Darcie starts fingering heralded while Makayla sucks her boobs.  And now 6 minutes ago she had never been kissed and now she is masturbating in a storage room for a stranger.  Makayla strips down to her underwear as she basically continues her assault on Darcie. They get naked and end up on a coach in this storage room.  Where every girl wants to lose her virginity I am sure. This is way too porn like for me to be I to be into but I have to say each looks pretty damn good.  Makayla is typical mother.  Implants that don’t look natural.  And she is wearing too much make up as well. But honestly she looks good. Ha ha I know I make no sense.  Darcie starts fingering herself again.  Pretty adventurous for a virgin.  Honestly 20mins into the scene and the virgin has who had never been kissed has spent most of the time fingering herself.  Seriously who lays this shit out?  This is beyond stupid. Why can’t hot girls just have sex? Finally 22 mins and Makayla goes down on Darcie.  This gets good at this point. Darcie looks good getting eaten. But still Darcie saying things like “You eat that pussy so good” and pulling her legs back behind her head make no sense in context of the story they established.  I think I would like Darcie a whole lot more within another scene or series.  Darcie then starts grinding on top Makayla which turns into awkward tribbing on top of the couch. Then it turns into 69. My god Darcie is making sounds she is blowing up a balloon.  Makayla cums once Darcie starts rubbing her clit. They continue on and the each cum again, Makayla from rubbing and Darcie from being licked. Darcie goes down on Makayla and ends up spending lots of time dove fucking her. Again this makes zero sense.  If this where just sex, I think this would be decent.  But combine it with the absolute terrible story that they pay no attention to and it just doesn’t work for me.  They honestly could have tweaked the story, put them on a bed and made this a ton better.  Darcie looks good though. Really the only thing I liked about this **1/2

If they didn’t present so much backstory to these scenes, ones like scene 4 would be so much better.  But instead they devote significant time to establishing all these characters and stories, and then they just ignore everything and do a standard scene.  It honestly makes me just shake my head. 

Overall – This has to be one of the weakest episodes to date. The storylines were crap. The acting was bad.  At best, the sex was average.  I am going to put this in the rear mirror and never look back. 

Awards:

• MVP - I am not sure anyone really stood out in this Episode.  I am going to go with Alana, as she was the best performer of a weak bunch.  Her nipples specifically should win this award. 
• Hottest - There were some definitely some attractive women here.  Mindi and Brenna are worth mentioning.  Alana had great nipples and a wonderful mature body. But I am going to go with Darcie, even though I didn't care much for her scene.  I thought she looked awesome in her angsty teen outfit and even better naked.  Just lay off the excessive makeup kid.  You are a natural beauty. 
• Best Mother - Mindi.  She did a very good job as the mother in her scene, even though it wasn't for me. Alana deserves a shout for feeling up her own daughter too.  Always good to cop a feel I suppose. 
• Best Daughter - Brenna wins this one.  She was tap danced in her bra and panties.  Surely that deserves some sort of award.  She was also hot and saved her scene with Richelle.  Pamela was submissive which I liked.  Honestly, I would rather have a 60 minute scene of a daughter being submissive than 60 minutes of someones first time. 
• Best Scene - Alana and Honey.  This might be the second worst scene to win this award.  There was a completely uninspiring Payton Leigh and Prinzzess scene that was the best of an all time terrible episode.  But this one isn't far behind.

Scenes:

• Mindi Mink and Pamela Morison ***1/4
• Alana Cruise and Honey Gold ***1/2
• Richelle Ryan and Brenna Sparks  ***
• Makayla Cox and Darcie Dolce **1/2