Field of Schemes 5 Review 

This is probably the weakest of the episodes so far.   The story was fine, the usual stuff to date.  I have issues with some of the stuff in this one, that we will get into as we go.  There was nothing really wrong here, just nothing that I really loved.  Honestly, I thought everything was really just kind of okay.  Nothing really stood out, except for a few moments along the way. So let's discuss (along with my usual snark). 

We start with a new video intro with some actual softball highlights. None of these girls can actually play, but that is besides the point.  Ha ha.  I mean you can't really expect a porn star to know how to throw a ball, right?

Tori Black and Lexi Belle

Kelly Leigh and Lexi show up for an interview. Kelly is an alum and very eager for Lexi to get in to Thronhill.  As an aside,  Lexi was in one of the first great MDEC scenes with Darryl!!  Ep 7 off the top of my head, but it may actually be 6.   Lexi’s GPA has dropped but she can still earn her way into Thornhill!  Of course she can.  Tori shows her old room (which she didn’t get because her batting average was too low) as part of the tour. Kelly explains to Lexi she has to sleep her way into the school  Kelly is quite happy to pimp her step daughter out. She strips Lexi down and sends Tori in to find a naked Lexi waiting for her.  

Tori tells Lexi all the things she has to do get in including licking pussy and giving an orgasm. This will be Lexi’s first time.  She basically puts no fight as Tori makes her kiss her.  Lexi is already naked so it doesn’t take Tori long to have her fingers up inside her. Tori strips quickly herself and has no underwear on.  Lexi quickly starts licking her pussy. Absolutely no hesitation.   Clearly not her first time!!

Lexi quickly moves up and rides Tori’s face. Sadly it doesn’t last too long before the drop into a 69.  There is some good passion here.  But they are not even remotely pretending it is a first time for Lexi.  And they are racing through positions without anyone cumming.  It is like they have lesbian sex ADHD!

Tori eats Lexi from behind.  Then gets up and rides her face.  The frantic nature of this continues as they start grinding against each other, in multiple positions.  Tori licks Lexi again and we finally get an orgasm. Mostly visual with the sheet grabbing but we finally get someone to cum here!

They grind against each other some more. Lexi tells Tori she wants to taste her cum so of course she starts fingering her. Seriously make this make sense to me.  You won't taste it that way silly girl! They kiss and finger each other and Lexi says she wants to be Tori’s roommate. 

This was not good. It was hot girls having sex but it was so flawed. The sex and the story didn’t match up. The sex was on hyperdrive.   While at times they can be awesome, here to me it  was just a distraction.  I like both these girls and wanted to see them cum, not fly through dozens of positions.  **3/4

India Summer and Darryl Hanah

Another episode with India portraying someone 15 years younger.  Sigh.  P is stuck doing laundry for the team.  She is doing a bad job and so coach Hanah teaches her to do it properly. India shows up. She is here for an interview with Darryl and former player Juliana Jolene. P is here for another interview too. (3rd episode with an interview for her). Funny these two (India and P) are engaged / married in real life.  I wonder if they were together at this point. 

Lots of boring academic questions. P’s grades aren’t as good as India’s so she is going to work hard to get in.  Juliana and Darryl make P strip India since she is wearing opposing team colors.  They make P play with India’s boobs. Coach Darryl likes what she sees and takes India upstairs. 

Once alone Darryl makes India take her top off. This is a lovely match up of mature small boobed ladies, no matter how old they are trying to pretend India is here. Lots of kissing with tongue. Soon they are both naked with fingers in each others pussies. No pretending with India this time. As soon Darryl goes down on her she is cumming in a very long very intense orgasm. Darryl keeps going and India cums again. A lot less intense the second time but still great.  She tells Darryl that she really knows how to “please that pussy”!

India starts fingering and rubbing Daryl’s clit and pussy. She is making more noise than Darryl which was odd. Once  he gets her mouth on Darryl’s clit Darryl cums.  And like before India keeps going and Darryl cums again! India climbs on and tribs Darryl. They both enjoy although the camera was behind India the whole time so we mostly see her back.  Weird and disappointing.  

They take turns eating each other again and both cum again. India comments that it was a fun interview. 

This seemed like it should have been more fun than it was. India not being believable.  Weird camera angles. It was still good but never got to the heights it could have. If it was more believable then I would probably be more into it.  With that said, I am a big fan of when the giver of oral keeps going after someone has cum, and makes them cum again.  For that alone this scene is better than most. ****

Prinzzess and Juliana Jolene

Former player Juliana is giving P some playing advice. They then head into the house make their way to a day bed.  P wants to prove her worth and value and soon the two are kissing. 90 secs into the scene.  Shirts are quickly off.  Juliana has massive porn star implants.

It doesn’t take long and they are both naked and soon Juliana is grinding on top of P. Once she gets her mouth on P’s pussy, P starts writhing all over the day bed. Juliana finger fucks her for a while until P begs for her mouth back on her clit and she cums right away. They swap around on the bed, but Juliana’s fingers end up back in P.  When P begs for the mouth on her clit again, she cums again. 

Now it is Juliana’s turn and P aggressively fingers her. They swap positions around but eventually P gets her to cum. The intensity falls off a cliff as they slowly kiss for a bit.   Juliana goes down on P one more time. Juliana ends up behind P fingering her clit. P’s boobs look great here.   This is really great. The views. P having a nice orgasm. Juliana loving on her after. All of these were great.  The best part of the scene by a mile. ***1/4

Elexis Monroe and Piper Austin 

After a game Elexis and Piper check into a hotel.  A coach named Candi-Girl shows up. I guess Candi appeals to certain segments of the GFF fandom. She was in an earlier video too simply washing a sex toy of some sort.  I suppose it doesn't need me pointing out that the name is ridiculous.  Hey Coach Candi-Girl, can she show me how to throw a curve?

It turns out Elexis and Piper exceeded the amount of calls made to a potential recruit.  Since they broke the rules, Candy decides to cover it up, but only if she can watch Piper and Elexis fuck. Elexis has never had sex with a girl. Silly storyline again.  The whole premise her is you have to go on multiple interviews just to get in.  And here Elexis is a virgin. I feel like this could have been a banger of a scene without the butch acting as a director. And without the silly story of Elexis’s first time. As I mentioned in the last review, do they feel a certain percentage of their audience is going to enjoy more if suddenly it is the first time for Elexis?  Even if it makes no sense, and they have seen Elexis fuck lots of times in other scenes?

The bras come off and Elexis goes to work on Pipers big boobs.  Clearly no hesitation here.  Not even a quasi attempt to make it seem like her first time.  They strip down to their softball shorts and grind on each other for a bit.  Elexis is soon naked except for her socks. Piper goes down on her bald pussy.  Elexis’s boobs look gigantic here.  Piper's are really big too!  A new scene with big all naturals ... such a rare occurrence. We should note that Elexis is about 30 here. So not exactly college age. But whatever.  Not as bad as the India scenario. 

Candy isn’t shutting up telling them what to do. Put in your finger. Say how good it feels. Etc.  Piper fingers Elexis for a bit, but as soon as things get near orgasm, Candy makes them change it up  Elexis pulls off Piper’s pants and then grinds on her. 

Elexis is directed to find Piper’s G spot and then proceeds to eat her.  Two fingers in Pipers box and Elexis face all over her clit slurping away.  Eventually Piper takes over rubbing her own clit and Elexis keeps fingering. She has a pretty non descript orgasm for so much effort put in. 

Elexis keeps licking and fingering until she has Piper turn over and does some more excessive fingering. Piper eventually cums again. That seemed to take way too much time and effort.

Pipe straddles Elexis and humps her now and then eventually tribbing her.  This looks amazing. And Elexis gets really loud.   I think we finally get Elexis cumming.  They are happy and kiss to end the scene. 

This wasn’t good.  The dumb story. Candy girl directing.  The sex was not interesting. They looked good though sparing it a much lower grade than I am giving it. ***

Overall - The weakest of the first five episodes to date.  Nothing was must see, although I enjoyed Scene 2, just for the orgasms.  

Awards:

• MVP - There was no stand out here.  I will go with Darryl just because she was in the best scene, and is the driver for the whole story. 
• Hottest - P could win this.  So could have Tori or Lexi.  Or Darryl or India.  But I really liked seeing Elexis here.  Her body just really did it for me.  In other scenes she has seemed thinner, but here she had just a perfect amount of thickness to her.  And her boobs looked great!
• Best Predator or Prey - P wins this.  I said this last episode, "As a high school student, she sure is fucking lots of people at this college."  And her willingness to just fall into bed as part of the interview process is great.  
• Best Adult -  Darryl is really it in this episode. 
• Best Teen - P, see above.  
• Best Moment - Going with Darryl and India's second orgasms over how big Elexis's boobs looked lying back being eaten, and P getting fingered with Juliana behind her. 
• Best Scene - Darry and India.

Scenes:

• Tori Black and Lexi Belle **3/4
• Darryl Hanah and India Summer ****
• Juliana Jolene and Prinzzess ***1/4
• Piper Austin and Elexis Monroe ***

DK Reviews a Random Scene 145

Women Seeking Women 147 Scene 3 Review with Lily LaBeau and Dolly Leigh

Lauren Phillips is lying naked on the medieval bed when Dolly comes in.  They gossip about Lily and Scarlett from our previous review.   Dolly wants to fuck Lily is the bottom line. I am not a fan of Lauren. I hated her MDEC scene! Lauren is either Dolly’s mother or step mother and it appears they are also fucking. And Dolly wants to set Lauren up with Violet Star, while she fucks Lily. So the first part of the plan is they invite Lily over to talk about Dolly and Scarlett having kissed. It’s all too confusing for me. I can’t keep it straight.  Porn should be simple.  While the stories are never believable, if I need to keep notes about who is who, and who wants to fuck who ... you made it too complicated!

Lauren gets a fake text that her mother has an emergency.  She leaves so Dolly can be alone with Lily. Dolly tells Lily she needs sex and asks Lily to teach her how to kiss. This story is silly but I suspect this scene will be hot

Dolly takes her to her room for a kissing lesson and indeed soon they are kissing. The negative of this scene is Dolly pretending it is her first time although it isn’t.  Usually we have porn actresses pretending it is there first time.  Here the character is pretending it is her first time, when it won't be.  Yeah more confusion added to this. 

So of course the kissing lesson leads them to doing it passionately.  Dolly has a tight shirt on. Her boobs are looking quite big here.  Meanwhile Lily has no bra on and soon she is encouraging Dolly to suck her boobs. Then she leads Dolly to playing with Lily’s pussy.

Lily makes her way behind Dolly and starts rubbing her over her panties and bra.   It is a shame Dolly is dressed here, as this view would be hot. Of course after a long session of touching Dolly, Lily now needs to taste her. Can I add here that Lily has incredible boobs. She could rival Shyla Jennings for being the perfect size in my mind! Dolly has some nice big boobs that are on display as she lies back.  She also has a really hairy pussy that isn’t my favorite.  Lily doesn’t let a hairy pussy stop her from licking Dolly to a hot orgasm. 

Dolly strips off Lily’s pantyhose and start to explore. She soon begins oral on Lily which leads to a nice Lily orgasm. Lily guides Dolly up to sit on her face and we see Dolly rock and grind on top. Her boobs look magnificent in this view too! Dolly kind of moans and twitches and soon cums on top of Lily. Lily keeps going reaches up to squeeze her boobs and Dolly cums again!!

I might not have been a fan of this scenario and storyline (too complicated for me) but that was fire. Dolly looked and sounded amazing. Lily was a master.  The sex here is fantastic. 

Lily climbs up to trib. The whole bed moves and creaks.  Lily tells Dolly she is going to get off from that “sweet little pussy” and then promptly cums hard. They begin kissing and proceed to kiss and giggle for the last few mins of the scene. 

Really good stuff ****1/4. Silliness of the story brings it down slightly but this was absolutely great!

Field of Schemes 4 Review

I think this series is starting to get a little old already.  I enjoy it as a whole.  But too many logic holes I could drive a bus through.  And the scenes all start to feel the same.  It seems it as always someone's first time when once the clothes come off, it clearly is not.  My rhetorical question is does GFF have data that a high percentage of their masturbating audience cum extra hard when it is someone's first time?  Really I just think it is an easy to go to storyline that in my view tends to be way overdone, and most times is a gimmick that is not adhered to once the sex actually starts.   There were a few great first time scenes in the MDEC.  But here they keep coming and they don't make sense.  For example, in this episode Tori Black is moved to a shared room because her batting average is too low.  And Maggie forces her and her new roommate to have lesbian sex for the first time.  Yet everyone else has to go through long lesbian initiations in order to get in.  So in general, just a silly story crutch that is overused in this series.  

I should add that I do enjoy the initiation process and all that goes with it.  That was what led me to the series in general.  And while it is a overused here too, it isn't nearly as bad as the "it's my firs time" gimmick. 

Prinzzess and Jana Jordan 

Jana is told to direct P to the stadium to catch a bus, not at the teams house.  P arrives late and misses the bus. So she drinks beer and watches the game on TV with Jana. This house (called the cathouse) is being shut down.  Which probably means GFF just has to find a new location to shoot. So more girls in fewer rooms and more roommates. Ha ha 

P talks about her interview with Couch H. Jana hits on P telling her she will give her good recommendations for her other interviews and begins to feel her up and kiss her. They head to Jana’s bedroom and start kissing. Jana is not wearing a bra and her small boobs soon find their way into P’s mouth. This is an incredible attractive match up.  I like it!  Not sure I have ever seen Jana before.

She aggressively goes after P spanking her. Lots of kissing here as the two feel each up until P basically attacks Jana’s pussy with a frenzy.  She eats her aggressively for a bit before she switches to fingers.  Jana gets so worked up and then tells P she wants to sit on her face.  This is incredible looking. Will be hard pressed to come up with a better view this episode.  P tongue fucks her almost to the edge. Jana flips around and cums hard!!

Jana positions P vertically bending her back and licking her pussy   Then she puts her on her stomach and finger fucks had with 2 fingers while spanking her.   She finger fucks P to a crazy orgasm.  Jana then spanks P’s pussy.  P asks Jana if she can cum again. She puts a thumb in her pussy and starts licking until Jana cums. After Jana cums, P slowly licks her some more.  I thought she might get her off again.  But nope.  P wants to cum one more time so Jana puts her fingers inside her and P rides it like a cock. Then climbs up and rides Jana’s face until she cums. The two cuddle to end the scene. Good stuff. A little wild even. I really enjoyed ****1/4

Darryl Hanah and Jordan Kingsley

Jordan shows up at Darryl’s house. Soon they are drinking beer. And Darryl is giving her some softball pointers.  Darryl wants to see her throw more change ups.  Ha ha. To get into Thornhill Darryl wants Jordan to work on her change up, her grades, and being a lesbian. She has to leave her boyfriend behind. 

Darryl explains she will have to sleep with a few girls in order to get in.  Later they end up in a bedroom in lingerie. Nice bras and little robes.  Suddenly the camera cuts and Darryl is in a bathroom experimenting with a pussy pump on her clit.  She comes out to see Jordan and shows her the pump attached to her clit. Darryl then attaches one to Jordan showing her how to bring extra blood to her clit and make it more sensitive. I have to say this is one of most boring things I have ever seen.  Seriously completely uninteresting to me.  Finally at the 15 min mark Darryl starts aggressively mauling Jordan. Finally!!

They strip down and start aggressively kissing.   Darryl directs Jordan on top of her and begins to suck her “big beautiful tits”, Darryl gets between her legs and they grind their now engorged clits against each other. They look good here like Darryl is actually fucking her.  Although lots of nonsense talk about Darryl’s clit being so big it is up inside Jordan. They both cum here which is cool.  Then Darryl instantly goes down on Jordan. Darryl keeps licking and slurping on her pussy then the talk turns to how swollen Jordan’s clit is. They swap positions and talk about Darryl’s swollen clit.  Darryl has that weird heart shaped pubes design going on here.  We saw that for a bit in the MDEC days too. She teaches and coaches Jordan to bring her to orgasm. Then she moves up and rides Jordans face before they 69.  Jordan cums hard and then they chat about Jordan making the team. 

This scene was a real disappointment. They had good chemistry together and there was a lot of passion. But all interrupted by constant stupid comments about how swollen their clits were. Incredibly stupid. **

Tori Black and Ariel X

Maggie comes to the softball house and is quite upset with Tori. Her batting average isn’t high enough to get the new room she thought she was getting.  Maggie in her ultimate bitch mode here   She makes her instead share a room with Ariel.   They aren’t good enough players to earn better rooms! In order for them to learn to perform better Maggie makes them fool around.  I like the idea of Maggie being annoyed at the low batting average.  That cracks me up. But making these two fuck while she watches kind of drags the scene down a bit. 

She starts to make Tori grab Ariel’s boobs and then kiss each other. Maggie directs as the two take each others tops off and feel each others boobs. Both have all over tans and nice bodies. This is before Ariel gets implants.  And the implication here is that both are straight and this is their first time. Which is silly because it has been made apparent that straight girls can’t get into Thornhill. 

They awkwardly fool around which is always a downer.  I rather watch girls just fuck with passion 

Tori puts her hand in Ariel’s panties and she starts moaning. Once they get into it Maggie leaves and the two start kissing passionately.  So my earlier complaint is now rectified! Tori ends up on her knees and Ariel fingers her. They do a lot of exploring.  Different positions and trying different things. This really made it feel like they were first timers. Then Ariel quickly and confidently maneuvers herself into a 69 and the illusion is off.  This is one of the better 69s you will see with lots of energy between the two.  Then Ariel quickly makes her way into tribbing Tori.

While I really appreciate the energy here, I am not so sure it lines up with the story.  But they frantically fuck and grope at each other.  Very hot!! Tori licks Ariel who basically goes crazy. This is pretty frantic and quite enjoyable.  They swap roles and Ariel now eats Tori from behind, then lays her down on her back and licks her until she cums. They passionately kiss for a bit before grinding on each other. Maggie cums in to watch at the point and starts directing things again ordering them to kiss (they were doing just fine at it before Maggie re entered). Ariel grinds and fucks on top until they both are exhausted 

Maggie directs Ariel to lick Tori, and she cums very hard.  She twitches afterwards when her clit is touched. Ariel rides Tori’s face. Her little boobs looks great here. Tori agrees and reaches up to squeeze them.  Ariel orgasms as she twerks all over Tori’s mouth. 

They kiss and thank Maggie for getting them together.  Not much sleep will be happening in this room going forward.  This was really good. The flaw … the urgency with which they fucked didn’t make it seem like a first time.  While I much prefer the passion, if your story is they are lesbian virgins, they suddenly shouldn't mid scene become experts. And Maggie was a little overbearing. But the sex was absolute fire.  ****1/4

Magdalene St Michaels and India Summer

Coach Darryl is helping Piper move some furniture. India shows up at the house with Jordan. India is Tori’s sister.  And she is left fielder which is the big hole on the team.  Not sure how India passes as a college student but ok. She was about 33 when this was shot.  As they are shooting pool, Maggie shows up and acting angry. She later asks for India to come visit her in a corner bedroom. Maggie tries to convince India to come to Thornhill. She offers her a full scholarship if India goes through with the initiation. 

Maggie strokes her hair to make her less nervous, reassures her, and then starts kissing her. India is nervous so further reassurances are made. They take each others boots/shoes off and then Maggie starts really kissing her passionately.  Soon India’s bobs are in Maggie’s mouth. And then shortly after Maggie has her face in India’s pussy. She makes India cum very hard which is a treat! Maggie is soon feeding India her own boobs and India is a fast learner  Maggie instructs India do slowly rub her pussy. Once she has been thoroughly teased enough, Maggie crawls between India’s legs for some grinding. Maggie quickly cums. India must have made her horny! 

They kiss and tease a bunch until Maggie rubs her nipple all over India’s clit. And eventually India cums really hard.  Now it’s India’s first time to eat pussy. Maggie has a body convulsing orgasm.  India keeps going and Maggie cums again. Amazing!! And again!!  Three hot powerful orgasms.  So incredible!!  I absolutely adore Maggie!  Sometimes she mails it in, everybody does.  But when she is on her game, and cumming all over the place, it is one of the best things in porn!

You have to suspend your disbelief of reality to get into most scenes  I am sorry but I am incapable of believing mid 30s India is a virgin teen softball player.  This is just silly!  One if the sillier things I have seen from GFF.  Not sure this is the reason I didn’t completely love this but it plays a part.  It is fun sex with two industry giants. But I couldn’t fully get into it.  With that said it was fun and Maggie’s last few orgasms really made this scene! ****

Overall - I thought Scene 2 was crap.  Just ridiculous stuff.  Darryl can engorge her clit bigger than any clit in the history of humankind, and it is not going to fit up inside someone's pussy like a finger or cock.  But the other 3 scenes were great from a sex perspective, even if the overall silliness of this series brings things down slightly. 

Awards:

• MVP - There was no stand out here.  Lots of strong sexual performances, but from an overall and story perspective, no one really rocked it. I will go with Jana who was really aggressive in mauling P. 
• Hottest - Jan and P tie for this one.  I think they both looked equally great in their scene.  
• Best Predator or Prey - P wins this.  As a high school student, she sure is fucking lots of people at this college. 
• Best Adult - Maggie by default.  Darryl kind of sucked. 
• Best Teen - I am going to spread the love, so going with a Tori and Ariel tie here.  While their scene didn't match the story for the last 2/3, it was great and they fucked each other really hard. 
• Best Moment - Jana riding on top of P's face in a slight nod over Maggie having three orgasms to end her scene. 
• Best Scene - Jana and P, although I think you could argue for the third and fourth scenes as well. 

Scenes:

• P and Jana Jordan ****1/4
• Darryl Hanah and Jordan Kingsley **
• Tori Black and Ariel X ****1/4
• Magdalene St Michaels and India Summer ****