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DK Reviews a Random Scene 384

Girlsway ‘Afraid to Get Caught’ Review with Lyra Law and Scarlett Sage

Lyra is coming to hangout with girlfriend Scarlett but unaware that Scarlett’s mother (Sarah Vandella) is home. Sarah is a little concerned that the two are all dressed up and thinks they are planning to sneak boys into the house. But she is unaware the two are lesbians.  It’s porn so that the acting is completely over the top. 

The two look amazing. Tight shorts and tank tops. They aren't really dressed up, but I guess for teenage girls, they are.  Anyway, they are instantly kissing as they get into the bedroom.  Scarlett’s nipples are her best feature and Lyra is instantly all over them. 

Lyra is incredibly beautiful. And she has just a killer body.  I really picked this scene to review, just so I could watch her. 

The two are basically tearing into one another.  Sarah interrupts to check on them and they scramble to get their tops back up. Once gone, Lyra decides it needs to be a quicky, and instantly disrobes Scarlett. 

Scarlett tries to stifle moans as Lyra licks her. And she is far more focused on being quiet than on her orgasm. That is where scenes like this fall short. Interesting enough story, but when it intrudes and weakens the sex, it is a fail. 

Lyra lies back and she looks killer. However, instead of having a hot sequence, Scarlett puts her hand over Lyra’s mouth, so she can’t make noise.  She eventually cums, but again it is really tame. 

A really hot view as Scarlett sits on Lyra’s face, and Lyra licks her asshole, and rubs her clit. Scarlett has hand over her mouth as she cums. This has just gotten incredibly stupid. Why can’t they just make a storyline where the two fuck without all of these stupid shenanigans. 

Lyra rides Scarlett’s face and her body looks absolutely incredible. It is views like this why I wanted to watch her. Scarlett turns from pussy licking to asshole licking. Scarlett also makes a show of spitting on her fingers to rub on Lyra’s clit. I could do without that to be honest. 

They do a 69, where they try to be quiet by licking the others pussy.   They each have a nice cum, again kind of ruined by the silly gimmick of trying to be quiet. 

They kiss and grind on each other to end it and that is really hot looking.  Honestly, with the limiting story, the views were far and away the best thing in this scene. 

So in conclusion, the views in this were hot (have I said that enough?). But this was incredibly disappointing.  I just want to watch hot women fuck like normal. Is that too much to ask?  **1/2

Lesbian Step-Daughters 8 Review

In business correspondence or emails, the acronym BLUF is used.  Bottom Line Up Front.  The BLUF here is that this is the worst movie I have ever seen.  Absolute horrid stuff.  Inflated and plastic looking mothers.  Spitting and porn talking step-daughters.  Tons of mommy talk and bad sex.  I just don't have the energy to be creative with this review.  The whole thing sucks.  But I took copious notes when I watched, so I do feel obligated to type them up.  With that said, three of the scenes were so bad, that my notes tend to stop about 3/4 of the way through. 

Destiny James and Breezy Bri

Off the bat, Breezy has a big tattoo right between her boobs. And Destiny has big MILF implants, tons of tattoos herself, and tons of Botox. None of these looks are very attractive from my perspective. With that said, Breezy is off to her first porn gig with stepmother Destiny. Destiny is a former actress, and helped Breezy get into the business.  But the actor she is supposed to shoot with had flight issues. So the director suggests the two of them shoot, since “step mother and daughter scenes are HUGE right now”.  So real step mother and daughters sex would be a seller.  Ha ha ha. I give this one tops marks for the story at least. One of the few positive things I have to say about anything here.   

Quick break and both are now in lingerie and kissing on the bed. While I might not care for her tattoo location, Breezy has fantastic boobs. Small and shapely with really puffy nipples.  Unfortunately when she goes to lick Destiny, she starts with a long drool of spit.  And Destiny is a non stop sound maker. Not really moans, just a constant string of “oh yeahs” in an almost childlike voice.  And lots of spit and “oh yeah” as Breezy fingers her. When she cums, Destiny has about the fakest on screen orgasm you can imagine.  All announced with her phony high pitched voice. Just dreadful acting. 

To keep the storyline going, the camera pans back a bit to show another camera filming this. I do appreciate them maintaining the storyline gimmick, even if the sex itself is awful.   

They flip roles and now Destiny is spitting in Breezy’s pussy.  Breezy’s boobs have a lot of bounce to them.  That is about all I can say that is positive from this sequence.  

Destiny ends up riding Breezy’s face and just like before it is constant stream of “oh yeah” and “um hmm”.   They swap around so Breezy is on top riding Destiny’s face.  She finally cums herself with some serious eye rolling. 

Destiny ends up on her knees and Beeezy fingers and licks her from behind. This is absolutely horrible.  For one of course Beeezy can’t do this without spitting and tons of hanging saliva. And two, Destiny is about the worst actress I have ever seen, not even being the least bit convincing, while uttering non stop fake porn talk. Fuck this fucking scene. 

I really found the story fun and creative here.  But the tattoos, implants, porn tropes, porn sex, and bad acting was decidedly not for me!  Destiny goes onto the list of people I hope to never see again. There was absolutely nothing real or the slightest bit charming about her.  1/4*

Taylor Vixxen and Harley Love

Taylor and her husband are having issues.  But they are headed out to date night and she is dressed in a very revealing dress.  Harley is quite admiring of Taylor and calls Taylor her best friend. When Taylor’s husband texts to cancel she freaks out. When she complains about no intimacy, Harley offers herself, claiming she has thought about Taylor for a long time. Taylor is very reluctant but eventually gives in and the two are soon kissing. 

This is a standard GFF Older/Younger pairing. Enhanced and tanned mother, natural and paler daughter.  For some reason I feel it really works here as the two look great together.  While I am hardly ever a fan of implants, Taylor has a thickness to her that helps her really pull the look off. 

With all that said, the scene begins to loose its charm once the sex starts.  And for the most part, this is about the sex.  Harley starts with the chatter as soon as Taylor begins licking her.  Taylor drizzles spit into the pussy and starts excessively slurping for the camera.  While the sex sucks. I do enjoy how fast Harley cums here, as it lines up with the story. 

They 69 and Taylor cums almost immediately. Again, this makes sense as her husband hasn’t touched her in ages, and she is excessively horny. A bit too much narration though, dampens my attempted enjoyment of it.  They keep the 69 up, and Taylor keeps talking and slurping and spitting. 

This scene is really a shame. It’s a good story, and I found the pairing of the two from a looks perspective and interaction perspective enjoyable. It’s just a shame that they fuck like porn stars and not like actual people.  I am just tired of seeing constant spitting and the such. I know what I signed up for with modern GFF. It’s just tiring. 

Taylor fingers Harley from behind and also licks her asshole. But it is full of porn chatter and just falls really flat.  And then Taylor starts the spitting. It’s official. Fuck this scene as well.  I just don’t have any use for shitty performances like this. 

They start scissoring and Taylor spits some more. Then tells Harley to spit.  Seriously, I can’t take it. This is just beyond dreadful.  I enjoy recapping and rating scenes.  But when they both lean in and spit into their scissoring pussies, I just quit.  Fuck these two.  Taylor even dribbles a big giant luggee into Harley’s pussy again. That is it for me. I am done. Harley’s orgasms are about the only thing worth watching here.  1/2* 

Eva Long and Rosalyn Sphinx

Eva is doing yoga when stepdaughter Rosalyn arrives late, she was watching a reality show she says.  As they stretch, the two discuss Rosalyn’s father, and how he doesn’t like lesbians, so Rosalyn hides her sexuality.  Eva admits she was a lesbian before she met Rosalyn’s father.  Rosalyn hearing this, quickly puts on the moves onto Eva and they sensually kiss on the yoga mat.  I would put this as one of the weaker seductions and rationale for a hook up that GFF has produced.  My husband doesn’t like lesbians so let me hook up with his daughter.  Just low effort storyline here. 

I have written lots of reviews of Eva, and probably everyone reading this knows who she is.  I am not the biggest fan, and to be honest, I am kind of over her by this point.  But Rosalyn is new to me.  She has really small boobs and giant nipples.  They look great, even if she is a bit too thin for my tastes.  She has her left forearm and hand fully tatted, and I have to say, I find the hand kind of erotic.  She has a lot of other ink, that I don’t find nearly as attractive as the hand.  

They play with each others boobs, and then Eva does about the stupidist thing I have seen in porn … drizzle spit onto Rosalyn’s panties.  For fucks sake, can we get a scene without the spit spot please? 

Eva licks Rosalyn to a nice orgasm.  But I am kind of already turned off from this scene by the spit spot.  And when Rosalyn turns around to love on Eva, she does the excessive slurping move on both Eva’s boobs and her pussy.  Roslayn does lick Eva to a nice cum, and she basically drizsles and slurps more saliva into Eva’s pussy as she finishes.  She does make Eva cum a second time, which in theory is fun.  But the whole thing looks and sounds completely gross.  

So all of this is happening on the yoga mats. Eva flips Rosalyn over to play with her ass, dried to drizzle spit in her asshole, misses, and now there is a big spit wad on the mat. Seriously.  This is  what the fuck is wrong with modern porn.  Absolute useless drivel.  

The fingering of Rosalyn’s pussy and asshole turns into Rosalyn riding Eva’s face. I also love this view and Rosalyn grinds her way on top to a huge cum.  They also show a camera view for a moment of Eva’s pussy, which is lovely. The sex here is actually pretty good. I would have actually liked this without all the spitting and slurping. 

However, just  as soon as I was thinking the sex is good, Eva rides Rosalyn’s face and Rosalyn begins her slurping again. It just feels like most people can’t do porn in 2025 without making all of this fake noise. Between the spitting and fake noise, I really just want to quit watching porn in general. I won’t. But I want to. And also, when Rosalyn stops trying to make noise, and works on pleasing Eva, she finally makes her cum.  

More asshole spitting, this time on Eva. And lots of slurping too.  There is a hot moment when Rosalyn is behind Eva and squeezing her boob. Her tattooed hand looks awesome grabbing Eva’s boob. 

By this point they are just stretching things to meet their time cues. Eva gets behind Rosalyn to rub her clit. But to me, Rosalyn is too skinny to make this look good.  There is also milky white liquid coming out of Rosalyn, like she just got creampied. 

Tribbing with Rosalyn on top. Rosalyn seems to cum a few times.  It is nicely done here as they really are rubbing their pussies hard on one another. Eva cries out for Rosalyn not to stop.  And they hold hands.  Nice touch with that.  

In addition to all the other issues I have noted with the scene, it’s just too long. Scenes like this do not need to be 50 plus minutes. I am sorry but they don’t.  Lazy story leading into a long modern porn scene. No thank you.  This was better than the first two scenes, mainly because Eva is a pro and much better than Destiny and Taylor. But not by much. These actresses just can’t help themselves.  Adding an extra quarter star because I really liked Rosalyn’s hand tattoo. *1/4

Sadie Summers and Eva Nyx

Off the bat let me say, I have crushed hard on Eva Nyx.  See my review of another of her recent scenes here.  So I am biased towards her, and still found this scene to be one of the worst I have ever watched.

While Eva is studying for school, she uses Sadie’s computer, which has lesbian porn pulled up (scene 3 here by the way). Eva touches herself while watching. An extreme close up views of Eva’s pussy while this is going on.  Very much approved!!  But Sadie comes home before Eva can finish the job.  Eva very indirectly confronts Sadie about the video that was loaded.  Eva suggests stepmom and stepdaughter sex to live out their fantasies. 

Right in the kitchen, Eva has Sadie’s pants down and she is licking her pussy.  Sadie starts with the “good girl” narrative, as well as a ton of other porn type chatter. My  thought while watching this live ... even though I really dig Eva, this is another nail in the coffin of this video completely fucking sucking. There have been some other recent contenders for all time worst video. My Dad’s Lesbian Lover.  Lesbian Babysitters 18. But this video may take the trophy. Everything has completely sucked in this complete abomination of a video.  And this scene is in contention for worst scene of all time.  The mommy talk is just absolutely way overdone to excess here.  

They make their way to the couch where Eva essentially starts mauling Sadie, and Sadie repeatably calls her a good girl.  Eva spits on Sadie’s boobs, and Sadie says spit more.  And then Sadie spits on Eva’s boobs.  Another of my thoughts while watching this live:  "It’s official. This scene sucks and the whole movie fucking sucks."  Not even my adoration of Eva’s look can save this absolute shit show.  The whole movie sucks, but this scene is especially egregious leaning into everything I hate about modern porn. 

This is the third scene in this movie where I had to stop taking notes.  I would like to properly recap this scene, maybe go back on do a quick rewatch on fast forward to fill in the blanks in my memory and notes. But I don’t have enough energy to. And there are not enough minutes left in my life to devote to this trash.  So very high level, Sadie licks Eva from behind.  Eva fingers Sadie. Eva licks Sadie’s pussy.  They 69.  Eva sits on Sadies’s face (who spit UP into Eva's pussy ... think about that). 

Rest assured this scene I is filled with spit, slurping, mommy talk, fake moans, terrible porn narration, and every other thing I hate.  DUD

As an exercise I did comparisons.  Other average ratings:  

• Lesbian Stepdaughters 1 - 1.1875; 
• Lesbian Stepdaughters 7 - 1.375; 
• Lesbian Babysitters 18 - 1.625; 
• Dad’s Lesbian Lover - 1.75; 
• Lesbian Stepdaughters 8 - 0.5.  

So the math backs it up.  This is the all time worst piece of shit I have reviewed!  Well done Girlfriend Films. 

Overall - Avoid.  This is the absolute worst video I have ever reviewed.  And the numbers above show it isn’t even particularly close.  Add to this that Destiny may be the absolute worst actress I have ever seen in a porn. Fuck all of this!!

Awards - No awards.  This shit show gets now awards.  Eva was hot.  Rosalyn’s hand tattoo oddly turned me on.  But as a whole, just absolute dreadful stuff.  

Scenes:

• Destiny James and Breezy Bri 1/4*
• Taylor Vixxen and Harley Love 1/2*
• Eva Long and Rosalyn Sphinx *1/4
• Sadie Summers and Eva Nyx DUD