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Slayed "Dream" Review with Freya Parker and Haley Reed

I have wanted to watch and review a Slayed scene for a while.  In general I like the production and format of some their related sites, and I assumed they all come from the same studio.  I am talking about Blacked, Tushy, etc.   I don't even know what the studio is named, don't know anything about their repuation, etc.  I just thought when I saw the all lesbian site Slayed pop up a few yeats ago, it might be worth a check out.   So I founda video I could download, with an actess I liked (Freya Parker) and so here we are.  Anyway ... onto the review.  

"Haley’s having dreams about her roommate Freya… dirty dreams she probably shouldn’t tell her about, where the two of them do the kind of things that only happen in fantasies. But if it was just a dream, maybe it’s safe for Haley to tell Freya, and maybe her roommate will get inspired…"

The two are lounging around in their underwear and Haley tells Freya she has a sex dream about her.  Freya wants the details. 

The dream starts with the two in BDSMish lingerie and Haley's has a collar, which Freya tugs on.   She also puts a metallic dildo in Haley's mouth for a moment. 

There is absoluutely no foreplay here as Freya is almost instantly licking Haley's pussy (having pushed her panties aside). A few moments of this and they head to the bed room.  A bit more kissing and passion.  But that open wasn't too inspiring.  Pretty quickly they pop each others lingerie tops offs.  Such delightful small boobs.   Haley has larger nipples, Freya's much smaller and puffy. Both girls boobs looks absolute killer. Of course it wouldn't be modern porn without spit and Haley spits right on Freya's nipple. Sigh.  That served no purpose except to spit. 

Freya goes down on Haley.  She spits a bunch in her pussy before inserting the metallic vibrator.  Haley asks her to spit on it, which of course Freya does.  Haley sounds really which is the best things about this so far.   Eventually the dildo is removed and Haley actually starts aggressively sucking Haley which leads to a nice orgasm. 

A quick swapping of roles and Haley is licking and spitting (lol) into Freya.  Freya looks amazing lying back.  Her tits are just perfect. Freya is moaning and screaming but Haley is moaning while licking and making Freya cum. 

Haley gets paoitioned on her knees for Freya to work the toy into her asshole.  But it is filled with Freya spitting.  This toy does look good inside Haley. She even adds two of her own fingers to her own pussy  at one point.  That is a pretty hot view.  And when Freya uses both hands, Haley announces she is cumming. Really hot stuff there.  

Freya then positions herself behind Haley, with Haley's legs pulled back.  A great view here.  Freya rubs Haley's pussy and fingers her with 2 fingers.  Haley asks for the toy again.  Freya ends up fucking Haley hard, while Haley rubs her own clit.  Again you can here how wet Haley is. I think the goal here, based on the view, was for Haley to squirt.  It was really wet, but I didn't see any squirting.  Freya eventually adds two fingers and then quickly rubs Haley's clit  leading to a nice cum for Haley.  Haley takes over to rub herself and then Freya adds the toy for seemingly one last orgasm. 

After Haley wakes from her daydream to see Freya in her face and saying cool dream. 

I had mixed feelings on this.  The girls looked good. Production was excellent. Story was actually kind of fun although a bit cold at first when Freya started licking pussy with no real warm up.  And I actually liked the toy.  But way too much modern porn bullshit with the spitting, fake moans, excessive sounds, etc.  Put this exact same scene in 2015 and I am probably loving it to death. Bottom line I won't be joining Slayed anytime soon. **1/4

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GirlGirl.com The Breast Exam Review with Autumn Falls and Nia Nacci

I am always excited to review Nia. When I found this online, I was intrigued. Autumn has been on my todo list for a while now, so it seemed like a must watch. 

This is an all big naturals mashup here.  Nia a large breasted black girl. Autumn an even larger breasted Latina. 

Autumn is examining and bragging on her own big natural boobs when she discovers a lump.  Afraid of cancer, she invites Nis over to examine her boobs. And she is partially turned on as Nia examines her boobs, and finds no lumps.  And Autumn asks to check Nia's. Ha ha. Slutty and horny girl. 

Autumn uses the examine as an excuse to lick and suck them, and take things further with Nia.  This is so campy and over the top that it makes it funny, although it isn't entirely watchable or enjoyable. 

Since the theme of this scene is big natural boobs, there is plenty of action and time spent sucking each others tits. There is lots of fake moaning and excessiveness, but I kind of expected that coming into this.  I would 100 percent rather just watch them passionately fuck. I didn't expect an all time great scene here, so  but I can't really complain too much (yet ... just wait). But this is pretty bad. 

When Nia's panties come off, Autumn first drools into Nia's pussy, then rubs her boob over it. Once the obligatory modern porn but is done, she begins licking Nia. Of course they are both moaning like crazy which is absolutely horrible. But it sure looks great when they aren't busy shaking their tits. Nia has a nice shaved pussy. And she cums rather unconvincingly and quickly.   When they swap positions, Nia of course feels the need to spit in Autumns pussy.  Nia has daggers on the end of her nails, so she can't exactly finger Autumn.  So lots of sucking and rubbing of the clit. When Autumn cums, if is a little more pronounced than Nia's but still very fake and very poorly acted. 

Autumn wants to ride Nia's face. Let me set out by saying the view here is fantastic. Any natural. boobs in that view look great. Autumn's look exceptional. But she is far more concerned about bouncing and showing them off versus having sex that actually looks remotely real.  And the fake moaning by now is getting even worse. 

They swap roles again and now it is Nia riding Autumn's face. This is another great view. And the sex here is a bit more realistic. Still fake as hell but it wasn't a bouncing titty show.  

They 69 and it is far more about Nia twerking than it is about actually pleasuring the other.  Then they trib, with Autumn on top, which is again really about them shaking their tits versushaving actual sex.  Since this scene is just about taking turns shaking tits, Nia then tribs on top.  When they are tribbing, you can actually see how far apart their pussies are. I should maybe better characterize this as rubbing pussy on mid thigh. 

Autumn licks Nia for one last act.  A lot less frantic shaking here. And Nia looks really great just lying back being licked. 

I should note, this whole scene lasts 50 minutes.  Seriously they could have accomplished what they were needed to in about 15. 

Bottom line here. Horrible sex.  Like perhaps the worst I have ever seen. It is not often I watch a porn scene and think that was 100 percent fake, 0 percent authentic.  Nothing ever felt even remotely real or how they would act if they were actually fucking. So terrible acting by both and it sounded even worse.  But hot views for sure. So watch for the big naturals, but viewer beware. Being generous here in appreciation of the boobies. *

You know sometimes it pays to watch trash like this, to appreciate a scene that is great, like the last Lily LaBeau / Sovereign Syre scene I reviewed. 

I honestly hope whoever directed this trash (Alan X) never directs anything I ever watch again.  Luckily I don't think he is involved with the studios I frequent. But I will be hesitant to watch anything that has his name on it ever again. 

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Women Seeking Women 57 Scene 2 Review with Jessica Bangkok and Wenona

Jessica brings Wenona to her room. And Wenona is curious about Jessica's sex toys.  After Jessica shows them off, Wenona is most intrigued and quickly asks for a demo. She is most eager to try the BDSM stuff out.  When Wenona finds out Jessica doesn't have a boyfriend and that she is interested in girls, Jessica is quickly tied to the headboard.  And she starts touching Jessica all over.  Jessica is a babe I should add.  A nice thick Asian girl.  Not many women that I think implants help with, but she is one for sure. Wenona keeps Jessica tied up while she kisses, and teases her. Eventually Wenona gets her mouth on Jessica's pussy, and Jessica goes crazy.  Eventually through rubbing her clit, Jessica seems to have an orgasm. She gets untied and is immediately all over Wenona, licking Wenona's bald pussy.  Wenona pulls Jessica up before she cums, sadly.  Wenona asks Jessica to smother her with her pussy, and Jessica sits in Wenona's face.  Jesica has a really weird design shaved into her pubes. She also has leans back to finger Wenona and you can basically see the implant in her boob.  I hate that view. Some hot kissing and grinding between the two, and Wenona starts a lot of slapping of Jessica's pussy.  She also chokes her and puts her fingers inside Jessica's mouth. They 69 and then Jessica positions Wenona on her knees for some hot fingering and licking. And then Wenona repeats this on Jessica including some ass licking. Wenona rubs Jessica's clit, and again it ends with Jessica going crazy and the assumption she cums, but no real indication.  Jessica fingers Wenona to end it, and the same issue. Wenona gets into it but I have no idea if she came or not.  The issue with this scene is that there were no real discernible orgasms.  If you are going to build up to an orgasm, the person watching should have no question about whether it happened or not.  But the sex here was pretty hot nonetheless. I liked some of the Dom/Sun stuff but they should have leaned into it hard, not played around the edges. Jessica looked hot, even if her implant looked horrible in that one view.  ***1/4

Lesbian Adventures Strap-on Specialists 15 Scene 1 Review with Sinn Sage and Lena Paul 

The scene subtitle is "For Old Times Sake". Sinn is in town for a conference and staying at a nice hotel. Her old lover Lena stops by.  Sinn has a nice career. Lena was married (now separated) and has kids but isn't happy.  When Sinn mentions she is lonely it leads to bonding moment. Lena touches Sinn and they kiss ... away he go!  Nice kissing, nothing too frenzied.  Clothes are quickly ditched. And they begin to ratchet up the intensity here.  Lena with the big natural boobs, starts mauling Sinn's much smaller ones.  Lena goes down on Sinn, lots of talk about how "I missed that mouth" and "your mouth is the best", all leading to a big orgasm.  So allow me to poke a hole in this, but the lonely Sinn suddenly pulls a surprise strap on out of her night stand.  She had just said she was lonely and had no time for anything but her job. But she travels and keeps a strap on handy?  I know I shouldn't be concerned about the logic in porn scenes, but this one got to me.  So Sinn equips herself, and a nice view of her sliding into Lena, missionary. They sensually kiss as Sinn begins to fuck her.   And when Lena adds her own fingers to her clit, Sinn picks up the pace. And then flips Lena on her side and then from behind.  A brief moment to eat Lena's ass before Sinn fucks Lena from behind.  Lena begs and Sinn fucks her hard leading to a nice orgasm for Lena.  This was fun. But it takes a really special strap on scene for me to dig it. Sexually I don't think this ever got there. But story and acting (logic hole nonetheless) was good. So fun and worth a watch. ***1/2

Lesbian Seductions 80 Scene 4 Review with Nickey Huntsman and Nicole Aria

This is a longer haired blond Nicole. Unlike in her previous scenes that I have watched. The two are roommates who fight a lot.  But Nickey is in love with Nicole. Some hot views of Nickey masterbating thinking of Nicole.  A really cheesy and terribly written confession of love between the two.  Nickey admits her love and then Nicole is quickly convinced their bickering is because she loves Nickey too. Silly but then they are kissing.  Hot girls for sure,  but this one won't win any awards for screenplay or acting. But as I often say, I really just need to understand why two people are fucking.  And as bad as that was, I get the story.  Although the title term "Seduction" is a bit of a misnomer here.  They are almost instantly undressing, and then start passionately kissing.  Nickey's curves look exceptionally curvy (I know terrible use of terms there) in this scene.  When Nickey is undressed, her thick body looks glorious. Nicole has leather looking lingerie on under her clothes. Seems a weird thing to be wearing around the house.  Nickey licks Nicole to a nice orgasm, with lots of chatter about how good Nicole's pussy tastes. Nicole gets behind Nickey. What a view! Nickey's boobs (nicely enhanced) look great.  And Nicole rubs Nickey first over her panties, and then pushing them aside.  Nickey asks Nicole to rub her clit, while she fingers herself. They flip around and Nicole licks and fingers Nickey to an orgasm from behind. It gets a little spicey next, as Nickey tongues Nicole's ass and little rubs her pussy.  They end in a long 69 that honestly isn't very eventful.  Nickey cums and then she aggressively licks at Nicole, until Nicole cums.  This wasn't great, but certainty not bad either. Two highlights, the view of Nicole behind Nickey rubbing her, and Nickey eating Nicole's ass.  ***