Friday, January 10, 2025

Thursday, January 9, 2025

Quick Hits 22

Women Seeking Women 31 Scene 3 Review with Satine Phoenix and Samantha Ryan

Satine was in a Top 5 Lesbian Babysitter scene. So I am always eager to review more of her.  This is another GFF butcher job. They cut out the intro where Samantha's ex and now stalker, Satine, uses a spare key to break into Sammantha's apartment. Eventually  the two rekindle their attraction and begin to kiss, where the revamped scene kicks in.  My guess is that GFF felt a stalker was too much for 2024 audiences.  Just like apparently alcohol is. Fucking your step daughter and have her call you mommy is ok. Wine not so much.  Anyway, lovely sensual and passionate kissing.  Samantha (who is blonde in this scene) is already naked and Satine begins kissing her all over. Satine strips and the two look absolutely amazing naked.  Sam's pussy is nearly bald (just a little strip up top) and lots of close ups as Satine very sensually licks and eats it. A finger is inserted, and Satine rubs Sam's clit and fingers her, making Sam convulse and cum. This is an A Plus sensual kissing  lesson here. After some of these kisses, Satine tribs Sam for her own massive orgasm.  Satine rubs Sam's clit again, tells her to "cum for me baby" yielding another Sam orgasm.  Satine is shaved completely bald. Lots of close ups here too as Sam licks her. Moans. Sheet grabbing. And a very wet pussy is the result.  When Sam inserts her finger and then a second, Satine gets really going and cums hard. Sam crawls up between Satine's legs for some incredible grinding. A lovely pussy on pussy shot between their legs.  They kiss and cuddle to end it. This was a sensual masterpiece. And absolutely gorgeous ladies with exquisite bodies. I wish it were a little longer and maybe a little wilder. Still an awesome scene. ****1/4. 



Lesbian Sorority 1 Scene 2 Sinn Sage and Sovereign Syre 

Sinn is drying off after the shower and Soveriegn is checking her out.  Sovereign is welcoming Sinn to the house. There is weird vibes and Sovereign says it is because Sinn is so hot. This is kind of a reversal of their normal roles as Sinn is usually more aggressive and Sovereign more submissive. They start kissing, the towel quickly dropped.  They both have absolute killer bodies. And Sovereign is so young here. It's hard to imagine this was filmed 11 years ago and she is now playing a MILF.  Sinn lies back while Sovereign explores her body. Sinn looks like absolute fire here, her small boobs and nipples just look delicious.  She pulls Socereign's face into her pussy when she has a huge heavy breathing orgasm. Some nice kissing and grinding before Sovereign ends on her back. Her pussy is completely shaved and looks amazing. Sinn apparantly thinks so too as she licks Sovereign to her own big orgasm. Sovereign almost falls off the bed as she cums.  Ha ha. Sinn positions her self in her knees where Sovereign alternates spanking her and licking her.  A quick turn over and Socereign is fingered to the biggest cum of the scene. You can hear how wet Sovereign is, which is always a treat for me. Directors now need to fill the scene with fake sounds instead just letting the sex be the main show. The roles have reversed and Sinn has taken charge. She grinds their pussies together then gets on top for tribbing. Sinn grabs Sovereign by the throat and again you can hear their pussies sloshing together. Both cum to end the scene.  This was absolutely great. Nothing extravagant.  Each girl has been is wilder or better scenes. But simple sex, with hot girls and no stupid modern porn BS, can be so fun. **** 1/4



Girlsways 'Babysitting Lesbians Caught on the Couch' Review with Abigail Mac, Whitney Wright, and Jill Kassidy 

Jill is babysitting for Abigail and Whitney. Whitney is quite uptight about the whole deal. While the two are out, Jill watches porn and masterbate on the couch. When the couple gets back, Whitney is appalled. And Jill proposes a three way to make it up to the couple. Ha ha. This is the type of ridiculous scenario I can get behind. Abigail is into it but Whitney is still appalled.  Abigail and Jill strip Whitney who very much wants no part of this but reluctantly agrees. Whitney has full bush going on.  And my favorite part about her is always her cherry nipples.  Jill licks Whitney for a quick orgasm and by now Whitney is fully onboard. Whitney then licks Jill for her own quick cum. We get an amazing view of Jill riding Abigail's face, while Whitney licks Abigail. That has to be one of the wilder views I have seen.  Abigail remarks how much she likes "young pussy".  When Abigail rides Jill's face, she does a kind of grnding motion that is just amazing to see. Typical threesome madness with lots of positions and lots of kissing amongst all the girls.  And also a lot of porn chatter and excessive moaning.  They do all of this on the couch, which is a shame since it could have been even wilder in a bed. Since Jill is apparently Whitney's bosses daughter, Abigail tells Whitney they should send Jill home smelling like Whitney's pussy. I loved that!  This was lots of fun, even if not a classic scene.  Probably overrated a tad, just because I am a fan of wild nonsensical threesomes.  ***3/4





Wednesday, January 8, 2025

DK Reviews a Random Scene 307

Girlsway 'Anal Doesn't Count' Review with Carter Cruise and Karlee Grey

This is an hour long scene. In my mind, scenes don't need to be this long. It honestly makes it hard to watch something so long in one sitting. 

Carter's boyfriend wants sex, but she wants to wait until they are married. They made a "promise to God". So the frustrated boyfriend leaves. Carter calls Karlee for advice.  Seriously does anyone believe Carter Cruise if all people would wait?

Carter wants to make her boyfriend happy and so Karlee offers to show her how to make her boyfriend happy but still keep her promise. So Karlee shows up with a vibrator to show Carter how to give a blowjob. Carter thinks sucking a dick sounds disgusting. Again, seriously this is both hilarious and completely non sensical. Who would believe Carter would be this naive?

Karlee kisses Carter so she learns how to actually kiss. And suddenly the two are having one of the most sensual kisses you will ever see. Incredibly fucking hot! Karlee convinces Carter that she deserves pleasure too. And wants to show her how to receive oral and get pleasured. 

Carter tries to resist a bit but Karlee convinces Carter to practice with her.  And tells her not to think about it to much. And tells her god won't be mad at her and think she is a lesbian.  Carter asks Karlee to take her dress off and then tells her that her "tits look really good". 

The visuals here are stunning. Both look incredible naked. And Carter alternates between silence and unable to get moans out to moaning loudly and uncontrollably.  Look the premise of this scene is silly. An no one can believe it is Carter's first time. But she is incredibly awesome here.  She starts shaking and grabbing sheets and cums almost immediately.  Her orgasm is long and incredibly intense.  That may be the most Carter Cruise of all Carter Cruise orgasms I have ever seen. Seriously that orgasm itself was five starts plus!!!

After Carter cums, she is so turned on, the kissing with Karlee is off the charts. And Karlee starts rubbing Carter's clit causing just as big an orgasm as the first.   After an "oh fuck" and more crazy kissing.  

When they swap roles, Carter says I have to learn what it is going to taste like if her boyfriend is going to have to taste it too.  Ha ha ha.  I am not sure why but I found this completely hilarious. 

As usual, Karlee has full bush going on.  I prefer trimmed or shaved. Her massive bush always detracts slightly from her appearance for me. But to each their own.  Carter was much more trimmed. Carter licks very slowly. And when Karlee wants it faster, she grabs her mass of hair to help rock her hips into Carter's face. Her big giant natural boobs also shake and bounce like mad.  When Carter gets the idea to lick faster, Karlee cums hard herself!  

At this point, I was laughing at myself for ever questioning the premise of this. The acting is great, the views are incredible, and the sex is absolute fire!

Carter keeps licking and Karlee cums a second time only instantly.  Another incredible sequence there. 

Tribbing is next with Karlee on top.  It is hard and fast and both their boobs shake like made.  Carter's face is massively red as she cums again. And Karlee keeps rocking and cums herself.  After a brief respite, Karlee starts again and Carter has her biggest cum so far.  And that is saying something.  They swap roles with Carter on top. More of the same. Incredible orgasms and then deep kissing after. 

Karlee then decides to teach Carter one last thing to please her boyfriend. She tells Carter she is going to put things in Carter's butt which completely shocks Carter. Carter makes Karlee promise to be gentle. 

When Karlee tongues Carter's ass, Carter goes nuts again. Carter even blurts out "Your tongue is in my asshole!"  Karlee proceeds to finger Carter's asshole while rubbing Carter's pussy with the other hand. And this causes another silent Carter orgasm.  Carter's while upper body is red at this point from all the orgasms. It's like all of her blood has rushed to her face. 

They swap roles again and Karlee clearly enjoys Carter's tongue in her asshole.  When Carter adds her fingers to Karlee's pussy, Karlee cums again. 

The big finale ... Karlee convinces Carter to take her boyfriends cock in her ass.  She lubes up the vibrator with saliva and works into into Carter's ass. When she turns the vibration on, another all time massive Carter cum.  She has completely outdone herself in this scene.  But Karlee isn't done and inserts the vibrator one more time.  One last Carter orgasm! 

I love preposterous storylines.  And this is as preposterous as it gets.  So preposterous, I had a hard time suspending my disbelief.   Additionally, Carter going from being a virgin shocked at the idea of sucking a dick, to taking a large toy in her ass ... all within an hour ... well that was silly.  But the acting was top notch.  Carter's facial expressions were fantastic.  And the sex was as good anything you will ever see.  Carter cumming within seconds of getting licked was amongst the greatest moments I have ever seen.  With all this said, my only real beef here is the length. I had to watch in 2 sittings.  So overall this was unbelievably great but just a whisker under a perfect rating.  ****3/4