Wednesday, January 1, 2025

Lesbian Babysitters 17 Review

Lesbian Babysitters 17 Review

Happy New Year.  And what a treat to start the new year with ... The Lesbian Babysitters are back!  I loved that series and was so excited when I heard there was finally a new one out!  This episode is four separate scenes.  I preferred the episodes where a common storyline is weaved throughout. But honestly, I am just happy to have the Lesbian Babysitters back!!

There is a label on the right for the Lesbian Babysitters if you are interested in reading my reviews and analysis of Episodes 1 - 16.   Selecting that label will filter all of the posts I have made for that entire series.  As always, thanks for taking the time to read them all.


Katrina Colt and Freya Parker

Katrina comes home and finds Freya trying to fix a clogged sink. She insists Freya take off her wet top to be dried. Freya looks incredible when her top comes off.  Her see through bra is incredible. Katrina and Freya both admit they prefer women and are immediately kissing.  This won't got down as any type of great seduction but it gets the job done. These two look absolute fire together. Clothes are quickly ditched and they end up on the bed.  Incredible giant nipples on both but especially on the small boobed Katrina. Freya goes down on Katrina which results in a lovely orgasm from Katrina. Lovely slow and sensual licking from Freya here. They swap positions and a similar sensual style from Katrina on Freya. Eventually Katrina gets her whole mouth on Freya's pussy sucking hard and resulting in a hip lifting long Freya orgasm. This whole sequence was immense!   They swap positions again, Freya putting a pillow under Katrina's butt. And Freya does slowest licking in the scene so far, teasing Katrina incredibly sensually. This is great because there is absolutely none of the modern porn BS I hate. This is how I would imagine two lesbians would actually have sex if no camera's were around. Freya works a finger in and quickly Katrina cums hard again!  And then fingers Katrina harder and her biggest orgasm so far. This was awesome!  They end with Freya sitting on Katrina's face, which is a fabulous view. And Freya rocks herself to a hard cum.   I loved this. Is like classify this as sensual love making. I normally prefer hard passionate fucks. But this was amazing.  In the top 10 of best LB scenes of all time.  Maybe top 5! ****3/4




Rachel Cavalli and Haley Reed

It's hard to imagine that Haley was in LB 15 as one of Carter Cruises escort/babysitters fucking Alexis Fawx.  Seven years later and she is still babysitting.  Ha ha. She isn't so innocent looking anymore. 

When Rachel comes home, Haley is trying on lingerie for a photoshoot. Rachel realizes she has similar lingerie and she puts it on so they can pose together. Clearly a ruse by Haley to hook the two up.  The posing leads to kissing. Not the most imaginative of stories but seems like modern silliness.  This is quite the contrast here. Haley is thin and natural versus the thicker Rachel, who is also pumped full of silicon. Haley starts the spitting early, dropping bombs on each of Rachel's inflated tits.  She then drops a big spit wad into her hand to insert into Rachel's panties. I fucking hate this already. Ha ha.   When Haley goes down on Rachel again, she says I am going to make if sloppy, and spits again in it. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with this girl? Rachel cums pretty quickly. And it a rather subdued fashion for Rachel without a lot of modern porn bullshit. So good job there.  When Rachel goes down on Haley she remarks what a pressure pussy. Then drops her own spit wad in Haley's pussy.  Multiple times.  Haley cums and announces if. She then proceeds to eat and spit in Rachel's ass.  Rubbing Rachel's clit, Haley makes Rachel cum again and also calls her a "fucking slut". Haley sits on Rachel's face for the next to last action of the scene. Thankfully no spitting here.  Haley talks and rocks herself to one last orgasm.  Haley goes to lick Rachel one last time.  She basically just sticks her tongue out and Rachel grinds to an orgasm. This scene fucking sucked. The less said the better.  Some good orgasms, but overall one of the worst scenes I have ever seen. Honestly, I think I am predisposed to hating everything Rachel is in.  *



It's hard for me to comprehend how great the first scene was, and just how terrible this one was.  These two scenes come from completely different universes yet the same movie and director. 

Cherry Kiss and Lexi Lore

Cherry is posing for a web cam or Only Fans in a protective outfit.  Lexi hears her talking and wonders what is going on. Cherry had told her that she needed a babysitter because she had a "business" call. And clearly posing is her business. Ha ha. Lexi is intrigued and wants to get into the business. So Cherry shows Lexi on camera. And since she is getting lots of tips, Cherry encourages Lexi to have sex with her on camera. Lexi's top is off by this point and the two start kissing passionately.  Cherry is a trip here, leading Lexi on.  Cherry looks at the phone at one point and says "Wow we made a $1000, keep it coming guys".  Lexi has a lovely body. Nice boobs that are just a handful, and great pierced nipples. Cherry tells Lexi she wants to taste her, and Lexi lies back and gets devoured. When Cherry learns that Lexi licks more sucking than licking, she really works Lexi over. She slurps and sucks Lexi to a nice orgasm.  Nothing over the top there but fun. Lexi tells Cherry she wants to taste her pussy now and they swap roles. Lots of guidance and sheet gripping from Cherry and then she has a huge cum.   Cherry licks Lexi from behind.  Both Lexi's ass and pussy.  And we get wide open views of both that are lovely. And we can hear Cherry's phone ding here with another tip (a nice touch I should add). Some spitting beer, which I don't love. But Cherry is trying to stretch Lexi out for the camera, so I can almost understand it. Cherry fingers Lexi hard from behind (two fingers) and Lexi rubs her own clit.  And this results in a much bigger orgasm for Lexi. Lexi asks Cherry to "use her tongue" and we get Cherry riding Lexi's face.  Lexi just sticks out her tongue and Cherry just rocks to orgasm.  That was a hot view and act. And Cherry's orgasm was pretty immense. Cherry invites Lexi to stay more at her place and make more money. This was so great. Not sure the sex itself warrants a rating this high, but I thought Cherry was great here and the story even better.  Besides the spitting, the only complaint I had was the phone camera that they performing for kind of disappeared off the bed at some point.   ****



Capri Cavanni and Melody Marks

 Capri comes home and hears Melody fighting on the phone with her girlfriend. Melody realizes she needs a new girlfriend. When Capri says come to me if you need anything, Melody follows Capri into her bedroom, and says she needs Capri.  Not much setup but they start their kissing.  Of course Capri just happened to be in her underwear when this all happens.  As they kiss Melody says she hopes Capri can make her forget all about "her".   Capri has tattoos all over hands. I always find this weird. I have long since ignored most bad tattoos I see, but these seem excessive.  She also has really big bowling ball implants. Melody is much more natural. And even has braces!  She is also at her babysitting job with just a bra on. Melody starts by talking non stop and I find it not very enjoyable. But she does get my attention when she says "I will lie back and do whatever you say".  Some nice kissing and then Melody lies back to be eaten.  This is made complete by Capri spitting multiple times into Melody's pussy.  Between Melody and Capri non stop talking, and Capri spitting, I really dislike this.  Fairness has a really hot body.  And she is letting Capri just dominate her. So this has some fun aspects. But decidedly not for me. Capri orders Melody to rub her clit, while Capri fingers her, and quickly Melody announces she is cumming.   They swap roles and Capri has a nice orgasm from being licked.  But they are porn talking way too much.  Melody rides Capri's face for a bit and Capri spits up into Melody's pussy. It is crazy how bad this has turned.   They flip into a 69 and Capri cums almost immediately.  That was nice.  They trade oral one more time. Another set of nice orgasms, and some nice pillow grabbing from Melody. But suffers from the same terrible modern porn crap as the first half of the scene.  I liked this very slightly more than scene 2. But it was still terrible.  The good was nice orgasms and Melody's shapely boobs. Otherwise it suffers from all the same modern trash. And ramped up to an excessive amount. *1/2




Overall: This is easily one of the weirdest movies I have ever reviewed.  Two scenes were great, two scenes were pitiful.  A complete dichotomy between the two sets.   So very weird.  Same director, just completely different tones and direction.  Very weird.  Bottom line, watch this for Scenes 1 and 3, and run as far away as you ca from 2 and 4. 

Awards: These awards will be easy.  One of those movies where one scene completely overshadows everything else. 

  • MVP - Freya over Katrina, although Cherry was very good in her role.
  • Hottest - Freya over Katrina.  Again. 
  • Best Mother - Katrina over Cherry. 
  • Best Babysitter - Freya over Lexi.
  • Biggest Surprise - Cherry.  I thought I would hate that scene when it started, and by the end I was completely into it!
  • Best Scene - Katrina and Freya

Scenes:
  • Katrina Colt and Freya Parker ****3/4
  • Rachel Cavalli and Haley Reed *
  • Cherry Kiss and Lexi Lore **** 
  • Capri Cavanni and Melody Marks *1/2

Bonus Best Scene Images:










Tuesday, December 31, 2024