Wednesday, January 3, 2024

DK Reviews a Random Scene 219

A Matter of Pride Review with Elexis Monroe and Adria Rae

Elexis was the young star of all the lesbian studios twenty or so odd years ago.  She was cute and wholesome.  Had a banging body, thin with nice sized natural boobs.  Over time she has evolved into quite the MILF.  Thicker than she was when she was younger, but still incredible looking to me.  And so perfect for these roles.

This is from a Girlsway series called Lesbian Revenge.  Aidra is a teen girl who is starting to get feelings for women, is curious about lesbianism, and starting to have her sexual awakening.  Elexis is Adria’s step aunt and also wants to fuck Aidra.  But Aidra has a crush on her mother and is confused about it.  Elexis encourages Aidra to tell her mom. Ha ha. Not a very good plan from Aidra’s side. But Elexis hopes that it will drive Aidra back to her house fulltime.

Aidra tells her  mom (Sovereign Syre) that she is gay and that she attracted her.  As an aside, when did Sovereign become mother age? I get Elexis, but Sovereign?  Anyway, this of course causes Sovereign  to freak out. And according to plan Aidra rushes back to Elexis.  Elexis comforts her on the couch while Aidra cries.  This would be better if it weren’t on a couch. But still this is quite the matchup. Elexis touches Aidra which causes her to freak out.   And then Elexis guilts her into fucking.  Aidra doesn’t need much convincing though and soon they start kissing in the couch.

Elexis basically starts mauling her. Kissing and touching all over.  Aides makes a ton of noise moaning but it actually feels natural.  Aidra has horrible hand tattoos so it doesn’t make her seem like a naive teenager. But that is the modern business so just ignore it I suppose. She does have a killer body so it makes that easier.  Once Elexis goes down on her, Aidra starts with the porn talk and excessive moaning which makes kind of takes things down a notch (or two or three or more).  Elexis flips her over and works two fingers into her shaved pussy and also licks her pussy and ass.   Elexis finger bangs her from behind which looks awesome.  

Elexis remover her dress and we see her beautiful thick body in red lingerie. She looks amazing.  Her bra is quickly off and those boobs are in Aidra’s mouth. Elexis also guides Aidra’s hand into her pussy. Of course Aidra eagerly licks Elexis’s pussy, and spits in it, and fake moans the whole time. Seriously, is it only like 1% of directors who can actually make these girls actually act like it is their first time.  And of course the shy girl from 10 mins before knows how to climb up and trib. And talks about how good Elexis’s pussy feels. The saving grace here is it looks amazing. 

Aidra climbs up and sits on Elexis’s face.  She looks great here. And Elexis looks great rubbing herself while eating Aidra.  Then Aidra has to say “finger my tight little pussy”. Because of course she does.  Aidra’s mother calls while the two are busy kissing. Ha ha. 

Elexis gets behind Aidra and rubs all over her while Aidra fingers herself.  While this looks great it also doesn’t make a whole lot of sense.  I didn’t immediately starts masterbating after the first time I had sex.  As with the rest of these sense it looks erotic but makes no sense.  Aidra announces she is going to cum and we have our first orgasm. 

Elexis tells her she is her favorite niece. When Aidra steps out, Elexis deletes a voice mail from Sovereign about looking for Aidra and wanting to apologize.  

Elexis has morphed into the perfect MILF. But this scene has so many damn flaws I can barely take it.  Start with casting someone with tattoos all over their body as a shy sexually awakening teen. And then the story is rather silly (not the manipulation but the fall for your mother bullshit). And then from someone who was crying about rejection and who is a first timer into spitting into a pussy 10 mins later.  While the sex was fine, although somewhat ruined by Aidra acting like a modern porn star, and the girls looked great, it is hard for me to rate this well with all the flaws. Put these two on a bed, don’t saddle it with a silly story, and through in a few more orgasms, and this rates much much higher.  And note to self, watch more Elexis as a MILF scenes.  ** 


























Thursday, December 28, 2023

Quick Hits 5

Loving Her with Chastity Lynn and Lily LaBeau

A partner video on Girlsway.   When I saw the participants I knew I had to watch.  Probably too short (13 mins) to be great but felt the need to see it nonetheless.   It opens with them  in panties and Chastity licking and touching Lily. They are actually in a chair here trying to get it on.  New Age music plays so you can’t even really hear the girls or the sex.  Lily is blond here too, so this is clearly early in her career.  And they kiss passionately. Show this simple kissing to the girls in this scene.  The music stops and Chastity is fingering and licking Lily.  Charity fingers Lily really hard and eventually gets her mouth on her clit too, bringing Lily to orgasm.  They swap roles, with Lily licking from behind.  She spend time on Chasity’s pussy before switching to her asshole while rubbing her clit.  No orgasm though as they switch to trib with Lily lying on the chairs arm.  They both cum quickly to end the scene. That was really weird. Way too short to really get into. And sex on a chair isn’t great.  But still beautiful girls fucking so not all bad. I feel like a short scene like this should be passionate and urgent like a real world quickie. This was definitely not that.  I imagine if they followed a better script, and were a little more urgent, this could have been great.  **1/2



Netskirts 19 Scene 2 Review with Sabina Rouge and Jade Baker

A couple of all natural beauties here. Always a pleasure when we get that.  Sabina and Jade met on Netskirts and chat online but have never met.  Jade sends Sabina red lingerie and a blindfold to wear for their first meeting. Very kinky. And a gratuitous moment of Sabina trying the lingerie on. She has an absolute killer body.  Shyla quality boobs! Later Jade comes over wearing her blindfold too.  It doesn’t take long and they are kissing and sucking each others boobs with their blindfolds on. Sabina has really big nipples. She looks amazing.  They make their way to the bedroom and Sabina is quickly naked (except for blindfold) and we see her completely bald cunt. Jade starts licking and soon Sabina cums! Sabina uses fingers end and then a tongue to make Jade cum.  They start tribbing and pull their blindfolds off.  This gets violent and they both frantically cum ending with some passionate kisses.   They become a lot more aggressive once the blindfolds are off. Jade rides Sabina’s face in a fantastic view and a huge cum!  It turns into pure porn at this point with Jade her boobs all over Sabina’s pussy, and then a loud 69 with lots of ass slapping and twerking.  Then a weird attempt at pussy rubbing that looks more like men and women fucking.  Then a reverse tribbing that looks really hot including pulling Sabina’s hair.  Sabina sits on Jade’s face. The view is hot but this just isn’t how anyone would ever fuck.   Lots of twerking and excessive moans.  They each get another cum including a tongue and lots of spit in Jade’s ass.   Deep passionate kissing to end. And then they put their blindfolds back on.   I liked the erotic nature of the blindfolds to start.  But they blew the spot taking them off. Instead of building to something big, like Sabina being so excited she begs to see Jade, they just yanked them off at a set time. And then it turned into average porn. Beautiful girls but positions and excessiveness about everything. And extra half star for how good they looked though. ***3/4



Lesbian Sex 2 Scene 4 Jiz Lee and Melissa Monet

Melissa is a fav and in my view in the greatest scene of all time. Meanwhile Jiz was in an all time favorite scene too

This is a long ass scene. 90 mins. The first half is interview and the later half is sex, typical of this series.  It’s Melissa’s 47th birthday and as a present she gets Jizz as a present.  A long long interview where Jiz talks about being gender queer and the use of the pronouns. Jiz was clearly at the forefront of this movement.  Typical LS episode where they talk about their first times etc.   Melissa talks about never being fucked with a strap on before on camera because she feels most women don’t know how to do it. So she is excited because Jiz is an expert at it.  Ha ha fair enough.  Lots of long discussion about sucking the strap on.  This bored me pretty early on after Jiz talked her pronouns. The only thing I really liked was Melissa saying she only dates “civilians” (e.g. people not in porn).  That cracked me up. 45 mins in and Melissa announces it is time to stop talking and start playing. Once the start kissing Melissa is moaning instantly as Jiz starts taking control.  Jiz bites her neck while grinding on her and Melissa cums!  Fully clothed!!  Melissa is so responsive as Jiz licks and kisses her as she removes her clothes.  Melissa licks Jiz to two small orgasms and then fingers her to a massive one.  And then gets 4 fingers inside for another cum.  Jiz slowly fingers Melissa getting her simmering until Melissa asks for Jiz’s tongue on her.  A long pussy eating and fingering session commences. Melissa is so wet you can hear Jiz’s fingers sloshing in her pussy.  I should add you could hear how wet Jiz’s pussy was too.  Melissa cums and then tells Jiz she can do anything she likes to her as Jiz gets her strap on ready.  No idea why the strap on needs a condom but they roll one on it.  Seeing Melissa get fucked is fun (and looks amazing as she completely succombs to Jiz).  Melissa is just so damn responsive and is almost crying by the end.  One of the more realistic strap on scenes I have seen.  Melissa came a bunch and her responding to Jiz was off the charts. In general these strap on scenes don’t do much for me.  And neither does the Lesbian Sex series (why do I keep watching?).  But this felt very realistic for both a Lesbian Sex and strap on scene.    There was some real passion here and some fun sex.   ***3/4






Wednesday, December 27, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 218

Lesbian Obsessions 7 Scene 3 Review with Liv Revamped and Clara Trinity

Clara is trying on lingerie in front of Liv, who is quite pleased with what she sees. She rubs her hands all over Clara’s body and says she could do this all day. Lots of giggling from Clara.  Clara announces she is leaving for school in New York, causing Liv to freak out.   Liv has been paying for sessions with Clara who is an escort.   We do get a funny line from Liv who says she is always tying Clara up and beating her, but instead she will make love to her if Clara will stay.  This did literally make me laugh out loud. 

They start kissing. There is lots of tongue but no real passion.  Just lots of small pecks and the occasional intertwining of tongues outside their mouths.  Maybe I am out to lunch on this one but if you are going to fuck on camera you probably should know how to kiss in a convincing manner.  From a story perspective, I get some escorts don't kiss much, but still make me believe this is real, and there is some passion here!

I really like Liv’s body. Small and tight but with a thickness to her.  When Clara takes Liv’s bra off her brown nipples look banging.   Clara meanwhile has a very tight body.  But her boobs almost look too perfect. Like they are sculpted. I think in general she is so tiny that her boobs look that much firmer and bigger on her. 

Liv eats Clara’s pussy for a long time. Sadly Clara is really quiet the whole time. Liv is making more noise than Clara.  She even has a really quite subdued orgasm.  They then start scissoring.  Both girls look fantastic here! Liv announces she is going to cum and the two pick up the pace until she shudders. They slow down for a bit and then start again and Liv begs for Clara to give it to her as they quicken back up.  But no additional orgasms sadly.

Liv lies back and Clara starts licking her. Liv looks great here. When she cums she whispers “I’m cumming!”   After Clara rubs her clit. Clara wants to finger her, but she has giant nail extensions on, so she very gingerly puts a finger in. Clara ties to spit in Liv’s pussy and the first time she misses and it rolls down to Liv’s ass. The second time the loogey won’t break and so she sucks it back into her own mouth. I had to rewind to make sure I saw that accurately. Seriously, you can’t make up how ridiculous that was. Why wouldn’t they edit that out?  This playing with Liv’s pussy goes on a long time.  And it leads to no orgasm.   Seemed to just be filler. 

Clara now rides Liv’s face. What a fantastic view here.  Claraeventually cums and harder than the first time. 

Overall this just lacked a spark.  They looked great.  But the sex was kind of generic and cold.  And it was just odd.  Clara trying to finger Liv was just weird. And her attempt to spit was just baffling. Not as baffling as the shitty GFF quality control, but baffling nonetheless. I like Liv. I liked her orgasms.  Give me her with someone more energetic and we could have a great scene. But this wasn’t it. **1/2