Monday, May 22, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 153

Women Seeking Women 68 Scene 4 Review with Missy Martinez and Kennedy Kressler

Missy works for Kennedy’s dad and brought  some papers over for him.  They chat and Kennedy says she heard that Missy broke up with her girlfriend. And Kennedy thinks she is gay.  She likes a girl at school. Kennedy asks Missy to take her upstairs and teach her some things.  Missy puts up no fight.  Fucking the bosses daughter. Probably a fantasy for lots of people. 

Missy starts kissing Kennedy who is clearly into it. For those into body type differences this quite the scene.  Kennedy is quite thin (maybe the thinnest girl I have seen in any of my reviews) while Missy is extremely voluptuous. 

They kiss and tongue extremely erotically.  Lots of tongues intertwined.  Their tops come off.  Amazing differences in boob sizes! Kennedy may have the smallest boobs of any female porn star. We get a great view of Missy sucking on Kennedy’s tiny boobs while her huge ass is in the air.

Eventually Kennedy is naked and Missy goes down on her. Even though she has little tiny boobs Kennedy has really great nipples. Kennedy is so skinny you can see her hip bones sticking out more than her boobs.

Missy eats Kennedy slowly and steadily. Alternates fingers and mouth. Kennedy makes it very obvious she is enjoying her first woman going down on her.  Kennedy cums although you only really know it because she is sensitive after. I get everyone can’t be Carter Cruise but it sure would be nice to have scenes where there is no guessing or evaluation required to determine an orgasm.

They swap roles and Kennedy gets to play all over on Missy. Missy has a much more distinct orgasm than Kennedy which I enjoyed.  Missy guides Kennedy on top and she has her trib and grind on top of her.

It’s fun seeing Missy’s boobs jiggle. But this scene is really low energy. It hasn’t done much to really grab me at all. Missy next guides Kennedy to ride her face. Meanwhile Missy fingers herself while she licks Kennedy. Kennedy at least seems to have her most visible orgasm here. 

I don’t know. I liked the size difference in the two. But this was really kind of boring. ***1/4























Friday, May 19, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 152

Lesbian Neighbors Scene 1 Review with Presley Hart and Courtney Shea

Presley Hart and Rebecca Blue are in new apartment and apparently their internet doesn’t work. So they tap into neighbors wifi and they see the neighbors walking around in lingerie and kissing on their in home security camera.  Highly implausible.  But this is GFF so of course it is.

Presley and Rebecca watch the couple and like them so they decide to hook up with them. Presley will get Courtney Shea and Rebecca will get Carmen Callaway. The two masurrbate together while watching the neighbors have sex.  No idea why they don’t just fuck themselves?

Presley runs into Courtney by “accident” and asks her to style her for an upcoming photo shoot. Presley works on seducing Courtney and soon they are kissing (after a fair amount of cheesy dialog).  These two have some banging bodies. I am a huge fan of Presley. And while i don’t think I have reviewed Courtney before, she is lovely.  Blond. Nice medium boobs. Pierced nipples. Sounds like she has an Aussie accent too.

Presley aggressively eats her pussy and Courtney’s boobs bounce and jiggle.  Courtney flips Presley over and licks her from behind. Some great views her both of Presley’s ass and Courtney’s boobs hanging down. It doesn’t take long for Presley to get behind Courtney and rub her pussy.  I adore this view!!

Presley flips to her back and Courtney grinds her knee against her pussy. This quickly transitions to a 69. So far the views in this have been great and the sex pretty aggressive and definitely not formulaic.  But no one has cum. And none of the acts seems designed to actually get the other off.

Now Presley is grinding her knee in Courtney’s pussy. Presley licks Courtney again before she climbs up and tribs her.   They both sound like they enjoy it but it doesn’t last long.  Soon they are scissoring and grinding pussies on each other.  Finally, Courtney goes down on Presley (who directs her what to do with her tongue) and we kind of sort of have Presley writhing around like she was cunning.   And that was it.

The views in this were amazing. The sex was fun. But this has to be an all time disappointing scene. Couldn’t someone at least pretended to cum a bunch?  I imagine with some proper guidance and direction, this scene would go in the all time great pile.  Instead I am left kind of wondering what could have been.  Oh well, watch it for the fantastic views ... not if you want girl screaming they are cumming or gripping the sheets.  ***1/2


































Saturday, May 13, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 151

Adoration Scene 2 (She's Cumming to the Party) Review with Eliza Jane and Scarlett Sage

Eliza and Scarlett are drunk and fall crashing to a bed.  Eliza kisses Scarlett 45 seconds into the scene  They talk about how cute they find the other and soon they are making out. They are a little too giggly and they are putting more effort into just simulating being drunk  It is kind of silly honestly.  Can't we just get hot girls fucking?  Do we need all the added baggage here? 

They admire each others boobs once their tops come off. I am always going to like watching Scarlett fuck.  But this is so over the top it is hard to get into it.  Seriously, I think I exceeded an aggregated month's giggling threshold in about about 5 mins. When scenes get this stupid, I always fall back on the idea of why can't we just get two hot people that are into each?  This is working way too hard to be cute and edgy.  It is almost unwatchable.

Eliza starts licking Scarlett's pussy which looks great, but neither can stop moaning and giggling throughout. They swap roles and the giggling continues.  My god!

Scarlett gets on her knees and Eliza fingers her while licking her ass.  It is amazing that this act and view can be ruined, but they manage.  Seriously now they are adding fake moaning to the giggling.  This is just beyond awful. In full disclosure before this started I skimmed this with no sound ... I thought it might be an amazing scene.  Instead it is in the worst of all time territory.  Seriously, I can't even describe how bad I think this is.  

Scarlett sits on Eliza's face and Eliza gigles the whole time. Ok I tap out ... I can't watch this shit anymore. Shame on everyone associated with this scene!

This may be the worst piece of trash porn I have ever seen, Just absolutely awful. Throwing the towel in at the 19 minute mark. SHV you should be ashamed of yourself. Fuck all of you! Zero stars awarded.  This is a DUD!