Field of Schemes 6 Review

I loved this episode.  Maybe it it was the fact that it has one of my favorite scenes of all time.  Maybe it was the attractive new faces.  Maybe it was just an all around good sex video.  Whatever the case, even though the story of the Thornhill University Softball team and the "Cathouse" has gotten a little stale, this was great.  Great sex.  Great storylines.  Great looking girls.  Let's dive in!

Prinzzess and and Jodie Starr 

P is showing Jodie around.  P is still wanting to get on the team. And Jodie is Darryl’s sister.  She wants to give P a part time job. Jodie gets a beer and looks at some of the pics in the kitchen including P and Darryl nude. And P having sex with Tori. Both girls tits are hanging out of their shirts. They look good.  Ha ha. 

They start making out as soon as Jodie wont give the pics to P. Both girls look amazing in their bras.  Great boobs on both!! P is very aggressive here. Much more so than in her other scenes in this series. They maneuver into a really hot view where Jodie is fingering P and sucking her boobs.  P goes down on Jodie and spends a lot of time just playing with her pussy. P makes her cum with her fingers.   But it is kind of a silent orgasm as Jodie shudders and pulls P’s fingers off her. 

Jodie licks and fingers P to a much more violent orgasm as she twitches all over the place! They start racing through positions for a bit before P directs them into a 69.  P has another orgasm pushing her ass and pussy back against Jodie’s face.  P shudders and then Jodie says it is her turn.

P fingers Jodie who is much louder this time but again doesn’t make her orgasm that obvious. P climbs on top for some grinding and kissing. The sensuality in this scene is off the charts even if the sex is rather plain.  Both look amazing. Just visually watching them is great even if they aren’t blowing me away with the sex itself.  P fingers and licks Jodie one last time and she cums again for P. This was the best of her 3 orgasms. P may have had 3 fingers in her too.  This seems to be Jodie’s only porn scene. It’s a shame since she is incredibly hot and with a little more coaching could be amazing.   Put this at the top of my "this was almost incredible list". ***3/4

Juliana Jolene and Ashlyn Rae

Ashlyn is a cheerleader applying to UT. She is talking to someone (Lindsay) about the application process. Not quite sure who she is.  Juliana shows up for Lindsay and Ashlyn’s interview at this hotel room. Ashlyn still wearing her cheer uniform and Lindsay has some sort of cheer uniform on too. The interview is kind of awkward and then Juliana  makes Ashlyn take off Lindsay’s top and bra. When Lindsay is reluctant, Juliana kicks her out of the interview. Ha ha ha. It’s too bad because I though Lindsay looked good.  But this was pretty great!

Once Lindsay is gone Juliana is ready to take advantage of Ashlyn. Of course Ashlyn has no bra on under her cheer top. Once the top is off we see Ashlyn’s tiny little tits which I am a huge fan of.  Juliana strips down herself. Ashlyn’s boobs are so much more attractive than the big fake fun bags Juliana is sporting. 

Ashlyn’s pussy is shaved bald and Juliana helps herself to a taste   This doesn’t go far before they are both fingering each other.  Ashlyn’s eyes roll back as Juliana gets her off. And her boobs look so incredible here.  Juliana flips on her back and Ashlyn’s fingers her some more and occasionally licks her clit.  At one point Juliana says please don’t stop and then Ashlyn almost immediately stops. WTF!?!

Juliana just takes way to long to orgasm. It’s like one long series of gasps and “oh god yeahs” but it doesn’t lead anywhere.  Now Ashlyn is on her knees and Juliana is fingering her again. This goes on way too long. Ashlyn is fun to look at but this scene just kind of stinks.  They kiss for a long time to end it. If Ashlyn weren’t here this would be a dud.  This scene was all her.  Well Ashlyn and the intro/set-up which was hilarious. **1/2

Jana Jordan and Misty Anderson

Misty is evaluating the softball house / cathouse. Some sort scouting expedition or something for a sorority who is going to take over from the softball team. They take a break to play pool and then have a beer. Jana asks her out for a date to future softball parties.  Misty is looking quite busty in her dress. She towers over tiny Jana.

Jana starts kissing her and feeling her big boobs.  They grope and kiss on the couch before heading to Jana’s room.  Before that happens though Jana’s boobs pop out of her dress.  Jana is impressed will Misty’s really big all natural rack.  She is quite tall and the boobs look just so immense here.

Jana basically starts molesting her, feeling her all over and grinding on top of her.  Jana fingers her for a while before she flips Misty over for some spanking and more fingering. She even tried to pull Misty’s hair but she quickly lets go. I appreciate Jana’s enthusiasm here but she giggles a bit too much for me to completely love it.

They swap roles and Misty eats Jana and uses her tongue way more than Jana did.  Jana ends up on her shoulders rubbing her own clit while Misty licks and fingers.  They go harder but Jana never really makes it seem like she came. 

Misty starts grinding which is a fun sight. Jana keeps begging for it to be harder and eventually cums hard screaming.  Then she asks Misty to keep pounding her and she cums again!  Misty heads down and puts her mouth alll over Jana’s cunt. Jana flips over and Misty eats her from behind until Jana cums a third time!!

Jana positions herself behind Misty and starts rubbing her clit and fingering her hole. This is kind of awkward as Jana mostly seems preoccupied  with keeping Misty’s hair out of the way. By Misty cums and it is a bit violent.  The girls licks Jana’s fingers after. 

This was fun. It wasn’t really smooth as nothing particularly flowed well. But Jana has lots of energy and Misty looks incredible.  If the first round of oral and fingering had been a little better this with have flirted with a very high rating and been epic. As it is it was still very good.  ****

Darryl Hanah and Ashlyn Rae

One of my favorite all time scenes.  The ultimate pervy cougar scene! Ashlyn is here for an interview with Darryl after fucking Juliana.  Ashlyn has her cheer uniform with her and Darryl wants to take pictures of her. Ashlyn wants to cheer at UT.  It is noted only 8 more interviews to go after this one for Ashlyn!

They head off to take pervy pics while Ashlyn in her cheer uniform. Ashlyn has perfect boobs (as I noted in Scene 2). Darryl takes lots of pics for the “newsletter” in various state of undress. Ashlyn has sunburn so Darryl rubs lotion on her.  The massage goes on and eventually Ashlyn is down to her cheer panties and Darryl is sucking on her boobs.

Darryl just basically loves on Ashlyn this whole scene. Starting with her boobs, and then lots of kissing. Darryl’s fingers make their way into Ashlyn’s pussy and she lets out a giant gasp. This scene is like one long tease. 26 mins and Darryl finally tastes Ashlyn.  Ashlyn gives little moans. Her head tilts back. Her eyes roll.  And she has a big orgasm!! This is so awesome.  And Darryl keeps going adding fingers and Ashlyn cums again!!!!  She even adds her own fingers her to her clit to help out. And Darryl keeps going for a third orgasm including Ashlyn lifting herself off the bed!! More fingering and licking and Ashlyn cums a fourth time!! Darryl pulls her up to grind on her and she rubs Ashlyn’s clit so she cums a fifth time!  Seriously this scene is insane!!!

39 mins in and Ashlyn finally starts fingering Darryl. Darryl has returned to the goofy pubic shave job we have discussed in other reviews. Ashlyn fingers and sucks Darryl to a small cum while Darryl calls her a “good girl”. Then she orders Ashlyn to rub her pussy on hers and Ashlyn begins tribbing.   And Darryl keeps calling her a “good girl”.  Darryl has another quick cum and Ashlyn keeps grinding and Darryl cums again!

Darryl wants Ashlyn to cum one more time and so she lays her back and attacks the pussy again.  Another violent orgasm for Ashlyn!  Sheets gripped. Body lifting!  And Darryl keeps going and she cums again!!! That is numbers six and seven!  My god. I am exhausted just watching this. 

I loved this the first time. Is it possible to like it even more this time?  Even with me becoming a little jaded at this overall repetitive storyline. Unquestionably one of the best scenes ever filmed!  When Darryl is on, she delivers and this is her at her pervy best!!

I loved the Maggie and Evie scene in Ep 2.  But this has to be ultimate scene that summarizes this whole series. 

If someone wanted to argue this was the best lesbian scene of all time, I am not going to counter it.  Just absolutely incredible stuff.  *****

Awards:

• MVP - Darryl for being the driver of one of the best scenes I have ever seen,  And giving Ashlyn so many orgasms! 
• Hottest - P could win this.  So could have Ashlyn or Jodi.  But I am going to from left field and say Misty.  She just hit a home run with me.  I loved everything I saw about her here.  She looked amazing, had incredible boobs, and was in a very good scene!
• Best Predator or Prey - Darryl was the definition of a predator here, and Ashlyn was the definition of the prey!  This is what the whole award is about.  So it is a tie
• Best Adult -  Darryl is really it in this episode, so while she was clearly great, she wins by default. 
• Best Teen -Ashlyn was amazing in the last scene and she wins it, even though Misty, P, and Jana were all good.   
• Best Moment - The whole Darryl and Ashlyn scene?  That would be easy.  But lets go with P and Jodi in their bras kissing.  Shout out to whomever Lindsay was getting kicked out of her interview too.
• Best Scene - Darry and Ashlyn, the clear winner.  Even though Scenes 1 and 3 were good. 

Scenes:

• Prinzzess and Jodie Starr ***3/4
• Juliana Jolene and Ashlyn Rae **1/2
• Jana Jordan and Misty Anderson ****
• Darryl Hanah and Ashlyn Rae *****

DK Reviews a Random Scene 146

Women Seeking Women 171 Scene 2 Review with Liv Revamped and Victoria Voxx 

Liv and Victoria are sitting on couch talking about moving in together.  Victoria wrote Liv a love song about her that she sings to her.  Apparently she has wanted Liv for a long time, but was never confident enough to express her feelings. Liv immediately kisses her. She tells Victoria she wants her guitar playing fingers playing in her pussy. And away we go. 

They kiss and make out on the couch and it doesn’t take long for Victoria’s top to come off. They explore each other and Liv gets undressed too   Both have smoking hot bodies.  I like that Liv has a little bit of thickness to her. Victoria goes down on Liv. Eventually she gets two fingers inside her and the other hand on her clit bringing Liv to a really nice orgasm. 

Liv goes down on Victoria for a bit not quit making her cum. Victoria is quick to lick and finger Liv again until she asks her to ride her face.  Liv leans over the back of the couch and Victoria gets underneath her licking her pussy. I much prefer this on a bed , but the view here is nice giving us a look at Liv’s juicy ass. 

The swap roles but Victoria rides Liv’s face  from the front this time. Another great view.  Liv spends a lot of time tongue fucking Victoria.  Victoria cums but Liv keeps going and Victoria cums again. I like seeing Victoria twitch when she cums!

Liv is still on her back and Victoria basically attacks her pussy with her tongue and mouth, while Liv is nearly bent over. They finger each other in multiple positions before Victoria starts to lick Liv from behind. They end up with Victoria on her back and Liv licking her to one last orgasm.  A nice end to this. 

I like this but it is a little too porn like.  No one is doing these crazy positions on a couch the first time they have sex.  Seriously, it like they are saying until today I was too shy to say anything to you, but now I am going to bend you into a pretzel six different ways.  Sigh.  Anyway, the views are great.  The sex is good. Just a little too contrived for me to to love it.  ***3/4

Field of Schemes 5 Review 

This is probably the weakest of the episodes so far.   The story was fine, the usual stuff to date.  I have issues with some of the stuff in this one, that we will get into as we go.  There was nothing really wrong here, just nothing that I really loved.  Honestly, I thought everything was really just kind of okay.  Nothing really stood out, except for a few moments along the way. So let's discuss (along with my usual snark). 

We start with a new video intro with some actual softball highlights. None of these girls can actually play, but that is besides the point.  Ha ha.  I mean you can't really expect a porn star to know how to throw a ball, right?

Tori Black and Lexi Belle

Kelly Leigh and Lexi show up for an interview. Kelly is an alum and very eager for Lexi to get in to Thronhill.  As an aside,  Lexi was in one of the first great MDEC scenes with Darryl!!  Ep 7 off the top of my head, but it may actually be 6.   Lexi’s GPA has dropped but she can still earn her way into Thornhill!  Of course she can.  Tori shows her old room (which she didn’t get because her batting average was too low) as part of the tour. Kelly explains to Lexi she has to sleep her way into the school  Kelly is quite happy to pimp her step daughter out. She strips Lexi down and sends Tori in to find a naked Lexi waiting for her.  

Tori tells Lexi all the things she has to do get in including licking pussy and giving an orgasm. This will be Lexi’s first time.  She basically puts no fight as Tori makes her kiss her.  Lexi is already naked so it doesn’t take Tori long to have her fingers up inside her. Tori strips quickly herself and has no underwear on.  Lexi quickly starts licking her pussy. Absolutely no hesitation.   Clearly not her first time!!

Lexi quickly moves up and rides Tori’s face. Sadly it doesn’t last too long before the drop into a 69.  There is some good passion here.  But they are not even remotely pretending it is a first time for Lexi.  And they are racing through positions without anyone cumming.  It is like they have lesbian sex ADHD!

Tori eats Lexi from behind.  Then gets up and rides her face.  The frantic nature of this continues as they start grinding against each other, in multiple positions.  Tori licks Lexi again and we finally get an orgasm. Mostly visual with the sheet grabbing but we finally get someone to cum here!

They grind against each other some more. Lexi tells Tori she wants to taste her cum so of course she starts fingering her. Seriously make this make sense to me.  You won't taste it that way silly girl! They kiss and finger each other and Lexi says she wants to be Tori’s roommate. 

This was not good. It was hot girls having sex but it was so flawed. The sex and the story didn’t match up. The sex was on hyperdrive.   While at times they can be awesome, here to me it  was just a distraction.  I like both these girls and wanted to see them cum, not fly through dozens of positions.  **3/4

India Summer and Darryl Hanah

Another episode with India portraying someone 15 years younger.  Sigh.  P is stuck doing laundry for the team.  She is doing a bad job and so coach Hanah teaches her to do it properly. India shows up. She is here for an interview with Darryl and former player Juliana Jolene. P is here for another interview too. (3rd episode with an interview for her). Funny these two (India and P) are engaged / married in real life.  I wonder if they were together at this point. 

Lots of boring academic questions. P’s grades aren’t as good as India’s so she is going to work hard to get in.  Juliana and Darryl make P strip India since she is wearing opposing team colors.  They make P play with India’s boobs. Coach Darryl likes what she sees and takes India upstairs. 

Once alone Darryl makes India take her top off. This is a lovely match up of mature small boobed ladies, no matter how old they are trying to pretend India is here. Lots of kissing with tongue. Soon they are both naked with fingers in each others pussies. No pretending with India this time. As soon Darryl goes down on her she is cumming in a very long very intense orgasm. Darryl keeps going and India cums again. A lot less intense the second time but still great.  She tells Darryl that she really knows how to “please that pussy”!

India starts fingering and rubbing Daryl’s clit and pussy. She is making more noise than Darryl which was odd. Once  he gets her mouth on Darryl’s clit Darryl cums.  And like before India keeps going and Darryl cums again! India climbs on and tribs Darryl. They both enjoy although the camera was behind India the whole time so we mostly see her back.  Weird and disappointing.  

They take turns eating each other again and both cum again. India comments that it was a fun interview. 

This seemed like it should have been more fun than it was. India not being believable.  Weird camera angles. It was still good but never got to the heights it could have. If it was more believable then I would probably be more into it.  With that said, I am a big fan of when the giver of oral keeps going after someone has cum, and makes them cum again.  For that alone this scene is better than most. ****

Prinzzess and Juliana Jolene

Former player Juliana is giving P some playing advice. They then head into the house make their way to a day bed.  P wants to prove her worth and value and soon the two are kissing. 90 secs into the scene.  Shirts are quickly off.  Juliana has massive porn star implants.

It doesn’t take long and they are both naked and soon Juliana is grinding on top of P. Once she gets her mouth on P’s pussy, P starts writhing all over the day bed. Juliana finger fucks her for a while until P begs for her mouth back on her clit and she cums right away. They swap around on the bed, but Juliana’s fingers end up back in P.  When P begs for the mouth on her clit again, she cums again. 

Now it is Juliana’s turn and P aggressively fingers her. They swap positions around but eventually P gets her to cum. The intensity falls off a cliff as they slowly kiss for a bit.   Juliana goes down on P one more time. Juliana ends up behind P fingering her clit. P’s boobs look great here.   This is really great. The views. P having a nice orgasm. Juliana loving on her after. All of these were great.  The best part of the scene by a mile. ***1/4

Elexis Monroe and Piper Austin 

After a game Elexis and Piper check into a hotel.  A coach named Candi-Girl shows up. I guess Candi appeals to certain segments of the GFF fandom. She was in an earlier video too simply washing a sex toy of some sort.  I suppose it doesn't need me pointing out that the name is ridiculous.  Hey Coach Candi-Girl, can she show me how to throw a curve?

It turns out Elexis and Piper exceeded the amount of calls made to a potential recruit.  Since they broke the rules, Candy decides to cover it up, but only if she can watch Piper and Elexis fuck. Elexis has never had sex with a girl. Silly storyline again.  The whole premise her is you have to go on multiple interviews just to get in.  And here Elexis is a virgin. I feel like this could have been a banger of a scene without the butch acting as a director. And without the silly story of Elexis’s first time. As I mentioned in the last review, do they feel a certain percentage of their audience is going to enjoy more if suddenly it is the first time for Elexis?  Even if it makes no sense, and they have seen Elexis fuck lots of times in other scenes?

The bras come off and Elexis goes to work on Pipers big boobs.  Clearly no hesitation here.  Not even a quasi attempt to make it seem like her first time.  They strip down to their softball shorts and grind on each other for a bit.  Elexis is soon naked except for her socks. Piper goes down on her bald pussy.  Elexis’s boobs look gigantic here.  Piper's are really big too!  A new scene with big all naturals ... such a rare occurrence. We should note that Elexis is about 30 here. So not exactly college age. But whatever.  Not as bad as the India scenario. 

Candy isn’t shutting up telling them what to do. Put in your finger. Say how good it feels. Etc.  Piper fingers Elexis for a bit, but as soon as things get near orgasm, Candy makes them change it up  Elexis pulls off Piper’s pants and then grinds on her. 

Elexis is directed to find Piper’s G spot and then proceeds to eat her.  Two fingers in Pipers box and Elexis face all over her clit slurping away.  Eventually Piper takes over rubbing her own clit and Elexis keeps fingering. She has a pretty non descript orgasm for so much effort put in. 

Elexis keeps licking and fingering until she has Piper turn over and does some more excessive fingering. Piper eventually cums again. That seemed to take way too much time and effort.

Pipe straddles Elexis and humps her now and then eventually tribbing her.  This looks amazing. And Elexis gets really loud.   I think we finally get Elexis cumming.  They are happy and kiss to end the scene. 

This wasn’t good.  The dumb story. Candy girl directing.  The sex was not interesting. They looked good though sparing it a much lower grade than I am giving it. ***

Overall - The weakest of the first five episodes to date.  Nothing was must see, although I enjoyed Scene 2, just for the orgasms.  

Awards:

• MVP - There was no stand out here.  I will go with Darryl just because she was in the best scene, and is the driver for the whole story. 
• Hottest - P could win this.  So could have Tori or Lexi.  Or Darryl or India.  But I really liked seeing Elexis here.  Her body just really did it for me.  In other scenes she has seemed thinner, but here she had just a perfect amount of thickness to her.  And her boobs looked great!
• Best Predator or Prey - P wins this.  I said this last episode, "As a high school student, she sure is fucking lots of people at this college."  And her willingness to just fall into bed as part of the interview process is great.  
• Best Adult -  Darryl is really it in this episode. 
• Best Teen - P, see above.  
• Best Moment - Going with Darryl and India's second orgasms over how big Elexis's boobs looked lying back being eaten, and P getting fingered with Juliana behind her. 
• Best Scene - Darry and India.

Scenes:

• Tori Black and Lexi Belle **3/4
• Darryl Hanah and India Summer ****
• Juliana Jolene and Prinzzess ***1/4
• Piper Austin and Elexis Monroe ***