Saturday, February 4, 2023

Field of Schemes Review

Field of Schemes Review

I felt it was time to take on a new limited project, so I settled on Field of Schemes.  A few reasons here, the previous scenes I had watched were fantastic.  It is a limited run (only 8 episodes I think).   It hits the sweet spot for time period that I enjoy the most.  And it involves lots of predatory storylines which is always a fav for me.  I don't know that I will attack this one with the same fervor that I did the MDEC and LB series.  But I will try and get through all of FoS over the next few months, in addition to the random scenes I have been reviewing. So anyway, let's go!!!

The premise of this series, Thornhill University is an all lesbian school with a championship softball team coached by Darryl Hanah.  And the school president is our favorite Maggie St. Michel.  The basic premise is preying on the new players for sexual favors as part of program initiation.  Pretty simple and straightforward.  And right up my alley!

Dana DeArmond and Mina Leigh

Those who have read my reviews know I am not at all a fan of older Dana or more recent Dana.  Younger Dana could be hit or miss.  She is just too kooky oftentimes although her body was pretty great back then. 

Veteran softball player Dana is showing potential recruit and player Mina about stretching.  They go inside the players house and there is a bar. Ha ha. And Dana serves up a beer.  Dana takes her upstairs to “talk softball” . Dana explains how to live in the softball house you have to get voted in and the way to ensure that is by sleeping with some of the house members. Mina is reluctant but Dana offers help if she pretends to be her girlfriend for a bit.  This leads to a kiss. Mina has never even kissed a girl before she says. As we learn over time that might be so true, as she isn’t so innocent.   Dana is her normal aggressive and weird self. Says she is going to make Mina her “fucking bitch”. Mina has nice small boobs underneath her little sports bra, And Dana takes an instant like to them, sucking all over on them. Dana pulls off Mina shorts and starts licking Mina over her panties and spanking her. Then pulls the panties aside and licks at Mina’s pussy for a bit. Dana pulls her bra off and talks about her nice little titties. { Insert eye roll here. }  Dana says she is going to make Mina her bitch again and spanks her from behind.

A camera cut and Dana has 4 fingers inside Mina and licking her clit. Four!! My god that was awesome. I wish we got the build up to that.  Mina is basically screaming in orgasm right at the camera cut.  Dana gets on all fours and orders Mina to lick her pussy from behind.  Then sits on her face. I had forgotten Dana had a giant tattoo under her pubes. She reaches back and fingers Mina’s pussy and asshole.  She then starts talking about Mina’s “whore ass”. Soon two fingers are inserted.  And then three. Wow. Mins rubs her clit while Dana fingers her asshole. This leads to a huge scream and orgasm.  Dana keeps going and chokes her while furiously fingering her asshole. Then she makes Mina lick the fingers that were in her ass 
Dana quickly puts a strap on on and puts in right up Mina’s ass!  Mina gets fucked hard and cums again when Dana puts her fingers on her clit and pussy.   Dana calls Mins an “ass whore” and “butt slut”. Ha ha.  Mina keeps cumming too.  Pretty amazing stuff. 

Mina gets on all fours and Dana now drills her more while Mina fingers her clit.  Then she dives in to lick Mina’s ass after she is done fucking it.  Mina pulls Dana’s head in for one final cum.  Wow what an opening scene. 

I like the initiation aspects of this. I liked Mina transforming from prospective player to anal slut.  I even think casting Dana in the role was good. Some of Dana’s worst tendencies come out here but it was fun watching her maul little Mina.  Even the strap on seemed appropriate.  I really liked this!   Mina was spectacular!  Might have been even better if they hadn’t done a camera cut right in the middle of an orgasm. Come on GFF.   ****1/4


Victoria Valentine and Leah Livingston

Leah wants to interview for University of Thronhill.  She comes over to see Victoria for her interview wearing a cheerleading outfit.  She  wants to play softball and cheer  apparently.  And Victoria is wearing a very tight dress.   This hardly seems like a standard interview just based on attire.  Leah wants to be a diplomat. Ha ha.  Leah is straight but she understands that all the girls at Thornhill are lesbian.

Victoria needs to check out if Leah is suitable for Thornhill so they head to the bedroom. Victoria is suddenly in her underwear and she has Leah join her on the bed. They gently kiss and Victoria has Leah feel her up. She guides Leah’s hands inside her panties and Leah begins rubbing Victoria's clit.  This goes on for a while as Victoria encourages her to put two fingers inside. Leah is a good student as she soon makes Victoria cum. Victoria guide Leah between her legs and they grind while Leah has her cheer outfit still on. That was odd.

Victoria now begins to strip Leah starting with the skirt.  Victoria begins by rubbing Leah over her panties.  The panties soon come off and Victoria puts 2 fingers inside plus the other hand on the clit. Leah really gets off when Victoria finger fucks her hard.  Leah has a banging body.  I wish they had stripped her earlier.   But she looks so hot when her top and bra finally come off. Victoria takes her bra off and they suck on each others boobs for a while.  Victoria tells Leah to play with her pussy and Leah starts fingering her eventually getting Victoria to cum.  Leah asks if she did it right. Ha ha.  They kiss and grind for a few minutes to end things. 

These type of scenes aren’t my favorite. But at least they made an effort to make it like Leah’s first time. I would much prefer Leah to have been stripped down and molested by Victoria. So this wasn’t great but Leah sure was hot. ***1/2



Sammantha Ryan and Joelean

Joelean returns home after a game. Not wearing or a bra or underwear under her uniform. Ha ha ha. 
She puts on a tight tube top. Later she has Sam visit.  Not sure who or what Sam is supposed to be here.   Sam looks so so young here.  And blond too! Joelean gives a tour of the house, which doesn’t look like a college girls house at all. She also shows off the secret room which is the bar we saw in scene 1. They share a beer and then head to Joelean’s  room. Sam comes onto Joelean who quickly flirts back. Sam tries to leave but Joelean makes her stay because she “wants to make love” to Sam.
 
They fall onto the bed and Joelean fingers Sam up her skirt almost instantly.  Like a good girl Sam cums for her.   Sam looks amazing cumming.  Then she takes her top off and her small boobs look fantastic in her bra too. Sam’ panties come off and Joelean starts to slowly lick and finger her. Joelean’s track pants came off somewhere and the two commence a violent scissoring.  Joelean makes Sam feel her own boobs and Joelean slows the scissoring way down to watch.  Then she picks the pace up again and they both cum. 

23 mins in and they are both finally naked. Sam starts intently sucking Joelean’s boobs. I should note here since it is my first Joelean scene review.  Nice implants.  Round but not big.  They look great. My first thought was how Vanessa Veracruz might be the hottest lesbian porn star if she went this size. Sam gets between Joelean’s legs and the two grind for a bit. Good passion here.   Sam fingers Joelean while Joelean rubs her own clit. Joelean has a really intense orgasm here.  Her whole body tenses and she cums really hard and for a long ass time too.  Sam then starts grinding again and she cums really hard herself.

As they kiss to end things Sam suggests she enroll in a course so she can spend more time around the team 
This was fine. Everyone looked good. Sex was good. ***3/4


Magdalene St. Michaels and Darryl Hanah

Darryl (in uniform)  heads over to Maggie’s house to talk about the team. She needs to talk to Maggie about Joelean. I guess Sam is an English professor and the two were seen out in public.  That explains things from last scene I suppose.  Although she wasn't acting like a professor.  I guess this most have been added after the previous scene was shot.  Maggie and Darryl want Joelean to be more feminine.  Maggie is the school president and is concerned about the schools image if it gets out about the lesbianism. 

Maggie wants Darryl to stick around for a little bit so they can fuck. Clearly they have done this before 
Light kissing and groping to start. Maggie keeps telling Darryl that she missed her. She puts her hands down Darryl’s sweat pants and remarks how wet she is.  Darryl also has a front snap bra on which is something we need more of! Once Maggie’s top is off, they sit vertically and Darryl sucks Maggie’s boobs. Ok that is amazing!!  The shot of the episode for sure.

The start to kiss a lot more passionately and intensely. Maggie is the first naked but Darryl isn’t far behind. 
Maggie tells Darryl she missed her clit. Ha ha. Then she dives in. Fingers. Wet sucking and slurping. Making Darryl go mental.  Darryl is really good having an intense orgasm. She pulls Maggie in hard. Such a pro. Lots of actresses could take lessons from her on how to cum on camera.  Maggie keeps going and Darryl keeps moaning and then tenses, lifts her hips up, and cums again. I love watching her boobs shake while she cums.   They immediately kiss after. Always so hot! 

Maggie sits on Darryl, who puts her thumbs up Maggie’s pussy. Nice!!!  Then Darryl gets behind Maggie for a brief moment to kiss her neck and rub her pussy. Ok that looks incredible too.  Maggie lies back and Darryl attacks her pussy and clit with her tongue. Maggie’s orgasms are always so intense   She cums so fucking intensely.   Darryl comments how hard Maggie’s pussy clenches and squeezes her finger when Maggie cums. 

They slow down for a moment with some kissing and fondling before Darryl starts grinding between Maggie’s legs. Maggie puts Darryl’s boob in her mouth which is hot!!  The grinding doesn’t last long before they scissor. Darryl looks especially amazing here.  And Maggie goes crazy cumming first.  Darryl really focuses on her boss her and makes sure Maggie can now sleep well.  

This isn’t the wildest or greatest sex you will ever see. But it is so intense and passionate and just seems so real. Like how to reconnecting lovers might actually fuck.   Some dirty talk but not overwhelming.  Some strong strong orgasms.  Just brilliant stuff.  ****1/2

Overall - A really great way to kick the whole series off.  Nothing bad on it, but scenes 1 and 4 are must watch for sure.  





Awards:
  • MVP - It has to be Darryl.  She is the main aspect of the storyline and was in the best scene
  • Hottest - Leah is pretty much flawless in my eyes.  Maggie, Sam, Darryl, and Mina all looked great too.  But this one is easily Leah
  • Best Predator or Prey - Mina who got an anal pounding and loved it.  And almost got fisted too!  I should note Dana was pretty great too. Yes I shock myself sometimes. 
  • Best Adult - Maggie, over Sam and Darryl (since Darryl got the overall MVP), and who was great as well. 
  • Best Teen - Mina over Leah just based on performance over looks.  
  • Best Moment - Mina getting nearly fisted and cumming so hard.  This just edges out Darryl sucking on Maggie's boob while they were both sitting vertically, and Sam cumming while in her clothes still. 
  • Best Scene - Maggie and Darryl
Scenes:
  • Dana DeArmond and Mina Leigh ****1/4
  • Victoria Valentine and Leah Livingston ***1/2
  • Samantha Ryan and Joelean ***1/2
  • Magdalene St. Michaels and Darryl Hanah ****1/2

Friday, February 3, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 138

Women Seeking Women 188 Scene 1 Review w Lacy Lennon and Amber Stark 

Katie Kush and Lacy are hanging out in the bathroom in their lingerie applying lotion and talking about Katie’s lesbian step sister.  Katie and Lacy were a couple in the past, and apparently still live together.  Or maybe they still are a couple and they just confused the fuck out of me.  Does it matter?

Katie’s step sister Summer Col shows up with her girlfriend Amber. Amber looks incredibly dorky with her glasses, freckles, and what I call chubby thin. I love it. Not a fan of the tattoo by her boob. But oh well. I still like her looks. The chit chat and small talk is awful here. Why is this included here? It’s painful. 

Later on Lacy is in bed reading and Amber comes in. More painful chit chat here. Amber gets in bed with Lacy, who is kind of shocked.  This is getting really painful to watch.  And very long.  They bound on being redheads and since redheads do it better they say, they clearly decide to find out with each other!

Lacy is stressed and Amber decides to help her out.  At the 17 min mark we finally get Amber massaging Lacy to start the stress relief.  Geez that took a long enough time.  Amber kisses Lacy on the neck and “Here We Go” (trademark Fabrizio Romano)!

Soon they are kissing deeply. Amber gets behind Lacy and she is feeling her boobs and nipples and rubbing her pussy.  Lacy is smart, well spoken, beautiful, and had a hot bod. But she has never done it for me. I am hoping this scene changes things.  She had delightful smallish/medium sized boobs.  So she has that going for her. Amber’s fingers are soon up inside Lacy   One of my favorite positions and this looks hot. Amber makes her cum which is nice!  They kiss madly after. 

Lacy now decides to strip Amber. If she didn’t have that silly tattoo on the north end of her right boob I would say she is perfect.  Glasses. Piercings.  Small boobs. Baby fat. Like all my favorites wrapped in one.  I can say that she so far she has left her glasses in and I am 100% into her dorkyness here. Amber is recently shaved but not bald. Lacy licks her very slowly. Wow that is pretty erotic.  She puts a finger inside, but is going out of her way to be slow and sensual.  It leads to a subdued orgasm. But I can be thankful it wasn’t full of modern porn BS. 

Amber asks to taste herself which leads to nice kissing! 

Lacy gets on her stomach and Amber drops a big loogie in her pussy. Damn and this was going so well.   Eventually Amber is fingering Lacy’s pussy while Lacy rubs her own clit. Two fingers inside makes Lacy cum again. I like how Lacy is almost silent until she cums. Like it feels too good to make even a whimper.  Amber keeps licking and she cums again.   And shakes all over the place.  Ok that was great!! I mean really fucking great!! Wow just absolutely incredible. 

I was hoping Amber would ride Lacy’s face but alas they 69. Both are energetic here but it doesn’t really lead anywhere.  But they start tribbing and I finally  get to see Ambers tiny boobs on top. And her hair mostly covers up her bad tattoo.   They quicken the pace and Amber cums. Lacy tells her not to stop and then she cums!!  Well that was great.  They keep rocking.  Lacy tells Amber to use her. And Amber cums again!!!  As she does she reaches down and squeezes Lacy’s boobs.  

Both are spent and they kiss to end end the scene. 

The scene itself had flaws. Way too long. But the sex?  Fire!! **** A modern porn scene that is DK approved. It is a miracle!!  And I have to give it to Lacy, she was great.  I picked this initially because of Amber's nerdy look.  But Lacy far exceeded my previous opinions of her work.



























Thursday, February 2, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 137

Women Seeking Women 66 Scene 3 Review with Heather Starlet and Darryl Hanah

Heather is hired help for Darryl bringing her her breakfast, and continually getting it wrong. It is a pretty stupid storyline. No one could be this dumb and bad at their job.  Darryl punishes her by making her take a bath in the tub she didn't clean very well.  She strips Heather down and feels up her body then decides to fuck here instead of punishing her.

Darryl basically molests little Heather who has never been with a woman. Heather looks her normal hot self.   But also acting completely disinterested as Darryl continues to molest her. I don’t know, I am just not much of a fan of these scenes where one of the participants isn’t interested.  Bribery or blackmail. I am in. Just pretend to be interested. Heather just doesn’t seem to care here and it doesn’t make a good scene. 

Darryl rubs her over her pants (her top has been off for a while). At this point Darryl jams her tongue in Heathers mouth and Heather kisses back. Finally some energy to the scene! Darryl is very good at forcing herself on younger girls.  She removes Heathers pants and rubs and kisses all over her.  The panties come off next and we get a quick tongue in Heathers ass and pussy before Darryl starts to finger her from behind.   

Darryl remarks how tight Heather is.  Darryl has her flip over so Heather is on her back and she goes down on Heather, really slowly licking her clit   Heather actually acts like it is her first time receiving oral sex. I would say it’s a better job here than 99% of others in this same scenario.  Lots of sounds and movement like her mind is blow experiencing this.  Heather also has her legs pulled back for most of this. 

Darryl makes Heather sit on her lap and she rubs Heathers clit for a moment until she dives back into her pussy. This leads Heather to moan and grind. No orgasm though. Would it be so hard to have the actress cum here?  Eventually Heather cums after flailing around for a bit and a lot of effort on Darryl’s part. Darryl keeps licking and rubbing her though.  Darryl clearly enjoys Heathers pussy.  And Heather clearly enjoyed that. Although it was a lot of effort for one climax. 

Darryl pulls Heather on top of her and has her grind against her. Heather is good here too grinding away and unable to stay still. Eventually she speeds up and I guess the assumption is she cums?  

And that is it.  Nothing for Darryl?  What an odd scene?

The good here was it actually seemed like Heathers first time. And Darryl is always a good predator.  And both girls really do it for me from a looks perspective.  The bad was the orgasms were not very prominent and they took a lot of work.  And no love for Darryl.  The story was stupid too.  ***1/2