Thursday, February 2, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 137

Women Seeking Women 66 Scene 3 Review with Heather Starlet and Darryl Hanah

Heather is hired help for Darryl bringing her her breakfast, and continually getting it wrong. It is a pretty stupid storyline. No one could be this dumb and bad at their job.  Darryl punishes her by making her take a bath in the tub she didn't clean very well.  She strips Heather down and feels up her body then decides to fuck here instead of punishing her.

Darryl basically molests little Heather who has never been with a woman. Heather looks her normal hot self.   But also acting completely disinterested as Darryl continues to molest her. I don’t know, I am just not much of a fan of these scenes where one of the participants isn’t interested.  Bribery or blackmail. I am in. Just pretend to be interested. Heather just doesn’t seem to care here and it doesn’t make a good scene. 

Darryl rubs her over her pants (her top has been off for a while). At this point Darryl jams her tongue in Heathers mouth and Heather kisses back. Finally some energy to the scene! Darryl is very good at forcing herself on younger girls.  She removes Heathers pants and rubs and kisses all over her.  The panties come off next and we get a quick tongue in Heathers ass and pussy before Darryl starts to finger her from behind.   

Darryl remarks how tight Heather is.  Darryl has her flip over so Heather is on her back and she goes down on Heather, really slowly licking her clit   Heather actually acts like it is her first time receiving oral sex. I would say it’s a better job here than 99% of others in this same scenario.  Lots of sounds and movement like her mind is blow experiencing this.  Heather also has her legs pulled back for most of this. 

Darryl makes Heather sit on her lap and she rubs Heathers clit for a moment until she dives back into her pussy. This leads Heather to moan and grind. No orgasm though. Would it be so hard to have the actress cum here?  Eventually Heather cums after flailing around for a bit and a lot of effort on Darryl’s part. Darryl keeps licking and rubbing her though.  Darryl clearly enjoys Heathers pussy.  And Heather clearly enjoyed that. Although it was a lot of effort for one climax. 

Darryl pulls Heather on top of her and has her grind against her. Heather is good here too grinding away and unable to stay still. Eventually she speeds up and I guess the assumption is she cums?  

And that is it.  Nothing for Darryl?  What an odd scene?

The good here was it actually seemed like Heathers first time. And Darryl is always a good predator.  And both girls really do it for me from a looks perspective.  The bad was the orgasms were not very prominent and they took a lot of work.  And no love for Darryl.  The story was stupid too.  ***1/2 
























Friday, January 27, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 136

NetSkirts 7 Scene 3 Review w Elexis Monroe and Nicole Moore

Brenda James is trying to wake Elexis Monroe up.  Nicole is coming over to meet with Brenda and she doesn't want Elexis to be sleeping.  They appear to be a couple (she keeps calling her honey) but it turns out she is Brenda's daughter.  Funny while there is an obvious age difference, it definitely doesn't seem that far apart!!

Nicole shows up and is wearing a low cut dress with her big boobs out.  Brenda invited Nicole over to hopefully broaden Elexis's horizons since they have similar hobbies (crafts).  The reality is she brought her over to fuck her daughter since she knows Elexis likes girls and she doesn't want her to run away with someone else.  Silly and preposterous?  Of course, but this is lesbian porn so this is how it rolls. 

Brenda brings Nicole to Elexis's room as she getting dressed.  Well that worked out well for Nicole. And Elexis just continues to talk to Nicole while in her underwear.  Obviously not shy in front of a stranger! Nicole tells Elexis that Brenda thinks she is a lesbian.  So Nicole makes her move. 

I really like the younger Elexis.  A fun body that isn't too skinny.  Just really natural and perfect.  Seriously I would take a real body like this over a plastic surgery enhanced body every day! Nicole moves in for a kiss.  She tells Elexis as soon as she saw her picture she was into her.  Lots of light kissing at first then turns incredibly passionate and deep.  they feel each others bodies and Elexis starts to undress Nicole, and Nicole takes Elexis's bra off. 

I think Elexis like's Nicole's big boobs.  She quickly pops them out of the dress and into her mouth.  Their hands are quickly in each other panties.  15 mins ago they just met and now their fingers are up inside each other.  DK APPROVED!!! Nicole starts making small circles outside of Elexis's panties and soon she is rocking and grinding on Nicole's hand.  Very hot!

They swap roles and soon it is Elexis making Nicole moan as she rubs her over her panties.   Soon the panties are off and Elexis dives in to lick and eat Nicole.  That doesn't last long though as soon she is finger banging Nicole to an orgasm.  They kiss and it is really hot to see their boobs mashed up against each other.   They kiss and grind before Nicole goes down on Elexis.  Nicole loves pussy and she is quickly getting Elexis to moan and grind her hips.  Once the fingers go in Elexis grunts and soon cums. They kiss as Elexis comes down from her high. 

Then we get an all time terrible camera cut and then Nicole is suddenly fucking Elexis with a strap on.  Seriously, couldn't that have at least been subtly introduced instead of the camera cut?  God GFF just sucks sometimes with their shitty direction.   Anyway, Elexis clearly wanted this and enjoys it as she begs Nicole to fuck her.  But no discussion about it, it just happens.  And clearly Nicole was prepared for this, as the visit was supposed to be about crafts.  Ha!

I like Nicole and since I haven't seen her in a while I don't instantly dislike the strap on.  But as I have said numerous times in my reviews, I am not a huge fan of props in my scenes.  BDSM equipment, ok I am down.  Strap on's and the like.  Eh, just doesn't do anything for me.

Nicole fucks her hard as expected and in multiple positions.  I really enjoy seeing Elexis on top.  Her natural boobs have a perfect hang and bounce to them.   Elexis apparently dripped and squirted all over Nicole although we don't actually see any evidence of that.  I hate when they make shit up in the scene.  If she had squirted, the obviously move would have been a zoom in to see it.  Nicole flips Elexis over, pushes one knee back and fucks her some more.  The dildo isn't moving at all as Nicole fucks, and in fact most of it is up against Elexis's inner thigh.  So the sounds being made by Elexis are clearly not actual.   The dildo is basically not even inside and Elexis is moaning like it is the deepest fuck ever.   Seriously you can't make this up how cheesy this is.  FFS GFF!!  

And then Elexis talks about squirting again.  With no wetness visible anywhere.   Terrible terrible directing and acting.  I probably wouldn't dislike strap on scenes so much if nonsense like this wasn't a part in many of them.

The strap on goes from min 35 to 48 for whatever it is worth.

Elexis gets on top and starts tribbing Nicole.  This is a great view and I dig it.  Why couldn't the scene have been this?  Not silly fucking and make believe squirting. I love seeing Nicole clutching at Elexis as she tribs her.

They cuddle and chat for the last few minutes, and spend time tickling one another.  At the end Nicole tells Elexis she is better than her mom, and Elexis gets upset and runs out.  But it seemed that Nicole and Brenda just met, so this doesn't make much sense.  It's not like Brenda and Nicole had previously fucked.  

The actual lesbian sex here was good.   They looked great.  The story sufficiently kooky for me to enjoy.   The strap on nonsense was a big downer.  And the end didn't really make sense.  But it is GFF, why would it make sense?   ***























Thursday, January 26, 2023

DK Reviews a Random Scene 135

RoadQueen 31 Scene 4 Review with Shyla Jennings and Vanessa Veracruz 

I reviewed a previous scene from this movie here.  I mainly wanted to do this scene because I thought Shyla and Vanessa looked really good in their tight tank tops when I reviewed the earlier scene.  

Vanessa brings Shyla water. She then touches Shyla’s hand, so Shyla leads her to the bedroom. Once in the bed Shyla removes Vanessa’s shoes. Not much talking as the two are soon kissing and rubbing each others bodies.

Vanessa’s boobs look huge as noted in my original review. They are way too unnatural looking for my tastes. They stick straight out!  In my view they always look better with tight tops or a bra on, rather than naked. In any event, her nipples look gigantic here. 

The two kiss and grope and remove clothes. Shyla soon goes down on Vanessa.  Vanessa quickly removes some lint from her pussy.  Seriously.  They couldn’t edit this out?  It doesn’t seem to lead to any big climax  or anything.  Eh, that wasn't very good. 

They swap positions and now Vanessa is going down on Shyla.   Shyla is of course great being eaten. She can’t stay still.  She moans.  She announces she is going to cum in Vanessa’s mouth. 

Then Shyla gets on top of Vanessa and kisses and grinds on her.  And that is the scene.   This seems really formulaic. Like I have seen these exact same Shyla moves with other actresses, just a lot better.  It’s not bad but it isn’t really doing anything for me either. Maybe I just need a Shyla break. 

This was absolutely nothing special.  I sometimes see the value in the simple scene, or something very straightforward.  This one just did nothing for me.  ***  

If we call a bang average scene two and a half stars, this would be it.  Add a half for Shyla looking great and having a fun orgasm.  But seriously, this is not worth tracking down or watching.