Friday, December 23, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 116

Lesbian Triangles 34 Scene 1 Review with Penny Pax and Vanessa Veracruz

Scarlet Red and Star Nine are looking at Scarlet's aunts old vintage lingerie. Being transparent, this vintage lingerie stuff is just not for me.  I like sexy, not pin up style looks.  Scarlet wants to hook up Vanessa with Penny. Vanessa is always staring at Penny but won’t admit she is a lesbian. Scarlet wants to guide Vanessa out of the closet.

All four are now together and trying on the vintage lingerie. Vanessa is the only one in black.  She looks the best.  Scarlet is taking pics and video using vintage cameras.  They find a paddle and decide that Penny needs a spanking. And  Penny is acting excessively shy.  This intro is excessively long. This has been going 14 mins so far 

They are trying to get Penny and Vanessa to kiss.  Vanessa kisses Penny and it is quite aggressive.  So much for her being in the closet. They have a kissing contest and Star and Scarlet far exceed what Penny and Vanessa did.  In order to win a bet, Penny and Vanessa need to have a kiss that exceeds that one.  So Vanessa kisses Penny and pulls down her bra to suck on her boob. She then pulls her own boob out. Soon Vanessa and a Penny are kissing and Vanessa is stroking Penny’s fat pussy.  Seriously it took 23 mins to get to this point. WTF!!

Scarlet and Star leave as the two get into it. I can’t review a Penny scene without commenting on her giant pussy. I love it.  I love the size.  I love how wet it gets.  I really adore Penny's whole body, and this comes from someone who prefers small boobs!  Alas, the last few Penny scene's I have reviewed have missed the mark ... although the one with Sovereign Sure had the potential to be so great. 

Vanessa plays around with Penny’s pussy before they each ditch the bras and are playing with each others boobs. Vanessa goes down on Penny first. It is always a great seeing Penny squirm and grind when being eaten.

Penny strips Vanessa of her stockings.  Then she pulls her panties aside and licks Vanessa like mad. Sadly this also involves Penny spitting in her pussy. This starts Vanessa with the “I love when you lick my clit talk”.  She talks for about 90 seconds until she cums.  Penny who was shy and embarrassed 15 mins before tells Vanessa she loves the taste of her pussy. 

Penny rides Vanessa’s face which normally would be great. It’s not bad, but she has all of this old time lingerie still on that we can’t enjoy Penny’s body fully.   Penny asks if she can cum on Vanessa’s face and her “pretty little mouth”.  Seriously how does a shy inexperienced girl suddenly talk like this?  Penny also licks her juices off of Vanessa’s face.  

Vanesa’s panties finally cum off and Penny fingers her from behind while occasionally licking her ass. Vanessa grinds to a nice orgasm.  They trib to end the scene. Vanessa’s big bolt ons look so unnatural here. In really hate boobs that have literally no natural sag to them.  They aren’t a train wreck but they look way better when she is clothed. 

They tell each other they love one another at the end. 

I didn’t really like this. It had a few moments.  But all in all I was massively let down. I didn’t like the length. Way too long and convoluted. Didn’t like the lingerie. Didn’t like how suddenly shy or in the closet girls suddenly talk like porn stars. And the sex was just ok. Can’t you just give them a simple reason to fuck and then let them go at it?   These are hot women ... why does it have to be so convoluted, complex, silly, and unnatural?  **



































Thursday, December 22, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 115

Allie Haze Loves Girls Scene 3 Review with Allie Haze and Jayden Cole

I was a little dubious of this one.  To be honest, I am not sure I have ever seen a great Allie Haze scene.  I mean she looks great.  But she isn't really wild, nor is she especially sensual or passionate.  To me she is usually just a hot girl having sex on camera, but never anything memorable.  Anyway, onto the scene.

Some pre interviews with Allie and Jayden (who looks amazing) in black bra and panties and Dana Vespoli (the director). Some frank talk about the girls boobs.  Dana likes Allie’s nipples. Me too.  Sadly Jayden changes out of her lingerie.  After watching this, watching her dance around in this "outfit" was one of the highlights. 

I don’t really give a shit about these interviews.  Boring.  I don’t care about these actresses “stories”.  Now interview the GFF bed with the headboard about the wild stuff that has seen … I am in.  But I don’t care about Allie’s or Jayden’s backgrounds. Jayden talks. Then they talk together.  Blah blah.  Honestly, I think these interviews make the scenes boring and it takes a wild session to actually make the sex even remotely interesting. 

14 mins in we get the first kiss. Wow that was boring until now. 

They head to an outdoor bed and resume kissing. Allie sucks on Jayden’s boobs first.  Then Jayden takes Allie’s top off. This is an incredible contrast in boob size. And Allie’s nipples are as amazing as ever.  So brown.  Jayden is completely shaved this day. Allie buries her face down there. Holy shit this looks amazing. Jayden asks for a finger inside her. Jayden has a real quick orgasm. Nothing outrageous though. 

They swap positions.  Allie’s nipples looking extra brown while she lies back,  You can hear a plane fly overhead at one point.  That is so odd.  Jayden gets on top to trib. They grind.  They whimper. But neither of these two is taking the lead to make this much of a scene.  They look amazing. But it is pretty clear this is just girls going through the motions, shooting a scene, and making some bank. 

They 69 for a bit. Then Allie twerks on Jayden’s face.  They switch roles with Jayden on top.  Then Allie makes Jayden turn around. So we see Jayden on top riding Allie’s face. Ok it took 34 mins but business has finally picked up in this scene!! Jayden cums almost immediately. 

Jayden sits back and Allie slowly rubs her clit. Jayden flips the positions and starts licking Allie who has a monster orgasm at least for her. Pretty tame on the Carter Cruise scale of orgasms.  They straddle one another and they talk about how they each want to cum one more time.  Then Allie fingers Jayden to the best orgasm of the scene while she sucks her boob. 

As an aside, they chatted the whole scene too. I wasn’t much of a fan of that. 

As a whole this scene was not good.  The setup sucks. The sex was absolutely by the book let’s shoot a sex scene stuff.  It was saved by how amazing the two look and how hot Jayden was for those 30 seconds when she rode Allie’s face.  Jayden’s last orgasm was pretty great too. 

I don’t know. Maybe ***1/2.  The sex was probably **1/2 and the women *****  Maybe that grade on the sex is a little low.  It just wasn't blow away.  Sometimes you watch a scene, and after you just know it was great, and that the two women just killed it.  That wasn't this.

I guess my main take away is that Dana probably shoots more scenes that underwhelm me than anyone else.  And chalk this up as another ok Allie scene.  If you like very hot girls having sex, with the occasional really hot moment, by all means check this out.  

So in summary, incredible hot women and ***1/2.