Tuesday, December 6, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 108

Bus Stops 3 Scene 1 Review with Amber Chase and India Summer 

A bunch of lesbians seem to be taking a road trip in a VW van.  This includes P, Amber, and India.  Later, KC Kelly is talking to Amber and India about how P stole from her. No idea.  It’s just obvious Amber and India want to fuck. They are staying in KC’s spare room and use her shower. 

The naked India starts kissing the toweled Amber. Can we just agree Amber looks a million times better with natural boobs? Her small boobs and big nipples are just an all time great combo 

Both girls in pig tails!!  Besides glasses this is a fetish of mine.  This scene is a natural and small boob lovers dream. They each take lots of time exploring the others boobs.

India licks but mostly fingers Amber to our first orgasm. Amber starts rubbing her pussy on India’s thigh. India even chokes her for a moment.  It’s then India’s turn who gets fingered by Amber and then has her clit licked. The licking turns into mostly fingering. India says he is cumming all over but it doesn’t really seem like it. 

They get into a scissoring/tribbing position with Amber on top. This looks incredible and they each seem completely into it.  Not sure why but we get a long close up of India’s boobs.  I am not complaining I just like seeing Amber. Amber announced she is cumming!  And then she collapses on the bed. 

This leads to India devouring Amber’s pussy until Amber tells her “she is going to make her cum so hard”.  A pretty tiny orgasm for cumming so hard. She did grip the sheets though.   They scissor again until India positions Amber on her stomach while she rubs her pussy on Amber’s back,  Which is our last action of the scene. 

This was good. Nothing wrong with it. But each have had way way better scenes.  This rating more reflects the natural bodies (at the time) and how good they looked.  I would give this a watch but don’t expect anything really magical.  Just a couple of pros putting in a days work and looking fantastic while doing so. I get every scene can’t be 5 stars. But honestly I had hoped for a lot more from this. ***3/4






















Monday, December 5, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 107

Lesbian Strap on Bosses 2 Scene 4 Review with Charlotte Stokely and Penny Pax

It’s against my best judgement to watch this but I really like Penny so giving it a watch.  I really hate props and gimmicks in lesbian porn.  When it is in the title of the movie, I am pretty sure it isn't for me.  

Charlotte is a bitchy college student who has nerdy Penny do her homework for her. Penny is wearing glasses!!  And a little choker too. What a bonus.  So Penny wrote a paper for Charlotte.  And  Charlotte promised Penny a spot in the sorority in exchange for doing this homework. But Charlotte has been working behind Penny's back to keep her out of the sorority and back out on the plan.  And Penny is pissed.  She pulls out a strap on and makes Charlotte suck it.  Ok this is terrible and bad and tons of other negative adjectives.  Normally blackmailing and conniving is something I really enjoy this.  This could have been so much better without the prop.  Oh well. 

Penny tells her if she impresses her, maybe she won't tell the Dean about Charlotte's cheating. Meanwhile Charlotte keeps sucking on the dildo.  And Penny starts molesting her.

Penny's top comes off and we see her huge gigantic boobs.  She also strips Charlotte and starts fingering Charlotte. As much as I love Penny, she sure is in some crappy scenes.  This is a complete waste.  I knew just based on the subject that I wasn't going to love this.  But with the hot girls I thought it might be bearable.  I was wrong.  

Penny starts spitting in Charlottes pussy, and Charlotte starts fake moaning while sucking the dildo.  When Penny sucks Charlotte's clit, Charlotte tells her "I guess books aren't the only thing you are good at diving into"  I am not sure I could roll my eyes harder than I did here. 

I have never seen Penny spit so much.  Damn, this scene is hitting tons of things I fucking hate.  Charlotte tells Penny she has really "huge tits", and Penny orders her to worship them. Then she makes Charlotte go down on her and Charlotte obliges with a very weird pussy eating technique.

After the finally actually kiss as Charlotte comments on how wet Penny was. Penny decides its time for Charlotte to get fucked  and she puts on the harness while Charlotte sucks on the dildo some more. Once Penny has the dildo on, she makes Charlotte show her how good she is at sucking cock. I don’t watch lesbian porn to hear Penny say suck my cock. I have pretty much tuned this one out by now.

Charlotte sucks Penny. Then she rides her on top. And they talk non stop.  Charlotte lies on her back. Penny fucks her this way now. Penny makes her call herself a slut.  Charlotte does reach up and touch Penny’s boobs while she is getting fucked.  And then she fingers herself to an orgasm while Penny fucks her.

The strap on comes off and Charlotte licks Penny’s big pussy. Then she puts the dildo in Penny. Penny looks really good lying back. That’s all the good will say about this. Penny rubs her clit while the dildo is in her and now she cums.  They get in a 69 position while the dildo is still in Penny. Finally they put me out of my misery and they kiss really weirdly to end the scene. 

I don’t know what to say here. This was all time terrible. This was everything I hate about porn. The only thing I liked was seeing Penny.  But that isn't nearly enough to make me think this even approached anything decent. Normally I might say something like "Penny kept her glasses on the whole scene and so and extra star for that."  Not today.  Fuck this scene.  *
















 

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 106

Lesbian House Hunters 6 Scene 4 Review with Dia Zerva and Elexis Monroe

Elexis arrives at Dia’s house. One of Elexis’s friends engagement is ending. And that friend was going to buy a property from Dia. Elexis lent her friend the money for the deposit. Dia is annoyed because she is losing money now. Lots of talk about escrow and contracts and and timelines and such.  Too much thought required here to follow this story. I just want to watch them fuck. Ha ha. 

Well it turns out the friend is really Elexis’s sister. Dia will work to get Elexis her money back.  So Elexis is happy now. And then Dia tells Elexis she has to work things off.  And leads her to the bedroom.  Well of course this was how this was going to play out. 

The house is huge. And this bedroom is tiny.  Clearly not the master bedroom which Dia would use as her room.  But details never really matter in this scenes. 

Elexis’s sister told Dia that Elexis was a lesbian so Dia is ready to make her earn her money back.  Elexis quickly realizes she has to fuck to get her money back.  And thus we get  Dia quickly starting to maul Elexis 

Dia looks really stacked in a tight sweater. Both of these women are fantastic looking.  All natural and beautiful.  It's a shame more stars are not like them.  

They wrap Dia’s belt around their necks like they are choking each other. Then Dia bound Elexis’s hands with the belt. Elexis starts feeling Dia’s boobs with her feet since her legs are bound. Dia is dominating and mauling Elexis. Each breathing heavy. They kiss and grind against each other. Amazing passion between the two.  

Elexis starts licking Dia through her leggings. WTF is that about? Dia cums but what they fuck is the point of leaving leggings on? This scene could be magical and instead it is so fucking weird. Maybe people have a leggings fetish that they trying to serve here?  They get into a 69 and Elexis still has her panties on too. Dia eventually pulls Elexis’s panties aside and she cums hard. But this is just too weird. 

They kiss some as they regain their breath. Then a camera break and they are now both naked. Finally! Elexis (with the belt still around her neck) now goes down on Dia. It’s also a lot slower and less passionate than before. This really makes no sense from a scene layout perspective.  A combo of tongues and fingers sends Dia over the top in orgasms

Dia is now on top grinding against Elexis and suddenly there is a dual headed dildo in Elexis’s pussy.  WTF?  They completely cut out the footage of that being introduced. This has to be one of weirdest and worst directed and edited scenes of all time.  Dia is now banging Elexis from behind.  Elexis looks good being fucked. She cums. Blah blah blah. Props in lesbian sex are not my thing. 

Dia is now behind her kind of choking and rubbing her clit.  Elexis is certainly getting a workout here cumming tons.  Elexis wants to give Dia a final orgasm. So Dia puts two clothespins on her nipples and Elexis breaks out a big wand vibrator. Well this certainly took a detour I wasn’t expecting 

This fucking sucked. Terrible direction and editing. Great looking women. Lots of passion to start.  But way too many props and gimmicks.  Would it have been the worst thing to just let the two of them fuck?  Also the first 5 mins was way too complicated for porn. I want to shut my brain off and watch hot women fuck.  Not follow a legal trail.  This is probably the worst scene I have scene either of these two in. ** for the hotness and effort. But did this ever suck!