DK Reviews a Random Scene100

Notebook Confessions Scene 3 Review with Gina Valentina, Cadey Mercury, and Kenzie Reeves 

I have hit 100 "random" reviews.  This one wasn't so random.  If you read my MDEC reviews, you might remember I developed a massive crush on Cadey Mercury.  I quickly tracked down all of her lesbian scenes, and this was the last one left to review.  I figured review 100 ... let's go out on Cadey with a bang!

Sadly, it will be more of a whimper than a bang.  This scene fucking sucked.  It was everything I hate about modern porn wrapped into one 45 minute package.  So let's discuss. 

Cadey wants to hang out with her roommate Kenzie after school but Kenzie is very distracted.  Cadey asks her out to dinner but Kenzie has a test to study for.  After Cadey leaves, Kenzie gets a devious look on her face.  Later Gina and Kenzie are studying when Cadey comes home. Cadey is clearly upset.  But Kenzie and Gina have something else up their sleeve to cheer her up. 

Cadey has red hair.  Haven’t seen that look on her before.  I don't like it.  She is so cute with her natural hair.  And in this look, all her roots are still brown, so it doesn't look great, in my opinion. 

Gina and Kenzie start hitting on Cadey.  Cadey wants to be with Kenzie.  Gina likes Cadey. Kenzie likes Gina. Seems like a disaster to me. Ha ha. Gina looks awesome. She is quite the babe. She puts full court press on Cadey who is reluctant.  She is touching and feeling and kissing Cadey. Cadey doesn’t want Kenzie to walk in but Gina doesn’t take no for an answer and starts stripping her.

Once Gina is sucking on Cadey’s boobs, Kenzie walks in and assures her it is all ok.  So threesome here we go.  Kenzie is hot too. She has pretty incredible nipples. But she has a giant tattoo across her chest which isn’t my favorite. I do fear she is going to talk too much though as she doesn't shut up once she becomes involved. 

Kenzie asks Cadey is she is ready for this “fat pussy”. She pulls her shorts aside and she has a gigantic Penny Pax like vulva. Soon Kenzie is riding Cadey’s face while Gina eats Cadey.  Kenzie does indeed talk too much. She clearly feels the need to play narrator.  She tells Cadey to spit on her pussy. And there it is.  The moment this scene went off the rails.  Gina is spitting  on her hand before fingering Cadey. She then climbs up to trib her. 

Oh fuck.  Gina starts spitting in Cadey’s mouth.  Wow they have basically made this scene complete shit.  It held so much promise.  

Cadey climbs up to ride Gina’s face while Kenzie licks Gina. Still Kenzie won’t shut up equal parts narrating, giving orders, and fake moaning.   Kenzie orders Cadey to “eat that sweet box” and so she goes down on Gina. Meanwhile Kenzie licks Cadey’s ass and I can’t believe how bad this is. Amazing what a complete shit show this scene is.   They finger each other.  They swap roles and now Kenzie is getting licked by Gina and Cadey eats Gina from behind.  Kenzie’s body shook some when she came from being fingered.  I liked that. But then right back to fake moaning and talking. Kenzi rides Cadey’s face for a cum. I really like her body and shaved giant pussy lips. It’s a shame she sucks as a performer. 

Cadey cums getting fingered by Gina. She celebrates by spitting more into Kenzie. Kenzi climbs up to trib Cadey who cums hard.  Then they decide to “Eiffel Tower this bitch” and Kenzie sits on Cadey’s face while Gina tribs her.   Cadey makes both of them cum. 

I am sure I missed lots of details of what happened. To be honest early on I just gave up on paying close attention and taking notes. 

So this really sucked.   I can’t believe they took such a simple formula for being fun and great … hot  young girls in a threesome and completely ruined it.  This is some of the fakest most unrealistic shit I have ever seen.  Spitting. Fake noises.  Narration. All the shit I think ruins modern porn. All ratcheted up to the max for this scene.   They even fucked on a couch ... if there is a scene that deserves a bed more than any, it is group sex. Some beautiful girls fucking but even that can’t save how dreadful this was. *1/2

If there ever was a scene to just look at pictures, and skip watching it, this is it.  So enjoy the pics.

Lesbian Babysitters 15 Review

This was not my favorite Episode at all.  In fact of all the ones I have watched to date, this is probably my least favorite.  It didn't have any storyline, it was just four scenes that involved babysitters.  I actually liked some of the stories, but the sex, and some of the actress ... well I didn't enjoy them nearly as much.  I liked the first scene, but the rest didn't do anything for me all.  So let's discuss. 

Abella Danger is on the couch with a stuffed animal when Brandi Love comes home. Abella is upset because Brandi's husband has been hitting on her including sending her dick pics. Abella wanted to quit but she is attached to the baby and Brandi. Abella feels quilty that she is breaking up a family by telling Brandi all of this.   Of course they start kissing.  Brandi whispers she has wanted this to happen for so long. Another LB couch scene.  Seriously.  Abella's top is off quickly, and she isn't waring a bra. She also pops Brandi’s boobs out pretty quickly.   Brandi is amazing and gorgeous.  Every scene she does is usually great.  She looks incredible.    Even her implants, which is an area I can often criticize the mature actress for (either too big or too poorly done), are really spot on great looking. Probably a tad big for what I would approve of, but they really look great so no complaints from me.   Back to it, Abella is squeezing Brandi from behind which is one of my favorite moves. Abella also rubs Brandi’s clit while in the same position.  Brandi looks killer in red lingerie. Brandi gets to taste Abella first. Abella cries she is very good at it. She pulls Brandi’s face hard into her pussy and she jerks her hips. Abella’s small fat boobs look amazing here too.  Abella begs Brandi to taste her but they passionately make out for a bit first.  Brandi rocks herself on Abella and has a little orgasm. Her first in a long time she says.  Abella climbs up and sits on Brandi’s face.  Oh how I wish this was a straight on view. Abella begs “please please please”.  She cums nicely. And she shakes her ass all over Brandi’s face. I liked the moans she made as she came.  Abella licks Brandi’s feet for a moment before the enter into an energetic 69. Brandi shakes her ass all over Abella’s face.  The kissing in this is great. It’s so sloppy that I love it. Brandi positions them in a scissors position and Brandi orders he to cum “all over my pussy”.  Abella is a good girl and does as directed.  She goes completely silent when she cums.   She looks great in this position as well.   Abella gives Brandi one last pussy licking to end the scene.  Abella really likes Brandi’s feet. She licks them three different times!  Brandi promises to take care of Abella.  I really liked this.  Both actresses.  The sex was good.  My issue was it was way too short. If this had been 30 mins it would have been a classic.  Still very enjoyable. ****

Silvia Saige finds Sofi Ryan sleeping on the couch. Sofi missed picking up the kid and tells Silvia she can fire her for being irresponsible.  Sofi’s parents have cut her off because she is a lesbian and now she needs multiple jobs so she is so over tired. Silvia offers her a live in position where she doesn't need to pay rent and they immediately start kissing.  Pretty implausible but it is porn.  Silvia is sucking on Sofi’s massive braless boobs within seconds of them kissing  Sofi has knuckle tattoos like she just got out of prison. Not sure that is a good look for a teenage babysitter. This is our second couch scene in a row as well I should note.  Silvia bends Sofi offer and is almost instantly fingering her hole. Sofi makes a little too much porn noise for my tastes.   Actually it is way too much noise for my tastes.  The first time in this series it is really apparent and distracting.  But she does have really big naturals so i won’t hold it too much against her.  Meanwhile Silvia is our typical mother in all these series. Large fake implants that are way too firm looking.  They actually look like layered cones and not boobs. It’s too bad because she would be a great looking mature actress if she were all natural. Sofi gets behind her and licks her pussy and asshole , then fingers her clit.  They swap licking pussies then Silvia climbs up and rides Sofi’s face.  She reaches back and rubs Sofi’s clit while she does this.  They grind against one another while Silvia squeezes Sofi’s boobs. In addition to Sofi fake moaning the whole time, she calls Silvia sexy and hot about every 2-3 minutes.  Sofi finger fucks Silvia to end things.  This sucked. The only saving grace was Sofi’s big tits which earns it an additional half star from me. Otherwise this was trash.  There is a way to do modern porn with lots of moaning. This wasn’t it.  ** 

Jessica Rex is babysitting for Cory Chase and goes to clean up in the bedroom.  She finds Cory's massager vibrator on the side of her bed and well it doesn't take much thought to guess what happens here.  She finishes cleaning and then goes back to try the vibrator, and of course Cory catches her in the act.  Cory takes the vibrator, puts it back on Jessica's pussy (over her leggings) and then starts kissing her while she rubs the vibrator on her.  This scenario is great!  I love it.  The babysitter "there for you" after the partner has cheated on them has been a bit played out in this series.  So this is fantastic. Soon Cory has her hand down Jessica's pants and removes her top.  Both look pretty damn amazing.  Cory looks extra sexy in her glasses.  I really like Jessica's body.  She seems taller than most actresses (that is just my perception) and her boobs are just a little more than a handful.  So nice.  Cory on the other hand went too big  and firm in the implant department ... in other words too damn fake.   While I really like her as a performer, I always find the boobs just a bit distracting.  They soon both are naked, still kissing and Cory rubbing the vibrator now all over Jessica's shaved pussy. Jessica is screaming "fuck yes" and "yeah yeah yeah".  I hadn't noticed before but she has really large pussy lips.  Not Elsa Jean size, but still big. Cory positions Jessica on her hands and knees and rubs the wand all over her clit for a big cum. Cory sits back and Jessica thinks about using the vibrator but instead licks Cory.  This lasts a second before she decides to lube up Cory with her spit and it just hangs from her mouth for a 2-3 seconds.  Gross.  She then breaks out the vibrator and rubs it all over Cory's pussy.   Jessica also rubs her own clit while this is going on.   Cory lies back and Jessica then starts licking her  before they kiss a bit as the scene ends. This scene was ok ... not a huge fans of props and it dominated this scene.  I also don't need to see a spit ball hanging from someones lips for multiple seconds.   I have seen each of these two have way better scenes than this. **1/2

Aubrey Sinclair finds Phoenix Marie’s strap on while cleaning.  She calls a friend to tell her about it as Phoenix walks in on her. Aubrey is really hot.  What a beautiful face and body. Way too much make up on (covering up acne marks) though. As for Phoenix. Lots of people like her. She is just not my bag so to speak.  Phoenix starts domming and molesting Aubrey. Sadly this happens on a couch. Our third couch scene of the video. Aubrey is not wearing a bra. Not sure why after so many reviews here this still cracks me up.  I just know females enough to know you aren't going to a babysitting job without a bra on. Phoenix tells Aubrey not to touch toys that aren’t hers. She also promises to make her her own toy. Phoenix spanks Aubrey. Phoenix is really enjoying owning and molesting Aubrey.  Roughly slapping. Putting her feet in her mouth.  Phoenix orders Aubrey to spit into her pussy and follows up by making her lick it.  The strap on soon makes its way onto Phoenix who makes Aubrey deep throat it and she drools all over herself. Phoenix makes her say she is a slut.  I like dom scenes but Phoenix making Aubrey suck her fake cock is just not what I want in a lesbian scene. Phoenix starts fucking Aubrey and she cums almost immediately. First on her back. Then on top.  Aubrey then jerks the fake cock while licking Phoenix’s pussy.  Lots of spit too. Fuck this, not my thing at all.  I do appreciate Aubrey being a mess by this point but to be honest if I wanted a scene like this I would just watch her with a guy.  Phoenix makes her suck the cock again and then fucks her in the ass. No lube. Ha ha. Hopefully she was lubbed up before this started.  The cock slid in pretty easily.  Phoenix fucks her for a while like this and Aubrey begs for more which she gets this time in her pussy.  At the conclusion Phoenix is rubbing Aubrey’s clit with the cock still inside her. Aubrey was great (minus the spitting).  But this scene not for me at all. This is probably a four star scene with a guy. But I don’t need to hear “give me that dick” in lesbian porn.  *3/4

Overall - Well first and foremost, I am over couch sex.  And the only worthwhile scene was the first.  Brandi and Abella were both great.  The rest of this is entirely skippable.  

Awards:

• MVP - It is going to be one of those episodes were all the awards come from one scene.  Brandi is an all time great and she showed it here.
• Hottest - Brandi over Abella, although it isn't really all that close.  I like Abella, but Brandi is on another level.
• Best Mother - Brandi
• Best Babysitter - Abella
• Biggest Surprise / Under the Radar - Sofi for having those really nice and large natural boobs
• Best Scene - Brandi and Abella

Scenes:

• Brandi Love and Abella Danger ****
• Silvia Saige and Sofi Ryan  **
• Corey Chase and Jessica Rex **1/2
• Phoenix Marie and Aubrey Sinclair *3/4

DK Reviews a Random Scene 99

Lesbian Psychodramas 31 Scene 3 Review with Cherie DeVille and Elsa Jean

Elsa was artificially inseminated and had the “Turkey basted” bronzed for her baby.  She never wants a man inside her.  Ha ha.  She bought celebrity sperm from Chicago. And  Cherie is going to marry her.  They met when Elsa was in a psychiatric ward and Cherie was her nurse.   P is going to be her midwife for the birth.   If it’s a boy they will make it a trans girl at the age 12. Angela White  thinks they are all nuts and I agree.  They want to hire Angela to provide extra milk since she has “big tits”. Ha ha ha. Now they are injecting her boobs with hormones This is absolutely ridiculous.  As stupid and implausible as this is, it made me laugh multiple times.  Especially hiring of Angela because she has big boobs. 

Now Elsa and Cherie are in the awful medieval bedroom with the golden headboard.  Fuck this bed.  Each are in lingerie and start kissing. Lots of light kissing, nothing all that passionate or sensual. But Cherie gets on top to grind and trib with panties on and it actually looks and sounds quite erotic. Cherie stops her to make her wait. Tells Elsa  “not yet”. 

Cherie strips Elsa down and starts licking her pussy. Elsa has her legs back by her ears. Elsa turns it around on Cherie. I am not sure Cherie’s boobs have ever looked so good. Elsa sucks on her boobs and rubs Cherie’s pussy, soon leading to removing her panties and licking her pussy. Cherie is so great. She begs her not to stop.  And then she has her orgasm when Elsa keeps going

Cherie gets Elsa on her hands and knees, licks her asshole and fingers her hole. Then Cherie swaps to lying on her back underneath Else and licks Elsa’s pussy while Elsa twerks on her face.  Elsa seems incapable of a big orgasm. So they just move on. This scene would be so much better with someone other than Elsa. She is just boring.  So fucking boring.

I guess I just don't get the appeal of Elsa.  Most people like small petite blondes.  That I understand.  Me personally, I am indifferent on her looks.  I just find her uninspiring in her lesbian scenes.  It's funny in that I am clearly on an island here.  If I look on xHamster, she has nearly a 1000 videos.  So lots of people clearly like watching her fuck.  Maybe it is the idea of such a petite girl taking a huge cock.  I don't know.  I just don't understand the appeal.  

Back to our review, Cherie is on her back and Elsa fingers bangs her.  Some nice kissing between the two.  Finally some passion!  Cherie begs her to suck her nipples and then has a massive cum.  So good. They both are on their knees and Cherie fingers Elsa while she gyrates on Cherie’s hand. Finally a hard cum for Elsa. Then Cherie grinds on Elsa thigh   Ok that was pretty hot.

Cherie lies back and Elsa licks her from her asshole to clit.  Cherie is shaved bald for this scene and looks awesome.  A lovely pussy close up. Cherie is begging Elsa not to stop again. And then lots of “there there there”. Another nice cum for Cherie. They kiss and then Elsa gets on top to trib Cherie. Disappointing as Cherie always looks the best on top. We kind of see Elsa’s massive pussy from this view. Cherie lies Elsa back and rubs her pussy. Then we get a great view of that massive Elsa pussy sticking out a good half inch past her crotch area.  Cherie licks her for a bit and then up to kiss more and suck her boobs. Now we get Cherie tribbing on top. I wish it was the reverse view but we do get to see Cherie’s killer ass. Sadly it doesn’t last long and they cuddle to end the scene

This was weird.  The story was weird but comical at times. Elsa was boring as usual. We didn’t even see much of her best feature. Cherie was great though making this more than watchable and salvaging someone out of nothing.  I would argue Cherie is up there with Melissa Monet as my favorite and best mature performers of the last 15 years or so.   ****