Saturday, October 22, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 99

Lesbian Psychodramas 31 Scene 3 Review with Cherie DeVille and Elsa Jean

Elsa was artificially inseminated and had the “Turkey basted” bronzed for her baby.  She never wants a man inside her.  Ha ha.  She bought celebrity sperm from Chicago. And  Cherie is going to marry her.  They met when Elsa was in a psychiatric ward and Cherie was her nurse.   P is going to be her midwife for the birth.   If it’s a boy they will make it a trans girl at the age 12. Angela White  thinks they are all nuts and I agree.  They want to hire Angela to provide extra milk since she has “big tits”. Ha ha ha. Now they are injecting her boobs with hormones This is absolutely ridiculous.  As stupid and implausible as this is, it made me laugh multiple times.  Especially hiring of Angela because she has big boobs. 

Now Elsa and Cherie are in the awful medieval bedroom with the golden headboard.  Fuck this bed.  Each are in lingerie and start kissing. Lots of light kissing, nothing all that passionate or sensual. But Cherie gets on top to grind and trib with panties on and it actually looks and sounds quite erotic. Cherie stops her to make her wait. Tells Elsa  “not yet”. 

Cherie strips Elsa down and starts licking her pussy. Elsa has her legs back by her ears. Elsa turns it around on Cherie. I am not sure Cherie’s boobs have ever looked so good. Elsa sucks on her boobs and rubs Cherie’s pussy, soon leading to removing her panties and licking her pussy. Cherie is so great. She begs her not to stop.  And then she has her orgasm when Elsa keeps going

Cherie gets Elsa on her hands and knees, licks her asshole and fingers her hole. Then Cherie swaps to lying on her back underneath Else and licks Elsa’s pussy while Elsa twerks on her face.  Elsa seems incapable of a big orgasm. So they just move on. This scene would be so much better with someone other than Elsa. She is just boring.  So fucking boring.

I guess I just don't get the appeal of Elsa.  Most people like small petite blondes.  That I understand.  Me personally, I am indifferent on her looks.  I just find her uninspiring in her lesbian scenes.  It's funny in that I am clearly on an island here.  If I look on xHamster, she has nearly a 1000 videos.  So lots of people clearly like watching her fuck.  Maybe it is the idea of such a petite girl taking a huge cock.  I don't know.  I just don't understand the appeal.  

Back to our review, Cherie is on her back and Elsa fingers bangs her.  Some nice kissing between the two.  Finally some passion!  Cherie begs her to suck her nipples and then has a massive cum.  So good. They both are on their knees and Cherie fingers Elsa while she gyrates on Cherie’s hand. Finally a hard cum for Elsa. Then Cherie grinds on Elsa thigh   Ok that was pretty hot.

Cherie lies back and Elsa licks her from her asshole to clit.  Cherie is shaved bald for this scene and looks awesome.  A lovely pussy close up. Cherie is begging Elsa not to stop again. And then lots of “there there there”. Another nice cum for Cherie. They kiss and then Elsa gets on top to trib Cherie. Disappointing as Cherie always looks the best on top. We kind of see Elsa’s massive pussy from this view. Cherie lies Elsa back and rubs her pussy. Then we get a great view of that massive Elsa pussy sticking out a good half inch past her crotch area.  Cherie licks her for a bit and then up to kiss more and suck her boobs. Now we get Cherie tribbing on top. I wish it was the reverse view but we do get to see Cherie’s killer ass. Sadly it doesn’t last long and they cuddle to end the scene

This was weird.  The story was weird but comical at times. Elsa was boring as usual. We didn’t even see much of her best feature. Cherie was great though making this more than watchable and salvaging someone out of nothing.  I would argue Cherie is up there with Melissa Monet as my favorite and best mature performers of the last 15 years or so.   ****






















Friday, October 21, 2022

Thursday, October 20, 2022

DK Reviews a Random Scene 98

Netskirts 12 Scene 2 Review with Jelena Jensen and Lily Carter 

Jelena is having wine with someone about some issue.  Not quite sure who the girl in blue is.  She looks familiar but I am drawing a blank. I should know her, and it is probably obvious.  But she isn't in the credits, and I can't place her.  They are using fake names, I can’t be bothered to figure them out.  

Lily arrives apparently for Jelena. She gets sat down on the same couch as Jelena.  The girl in the blue is stepsisters with Lily.  Lily is apparently living a lesbian lifestyle. And Jelena is into girls too. 

I honestly have no idea what is happening here except that Lily and Jelena are both lesbians.  No idea how this is related to Netskirts.  No idea who the third girl is.  Just confusion ... can we at least get on with the sex?

They both lead Lily to the bedroom to see if she has chemistry with Jelena.  Ha ha ha.  I love these type of ridiculousness.   They make Lily lie down and start stroking her and touching her. Lily’s stepsister is busy touching her and Lily puts up no fight.  Jelena touches her too.  I honestly have no clue what is happening here though. 

Jelena pulls down her top so Lily can suck her boob.  Meanwhile the blue shirt girl puts her hand down Lily’s panties.   Very normal sisterly behavior.  Jelena has huge boobs and Lily is enjoying sucking on them.  The two start stripping Lily saying they need to see what she has under her clothes.  Lily’s boobs are spectacular as always. Jelena is enjoying feeling them.  They also make Lily finger herself.   Lily and Jelena start kissing. The blue girl finally leaves and we finally gets one on one action.  It only took 15 mins.  Sigh. 

Lily goes back to work on Jelena’s big boobs. Lots of attention paid to each of the girls.  Lily ends up on her back and Jelena begins a slow sensual exploration of her body. When she gets to her pussy, we finally get some noise in the scene as Lily starts moaning and has a brief intense orgasm.

Lily spends some more time on Jelena’s boobs and then makes her way to her pussy.  Jelena is looking pretty hairy in this scene with lots of hair around the lips where most actresses keep trimmed or shaved.  Lily does a good job on her as soon Jelena is having her own brief intense orgasm. 

More kissing and boob sucking. They finger each other a bit until Jelena has Lily lie on her back for a strong finger fucking, resulting in another small Lily  cum.  Jelena keeps going and Lily cums hard and loudly.  Finally a really strong orgasm!

Jelena grinds on her some and then goes down on Lily’s pussy again. Soon Lily is rubbing her clit while Jelena is fingering her hole.  Another Lily orgasm. They kiss for a moment before Jelena climbs up and sits on Lily’s face.  Wow this view is immense. After she cums, Jelena drops into a 69. 

More sensual kissing on their knees before Lily goes back to work on Jelena’s boobs and soon her fingers find their way inside Jelena. Then she is grinding on Jelena before she goes down on Jelena’s pussy one last time.  Jelena’s boobs look so big and round here.  This leads to a hard orgasm for Jelena. 

They kiss and cuddle the last few minutes. 

This was a long scene.  50 mins. The story didn’t make sense to me, although I did enjoy the prosperousness of having to see if the two had "chemistry".  I suppose the step sister fingering Lily could be seen as naughty too.  And I should add the sex felt like it just went on and on. It was good but to me it was missing something that could have made it great. It never seemed to get to that next level where I just love what I am seeing. Still as I have said a lot recently … it is a couple of gorgeous girls fucking. So worth a watch.  ***3/4