DK Reviews a Random Scene 91

Lesbian Legal 11 Scene 1  Review with Carter Cruise and Quinn Wilde

This is a long ass scene. 57 mins!!

Carter calls P freaking out from back of a limo. She has a gun and says Quinn is dead. Quinn was covered in blood and Carter is now running from the police. P is an all time terrible actress. Who would ever think she is a lawyer?  Carter comes back and P visits her while she is under some sort of arrest. Jesus that was fast. It is almost like they are meeting in art gallery too. WTF is that about? 

Carter recants her story about her and Quinn being out celebrating and Carter gets jealous about Quinn dancing with other women.They make up and head to the couch to fuck 

Quinn is really beautiful but she has implants at such a young age. And her nipples are so high up on the boob. No idea why people do that. I am sure she would have looked amazing all natural. They kiss on couch and feel each other up. Lots of kissing before Carter gets between Quinn’s legs. Tongue on the clit and two fingers inside.  This is a long pussy eating sequence.  One of the longest I have seen.  It doesn’t lead to any explosive orgasms, it feels like it just went on long just to go long.  Eventually Carter gets two fingers in fingering wildly while Quinn rubs her clit.  Quinn eventually cums but did that ever take a long time.  And then Carter keeps going. Seriously that probably lasted 20 mins.  At the end Quinn says “Oh baby you are going to make me cum” and then Carter stops. I seriously don’t get the direction of this scene at all. 

Quinn is wearing a collar. That is awesome.   My favorite thing so far!! 

Quinn sucks on Carter’s boobs and kisses and licks her. We get some really good kissing while Quinn fingers Carter.  Quinn eventually fingers Carter to a nice cum. Occasionally she adds her mouth to Carter’s clit. Carter actually wriggles so much she pushes the couch apart.   I have never seen that before.  Carter then climbs between Quinn's legs, grinds for a bit then rubs her clit and fingers her hole. They kiss and grind some more and Quinn cums. But honestly I lost interest by this point.  Some more intense kissing to end it. 

In all honesty, this may be the worst scene I have ever seen Carter in.  It’s not bad but also far from great.  Lots of long boring stretches.   Carter’s orgasm, some of the deep kissing, and Quinn's collar were the best  things in it.  ***1/4

After we get more P and Carter talking about the case. But honestly at this point I really don’t care anymore.  Someone killed Quin and I could care less.  Probably not the reaction GFF was going for here. 

Cheer Squad Sleepovers 20 Review

I needed a break from the Lesbian Babysitters project, and I wanted to review an entire movie.  I have had this one on my to do list for a while, and now seemed like a good time to give it a go.

The Cheer Squad series has a lot of the basic storylines I enjoy.  Younger/older, mixed equally with scenes of younger/younger.  They tend to simply put actresses in cheer outfits, with some excuse of a game occurring, hence they are all dressed up.  But really it is just an excuse for the girls to hook up.  And I am all in for that, I don't require all that much depth to what I am watching. 

Violet Starr and Anya Olsen

Anya is masturbating to lesbian porn featuring Alexis Fawx and Elsa Jean. She fantasizes about fucking Alexis herself.  Funny that her fantasy is in the crazy bedroom with the golden headboard.  She rides Alexis’s face. (Note to self, it is Lesbian Seductions 35 ... review this one soon!)  Funny that Alexis is in this movie, fucking with the headboard later on.  Her sister Lena confronts her about watching only lesbian porn   Her videos always go missing.  She asks Anya if she is a lesbian.  Anya admits having a crush on Violet who is a cheerleader at a different school.  Lena suggests they invite them over after their next game together. We find out Violet likes girls which perks up Lena in hopes for Anya. Lena tells the two of them they should get together.   Lena suggests they goto Anya’s bedroom to compare DVDs. 

Anya has never been with a girl so Violet is eager to break her in. Violet has never been with a feminine girl before. She invites Anya on a date.  Anya is nervous but they kiss and Violet tells Anya she can touch her.  Violet pulls up her top which drives Anya crazy seeing her boobs and soon she is sucking away.  The two kiss madly and passionately.  Anya’s top comes off and Violet loves on her boobs some.  

I don’t want to distract from this scene from being great but Anya has quickly morphed into confident porn star.   It’s not even remotely believable it is her first time.  That’s the last I will say it this scene. But this is an annoying GFF trait.  It’s clearly their move from a storyline perspective. 

Anya  gets Violet on her knees and inspects her pussy from behind.  And then from the front.  Before she dives in to taste.  Fingers. Tongue. Reaching up and squeezing her boobs.  Anya goes to work on Violet. Next Violet gets behind Anya and fingers her.  Wow that looks amazing. Anya’s boobs look amazing.  Violet then gets Anya on her knees and licks her ass while she fingers her hole.  Anya calls her a dirty girl. Anya ends up on her back and Violet attacks her pussy. 

I really like Anya.  I destroyed her MDEC scene, but it was crap.  Thanks Raquel Sieb for that.  

Violet makes Anya cum which is really fun. A quick camera cut and Violet is riding Anya’s face.  This looks amazing.   Meanwhile she reaches back and fingers Anya.  Violet almost has a violent orgasm on top of Anya. Violet is talking a lot here which is annoying but not completely over the top to terribly distract. Another camera cut and Violet is on her back getting her pussy licked. Anya climbs up and starts tribbing. Very hot. Her tits on top look immense.

Violet gets on her knees and Anya eats her ass.  Violet then fingers her hole while Anya spits in Violet’s ass. Anya actually says “I love your asshole”   Violet screams loudly that she is cumming.  They transition into Anya riding Violets face in reverse position. Violet switches back and forth between ass and pussy. 

I said I wouldn’t mention it again but this is about the most egregious case of actresses not playing their characters I have ever seen. 20 mins before Anya was completely nervous around Violet now she is getting her asshole licked and twerking on her face. And the two of them ramp up the chatting as the scene goes on. “I love my pussy all over your face” as one extremely cheesy example.  They also ramp up the constant moans which is always annoying. 

Violet gets behind Anya and squeezes her boobs and rubs her clit.   Anya cums again. Then they kiss and finger each other.  Finally they kiss each other to end things.  Anya invites Violet to spend the night. I gather his is how it becomes a sleep over. Ha ha.  The sex in this was great. I mean really really grat. And let’s be honest that is mostly what this is about. But this has so many serious flaws it has to detract some from the rating. But I did really like this flaws and all.  Apparently I am not as grumpy as I could be today.  ****1/4

Does GFF have some data that suggests they sell more films if they pretend it is someone's first time?  Because they go to this storyline A LOT, and then actress is licking assholes 20 mins later.  It makes no sense.

Megan Sage and Lena Paul

Lena is massaging Megan.  Left unsaid ... why is there a massage table in this house? Lena and Megan chat, and talk about their sensitive nipples. Also Megan is straight, so another first time scene. And while Megan is straight she is enjoying Lena massaging her.  She asks Lena to stop doing her breasts because they are too sensitive and it was turning her on. Lena says is so so hot in there that she talks off her tiny top to show her massive guns Soon Lena is fingering Megan's pussy as part of the massage. She rubs her clit in circles and then leans down to kiss her.  She keeps rubbing Megan who has an awesome happy ending to the massage.  This was great.

Lena takes her back into the bedroom where Lena makes more of a move and they start kssing again. Megan is already naked, and it doesn't take long for Lena to get her big boobs out for Megan to suck. Lena goes down on Megan, who just came on the massage table and is now cumming again. Now it is Megan's turn to go down on Lena.  Lena gives instructions which is so much more believable than the first scene.  Lena cums after Megan starts massaging and rubbing her clit.  They get in a 69 where Lena mostly licks Megan, while Megan continues to rub Lena's clit. Lena gets up to ride Megan's face, holy shit what a view.   She doesn't stay vertical long, and they get back into a 69.  But that was glorious while it lasted. Some nice kissing and nipple licking from both of them as a moment to lower the tempo for a bit.  Megan rubs Lena's clit one more time, and we get a final orgasm.   This was awesome!!! ****

Alexis Fawx and Nicole Clitman

Alexis is doing makeup on Nicole. Alexis’s daughter Kristen Scott is jealous that Alexis spends so much time with Nicole. The two have a serious crush on each other and Alexis rubs up on Nicoles’s leg. The next day cheerleaders Kristen and Nicole show up with Nicole’s mom Shy Love. Nicole bring Alexis flowers. The cheerleaders teams lost the game but think they looked better than the other teams cheerleaders. Nicole mentioned to her mother that Alexis is into young women. And that Alexis has captured Nicole’s heart. Shy makes Nicole sit on Alexis’s lap and directs the two of them to touch each other. This is amazing!!

Meanwhile daughter Kristen is mortified. Shy makes Nicole unbutton Alexis’s top and then soon take her boobs out. Shy orders Nicole to go to Alexis bedroom with her. Meanwhile Shy gets to have Kristen.  Ha ha, this has to be one of my favorite storylines ever, even if the execution and acting wasn't all that great.  Alexis was great being embarrassed, Kristen was great being mortified, but Shy was a little weird and plastic in her acting.  

So we get to the crazy bedroom.  Questions - Does Alexis ever fuck people her own age? How many people has Alexis fucked on this bed?

Nicole has been thinking about Alexis nonstop and of course once in the bedroom they start kissing. Pretty good kissing.  Nicole feels and worships Alexis’s breasts. Alexis does her normal mauling of Nicole. Her fingers work furiously in Nicole’s panties  Alexis gets Nicole’s cheer uniform off. Nicole has lovely little boobs that Alexis fondles and sucks. She then finds Nicole’s “special spot” where she licks her clit. Alexis gets her whole mouth on the clit and a finger in her pussy.  Nicole arches her back which is amazing. 

As good as that was it doesn’t lead to any type of larger orgasm.  But Nicole gets behind Alexis and squeezes her boobs while Alexis rubs herself. She then puts Nicole’s hand in her panties. This is awesome. And Alexis looks at her with such lust.  Soon Nicole is licking and fingering Alexis. We see Nicole has a gigantic tattoo on her back which sure detracts from her cuteness and also makes her look a lot less like a young cheerleader 

Alexis has a great orgasm. She is always so incredible fucking these younger girls. Alexis gets on top to grind and then to ride Nicole’s face.  Alexis is great here. She grinds on Nicole’s tongue, holds her head steady and cums again. 

I still think Alexis’s boobs are too big and too firm. But they do look better than so many of her contemporaries.  Alexis kisses Nicole for a bit before she gets on top of her and tribs. This is Alexis  at her finest here. At one point Alexis reaches down and squeezes Nicole’s boob. Soon Alexis is just on top of her erotically kissing her 

Alexis positions Nicole on her back and she fingers ber and sucks on her nipples. She eventually gets two fingers inside while Nicole rubs her own clit  Alexis eventually starts licking and spitting on Nicole’s clit, while the two finger and rub Nicole’s clit. This is really the first thing I didn’t like about this scene. Nicole’s orgasm really shouldn’t require this much effort. She didn’t cum earlier and then here it requires a lot of effort. This slightly detracts from what was a great scene up until now

Nicole tells Alexis she loves her and then Alexis says she loves her too  This scenario was perfectly absurd. And perfectly aligned with predatory Alexis. The sex was really good. Nicole’s orgasm issue bringing it down a bit. But I enjoyed. ***3/4

Shy Love and Kristen Scott

Kristen is really appalled by being traded to Shy. Shy reassures her and then they start kissing sweetly. Shy realizes Kristen isn’t so shy once they start kissing. Funny play on words there.  Shy asks Kristen to take control. But Kristen doesn’t know what to do so Shy leads her on. Kristen is so responsive to everything. Touches. Kisses.  Kristen’s side tattoo isn’t really realistic for a high school cheerleader either. But it isn’t as egregious as Nicole’s. 

Shy makes Kristen twerk and makes her say she wants to be mommy’s bad girl for the day. Shy gets Kristen on all fours, her panties off and starts licking and fingering her from behind. Kristen grabs the sheets, and cums all over Shy’s hand. Wow that was hot.  After Shy makes her lick her fingers and chokes her while she kisses her.  She also makes Kristen call her mommy.

Shy has one of the worst boob jobs I have ever seen.  While they look soft, the nipples are actually in the upper out half of each boob.  My god, this is the most unnatural looking thing I have ever seen.

Kristen has had one scene that I rated below 4 stars in the MDEC.  I need to go back and rewatch that one, and see if I was just being overly harsh that day.  It was with Nadia Styles.  From what I remember Kristen was great, and Nadia was a trainwreck, hence the low rating. 

Shy tells her to eat mommy's pussy.  Kristen being the good girl she is, dutifully follows orders.  Kristen basically attacks Shy's pussy with her mouth.  Shy cums, asks Kristen if she wants to be a bad girl and make her cum again.  Kristen inserts her finger and resumes licking Shy's clit. Before Shy cums again, she grabs Kristen by the throat and calls her a tease.  She then strips Kristen all the way down and starts licking Kristen's clit.  Kristen cries that Shy is going to make her cum again, which she does as Kristen convulses and shakes. 

Shy gets on her hands and knees, and young Kristen dives in spending equal time on Shy's clit and asshole.  Eventually she starts tongue fucking Shy's pussy which causes Shy to cum (gripping the shets too).  Shy calls her up and they kiss before starting to scissors.  Their movement is incredibly realistic in that it isn't smooth, it is more frantic.  Kristen cums (she makes that very apparent).  

Shy starts fingering Kristen as she is trembling and makes her beg for more, as shy sticks first her fingers and then her tongue up Kristen's pussy. She eventually gets 2 fingers inside Kristen and licks her clit for another orgasm! They 69 for a moment and some good camera shots actually show the action, not just two bodies laying on each other.  Shy really focuses on finger fucking Kristen and spends much of this with two fingers deep inside her.

Kristen is such a vigorous pussy eater.  Shy tells her to "keep fucking me with your tongue."  Then lots of yeses from Shy.  Probably her most vocal orgasm of the session.   They finger fuck each other and Kristen has another orgasm quivering all around with Shy's fingers inside her.  They both have a little chuckle at that one.   Lots of kissing between the two to end the scene.   Shy jokes that Kristen isn't very shy anymore. 

This is the best scene I have seen in a long time.    It has lots of the things I love ... action, variety, intensity, passion, quality kissing,  lots of orgasms.  Throw in the D/S aspects and this scene is near flawless ... even with Shy's badly shaped tits.   Kristen is just perfect for scenes like this.   *****

This is Kristen's third five star scene!!

Overall - This is a great great video.  I am not sure I could recommend a video higher!  There are some flaws, but the sex is amazing and the storylines are fun.  

DK Reviews a Random Scene 90

Lesbian House Hunters 10 Scene 1 Review with India Summer and Cherie DeVille

Cherie’s lease is about up at her rental and India calls her to check on if she wants to renew. India is in a robe and seems to be excited, kind of inadvertently touching herself.   So India comes over to talk about the rental, says she may raise the rent next year. Cherie was out on a date with someone named Zoey and India saw her. She also went out with someone named Angela.  So India is quite aware that Cherie is now a lesbian.  India is very sinister here grilling Cherie about having sex with multiple women. India tells her to be careful.  Of course this leads India and Cherie to start kissing.  India leads her to the bedroom (even though it is Cherie’s house). 

As they kiss Cherie notices India is not wearing a bra. Funny she clearly had a bra on while they were on the couch.  For Fucks Sake GFF, do your quality control.   Cherie has on lovely lingerie under her dress. They kiss and strip each other basically telling each other how hot they are.  India rubs Cherie’s pussy over her panties nearly getting her off.  Cherie responds by attacking India’s pussy with her  mouth, no build up required.  India cums really quickly. I like that! 

India now goes down on Cherie. First licking around her panties.   Then removing them and eating her pussy as aggressively as Cherie did to her. Cherie grabs the sheets and completely messes up the bed as she cums. India then fingers and rubs Cherie’s clit.  More sheet clenching.  India then rubs and grinds her thigh on Cherie for another orgasm.  Cherie licks India again while India fingers Cherie. As soon as Cherie is done, the two kiss aggressively. That was awesome. I love immediate kissing after oral. 

Cherie rides India’s face and uses the headboards for balance.  Holy shit Cherie can’t stay still.  That was short but intense and amazing.  Some hot fingering of India before climbs on top to trib her. Now India is gripping the sheets that Cherie previously loosened up.  That was great too. These are two pros just putting together an epic scene. We are clear of lots of  the GFF bullshit about first times or modern porn with fakes moans and constant talking.

India slows it down by going down on Cherie not nearly as aggressively as earlier. We end with India riding Cherie’s face   That was weird as just as she was getting into it we get a camera cut and they are kissing. 

If I had a criticism of this is that some of the positions in the middle could have lasted longer. They rushed through some really fun stuff and amazing visuals.  And then GFF fucked the last few mins with all time terrible editing.  This was still awesome, it might have been even better with a few more minutes and better editing.  ****1/2

Cherie always seems to kill it in her scenes.  The only scene that I have reviewed of her that was just good, not great was with Alice March and that was most due to storyline and not really about Cherie.  When I have say 200 reviews done, I wonder if in fact that Cherie will be atop the ratings, because she is generally excellent. 

Lesbian Babysitter Awards (Episodes 1-8)

Lesbian Babysitter Awards

MVP - Michelle Lay

This one is pretty easy.  Without a doubt the best actress to date in Lesbian Babysitters has been Michelle Lay.  She has been in the two best scenes, and probably four of the top five.  Everyone else is fighting for a distant runner up in this award.

Hottest - Shyla Jennings

Shyla Jennings is going to win this award almost anytime she is in contention.  The list of others who have won this award on the individual episodes is a list of very hot women ...  but Shyla is almost always going to come out on top.  Nicole Ray, Chastity Lynn, Ashleigh Leigh ... all beautiful and hot.  But this is Shyla's award.

Best Babysitter - Sinn Sage

There were lots of options here.  But Sinn Sage was the first babysitter we met, and delivered good to great scenes across three episodes.  Some others had better scenes, but no one was as consistent and good across multiple episodes.  

Best Mother - Melissa Monet 

I didn't want to just award this to Michelle here (she won this at the episode level three times), since she got the top summary award.  I think you could make arguments for a few others here.  Zoey Holloway and Sammantha Ryan were both good.  But I really like Melissa Monet.  She was great in a few episodes.  And her MILF scene with Natasha Nice was amazing. 

Biggest Surprise / Under the Radar - Satine Phoenix

I didn't know Satine Phoenix before I watched Lesbian Babysitters 1.  I may have seen her before, without knowing it was her, but I went into that scene not knowing her.  To say I was blow away is an understatement.  I loved her look.  I loved her body.  I loved the fact that she made the scene with Michelle almost violent.  In my view she is also in the second best scene of the LB series to date. This award seems like it was created just for her.

Best Scene - Michelle Lay and Sara Stone

The only five star scene to date, the winner of this one is Michelle Lay and Sara Stone.  I have seen this called this best lesbian scene of all time.  I wouldn't go that far, but at the same time, I wouldn't rebut you if you claimed this.  A great great scene.  An all time great scene.  And for sure in contention for amongst the handful of best scenes ever.