DK Reviews a Random Scene 90

Lesbian House Hunters 10 Scene 1 Review with India Summer and Cherie DeVille

Cherie’s lease is about up at her rental and India calls her to check on if she wants to renew. India is in a robe and seems to be excited, kind of inadvertently touching herself.   So India comes over to talk about the rental, says she may raise the rent next year. Cherie was out on a date with someone named Zoey and India saw her. She also went out with someone named Angela.  So India is quite aware that Cherie is now a lesbian.  India is very sinister here grilling Cherie about having sex with multiple women. India tells her to be careful.  Of course this leads India and Cherie to start kissing.  India leads her to the bedroom (even though it is Cherie’s house). 

As they kiss Cherie notices India is not wearing a bra. Funny she clearly had a bra on while they were on the couch.  For Fucks Sake GFF, do your quality control.   Cherie has on lovely lingerie under her dress. They kiss and strip each other basically telling each other how hot they are.  India rubs Cherie’s pussy over her panties nearly getting her off.  Cherie responds by attacking India’s pussy with her  mouth, no build up required.  India cums really quickly. I like that! 

India now goes down on Cherie. First licking around her panties.   Then removing them and eating her pussy as aggressively as Cherie did to her. Cherie grabs the sheets and completely messes up the bed as she cums. India then fingers and rubs Cherie’s clit.  More sheet clenching.  India then rubs and grinds her thigh on Cherie for another orgasm.  Cherie licks India again while India fingers Cherie. As soon as Cherie is done, the two kiss aggressively. That was awesome. I love immediate kissing after oral. 

Cherie rides India’s face and uses the headboards for balance.  Holy shit Cherie can’t stay still.  That was short but intense and amazing.  Some hot fingering of India before climbs on top to trib her. Now India is gripping the sheets that Cherie previously loosened up.  That was great too. These are two pros just putting together an epic scene. We are clear of lots of  the GFF bullshit about first times or modern porn with fakes moans and constant talking.

India slows it down by going down on Cherie not nearly as aggressively as earlier. We end with India riding Cherie’s face   That was weird as just as she was getting into it we get a camera cut and they are kissing. 

If I had a criticism of this is that some of the positions in the middle could have lasted longer. They rushed through some really fun stuff and amazing visuals.  And then GFF fucked the last few mins with all time terrible editing.  This was still awesome, it might have been even better with a few more minutes and better editing.  ****1/2

Cherie always seems to kill it in her scenes.  The only scene that I have reviewed of her that was just good, not great was with Alice March and that was most due to storyline and not really about Cherie.  When I have say 200 reviews done, I wonder if in fact that Cherie will be atop the ratings, because she is generally excellent. 

Lesbian Babysitter Awards (Episodes 1-8)

Lesbian Babysitter Awards

MVP - Michelle Lay

This one is pretty easy.  Without a doubt the best actress to date in Lesbian Babysitters has been Michelle Lay.  She has been in the two best scenes, and probably four of the top five.  Everyone else is fighting for a distant runner up in this award.

Hottest - Shyla Jennings

Shyla Jennings is going to win this award almost anytime she is in contention.  The list of others who have won this award on the individual episodes is a list of very hot women ...  but Shyla is almost always going to come out on top.  Nicole Ray, Chastity Lynn, Ashleigh Leigh ... all beautiful and hot.  But this is Shyla's award.

Best Babysitter - Sinn Sage

There were lots of options here.  But Sinn Sage was the first babysitter we met, and delivered good to great scenes across three episodes.  Some others had better scenes, but no one was as consistent and good across multiple episodes.  

Best Mother - Melissa Monet 

I didn't want to just award this to Michelle here (she won this at the episode level three times), since she got the top summary award.  I think you could make arguments for a few others here.  Zoey Holloway and Sammantha Ryan were both good.  But I really like Melissa Monet.  She was great in a few episodes.  And her MILF scene with Natasha Nice was amazing. 

Biggest Surprise / Under the Radar - Satine Phoenix

I didn't know Satine Phoenix before I watched Lesbian Babysitters 1.  I may have seen her before, without knowing it was her, but I went into that scene not knowing her.  To say I was blow away is an understatement.  I loved her look.  I loved her body.  I loved the fact that she made the scene with Michelle almost violent.  In my view she is also in the second best scene of the LB series to date. This award seems like it was created just for her.

Best Scene - Michelle Lay and Sara Stone

The only five star scene to date, the winner of this one is Michelle Lay and Sara Stone.  I have seen this called this best lesbian scene of all time.  I wouldn't go that far, but at the same time, I wouldn't rebut you if you claimed this.  A great great scene.  An all time great scene.  And for sure in contention for amongst the handful of best scenes ever.  

DK Reviews a Random Scene 89

Lesbian Legal 12 Scene 1 Review with Ryan Keely and Olive Glass

P is leaving the law firm. Olive is surprised because P is the top lesbian lawyer in Los Angeles.  P is telling Olive that Ryan needs to accept a plea bargain for whatever type of trouble she has gotten herself into.  After Olive leaves, P find a vibrator in her office supplies she is packing and gets herself off one last time in the office. Ha ha ha, I loved this. 

Olive visits Ryan. Ryan won’t accept the plea bargain.  In a more important observation is that Olive’s boobs are sticking out of her top. Not the most professional look but I approve!! Olive gives Ryan some options with regards to her case. Sounds like she stole and embezzled a lot  of money.  Olive comforts Ryan about her decision as Ryan’s daughter Arielle Faye looks on from corner of the room.  The comforting soon turns to them kissing   Of course when facing decisions about going to prison, anyone would turn to fucking their lawyer on the couch. That is the human thing to do.  So go for it Ryan!!

No idea why Ryan is fucking on the couch and not the bedroom?  No idea why she would fuck Olive while her daughter could easily watch.  But I shouldn’t ask these basic questions, it is just porn, right?

Olive strips down Ryan, who looks really fucking good. Olive looks good too.  I love how this pairing is shapely and voluptuous.   Olive tells Ryan she has wanted to do this for over a year. Ryan unsnaps Olives bra with one hand. The skills on this women are immense!! They undress themselves on the couch spending lots of  time on each other’s boobs. Ryan takes charge and licks Olive for a bit before rubbing and fingering her clit.  They get in an awkward position on their knees and finger each other.  This scene is somewhat hampered by them being on a couch. Nothing is ever as easy on a couch.

They get into a 69 for a bit. I always wish you could see more in this position.  I love both of their bodies.  I just want to see them more.  Eventually Ryan lies back and Olive continues to lick her getting her off. It’s a pretty fun orgasm as Ryan’s whole body tenses up.  Now is Olive’s turn as she lies back and Ryan fingers and licks her.  Olive cums hard and then giggles as Ryan comes up to kiss her.  

Olive straddles Ryan to kiss, with this eventually transitioning to a scissoring session. Included in this is Ryan licking Olive’s  toes.  As soon as they finish, Olive licks Ryan’s toes.  Ryan sits on Olives face.  Sadly because it is on the couch we don’t get a very good view.  Ryan is also busy moving pillows, the drinks they were having, and dealing with logistics.  I will say it again, this location is hampering the scene. But, Ryan cums loudly!  Then they swap ends and Olive rides Ryan’s face.  Just like Ryan, Olive cums hard.  We get some behind the action views as well, seeing Ryan’s pussy and Olives’s asshole.  They get on the edge of the couch and rub each other’s clits. This is a very weird position.  They kiss and touch each other to end things.

 This whole couch thing took what could have been an amazing scene and just hampered it. I could see going almost a full star higher if this was on a bed.  But I am still going ***3/4. If I had to guess, I would say Arielle is now off to fuck P and help her mother’s case. Not sure if I have that scene downloaded but if I do, I will get an answer to these very questions. 

What I liked – P using the vibrator in her office.  Olive and Ryan, what a pairing!  The hot bodies.  The great orgasms.

What I disliked -The couch, obviously.  I can imagine how great this would have been on a bed.  There is a way to do a great scene on a couch.  See Melissa Monet and Natasha Nice in Lesbian Babysitters.  In that scene you didn't even know the couch was there. 

Lesbian Babysitters 8 Review

This episode was a mixed bag of the Lesbian Babysitters.  There was nothing bad about it, everything was good.  But I also found it underwhelming.  We had some lesbian heavy hitters in it, and as a whole I would say they underperformed.  Kind of shame really, because I was half expecting this episode to blow me away, and it didn't.  Not even close.  It is also the directorial debut of Dana Vespoli in this series, so ushering a new era so to speak.  I mention only because SHV makes a big deal about who the director is, placing the name on the cover

They start using fake names in this episode.  I will just stick to the actresses name for ease of reviewing.  

Chastity Lynn is interviewing with Sammantha Ryan for a babysitting job.  Chastity is very excited to get the job.  Things haven't been easy for Sam since her "partner" (Dana DeArmond) left. Dana needed space and moved out.  

So fast forward to a date in the future and Sam brings her "business partner" Alyssa Reese home.  As soon as Chastity steps out, they two start making out in the kitchen.  It would be interesting to know what business they are in. They move to the bed and continue kissing.  Alyssa quickly gets her hands in Sam's shorts. Alyssa's top comes off first, lovely small boobs.  Sam goes down on her as soon as Alyssa's whole outfit is off. Sammantha rolls Alyssa's nipples through her fingers as she licks her.  Sam starts aggressively eating Alyssa who has a huge orgasm.  That was great.  However she hops up a little too quickly for my tastes and starts kissing on Sammantha.  She at least could have sold that orgasm a little longer before moving on. Sammantha is tall and slender, delightful small boobs on her as well.  Her shorts are quickly off and Alyssa starts rubbing her pussy. Sam cums really fast as Alyssa licks her ... at one point she is pulling Alyssa's face into her pussy as hard as she can. Alyssa gets on all fours and Sam licks her from behind.  Two fingers go in Alyss'as pussy while her clit gets rubbed with Sammantha's other hand.  Alyssa has another massive orgasm.  They grind for a bit.  Here it looks far more for the camera than it does for them.  Sam slaps Alyssa's ass multiple times while she is grinding.  They 69 for a bit before Alyssa starts fingering Sam (who rubs her own clit).  This leads to Sam finally having a big orgasm of her own.  They grind again, this time with Sam on top.  They are positioned better this time ... it looks more effective. They kiss and stroke each other for the last few minutes of the scene. This was decent, each girl looks good, and a fun few orgasms.  ***1/2

The file I  downloaded from SHV is slightly corrupted.  Lots of issues and break ups in the video for the second scene.  At least it plays better in VLC versus QuickTime.  If anyone reads this and decides to download this from SHV, just beware. 

Dana returns and runs into Chastity. She has just turned from tour in Tokyo as a rock band photographer.   Dana took the photographs of Chasity’s favorite band, so Chastity is jealous. Meanwhile, Sam is at doctor and park with baby. Dana wants to keep her visit a surprise. This is pre Dana getting a boob job, and turning into the epitome of cheesy porn star.  I am glad for that at least.  If we can get her acting like a normal human being, and not a deranged lunatic, that will be a bonus.  Chastity is into Dana, who starts hitting on Chastity by looking at her hands and lifelines.  Dana kisses Chastity who doesn't hesitate at all and kisses her back.  They soon make their way to a bed (not the same one Sam used) where the kissing continues. Dana is the first to pop Chastity's boobs out and she enjoys playing with her nipples.  She sucks on Chastity's boobs, and Chastity lets out some huge moans.  They kiss and slowly strip clothing off.  Dan only acts goofy a few times here.  Chastity goes down on Dana first.  Dana has a full bush going on this scene. It takes a while but Chastity makes Dana cum, and Dana pulls Chastity's head in as she does.  Chastity then starts fingers harder and licking the clit and Dana cums again.   She proceeds to climb between Chastity's legs and grind while Chastity still has her panties on.   Dana then starts licking Chastity over her panties, teasing her a bit.  Chastity has full bush going on too and it sticks out both sides of her panties. Once Dana gets going this is fun.  Chastity rocks, rolls her eyes, grips the sheets and cums hard.  Dana works 3 fingers into Chastity's pussy. Chastity climbs on top and grinds while Dana keeps 3 fingers in her pussy and then spanks her a bit.   Dana lies on her stomach and basically Chastity dives into her asshole licking it for a long time before switching to her pussy and making Dana cum one last time.  They whisper something at the end that I can't hear.  I don't know if was supposed to be that way, or more video issues. This was not a great scene.  But had some fun moments.  I did enjoy seeing Chastity's pussy all filled up with Dana's fingers.  I liked Chastity licking Dana's asshole.   And Dana was probably only 3/10 on the Dana DeArmond NutJob Scale.   Overall a little disappointing considering Chastity was in this and her scenes normally rate higher.  But this was still fun.  ***1/2

Sam is on the phone with a friend praising Chastity when Dana shows up.  Dana wants to talk but Sam is having none of it.  Dana apologizes, talks about how she had an "existential crisis" .  She wants to make it up to Sam, and she clearly still wants to fuck her. 3 mins into the scene and they are kissing.  Well Dana was certainly restrained there, that is a plus. Dana kisses Sam while they are sitting on the couch, and Sam is quite responsive. Sam straddles Dana and pulls off her dress.  She clearly didn't require much convincing here.  They swap positions and soon Dana's top is off, then each has their fingers in the others pussy.   Dana goes down on Sam first.   Soon Sam is moaning "Yes, Yes" as Dana gets her off with both tongue and fingers.  Dana is so much more attractive when she wasn't full of silicone and botox.  I know I make that known often, but it deserves repeating. They finger each other some more, Dana's pussy sounding extra wet and sloshy. Dana gets Sam on her knees on the couch and fingers her from behind.  I guess she really missed making Sam cum. Dana grinds against Sam like she has a cock in doggy position.  No idea why that would even work, but they make it sound like it did.  Sam then takes Dana's foot and sits on it like it is a cock, then really rubbing it on her clit.  Meanwhile Dana is rubbing her clit.  This has gone from being fun to just weird at this point.  Dana's toe is inside Sam's pussy.  This has to be one of the least erotic things I have seen in all of these scenes I review.  Sam then takes Dana's toe and puts it in her mouth. Sam grinds on Dana for a bit, before Dana does her yoga pose and Sam eats her pussy and spanks her ass.  At one point, Sam gets two fingers in Dana, while licking a little lower (clearly her asshole).  Eventually she fingers Dana hard while rubbing her clit. Dana flips around and Sam then sits on her face.  Sam fingers Dana roughly while Dana aggressively licks and fingers Sam's pussy.  They then drop into a 69. They kiss and giggle to end things.  No real acknowledgment of any type of new status between them. I liked some of this, although the middle got a little weird.  But I think two veteran's like this could have a much much better scene.   I give this a 2/10 on the Dana DeArmond NutJob Scale.  And as a scene, another good one but underperformed my expectations.  ***1/2. 

Chastity is worried she is being fired since Sam wants to see her on her day off. Sam tells Chastity about Dana cumming over and how they potentially are getting back together, but then Dana texts that she is leaving again. Sam starts crying and turns to Chastity for support. Sam thinks she is an idiot but Chastity tells her she is amazing. Once they hug ... you can guess what happens.   Chastity kisses Sam and away we go.  I guess they baby is sleeping? After kissing for a bit, Sam leads Chastity to the bedroom. This house sure has seen a lot of action over the previous few days, that was my primary thought as Sam slowly strips Chastity. They kiss frantically at times, I really like this approach.  They get their tops off, play with each others boobs, and go back to passionately kissing. Chastity gets Sam's shorts off first and proceeds to very slowly eat her pussy.  Chastity's pants come off and Sam climbs between her legs and grinds on her for a bit, while they kiss and moan.  Chastity's panties come off, she still has the massive bush similar to scene 2.  Not that I was expecting different, as I am sure this was all shot in the same day.  She just always looks better with a little trim. Chastity's orgasm here is good, and then Sam comes up to kiss her more. Chastity flips on top and they kiss passionately while Chastity grinds on top of Sam .  Some really nice views of Chastity's ass as she grinds, then she cums and basically becomes a quivering mess on top of Sam.  And then again as she cums a second time on top.  I don't think this was an all time great scene, although it was better than the other three in the episode.  But the kissing was magnificent, and Chastity has a couple incredible orgasms when she was grinding.  ****

Overall -I was slightly disappointed in this, just because my expectations were that it would be better than it was.  It was still good though, nothing was bad, and I enjoyed watching it.  

Awards:

• MVP - Sammantha, as she was in three scenes, and in probably the two best ones.   She was the constant.
• Hottest - Everyone looked great.  You could make an argument for anyone really.  I like Chastity, she is one of my favorites, so I am giving her the slight edge here.  It would have been an easier decision if her pubic hair wasn't so wild though.
• Best Mother - Sammantha
• Best Babysitter - Chastity
• Biggest Surprise / Under the Radar - I suppose we could argue that Dana being normal was the biggest surprise.  But Alyssa was great in her role.  I don't think I have even reviewed one of her scenes before, so she wins this as a newcomer to this project.
• Best Scene - Sammantha and Chastity ... great kissing.  Sammantha and Alyssa was worth a mention too.  Sam gave each of them some pretty good orgasms.

Scenes:

• Sammantha Ryan and Alyssa Reece ***1/2
• Dana DeArmond and Chastity Lynn ***1/2
• Sammantha Ryan and Dana DeArmond ***1/2
• Sammantha Ryan and Chastity Lynn ****