DK Reviews a Random Scene 88

Lesbian Crime Stories 6 Scene 3 Review with Paige Owens and Izzy Lush 

The last time I had a GFF membership I saw Paige Owens had a new scene out, and I quickly downloaded it.  She is a favorite of mine and so I was excited to review.

Penelope Kay is a lesbian cam girl / phone sex operator who reluctantly agrees to meet a client in person. Clearly a disaster waiting to happen.  And something clearly did happen as we nedt meet Izzy, who is a police officer and is now investigating.   Apparently Penelope has been kidnapped.  Whitney Wright and Paige are a couple and are now being  checked out by Izzy.  Whitney was the last client to talk to Penelope so she is now a suspect.   And Paige is clearly upset that her girlfriend has been cheating on her.  Whitney won't talk, so Izzy suggest she will get a warrant to search the house while Paige freaks out because she has been cheated on.  Of course the police officer offers Paige a place to stay while she is going through this.  Ha ha ha. Izzy just wants to protect her she says. 

I have not seen this before, nor do I have Scene 4 downloaded.  But my guess would be Paige is the one behind this, kidnapping her girlfriends secret phone sex partner out of jealousy.  Kind of cheesy storyline here but it's porn so it is expected and works.  Let's be honest, none of these four will win any acting awards, so cheesy is fine for me. I do like some of the more outlandish stories they come up with, but as long as it doesn't completely offend my sensibilities, I can enjoy it. 

Back at Izzy’s place Paige goes in for a hug for comfort which then leads to a kiss. Of course it does. Everything normal here.  Just your investigative police officer about to fuck the target of their investigation. Ha ha. 

Paige has on tight plaid pants.  She is looking pretty amazing I should add. They quickly fall onto the bed and are kissing.  I really like their initially kissing,  I mean really really like it.  They are clearly into one another here.   Paige is definitely an underrated star in my mind.  Her previous scene we reviewed here was a five star classic.  

They strip down to bra and panties and really spend some quality time feeling each other. Izzy lets out and 'oh god" and an 'oh fuck" as soon as Paige gets her boob in her mouth.  Izzy's boobs are small and pert.  I love them.   Paige's boobs are almost identical in size, just ever so slightly bigger.  Her nipples are bigger too.  This scene is off to a great start just with the fact that neither girl felt they needed implants.  Five star decision there for both of them!

Paige goes down on Izzy first.  Spends some time slowly licking.  Then she starts moaning herself, and then spits a giant wad of saliva into Izzy's pussy.  Why oh why is this necessary in almost every modern scene? Izzy gets close to cumming and she guides Paige's head to the proper place to get the job done.  She has a nice orgasm but it is not over the top.  They both remark about how wet Izzy's pussy is.  

They kiss and tell each other how hot the other is.  I would agree.  In fact I might go kidnap my own phone sex operator if policewoman Izzy will take me in.  Paige talks too much in this scene.  She starts in on the narration chatter as soon as Izzy starts licking her pussy.  Paige asks her to drool over it, at which point Izzy spits into Paige's pussy.  Then Izzy starts grunting while licking.  This scene had so much promise.  It is sad they went all modern porn once the pussy licking started.   It still seems like they are into it, but this morphing into all the things I hate about a modern scene is massively disappointing. 

Paige has a similar orgasm to Izzy.  Not over the top, just nice.   Paige works herself underneath Izzy and licks her pussy, while fingering her own.  I would rather have seen Izzy sit on Paige's face.  But this was effective.  I think Izzy came harder than she did the first time.  Bonus in the we get a nice view of Izzy's asshole while this is going on.  There is no attention paid to it, but it is nice to see.  We also get a nice view of Paige's pussy here.   They get into a 69 and we just more of the same.  Both moaning.  Lots of narration.   Paige cums with Izzy rubbing her pussy.  

We then get Paige rubbing Izzy's clit for a bit before they trib.  Paige almost sits in Izzy's lap and grind.  Izzy grinds too and they both fuck each other for a bit.  That position was fun visually.  Lots of kissing to end this. 

I feel like a grumpy old bastard pinning for the old days here.  This scene started so so great for me and then really took a nosedive once the pussy eating started.  It's really based on my preferences so others might like this more.  But for me, I just don't need both girls fake moaning at the same time, especially the girl eating pussy.  I don't need constant narration ... I have eyes and ears.  I don't need to hear them telling me what is happening.  I can grasp what is going on.  And I don't need people spitting in each others pussies.  Take all of that out and this is a perfect scene.  Ha ha ha.  

If I were just watching this with no sound, I might argue it was excellent.   But with added sound, and all the bullshit in a modern scene, it gets dragged down.  I am giving this ***1/2, although that might be generous on my part.  Really this rating is more for the views than it is the performance. But if none if this modern stuff bugs you like it does me, you might go way higher on this.  In any case, it is certainly visually stimulating.   But for me, this is a massive massive let down! 

Lesbian Babysitters 7 Review

I try not to get too “Inside Baseball” when I make my reviews here.  I really don’t want to focus too much on what is happening behind the scenes.  I just want to focus on the story and the scene.   But it is worth noting here, that LB7 is the first in the series directed by someone other than Nica Noelle.  One watch here and it is quite evident.  We get longer scenes that often meander on.  I much preferred the tidier first six episodes, as I would say that this is probably this worst of the series to date.  It is also the second episode in a row without anything tying together the scenes.  The scene’s here presented little story, and the pairings were almost comically kissing  quickly with little real build up. Let’s get into it.

Casey Cumz is pacing around a living room upset about something.  She calls Hanna Haze who is out on a date and tells her the baby won't stop crying.  When Hana gets home she is glad to get out of date.  She complains about her date and then starts hitting on Casey.  She leans in to kiss Casey who responds immediately.  OK that didn't require  much convincing.  They are quickly making out on the couch.  And soon ditching their clothes as they make out.  Casey's back is covered in tattoos.  Not a common look for a babysitter I wouldn't imagine.  Soon they are nearly naked and Casey is rubbing Hanna over her panties while she grinds on her thigh.   Once Hanna's panties are off Casey makes her way to Hana's pussy.  After a bit they swap and Hana licks Casey. Neither cum this way before they start kissing more and then Casey gets on top to grind and trib.   A position like that is always awkward on a couch.  Not sure why they wouldn't have just headed to Hanna's bedroom.   I have to say, this scene is technically fine, I am just having a hard time getting into it.   I don't find either actress all that appealing, and the couch always makes for awkward positions.  I like Casey's boobs, that is pretty much it for me.  It is also a long scene.  Probably the longest in LB to date.  Seriously, I can think of plenty of earlier scenes that could have used this amount of time ... this one, not so much.  They swap awkward positions some more.  They lick each other some more.  But I started watching more on autopilot by the 25 min mark.   I will say for couch sex, probably the best and most effective position is with one on the couch and one on the floor.  When Hanna is lying back against the couch, and Casey eats her from the floor, Hanna has a nice orgasm.  I liked that.  Casey then keeps at it licking and fingering some more, basically just extending the scene.  They swap again and now Hanna is on the floor.  Casey looks good lying back at this angle.  Her small boobs and pink nipples are the star of the show.  Hannah now gets on top to grind in more awkward positions.  This eventually turns into Casey rubbing Hanna's clit which seemed far more effective.   Hanna then licks Casey one more time to thankfully end this.  That went on way too long for a pair of performers  and scene that certainly didn't need it.  That goes in the never watch again pile.  **

Veronica Avluv is interviewing Nina James for a babysitter position. Nina was in Switzerland for two years as an Au Pair.  Veronica’s husband left her and she needs someone responsible. Since Nina just moved back she has 100% free time.  Veronica is clearly attracted to Nina and begins to ask some more personal questions and they touch each other as part of the process. Then Nina leans in and kisses Veronica. That seemed to happen way too easily but who am I to judge. Just enjoy it.  Anyway, I wish I had an interview like this before, which is sadly not the case. They kiss passionately and Veronica soon leads her away from the couch and to her bed. Neither are wearing a bra and both soon have their boobs out of their dresses for easy sucking. Both have nice sized chests, Veronica’s enhanced and Nina’s all natural. Veronica goes down on Nina who can’t lie still. I enjoyed watching her reach up and feel Nina’s boobs while licking her.  Veronica gets into a scissors position and the two grind pussies together all over the bed.  Nina basically attacks Veronica’s pussy at this point. When Veronica cums she says “oh fuck” and pulls Nina up for a kiss. Veronica then positions Nina like she is actually fucking her for a bit before turning her over and licking/fingering from behind. Veronica clearly likes to rub pussies together as she then leads them into doing this for the third time. Nina is soon on her back again. Her boobs look so big and soft here.   Veronica reaches up and squeezes them just as Nina cums. That was a nice touch. Veronica keeps licking this time with an added finger and Nina cums again.  It is funny how she can’t lie still, she is constantly flopping around the bed.  Nina gets on all fours and Veronica eats her from behind. No orgasm just a nice view for us.  Veronica lies back and Nina starts licking her again. Veronica asks for fingers as well and soon Veronica is rubbing her clit while Nina fingers her. This oddly transitions to Nina’s boobs rubbing on Veronica’s pussy. They scissors and trib again this time Nina on top.  She looks so good up there her big boobs shaking all over.  They kiss to end the scene and Veronica tells her she got the job. Some fun moments but honestly it felt just a bit too long.  ***1/2

Ashlynn Leigh shows up for a babysitting job. Ashlii Orion is trying on lingerie and dresses. getting to go out for some girl time.  And Ashlynn likes what she sees. The baby is asleep. Ashlynn hits on her wanting some girl time of her own! Well this is unique, not many times the babysitter hits on the mother so far in the series. They almost immediately start kissing. Well that didn’t take much did it? Both have really tiny natural  boobs.  I am going to like this one I think! I really like Ashlynn. Thick with a tiny belly and small boobs. This is really my ideal body type.  They kiss and feel boobs for a while before Ashlynn goes down on Ashlii.  Ashlii has a nice shaved pussy.  Really she has a wonderful mother's body.  After a short time they swap.  Ashlynn has a nice shaved pussy too! They swap around for a while not really doing any act or position for too long. Eventually Ashlynn’s fingers end up in Ashlii and she makes her cum. Sad to see Ashlynn spit in Ashlii’s pussy during this though.   She moves to primarily rubbing Ashlii’s clit, and Ashlii cums again. Ashlii goes down again and again it doesn’t last long. She actually stops  right after Ashlynn says you are going to make me cum and before she actually does. That was odd. They grind for a bit, and then Ashlynn licks Ashlii from behind, before focusing on fingering Ashlii again.  Ashlii cums again with Ashlynn's fingers on her clit. They get into a 69 and now Ashlii starts spitting in Ashlynn's pussy.   These girls are way ahead of their time for this shitty porn trop.  It is only 2012 when this was filmed I think.  Ashlyn climbs up and rides Ashlii's face.  Ok the view here was great!!  Sadly it lasts about 30 seconds.   I have given up on this scene.  It's too long.  No one positions last long enough for it to be good.  While I appreciate variety, this is like they are sprinting to get as much in as they can.  I would simply say it is horribly laid out and directed.   And all the spitting.  My god.  Such as shame because I really like Ashlynn, and Ashlii has a nice body.    Ashlynn climbs on to trib.  Her small boobs look so amazing like this.  And Ashlii cums again.  In fairness this act of tribbing lasts longer than anything else so far.  Ashlii seems to build to another orgasm, but she doesn't announce it like she did every other one. They kiss to end things. This seemed like it could have been so good, and instead if kind of sucked.  What a let down. ***

Chastity Lynn is waiting for Zoey Holloway to get home   She has to be somewhere to be, apparently a date.  Zoey eventually gets home 2 hours late and Chastity chews her out but Zoey says nothing. Chastity follows her in the bedroom where Zoey strips in front of her of which Chastity basically asks what the fuck are you doing. Zoey then kisses Chastity.  It doesn’t take long and soon Chastity is kissing her back.  Zoey gets Chastity into it and soon her dress top is down, her boobs are out, and she is grinding on Zoey. They frantically grind against each other and Chastity has one of those amazing orgasms where she becomes breathless. Zoey then puts her fingers in Chastity’s panties and her pussy is loudly wet and sloshy. After a hard finger bang, Chastity’s panties are off and Zoey is licking her bald pussy. Some more finger hanging. Some more grinding.  Chastity is completely owned by Zoey at this point. She grinds on her leg and Zoey has a brief intense orgasm. Chastity pushes Zoey back, sucks on her boobs for a while and then eventually starts licking her pussy. Her fingers and tongue yield a screaming orgasm from Zoey.   Chastity keeps fingering through Zoey’s orgasm aftershocks.  That was really good.  Zoey gets behind Chastity and squeezes her boobs and fingers her pussy.  Soon Chastity rubs her own clit while Zoey kisses her.  This is one of my favorite visual positions. I wish Chastity didn’t have her dress bunched around her waist.  Zoey starts vigorously rubbing Chastity’s clit and she has an immense orgasm.  They sensually kiss for a bit before Chastity then grinds against Zoey some more.  Zoey fingers Chastity when she gets close and gives her one last orgasm.  That was really fun. Definitely different from a structure standpoint, and also shorter than the previous scenes.  Zoey controlling Chastity was fun. And Chastity is an obvious star. ****

Overall – The weakest of the episodes we have watched so far.  That is clear.  Probably the weakest cast, and definitely the weakest sex.  The change in direction didn’t help at all.  Scene 4 is worth watching but that is the only thing I would highly recommend.  

Awards:

• MVP – Chastity.  She lights up any scene she is in and did so here.
• Hottest – Ashlynn although Chastity and Nina both looked great too.
• Best Mother – Zoey played an interesting role, kind of dominant and silent.  I am often not a fan of hers from a looks perspective.  But she usually has good scenes and that is true here as well.
• Best Babysitter – Chastity, this was easy.
• Under the Radar / Newcomer Award – Nina wins this one.  Was thinking it might be Ashli when I first saw her, but her scene wasn’t very good, so Nina and her big naturals wins.
• Best Scene – Zoey and Chastity, without a doubt.

Scenes:

• Hanna Haze and Casey Cumz **
• Veronica Avluv and Nina James ***1/2
• Ashlii Orion and Ashlynn Leigh ***
• Zoey Holloway and Chastity Lynn ****

DK Reviews a Random Scene 87

Lesbian Seductions 57 Scene 3 Review with Vanessa Veracruz and Violet Star

Violet and Scarlett Sage are hanging out in a bedroom in pajamas. Violet is worried that people think weird or her because she touched Vanessa at dinner. She goes to Vanessa’s room to talk to her about it. Well this won’t go down as the most creative stories ever written.

Vanessa flinched because she doesn’t want rumors to start about her being a lesbian since she is a teacher. Vanessa asks about how Violet is doing after a recent breakup with her girlfriend. Then Violet let’s slip she is attracted to Vanessa while Vanessa doesn’t really understand lesbians and “how it works”. But Vanessa quickly decides that while they are away from their hometown that she should explore and is soon touching Vanessa. They tell each other they like each other and lean in for a kiss.

They kiss and then get more heated as they go.  Violet is wearing a bra under pajamas. That is a first for me. So many scenes were women are unrealistically wearing no bra, and here were no bra is needed and boom, Violet has one on!

Violet gets behind Vanesa and starts rubbing her boobs and pussy over her pajamas. Vanessa gets on top and starts tribbing Violet while both are still wearing pajama bottoms.  It is erotic. But I also wonder how first time Vanessa knows how to do that?

Vanessa does some serious work on Violet’s big boobs. Violet gets her bottoms off and gets on all fours for Vanessa to finger her. She quickly switches to her back and Vanessa goes down on her. Vanessa is going out of her way to excessively moan here while she is licking Violet. This is incredibly distracting. 10 mins earlier she was unsure about being a lesbian and suddenly she is exhibiting the worst traits of any modern  porn star.  Anyway she fingers and licks Violet to a nice orgasm/ That was actually really fun. It’s just so annoying that they spend 10 mins setting up a scenario that is ditched the moment the sex starts.  Vanessa's fake moans while eating pussy are a bit distracting as well. 

I may be in the minority but I hate Vanessa’s boobs. Way too big and firm for her.  I also morally object to someone so you and beautiful getting a boob job.  And then skimping on the costs and not getting one that even really looks good.  I feel the same way about Abigail Mac.  Anyway, enough of my opinions here. 

Violet  now goes down on Vanessa who gives her step by step guidance the whole way.  “Just like that”, “slower”, “put your tongue in my pussy”, etc. Vanessa eventually cums and then she pops up immediately suck on Violet’s boobs. We get a camera break and suddenly Vanessa is behind Violet rubbing her pussy making her cum  I like that Violet put her own hand on her clit to continue rubbing after Vanessa slowed down. Violet flips over and Vanessa fingers her again and sucks her boobs. Vanessa then leads Violet into a scissoring and tribbing position where they rub pussies together. They lie naked and kiss to end the scene. 

I don’t know what to say about this one. The sex was fun (apart from Vanessa's moaning). But it didn’t even remotely match the storyline. The girl whose first time it was drove the whole scene and acted like a porn star the entire time. Seriously this is so flawed. 

So in summary good sex and I enjoyed watching it. But the scene as a whole, stupid with a complete inattention to detail. I guess I have come to understand we get this a lot from GFF. But this was just so noticeable on so many levels. If I averaged the good and the bad I would say this comes out about ***1/4. If just watching this because you like one of the girls, or just want to see the sex, and you are ignoring the storyline, you will enjoy the sex.  The bottom line is the sex alone is higher than that rating. 

I have said this before, but if you aren't even going to adhere to this storyline you set up, why bother with it?  In this case, they easily could have tweaked it by Vanessa saying because of her job she is deeply in the closet, but once alone with Violet she becomes aggressive and a boss.  Do people watch this and get turned on by the fact it is supposably her first time, even though she is making no effort to portray that?   Clearly I am philosophizing stuff about just a dumb porn movie.   But if I am going to take the time to watch all of this, I want the people who make it to at least pay slight attention to the details.