Lesbian Babysitters 1 Review
Well so much for the month or so I planned to take off from writing whole movie reviews. I was not feeling great late last week, was bored since I couldn't do anything, and figured I would watch Scene 1 of Lesbian Babysitters 1. I was so inspired by it that I quickly finished off the rest of the movie over the next day or two.
Welcome to those stumbling onto this blog while searching for a Lesbian Babysitters review. I have previously watched all 62 episodes of the Mother Daughter Exchange Club, and am now moving onto the Lesbian Babysitters series. I try to recap the storylines and the sex. Usually the more absurd the storyline, the more I enjoy. I give out awards at the end of a review. I rate each scene on a scale of 1 to 5. 1 being as bad as a scene can be, 5 being perfect. Usually for a scene to be a 5, I have to find both actresses extremely hot, the sex to be fun, passionate, energetic, and believable. I don't like a lot of fake porn sex, I prefer stuff that seems real, and with connection amongst the participants. Not a lot of 5 stars get awarded, in fact I think there were only five 5 star scenes across 62 MDEC episodes. Anyway, let's get to it.
Melissa Monet and Nica are a couple who are having issues. Nica wants Melissa to come to bed but Melissa wants to stay up and read a magazine. Nica feels there sex life is getting boring. She senses Melissa is losing interest. Nica has an awful lot of eye makeup on for someone who was in bed. And my cattiness begin already in the very opening scene of the series. Michelle Lay arrives, whom Melissa doesn't like. So Melissa leaves to go on a "walk". Michelle has no bra on. I know little about women, but I do know almost all them never leave the house without a bra. Ha!
Michelle tells a story about seeing someone post a babysitter ad in her building laundry room. Someone she wanted to fuck that is. So she called the number in the ad saying she wanted to interview the girl for a babysitter position. Michelle has Satine Phoenix over and starts to share personnel information about herself to draw Satine in. It didn't seem like there even was a baby, and this is ruse. But it didn't appear to me that they ever confirmed it either way. And I watch these scenes pretty closely. Anyway, after a camera break they are on a bed and Satine is crying about her cheating boyfriend. Michelle offers a lot of friendly advice which Satine likes, and soon they are kissing.
Satine is exotic looking. She has big bright eyes, and a giant smile. She is happy and eager to kiss Michelle. It doesn't take long and they are both naked. Satine has gigantic nipples. I completely dig Satine's body. Her boobs are not big but they do look really firm. I suspect they are real, but she may have had a lift or something done there. Either way, it looks great. She also has a thickness to her that I really like. I have never seen her before, not sure why someone like this who ticks so many of my boxes has flown under the radar for me. I have reviewed Michelle a bunch before. Thin. Mature. Small boobs. Big nipples herself. Looks amazing. I was always sad that she never made it into the MDEC. Satine goes down on Michelle first. Licking and getting two fingers in. Soon they are both vertical and on their knees and Michelle is fingering Satine. Satine soon sits back and gets fingered hard. Michelle makes Satine convulse and cum. Satine nearly falls off the bed. That was awesome! They fall back to the bed and are rubbing each others clits and kissing. Satine is literally screaming and Michelle is screaming "Oh my god" as Satine gets three fingers in for a hard fingering. They transition into a 69. The intensity here is pretty incredible. Michelle gets on her stomach and Satine licks her from behind. Tough to see with the camera view but it looks like from ass to clit! Satine gets on top and tribs. She rocks violently. Lots of kissing and then Michelle asks Satine to sit on her face. What a view!! And Satine rocks violently again. This was awesome. What a way to kick this series off. Satine brought an intensity to this that I wasn't expecting. I used this term before and using it again, there was a violence to her actions. When she tribbed, when she was fingered, when she was fingering Michelle, when she was sitting on Michelle's face ... it was like there was a destructive force inside her body driving her on. I did not go into this expecting to love this first scene as much as I did. Maybe I am on an island here, I don't know. It might not be for everyone, but wow. If the whole series is like this, I am in for a great ride. ****3/4


After the scene we return to Michelle and Nica. Michelle describes the sex as explosive. Nica comments that it gave her a great idea.
Meanwhile, Melissa's walk has led her right to the bedroom of Elexis Monroe. Melissa calls her baby. They almost immediately start kissing. Elexis asks how much time they have, and the answer is hours because Michelle never shuts up! Melissa starts stripping down almost immediately, she has on leopard patterned underwear . Elexis wore a little lingerie piece just for Melissa. Elexis has great boobs. And she looks so young here. Nowadays she is the much more mature, thicker, MILF in lots of scenes. But in 2009 she was younger, smaller, and such a babe. Lots of kissing. Talking about how much they want each other. Melissa goes down on Elexis first. Talks about how sweet her pussy tastes. Elexis has a great orgasm. Its loud. She rocks her body. Her whole body tightens. so fucking good. Melissa calls her a dirty fucking girl. I have said this before about Melissa ... she is the epitome of mom/mature/MILF. She has an awesome all natural body. She isn't shy about her flaws. She is intense in all scenes. Seriously, she is absolutely perfect for these roles. Elexis goes down on Melissa now. Melissa says you can do anything you want to me baby. Tells Elexis to look at her with her beautiful eyes as she licks her. Melissa's orgasm is not as intense as Elexis's but she is sensitive after which is fun to see. Melissa works three fingers into Elexis and licks her clit. Another really intense orgasm from Elexis. After she tells Melissa she is going to make her cross eyed. And that she just wants to breath after Melissa asks if she wants another orgasm. Ha, great answer Elexis. The two are breathing extremely deeply due to the intensity of this. Elexis works two fingers into Melissa and then rubs her clit. Melissa holds onto her face and begs her not to stop. Her eyes roll back, she grunts, she cries. And then has a massive orgasm. Wow. The sex in this scene isn't nearly as wild or crazy as other scenes. But it actually really feels like two real lovers who just happened to be fucking without realizing there is a fleet of cameras around them. I applaud them for this. ****1/4


Nica calls Sinn Sage who has a babysitting ad posted in the "Gay and Lesbian Gazette". She says she has three kids. Sinn comes over for an interview. Sinn questions the lack of mess at the house for three kids. Says she isn't a babysitter, she is in an home child care pecialist. Ha ha ha. Ok I am officially in love with this series. Nica tries to flatter Sinn by saying she should be a model. Sinn says she needs money and Nica offers her money to fuck Melissa. Oh juicy!! Sinn goes home and talks to girlfriend Puma Swede about Nica's proposition. Nica is going to pay Sinn to cuckold her. Is that the right term for lesbians? Anyway, this is awesome. I am all in. Puma has a really strange accent. I am not sure I can place it. Puma is ok with it, as she wants assurance she is the only one for Sinn.
They immediately start kissing. This is amazing. I have no idea if lesbians are into stuff like this in general. If Puma was a guy, there is 99% chance he would say no fucking way. ha ha. While this scenario is amazing, I am not sure this scene will be for me. I really don't find Puma all that attractive. But in fairness they kiss really well. And Sinn has delightful small boobs and a sexy body. Puma looks like a porn star which if you have read my reviews to date you can tell isn't my thing. But they kiss and grind again each other which is incredibly passionate. Sinn reminds Puma she is the only one for her.
Puma has huge fake boobs. Such a shame for someone so young. The kissing and grinding agains one another her is top notch. Seriously, this grinding (while both girls still have panties on) is amazing. And I have completely changed my view of this scene already. I can often bemoan looks or not be into an actress. But I always praise passion and effort. This scene has both. Sinn goes down on Puma and it is very sensual. Sadly you can see big scars on the bottom side of Puma's boobs where the implants were inserted. Puma flips Sinn over and sucks her small boobs, and fingers her. Sinn has an awesome body. Not thin. She has some meat on her. And small boobs. Sinn calls Puma baby, and tells her she is incredibly beautiful. Looks are clearly in the eyes of the beholder here. Ha ha. But Sinn is into it and Puma is an absolute boss eating Sinn's pussy. Sinn's boobs look perfect while on her back and Puma eats her. You can hear how wet she is. And Sinn has an amazing orgasm. Seriously, this is the second scene where I went in not sure what to expect or a little dubious, and my expectations were blown away. Sinn flips Puma over and licks her from behind, then spoons her and rubs her clit while she grinds on her. It is seriously so good, the camera person loses focus for a second. I have never seen that in porn before. They rub each others clits and seemingly cum together. That was great! Puma isn't for me, but I really liked Sinn. And the two of them had amazing passion and chemistry. I have said it before, but this is one of the things that really get me going. And these two had some of the best passion I have ever seen. For the second time this movie, I am blown away. In fact even though I am enjoying the shorter scenes, this one could have gone a few more minutes it was that good. ****1/2


Melissa tells Nica she is all hers for the evening. But Nica has a surprise for Melissa. Sinn is over to fuck Melissa while Nica is just leaving, or maybe even watching/listening from afar. Melissa takes no real convincing and soon they are kissing on the couch. Melissa lifts Sinn's shirt up and is sucking on her nipples. Meanwhile she takes her own clothes off and has on a white matching underwear set. Sinn had on a front snap bra ... not sure why this isn't a more popular item. Melissa tells her she wants to "taste that pretty pussy of yours" Sinn looks really good lying back and getting licked. As she gets close she repeatably says "please don't stop" She twists and turns all over the couch after she cums. Then Melissa puts three fingers in and fingers fucks her hard. She is so wet you can hear it. She has another intense orgasm. Sinn is soon fingering Melissa and sucking on her boobs When Melissa cums, she yanks Sinn's hand off because she is so sensitive down there. Melissa finally gets her panties off and climbs up to ride Sinn's face. Sinn fingers her own clit while this is happening. Sinn tells Melissa she wants to play with her ass, and soon has multiple fingers in her pussy while she licks her asshole. Soon she is fingering her very hard and Melissa is grunting as she cums. This leads to a tribbing session where Melissa tells Sinn she is a good girl. Sinn then climbs up and rides Mellisa's face to end the scene. She has another intense orgasm. This was another great scene! ****1/4


Would have liked a final resolution between Nica and Melissa to end things. But instead the scene just ends with Melissa and Sinn on the couch.
General Thoughts - I like the shorter scenes. I like we aren't pretending it is someones first time. I like the intensity. There was amazing passion throughout this. Much more than from most of the MDEC we have watched. My expectations were exceeded twice. And no one really did any babysitting either. Ha!
As a side not, if I averaged these ratings, it would be tied with MDEC Episode 34 as the highest rated movie I have reviewed. Pretty lofty territory.
Overall - I loved this. Not sure I could recommend a movie any higher than I do this one.
Awards:
- MVP - This award is for the person I thought was the star of the movie, whether it be performance, looks or character. In this case, with two great scenes Sinn wins it.
- Hottest - This should be obvious, but the best looking performer in the movie. Here I am going with Satine over Elexis and Sinn. Funny going into this, I though Elexis would win this one easy.
- Best Babysitter - More of a character based award, whomever mixes the essence of the role with the best sex. I am going to go with Satine again here, as I thought she was great. And since Sinn won the MVP, Satine deserves a nod as well.
- Best Mother - Similar to the babysitter award, this is for the best mother or adult. Melissa is the easy winner here.
- Biggest Surprise / Under the Radar - This is for the actress who gave a performance I wasn't expecting, or who maybe sneakily had a great scene. I didn't know Satine before this, and she blew me away. The clear epitome of what this award is about.
- Best Scene - This should be obvious. All the scenes here were great. Any could win. But I am going to go with Michelle and Satine.
Scenes:
- Michelle Lay and Satine Phoenix ****3/4
- Melissa Monet and Elexis Monroe ****1/4
- Puma Swede and Sinn Sage ****1/2
- Melissa Monet and Sinn Sage ****1/4