Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 59 Review

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DK Reviews a Random Scene 64

Cheer Squad Sleepovers 11 Scene 2 Review with Prinzzess and Riley Reid

Riley comes home in a school uniform and gets her lunch out of her lunch box when P enters.  Riley calls P "Felicity".  A much better name I should add. P wants Riley’s porn DVDs, who really steals them from her mother. P blackmails Riley into taking her in to get the DVDs. She will tell Riley’s mother and Riley won't be able to go to Christian school if P tells her mother.  P wants to know how many girls Riley has banged.  Ha ha.  P's character is always the same exact thing.  Riley says she hasn’t been with a girl. Just watched a lot of DVDs.

P makes her move and starts to undresses Riley. No bra under her school uniform.  Ha ha. Riley is really skinny but has all time great boobs.  So small and firm. And her nipples are amazing! The two are soon kissing  and P plays with Riley’s nipple. I love P’s body.  As an overall package I am pretty much over her. But her body is killer and sometimes she can have great scenes when she puts effort in. Riley grinds on top of P with her panties on and then goes to town on P. It’s rather mundane for a while. P does call her a naughty girl though. 

P eventually lies back so she is on her shoulders and Riley tongue fucks her hole then squeezes her tits while grinding against P. P commands her to grind against me like you are fucking me. And calls Riley a dirty girl again. After a few orgasms she says Riley is trouble.  P gets Riley on her knees and licks her pussy from behind.  Then a camera break and they are in a 69.  Riley has her knee socks on I should add. The prime focus of their 69 seems to be P with her thumb in Riley’s pussy. Riley slurps at P’s clit while rubbing her hole.  They each cum this way.  Then Riley puts both hands on the outsides of Ps pussy and rubs. P clenches the sheets which I enjoyed seeing.  Riley follows it up by licking Ps clit while she is sensitive.  P starts rubbing her clit and Riley’s leg while fingering her. She makes Riley say that she loves her. P spoons her and kisses on her to end. 

Not quite sure what to make of this one. Beautiful girls.  Fun sex!  But I had a hard time getting into it.  Like they were trying so hard to do different things that they failed to really capture my attention. I am sure that is on me. But I just felt this could have been a lot better with the level of performer here. ***1/2

Mother Daughter Exchange Club Episode 58 Review

Our respite for bad storylines and an overall lethargy lasted a single episode.  Just when I was back and fired up about the series again, GFF hits us with Episode 58.  Storylines that don't really make a lot of sense, nor seem fun.  And all time terrible scene.  One of the worst moments in porn history.  Even Vanna Bardot riding Ryan Keely's face can't make up for this Episode that just completely sucked the life out of me.  Onwards ...

Reagan Foxx and Vanna Bardot are talking about Vanna’s photography.  She met a mother daughter duo (Ryan Keely and Petra Blair) on an online photography forum.  They want to mentor Vanna.  Vanna calls Reagan, Mrs. Foxx so she clearly isn’t her mother.  They want to meet Vanna and her mother, and since her mother is against her photography career, she wants Reagan to pose as her mother (always odd since they just had a great fuck two episodes ago).   Also Ryan is having her house fumigated so they need to use Reagan’s house for the meet up.  All very odd, but I can go along so far. They all meet up.  Ryan wants to take Vanna on a photography outing but not really, it is just a cover for the MDEC, where Ryan and Vanna really met!! Ha ha. And  Vanna has pigtails in for the meeting! Petra goes to lunch with Reagan (that seems so odd) and soon Ryan and Vanna are making out.

Vanna quickly gets Ryans top off and is sucking on her boobs. Vanna is quite aggressive. She sits on Ryan’s face while fully clothed.  Ryan pulls her panties aside and starts licking her pussy straight away.  Vanna’s boobs are so perfect here. Vanna goes down on Ryan next. Ryan moans and squeals while Vanna licks.  These two are completely into one another.  Ryan puts some serious effort into sucking Vanna’s boobs. And then devours her pussy.  Vanna let’s out these deep moans as Ryan gets her close.  Ryan then flips Vanna over and sucks her pussy while Vanna twerks.   What an ass on Vanna. I had no idea.   They swap positions and It’s Vanna’s turn to suck on Ryan.  That only lasts a few moments before Ryan flips horizontally for a 69.  Vanna licks and fingers Regan some more before she climbs on top to trib.  Vanna looks awesome her and Ryan’s thick body looks amazing to ride.  They both cum here for the first time. They are both breathless. This is how you do a quickie in GFF I suppose!  They got all of that done in 20 minutes.

Ryan then invites Vanna to stay the night. Vanna says this is better than photography.  So my first issue here is that they were meeting at Reagan’s house.  What happened to that.  They talk about Reagan not being fucked for 2 years.  And Vanna calls her Mrs Foxx not her mother.  Apparently lots of footage was left on the cutting room floor, or Ryan and Petra were in on this from the beginning.  It would have been useful to have those little details filled in.  Oh well.   I liked this. The two were into each other. Tons of energy throughout. Would have liked to see more orgasms as I have grown to appreciate a lot of cumming in a scene. But a fun start.  ***3/4

Petra is in her underwear and hanging in Reagan’s room. Talking about Vanna and Ryan.  So I have no idea how Petra is now hanging at Reagan’s house.  And why she is sleeping there and hanging out with Reagan in her underwear.  They talk about long it’s been since either had been with someone.  It’s been a year for Petra which doesn’t make sense, since Ryan is clearly using her as bait to get pussy in the MDEC. They talk about Reagan kissing a girl in high school. This leads to them kissing.  This is very slow going. Reagan is in full pajama set so takes a while as Petra strips her down. Petra has gigantic nipples.  Wow.  Reagan goes down on Petra first. Petra guides her as the what to do and where to touch, so too much talking and chatter in this scene for me to really enjoy. A camera break and Reagan sits on Petra’s face.  Finally a little energy to the scene.  But it doesn’t last too long as Reagan cums quickly.  Reagan is licking Petra again next and she basically concentrates in licking Petra’s hole.  Petra cums although it isn’t very big. Petra then rides Reagan’s leg.  Reagan gives lots of instructions on how to do it.  This is kind of what I dislike about these scenes.  We started with Regan talking about not having sex for years, kissing a girl way back in high school, and suddenly she is porn director guiding younger girl all over the bed. They take turns rubbing each other’s pussies. Maybe it is me but this scene did nothing for me. I liked Petra’s nipples. Otherwise it was boring and not very believable. **1/2

And the holes in the storyline, or the things they left out … just kind of annoy me.  I get details are not GFFs thing.  But this was super frustrating to me.  

Serene Siren and Lacy Lennon are drinking beer at a bar and talking about meeting Chanel Preston and Dolly Leigh from the MDEC website. Lacy is wearing no bra. Ha ha, as every woman I know who heads out to bars.  Lacy and Serene appear to be a couple who are going to split the other mother daughter apart and play with their counterparts. And somehow they are going to try to steal money from Chanel.  They don’t really say how though.  Since this is GFF, we have established details are not important.   Dolly and Channel are having some sort of DNA testing  done.  Ok this makes no sense. Why would that info be online on a dating profile? After they aggree to the plan, Serene says here is to good beer and good pussy.  Next we get Dolly and Channel talking.  Lacy emailed Dolly pretending to be her sister from a DNA test. This makes even less sense. How is Lacy faking DNA results to match up with Dolly?  Lacy is also now pretending to be adopted and Serene's daughter.  Now fast forward to the get together. They show the fake DNA results. And Lacy makes a big deal about pretending to be a new blended family.  And Lavy says they have to swap kids to get to know each other better.  Again, why do the opposing mothers need to learn about and know the others?  If Lacy and Dolly, really were biological sisters, they don’t need time with the opposing mothers.    Not sure I am digging this scenario at all, and it isn’t even slightly believable. This has to go down with Dana D lying her way through Wold War II stuff as being bottom of the MDEC barrel. Nothing will approach the babies swapped at birth, but this is definitely towards the bottom. 

Dolly and Serene are now in lingerie hanging on a bed.  Well that moved fast!  And we now have 54 mins of a Serene scene.  Just shoot me now.  One of them mentions the plan working. I think whoever said that, forgot that the plan was between Serene and Lacy. GFF missed something they should have cut. Am I surprised?  Not in the slightest.  Serene tells Dolly she will lick her ass when Dolly mentions Serene’s butt. Dolly has nice boobs. Bigger than most of the daughters.  And here we go, Serene is already talking non-stop. Not sure I have this in me to watch this whole scene.  Next Serene spanks Dolly. Well, this took an odd turn. And Serene says she is taking charge. Dolly has a really odd pubic mound. It Is not a triangle. It Is like has wings extending all the way out to her thighs.   Serene talks in her baby voice to Dolly’s pussy. Not to Dolly ... to Dolly's pussy! And she tells Dolly her winged pussy is a cute little bush.  Ok I am out.  I can’t take it.  This is just utterly terrible.  Who can enjoy a scene where Serene talks to someone's pussy using a child's voice. Seriously, this is so extremely dumb that I couldn't possibly make it up.   I basically had to turn the volume down to allow myself to get through the scene. It doesn’t happen often but I find this completely unwatchable.  Basically some stuff happens.  They talk throughout it non-stop. Serene pretends she is a small child. Serene bends herself into positions that are useless in sex but since it is porn, why not. Etc, etc, etc.  An all-time terrible scene and it is over a fucking hour long!  * 

I have Sexy Vanessa and Chloe Conrad as the worst scene in MDEC history.  But this is right there with it.  I don’t know I have ever disliked an entertainer of any sort as much as I dislike Serene Siren. Just pure trash. Go fuck yourself Serene!!

I am not a huge Chanel fan but her last scene with Scarlett was great.  So I am optimistic about this scene.  And here we are in our favorite bed. I have no idea how GFF decided this bed and bedroom was ideal for all these young women having sex.  It makes no sense to me. The last LHH scene I reviewed made the most sense.  That it was a grandmothers house.  Anway,  Lacy is going to hang out in Chanel’s bed for the evening.   Lacy immediately starts hitting on Chanel. Chanel hasn’t dated since her husband passed away. Lacy confesses she is attracted to women and slowly seduces Channel. She starts fingering Chanel and sucking on her boobs. I don’t like Lacy’s pussy eating technique though. Lots of fast slurping.  It doesn’t sound sexy at all.  It’s not as bad as Sarah Vandella’s though, but still not a turn on. Chanel starts sucking on Lacy’s boobs before they finger each other. Eventually Lacy takes over and Chanel cums. Next is Lacy’s turn and Chanel strips her down before licking her pussy.  I liked redheads a lot more when I was younger so the younger me would have been into Lacy. She isn’t really my type now a days but she does have a banging body. When she gets close to cumming she almost goes in a trance.  It’s kind of wild. She shakes. She screams she is going to cum.  Her eyes roll back.  That look like it took a lot out of her. Petty wild stuff.  Chanel tribs and Lacy shakes like she is possessed by a demon.  It is really amazing to see!  A major part of how good a scene to me is how much the two are into each other. These two are into each other and have incredible energy.  Now Lacy is on top  She looks amazing. But decides to spit all the way from up top down to Chanel’s pussy, which I didn’t really enjoy. The fucking is vigorous.  Lacy licks Chanel to a strong orgasm. Chanel then fingers Lacy to one. Lacy then fingers Chanel to another before Chanel watches Lacy finger herself.  They kiss and cuddle to end it.  This scene had lots of things I normally really like. Hard noticeable orgasms. Lots of passion.  Variety in positions. Daughter on top tribbing.  But it just didn’t do it for me.  Maybe it was my mood after a long day. Maybe is was lethargy and grumpiness after the previous scene. Maybe it was Lacy spitting. Maybe they were just too excessive in all that they were doing that it just didn’t seem all that natural. Whatever the reason this just doesn’t make it to four stars for me. I can understand why others might really dig it though. ***1/2

And then after we get no closure on this whole stupid storyline. Not that I expected anything different, but if you take all that time to set up this scheme, you at least need to pay it off. 

Overall - The first scene was very good.  The fourth scene was good too, although others will probably like it more.  Scene 3 is an all time terrible piece of utter trash.  Avoid at all costs.  Unless your kink is Serene Siren talking to someone's pussy like it is a small child.  The storylines were not well done either.  This is just a bad episode. 

These are probably the easiest awards I have ever done.  There is not even any debate in my mind about anything.  

Awards:

• MVP - Vanna over Ryan
• Hottest - Vanna over Petra's nipples
• Best Mother - Ryan
• Best Daughter - Vanna
• Best Scene - Ryan and Vanna

Scenes:

• Ryan Keely and Vanna Bardot ***3/4
• Reagan Foxx and Petra Blair **1/2 
• Serene Siren and Dolly Leigh *
• Chanel Preston and Lacy Lennon ***1/2

DL Reviews a Random Scene 63

Lesbian House Hunters 13 Scene 1 Review with Kristen Scott and Scarlett Sage

This is a dream matchup. Kristen has been in one of the top scenes I have ever seen.  Scarlett is incredibly sexy and such a hot fuck.  I can’t imagine this not being great.  I do worry that the two are both so tiny that it drags it down a bit as there are no big bodies to slam hard against.  Ha ha, but we shall see.

Prinzzess wants to sell her grandmother’s house. She tries to bully realator Jelena Jensen into giving a better deal as part of the sale. Jelena is the top relator in Thornhill and won’t be bullied.  Kristen is P’s niece and Scarlet is Jelena’s assistant. P’s grandmother was anti lesbian (dumb question, in Thornhill?  I thought everyone there was gay). And Kristen, who lived in the house, is a lesbian.  To change the karma of the house P wants Scarlett and Kristen to have sex in her grandmothers bedroom. Ha ha.  Kristen is down.   Jelena then bullies Scarlett, who is straight, into doing it. Ha ha.  Note that Jelena takes Scarlett to a room with lots of pipes, and gauges.  Clearly not a part of any house I have ever seen.  No idea where that was shot.  And there are lots of bitchy women here in Thornhill, always starting with P.   You would think that with all the sex happening in this town, these ladies wouldn’t be so bitchy.  Oh well.  Anyway, clearly Jelena wants the sale too as she orders Scarlett to comply.  And P expects at least 3 orgasms for Kristen.  Ha ha ha. So they head to our favorite bedroom.

P makes them get close and touch. Scarlet’s huge puffy nipples are poking through her dress.  Amazing!! The two are really reluctant. Can’t P just leave and the two get it on?  This was a great opening for the storyline, but P directing the action is usually when I have had enough of her.  Just let the two girls fuck.   P undoes Kristen’s top while the two (Scarlett and Kristen) awkwardly kiss. P being so bossy and bitchy really brings down the occasional scene.  She brought down a Chastity scene this way in MDEC too.  Scarlett gets into it when Kristen touches her nipples. Finally, P and Jelena leave and the two can get into it.

Both mention that it will be their first time.  And so that makes the initial awkwardness understandable.  Kristen clearly loves Scarlett’s nipples. Scarlett really does have the best nipples.  So puffy and big, I just love them.  Kristen goes down on Scarlet.  She eats pussy like a champ.  No playing around.  Lots of eye contact between the two.  And it is an amazing view with Scarlett’s boobs sticking out of her dress. Next it is Scarlett’s turn to do Kristen. She loves all over Kristen’s tiny tits.  And then when she licks Kristen’s pussy, Kristen’s head is thrown back immediately back.   Kristen is so damn expressive. She starts convulsing and shaking.  Seriously that is amazing. Scarlett rubs her clit and we get the sheet clenching and shaking and an amazing orgasm as she says “Oh fuck”. Scarlett then gets on top tribbing and their pussies slosh together.  That was awesome.  Kristen cums again as her whole body quivers. Then Scarlett licks her clit again as she has aftershocks. 

Kristen starts licking Scarlett again. The view is incredible here.  Kristen reaches up and tweaks those puffy nipples too.  The visual of Scarlett laying back and Kristen licking away.  That is an all time great view. They trib again this time Kristen on top.  Sounds as sloppy wet as the last time too.  And they frantically kiss each other.  Kristen’s orgasmic faces here were a little over the top.  But this was still great. She slows down and then speeds up.  Scarlett then eats Kristen one last time. She shakes and convulses wildly. Scarlett rubs her pussy wildly and Kristen cums. 

That was incredibly fun.  And my fears about these two tiny girls slamming into each other, completely unnecessary.  This might have been better without the P shenanigans.  Also not even remotely believable that this was eithers first time once they got going. This was a point they made sure to emphasize early in the scene. But from a storyline perspective (minus porn director P) and just from a sex perspective (again minus porn director P) I enjoyed this a lot. ****

There is a great cast in this one. I need to watch this whole video!  Clearly P and Jelena are goint to fuck in the next scene and that should be fun.  The movie also include Lily LaBeau and Violet Starr, so this whole video should be a banger.   I wonder if the same exact house with different owners will be up for sale in the later half?  Ha ha.